Chapter 2: Child Son-in-law

"Buns, big freshly baked buns. Two pennies a piece".

"Rock sugar gourd, three wen one string, ten wen three strings".

………

In the alley in the distance.

"This little doll is very pitiful, and has not woken up for seven days and seven nights."

An old beggar with a disheveled hair and a dilapidated body looked at the little baby in front of him and said regretfully.

"Life and death are fate, wealth is in the sky. All we can do is instill a few drops of water every day. Everything can only be seen by his creation". Another old beggar ate a begging steamed bun and said.

Although the two beggars wanted to save the little beggar, there was not enough money to see the doctor. Pharmacies don't even give credit to beggars. Therefore, in the past seven days, I can only do my best and obey the destiny of heaven.

The little beggar was pale, and his lips were cracked. Even his breath was weak. Lying where to stand still.

………

"He did it manually".

The two of them approached the little beggar.

The old beggar, who was slightly older, hurriedly pinched the little beggar.

At this time, although the little beggar was conscious, his whole body was weak. I didn't even have the strength to open my eyes.

"You can't do that. I got it. The other old beggar crooked his neck. Spitted and spitted, and took a few breaths by the way.

"What are you, old fellow?"

"Mouth to mouth." I've seen them save old sows like that. I think no problem.

The old beggar was about to kiss the little beggar with a big, ugly mouth.

Even another old beggar couldn't bear to look at him. It just stinks. I want to vomit when I see it. It seems that this little beggar must have a shadow in the future.

Old guys?

Mouth-to-mouth?

"Brother's first kiss has been kept until now, but it can't be broken by the old guy. No, I'm going to stop him from taking advantage of me." The little beggar said secretly.

Seeing that the two mouths are facing each other, there is only a difference of 0.001 seconds.

The little beggar opened his eyes violently.

"Wait, get your stinky mouth out of the way. He woke up".

Although he couldn't speak, he saw the outfits of the two people in front of him. There is no explanation except for the homeless.

"Can you speak? Thirsty? ”

The little beggar blinked hard.

……

"I can be struck by lightning when I deliver a takeaway, I'm really drunk. Ay. That's not right! Where did my little electric horse go"?

"Now that you're all right. Then stay put. We're going to ask for food. ”

"The homeless people have been so dedicated these years? I really don't know how I became a homeless person in the first place? Watching the two of them leave their sight, he said secretly.

The eyes turned, and the more they looked, the more wrong they became, when they saw themselves in front of them.

Yes... Yes!!!

At one point, the head appeared in the jam machine.

After calming down, I tried my best to come to myself with a big ear of melon seeds.

It hurts, it hurts.

Not a dream?

In order to find out the situation as soon as possible, although he couldn't move, he still crawled towards the street.

"Filming costume dramas?" Looking at the passer-by in front of him in a long robe, he wondered.

"No, even if it's filming. Why did his strong and mighty body become a child's body? Or in such shabby clothes"?

I was anxious at the moment, because I was completely confused.

What the hell is going on?

What is this place?

How do I get home?

After calming down......

Through! Or is it just soul crossing? Oh, my God! I don't have so much water with it!

Reading is obsessed with crossing novels, and always fantasizes that he is the male protagonist of the passage. With a golden finger, a unique system plug-in.

But really crossed, there was nothing? Don't let yourself cross yet? Sure enough, novels are all routines.

Looking at his short body, he was helpless to the extreme.

……

"Eat". Lao Minghua handed Tang Tang a steamed bun.

The steamed bun is a white steamed bun, but the old beggar is running directly on the steamed bun, and the whole body of the steamed bun is immediately black. Although he was hungry, he suddenly lost the desire to eat.

"Eat. You're welcome. The old beggar stuffed it directly into Tang Tang's mouth.

"Eat your sister. Brother is a Virgo. Of course, this is just what Tang Tang wants to say very much in his heart.

"It's better to be alive than anything else." Another beggar said.

The little mouth, which was motionless, began to squirm.

Truly. All the problems encountered are not as close as life and death, as long as you live, there is hope.

Nothing, not important. I come from the future. The previous depression was all left behind.

"Two seniors, which dynasty is it today?"

