Chapter 1: The Pit Daddy System

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The streets are lively and full of traffic.

Su Cheng's eyes lit up as he looked at the luxurious carriage coming from the long street, and the guards on both sides of the carriage had been automatically ignored by him, because he was very hungry now.

The carriage was nearer, closer.

I'm sorry, we have no choice but to do it, Su Cheng swallowed his saliva and said silently in his heart: "System, use cards, take the sheep by hand!" ”

"Use Hand-in-Hand!" The voice of the system sounded in Su Cheng's mind.

An inexplicable rule enveloped Su Cheng, and he seemed to see glittering gold nuggets and glittering silver ingots flying towards him.

With a whoosh, Su Cheng suddenly felt something appear in his hand.

Silky smooth with a hint of warmth.

Su Cheng raised his hand, stunned.

A belly pocket embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water is waving in his hand, which is so bright and has an attractive fragrance.

The belly pocket is pretty good-looking, quite sexy.

Su Cheng unconsciously commented, and then suddenly reacted.

This style of painting is wrong!

Shouldn't it be gold and silver that come with the sheep? No matter how bad it is, it's okay to be a jade pendant, take a belly pocket with your hand, can you eat it as a meal?

Just when Su Cheng was stunned, a scream rang out.

In the luxurious carriage, a delicate little girl was screaming with a disgraced face, because she suddenly felt a chill somewhere in herself, as if something was missing.

"Princess, what's wrong with you?" The maid next to her was startled and hurriedly asked.

"I, I, I ......" the princess cried with a hint of confusion on her face.

At this time, there was a sudden commotion outside, imagine a big man holding a belly pocket on the street, how could it not cause a commotion?

The princess opened the curtain of the carriage at the sound of the commotion, and then she saw a young man in the long street holding a belly pocket.

She was very familiar with the belly pocket, and the princess was very confused, she was still wearing it on her body just now, why was it in the man's hands?

The maid next to her was also dumbfounded, wasn't the belly pocket in the young man's hand the one worn by the princess? How could it suddenly appear in the hands of that young man?

"Ahh Whoopy thief! Catch him! He snatched the princess's belly pocket! The maid screamed.

The princess's little face turned red at first, and then snow-white again.

The guards outside the carriage suddenly exploded like a frying pan, and rushed towards Su Cheng like a wolf.

Su Cheng suddenly woke up from his bewilderment, stuffed his belly pocket into his arms, and ran away!

This is the Tang Dynasty!

If you are caught, you will definitely be beaten to death!

Su Cheng scolded while taking out the strength to eat milk.

System, I'm Uncle Grass Mud!

Su Cheng casually found a small alley and got into it, but the guards behind him were still in hot pursuit, not only the guards were in hot pursuit, but there were even two little girls in the back.

The princess and the maid also panted and chased, at this time the princess had only one thought in her heart, she had to snatch her belly pocket back, it was her personal belonging, how could it fall into the hands of a man?

Although Su Cheng was running wildly with the strength to feed, the footsteps and shouts behind him were getting closer and closer.

Thinking that he is an otaku, how can he outrun other people's guards?

Su Cheng was desperate, he felt that he might become the first and only traverser to be killed by his own system.

"Host, don't you draw cards?" The voice of the system sounded in Xu Sucheng's mind.

"Labor and management are going to be killed by you, and you will draw cards and draw your sister! Labor and management die here, and they will never draw cards again! Su Cheng roared in his heart.

"You really don't smoke? The guards will catch up in ten seconds, please take care! ”

What can I do? I'm so difficult, Su Cheng glanced back and said decisively: "System, draw cards, draw cards!" ”

"Congratulations to the host for drawing the Light Song Man Dance, may I ask if the host uses it?"

"Nonsense! Use! Hurry up! Su Cheng didn't care to ask what a light song and man dance was, because the guards behind him were only one step away from him, and he could only be a dead horse doctor.

"Use, light song and dance!"

As soon as the system's voice fell, the BGM exploded in the alley.

"Three circles to the left,

Three circles from the right,

Twisted neck,

Ass twist,

Let's do sports together......"

As the sound exploded in the alley, it seemed that an inexplicable force enveloped the alley, and all the people who were rushing towards Su Cheng were frozen in an instant.

Su Cheng was a little frightened to find that his body began to writhe uncontrollably......

Three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twisting his neck, twisting his buttocks, Su Cheng is about to collapse, this is a light song and man dance?

What a shame I feel!

I don't even want to draw cards anymore! If you draw a card again, I'm a grandson.

In fact, those guards were even more confused than Su Cheng, they didn't know why they couldn't move suddenly, just when their hearts were furious, they suddenly found that the lewd thief was dancing.

In clumsy circles, he pinched his waist and twisted his neck, and turned around and twisted his ass......

Their eyes widened as they suddenly noticed

It's really

It's so pretty!

Why do they think it's so good-looking? Why they can't help but want to see it!

It's a man writhing his ass!

This must be sorcery!

The little princess and the little maid who followed behind had little stars in their eyes in an instant.

So handsome!

It's so chic!

It's so charming!

Why is it so good-looking?

I want to watch it like this forever!

The princess and the little maid looked at the little face flushed, their eyes full of stars, and their faces were intoxicated.

Su Cheng was about to cry, because it was too shameful, he would rather be hacked to death by the guards than dance this bullshit light song and dance!

system, you're enough!

However, the power of the system is not transferred to Su Cheng's purpose, so twisting the ass and turning in circles still continues......

Finally, the BGM slowly disappeared, and Su Cheng was finally able to control his body again.

So, Su Cheng threw away his discipline and shame, turned around and ran.

The guards did not chase, but bent down in unison.

Vomit!

Vomit!

Only the little princess and the little maid held their hands and watched the running figure disappear into the alley, and muttered with a nymphomaniac: "So handsome!" ”

How did it end? It's so reluctant!

The guards are still a little confused, is the belly pocket in that person's hand really the princess's? How could it suddenly appear in that man's hands?

"Princess?"

With a bang, the princess pulled the little princess out of the nymphomaniac, and her two big eyes were suddenly filled with mist.

Such a shameful thing happened, and she didn't know what to do now, so it seemed that she could only go back to her mother to cry.

"Go back to the palace!"

"Quick, escort the princess back to the palace!"

Amid the chatter of the streets, the carriage left in a hurry and headed for the palace.

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