Chapter 63 To be a good soldier, you must first learn to pick up dung

When the drill was about to be completed that afternoon, the whole platoon was training to end the gun on the shooting range, and Yin Xiancong ran over and said, "Wrap up the exercise early!" Don't practice, come over and do a side hustle. ”

Avocation?

This is the first time that I have heard the term "sideline", and I thought to myself, could it be that the army still develops the tertiary industry?

But there is no need to engage in training, this is simply the blessing of the ancestors to burn high incense.

In a daze, he followed Yin Xiancong to the company's vegetable field.

Yin Xiancong pointed to the four neat vegetable ridges and said: "In the future, these four vegetable ridges will be the sideline land of our class." ”

"Sideline?" Zhuang Zheng was the first to ask: "Squad leader, do we still have to grow vegetables as soldiers?" ”

Yin Xiancong said: "This is the fine tradition of the army, hard work, simplicity and self-reliance, to be a good soldier, not only to train well, but also to engage in side jobs. ”

Solemn and ridiculous.

Being a soldier is not a vegetable farmer, being a good soldier means growing good vegetables?

What logic?

On the surface, he didn't dare to say it, but his solemn face betrayed the thoughts he despised in his heart.

"Solemn." Yin Xiancong seemed to see the little Jiujiu in his solemn heart: "Do you think it's embarrassing to grow vegetables?" ”

solemnly pretended to be confused: "Is there one?" Did I say it's shameful to grow vegetables? Squad leader, you're thinking too much. ”

Yin Xiancong said: "It is said that the soldiers and horses have not moved the grain and grass first. When our troops fight a war, the first thing they need is food and grass. In peacetime, although we have not fought a war, we must first eat well in order to train well, and the food money given to us by our superiors is limited, and we have to rely on ourselves to improve our lives, so when the vegetables are planted and we eat well, the training can be energetic. ”

Solemnity was dumbfounded.

This can be related to training and being a good soldier, and he also admires his squad leader Yin Xiancong.

No wonder he is a good seedling for the military academy.

However, solemnity really has never grown vegetables.

Facing a few vegetable ridges in front of him, he was definitely a tiger biting a turtle - he didn't know where to start.

"Squad leader...... This dish...... How? ”

Yin Xiancong suddenly thought that this guy was a city soldier, let alone growing vegetables, and he probably didn't even have a chance to take a shovel.

"To plant vegetables, you need to sow seeds, trim ridges, turn the soil, weed, and control insects......"

Halfway through, he suddenly stopped.

Seeing the stupid look on his solemn face, Yin Xiancong knew that he had told him that it was all for nothing.

"You and Zuo Xiaoheng come with me." Yin Xiancong grabbed two big black buckets and a flat pole next to the vegetable ridge: "Today, you and Zuo Xiaoheng are temporarily responsible for picking fertilizer." ”

Zheng Zheng followed and asked, "Pick fat?" Manure? ”

Yin Xiancong walked in front and didn't look back: "Yes, scrap." ”

The three of them quickly arrived at the company's toilet.

solemnly asked: "Squad leader, what are we doing in the toilet?" Are you unloading? ”

Yin Xiancong couldn't help but scolded with a smile: "I don't need to unload, it's the fertilizer here-"

He took them to the septic tank, pointed to something indescribable in a large pool below, and said, "These are fertilizers!" ”

After speaking, he picked up a two-meter-long big spoon next to him, stretched out the septic tank, stirred it, and scooped up a large spoonful of yellow and white things.

Majestie first smelled a strong stench and glanced at the large spoon.

The strong visual impact and the "ecstatic" stench made him almost jump.

"Holy! Damn! ”

He took three steps back as fast as he could, as if stepping on a bunch of poisonous snakes.

His stomach suddenly began to churn, and he couldn't help retching.

"It's not promising!" Yin Xiancong said: "I'll give you a demonstration, and when it's done, you will each pick up a load of fertilizer and go back to the sideline land, and I will wait for you there." ”

With that, he pointed to a corner of the toilet.

"There's still a bucket there, get another pair."

After that, he skillfully filled the two black buckets with a small half bucket of "fertilizer" like paste, and then used a spoon to scoop up clean water from the small pool next to him and pour it into the bucket, stirring it a few times to make the "paste fertilizer" completely cut away, and it was as thick as a barrel of black coffee.

"Gross-"

Zhuang Zheng couldn't accept the situation in front of him, and continued to retching against the wall.

He felt that even if he killed himself, he would not be able to do such a thing.

"Do you understand?" Yin Xiancong asked.

Zuo Xiaoheng said: "Squad leader, don't worry, I did it at home, understand." ”

Yin Xiancong nodded reassuringly, handed the spoon to Zuo Xiaoheng, looked at the solemn and said, "Two loads per person, pick up the side business, and wait for this thing to water the vegetables." ”

A thunderbolt suddenly flashed in solemn mind.

"Squad leader, you mean, the dishes we usually eat ......?"

Yin Xiancong, who had already walked a few steps, stopped, turned his head, and looked solemn as if he was looking at an alien: "That's right, those peppers, lettuce and lettuce are all grown by ourselves, pure natural food." ”

When Yin Xiancong left, he solemnly recalled that a few days ago, he was full of praise for the refreshing and appetizing fried lettuce with chili peppers, and it tasted like a storm......

The scariest thing was that he remembered a detail.

That day he ate a small piece of paper towel from a fried lettuce with chili......

At that time, he was still holding the remains of tissues pulled out of his mouth and laughing and joking with his comrades in the first class, saying that the people in the cooking class were not serious and did not wash the vegetables......

Thinking of this, he stretched out his head to look at the two buckets of "natural organic fertilizer", and sure enough, he saw a few white tissues floating on them......

"I'm lostβ€”"

This will, solemnity can't help it at all.

"Gross-"

He really started to vomit, and even the yellow bile water was vomited clean......

Avocation!

I'll go to your uncle's side hustle!

"Lao Zhuang, are you okay?" Zuo Xiaoheng came over and patted his solemn back hard, "Can't stand this smell?" ”

solemnly wiped his mouth and shook his head: "I said Xiaoheng, why didn't you react at all...... Do you remember the day when I ate a white tissue from that plate of shredded lettuce? ”

Zuo Xiaoheng thought for a moment and nodded: "Remember." ”

Solemn's eyes widened: "Don't you feel disgusting!?" ”

Zuo Xiaoheng said: "Next time, I have to let the cooking class clean up......"

Solemnly said, "Why don't you vomit?" ”

Zuo Xiaoheng said with a confused face: "Why do I want to vomit?" ”

After speaking, he picked up the load of "natural fertilizer" and walked away.

Zuo Xiaoheng was nearly half a head shorter than himself, but he didn't expect to pick up two large barrels of "waste" and walk like the wind.

Two loads per person, you have to pick it yourself, and wait for fertilizer in the vegetable field.

Zhuang Zhuang felt that he was also forced to go to Liangshan.

He held his teeth, held his breath, breathed gently with his mouth, followed the example of the squad leader Yin Xiancong to scoop up "fertilizer", and then stirred it with water......

As he stirred, he suddenly remembered that this action was a bit like his favorite Ovaltine chocolate hot drink at home, which was also slowly stirred with a spoon......

Again, he couldn't hold back and rushed to the toilet again and threw up.