"Wu Zhou Dynasty. The Empress is in charge. ”

"Wu Zetian! A short-lived dynasty? "So many dynasties don't wear it, they don't wear it here. It's also drunk when you think about it, and you can't get drunk anymore.

Take things as they come.

It's a foregone conclusion, so try to change it. I believe that one day gold will always shine.

"Little brother, it's okay to see you. Join us in the fun. The old beggar said excitedly.

"What's the excitement"?

"Throw hydrangea in front and choose a husband".

"What does that have to do with you"?

It's not that I despise the two, it's estimated that a woman can't even look down on their existence.

"Of course there is, as long as it's human." The old beggar took out the announcement.

"The county chooses a son-in-law. Young and old, as long as the hydrangea hits. Even if the long crooked melon is cracked and the dates are cracked, even if you want rice. He is also the county's fast son-in-law. ”

I was very disdainful when I saw the announcement, since ancient times, as long as there is a beautiful woman, which one is not a rule? You don't have to think about it, the daughter of the county order is definitely what kind of person is feared, with a fat head, big ears and a short figure. The presence of the convex is not convex. I don't want to give it away for nothing.

"Go ahead. I'm going to find something to eat. ”

"Mother-in-law, mother-in-law. If you hit it, you won't have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of your life. The old beggar walked out of the alley directly with Tang Tang.

Tang Tang seemed to be being carried by a cat boy at this time.

At this time, the drunken immortal downstairs was already overcrowded. Almost all men. But it's impossible to know if it's a single person or not.

On the third floor, a woman with a red gauze on her face and a hydrangea in her hand. I'm looking downstairs.

"Miss, the man over there, it looks like a donkey. It should be full of poetry and books. Wait for Miss Hui to throw it directly. Yahuan next to him suggested.

The woman looked at Yahuan and felt that the people below were the ones who looked pleasing to the eye. But his eyes were still full of helplessness.

"Miss, smash me".

"Life and life are only good for young lady".

"Miss, Miss I love you".

………

And so on, and the crowd below shouted loudly.

Tang Tang despised all men.

Of course, I don't include myself, but I'm a boy.

If a man's word is believed, the sow will be able to climb the tree.

"It's going to be smashed. Always tell the flowers to keep up, we go forward, there is a big chance ahead. ”

"You're waiting for us here." The old beggar directly picked up Tang Tang and put him on the pillar. Then followed.

Because Tang Tang was isolated on the pillar, he also had an unobstructed view of everyone. But it also entered the woman's eyes.

"Since Daddy listens to the charlatans. Then don't blame the daughter. The woman threw the hydrangea directly and threw it to Tang Tang's side.

Due to the large number of people, the hydrangea is also bumpy all the way. The woman also had palpitations when she looked at it.

"Brothers, give me hate and hate. grabbed the hydrangea, and the young master rewarded him with one hundred taels." A gentleman stood on the delicate child and said loudly.

"Shameless, I actually hired a water army." Tang Tang looked disdainful. He also rolled his eyes at the gentleman.

Just finished rolling his eyes and was hit hard by a merciless object.

"Who is it? What kind of ability is a hidden arrow to hurt someone? Come out and go heads-up". Tang Tang reacted instinctively.

Everyone looked at him blankly.

"Which misunderstanding. Just talking".

"him, brothers." I saw that the hydrangea was in Tang Tang's hands.

Seeing the appearance of the group attack, where did Tang Tang parry at this time. Directly along the stone pillar above the pillar, no matter 3721 holding the stone pillar is a familiar operation.

The woman saw that the hydrangea was in Tang Tang's hand, so she motioned to the housekeeper next to her.

"The time has come. Congratulations to Aunt Li. Come. Go and welcome my uncle home. The butler said loudly.

Seeing that everyone left automatically, the two old beggars looked at Tang Tang with a confused expression.

"Uncle, come down by yourself, or let the little ones help you." The head of the first class.

"You talk to me"?

"Little brother, congratulations. Occasionally, the hydrangea soared into the sky". The old beggar said.

Hydrangea?

What? Is this black and not slippery with hydrangeas?

Aren't all hydrangeas red?

Could it be that the female fetish of this county order is different?

Tigress?

Fat head and big ears?

Oh, my God! Crossing does not come with such a play.

"Come on, take my uncle back home."

In this way, Tang Tang was carried out of the sight of the two old beggars.