On this day, after solemnly watching the firewood, Wang Datong and a few others went to Xiaohegou to take a bath.

Just halfway through washing, he solemnly saw Wang Datong standing in the flowing water, staring blankly at the sky, rubbing his right eye with one hand.

"Big mouth, what are you doing?"

Wang Datong closed his eyes slightly, took a deep breath like a toad, and his chest swelled.

"My right eyelid keeps jumping ......"

solemnly put the white towel in the cold river water, scooped the water and splashed it on his head, and said disapprenomerly: "Damn, what age are you, you are better than in New China, growing under the red flag, why are you still so feudal and superstitious." ”

Wang Datong was like an old monk who had settled down, and he didn't pay attention to the solemnity at all.

It took a while before I opened my eyes and said something inexplicable.

"Lao Tzu watched the sky at night...... Bad...... Bad! ”

Several others burst into laughter.

Xu Xingguo said: "Big mouth, now that the scorching sun is in the sky, where are the stars for you to observe?" ”

Wang Datong opened his eyes and looked in the direction of the teaching brigade.

A dark green background 212 soft puff jeep drove all the way from the direction of the division headquarters, passed through the gate post, and then stopped at the entrance of the brigade department.

……

Wang Chenglin is a native of Hubei, with a hooked nose, and he is not tall at only one meter sixty-nine, but in terms of appearance, he can definitely be regarded as a handsome old man.

This year, he is also about to change careers, and he used to be an officer in the division's political department, and he has been a major all the way.

Political Division, as the name suggests.

Wang Chenglin is a bit interesting.

In the words of the troops, this man has a bit of a sharp pen, is a good hand at writing materials, and can speak well with a mouth, and talk endlessly.

It is easy to make meritorious service in the organ, and it is easy to be promoted, but when it comes to changing jobs, I have not yet hung up a real post, and there are some flaws in this resume.

In order to make up for this regret, Lao Wang, director of the Political Department, complained a lot of bitterness, and finally was transferred to the teaching brigade as a political instructor before he was transferred to work and retired.

He has also been rolling in the political department for many years, and when he arrives, he will definitely be promoted to a half-level back to the locality, which can be regarded as a kind of recognition and commendation for his many years of conscientious, diligent, and hard-working service in the army.

Half a year after taking office, Lao Wang became the most troublesome figure for officers and soldiers in the teaching brigade.

This person has been very strict in his grasp of political and ideological education, and the training brigade, which has always focused on training, has naturally complained of hardship, and even the staff officers and instructors of the brigade headquarters have a lot of workload.

The proverb that a new officer takes office with three fires applies everywhere, and the army is no exception.

At the beginning of Instructor Wang's tenure, he had to do something for the leaders of the division to see, for his subordinates and colleagues, or for the soldiers to see.

Instructor Wang's first reform was to start with standardizing daily management.

HE ORDERED THE BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS PUBLIC SERVICE SQUAD TO PAINT A 75CM DISTANCE ON THE CEMENT ROAD IN FRONT OF EACH SQUADRON WITH WHITE PAINT.

He stipulated that the cadets should march in three people at any time, including going to the small river at the shooting range to take a bath, as long as they pass through the cement road at the entrance of the squadron, two people should form a line, and each step should follow the pace line. This kind of regulation reminds Zhuang Zheng of West Point, which stipulates that cadets must even turn at right angles when they are on campus, and Instructor Wang's rule is even more than that.

The cement road in the camp is the only way for everyone to go to the training ground and take a bath, which has a rather funny effect.

Therefore, since the promulgation and implementation of Lao Wang's regulations, it is common to see some squadron cadets wearing pants and carrying buckets in their hands, because they are the only ones standing on the side of the cement road, waiting for others to come over, and then asking, let's go together and form a queue.

The second fire burned the clothes in the laundry field. solemnly lamented that if the troops were to be uniform, they could fight to such an extreme.

According to Instructor Wang's new regulations, all clothes should be distinguished according to different types and colors. Pants and pants are dried together, vests and vests are dried together, training uniforms and training uniforms are dried together, and camouflage is camouflage.

People who pass through the teaching team will be amazed, and from a distance, they will see that the clothes sunburned outside the row room are like neat groups of soldiers, and there is no mistake in color and category.

The third fire was the housekeeping of the row house. The cups should be neatly placed on the table, and the handles should be facing one direction, as neatly as a queue waiting to be read; There are also regulations for toothbrushes and toothpaste, toothbrushes are uniformly green, and toothpastes are uniformly used in small Chinese, and they should be placed in one direction.

The most bizarre thing is the cabinet where each person puts his clothes, and the clothes inside should also be folded into tofu blocks, which are placed on the right side, and the number and model are also stipulated, one set of camouflage, two sets of summer chang, and a shirt, not more, not less; On the left, Deng Xuan and Mao Xuan, which were uniformly distributed by the teaching team, also had two notes, one was a military notebook and the other was a political and ideological education notebook; Further inside is the backpack strap, which is neatly placed in a circle.

All the extra things should be put into the camouflage backpack in the small private room, and they are not allowed to appear in the cabinet.

During that time, every student's cabinet was the same, and no matter which one was opened, it was the same thing, the same furnishings.

If it weren't for the numbered cabinets, no one would be able to find their own cabinets. In order to fold the clothes, everyone began to use cardboard for housekeeping, and the students who had used toothbrushes of other colors or other brands of toothpaste went to the small shop to buy the prescribed green toothbrushes and Chinese small toothpaste.

For a time, these designated toothpaste toothbrushes were in short supply and the price skyrocketed, and there was a momentum of expensive Luoyang paper.

Today, Instructor Wang is very angry.

When it was almost noon, I was going to pack up the documents on the desk and go to the small canteen of the brigade headquarters to eat, but the sweaty public service squad leader of the brigade headquarters suddenly rushed into the door.

"Instructor! Instructor! Something happened! ”

It's said so fast that it sounds like "something happened to the instructor."

Lao Wang's heart was suddenly very unhappy, his face darkened, and he asked the public service squad leader: "I said Xiao Chen, what are you doing?" Anyway, he is also a veteran, with the rank of sergeant, what do you look like a squad leader? ”

The public service squad leader didn't seem to care too much about Instructor Wang's criticism, but pointed directly downstairs and said, "Someone from the division headquarters is here, it's Deputy Chief of Staff Han." ”

Wang Chenglin frowned and said, "What is Deputy Chief of Staff Han doing here?" ”

As he spoke, he had already dropped his papers and walked towards the door.

As soon as I went downstairs, I saw Deputy Chief of Staff Han, who was in charge of the work of the team directly under him.

"Hello Chief!"

Wang Chenglin's style is still very rigorous, and he immediately stopped and saluted a standard military salute.

After Deputy Chief of Staff Han returned the salute, Wang Chenglin asked, "Chief, what kind of wind blew you to our teaching team?" The thing about training? Do you want me to be called the captain? ”

"No, no, no, I'm here for one thing, and it's very simple, just tell you."

Deputy Chief of Staff Han waved his hand, but his face was not very good-looking.

The two of them went upstairs one after the other and entered Instructor Wang's office, and Wang Chenglin turned around and asked the public service squad leader to pour tea.

When the tea was poured, when the public service squad leader just walked to the office on the second floor, he suddenly heard Lao Wang's desk being slapped hard, which startled him.

"How can it be!"

Wang Chenglin's angry voice came from inside, and the muscles on the face of the public service squad leader jumped a few times......

At dinner time.

Today is different.

At this time, the squadrons had already opened their meals and began to check the firewood.

But not today, but a brigade assembly was blown.

The squadrons assembled their ranks as quickly as they could, and brought them to an open field in front of the brigade department.

When all the reporting procedures were over, instructor Wang Chenglin walked in front of everyone with a wooden stick in his hand.

He raised his stick, and his face was a little purple.

"Look! Look at it! What is it! ”

The entire brigade, including the squadron leaders and district captains, was confused.

It's like stretching out your leg to give you a glimpse of your leg hair, and then letting you guess whose leg is the same.

No one said a word.

Wang Chenglin said: "This is a tree! ”

The hearts of the more than 400 people below suddenly felt a dumb smile, and the whole question was full of postmodern comical sense like the previous question.

It's like saying to a person that your dad is a man and your mom is a woman.