Chapter 95 Bao'en Temple
At noon, the sun was furious, hysterically venting light and heat. The branches of the trees drooped weakly, and the dogs did not have the usual spirit, sticking out their tongues and panting under the trees, and occasionally a gust of wind blew, setting off a suffocating heat wave, and the fire was burning. The tea shops and taverns on the side of the street are doing a brisk business, people are shaking fans, drinking and drinking tea, talking about the past and the present, or talking about the romance of the streets and alleys, and they are happy.
At this moment, if there is a pedestrian on the road, everyone will look at him as if he is walking like a joke, like someone strolling under a downpour, if he is not masochistic, then he is pure second goods. But there are such people, I saw two sedan chair men carrying the sedan chair, a maid following behind, they are not much stronger than the dog under the tree, although they did not stick out their tongues, but the whole body is like steaming in a steamer, not to mention how uncomfortable.
Looking at the sedan chair in the past, a thin monkey-like person whispered: "This woman's mood is the same as this weather, it is all burning and burning, and now when I go to Bao'en Temple, the rain and dew are moist, and every pore on my body is comfortable." ”
Another person took a sip of tea and sighed: "It's a pity that a well-known man at the Yang Jie level actually wears a green hat." ”
Another person said: "This woman is too dissatisfied, a second-hand goods, it is her blessing to marry her at the festival level, but who knows that she is in the blessing and does not know the blessing, what a fox!" ”
One person said: "You say, won't she wait until the weather is cool to go, as if she lost her soul in a hurry on a hot day!" ”
The thin monkey said disdainfully: "You know a bird, first, she has to rush back, and secondly, no one can nest in the house on a hot day, and she just went to Bao'en Temple to repay her kindness!" ”
The man also fought back: "Listening to your tone, you can't wait to change positions with Monk Hai, but it's a pity that she doesn't repay your kindness!" ”
The thin monkey said: "I just have that heart, and I don't have that guts!" If Yang Jiejie knew about it, he would cut off my roots with a knife, where would I find it! ”
Although it was a whisper, it still attracted the attention of the two people at the adjacent table, and one of them couldn't help frowning when he heard Yang Jiejie, he also joined in the discussion, and said in a low voice: "The monk does not abide by the rules, but he does this kind of dirty and ugly thing that insults the holiness of Buddhism, and he is not afraid that the Buddha will blame him and enter the eighteenth layer of hell?" ”
The thin monkey immediately took over the conversation and said: "You don't know, this monk is the first flower in the world, full of food, clothing, warm and sleeping, idle only calling, so he thinks about measuring his own length with the depth of other people's ladies." ”
Someone laughed and said: "You are not a good bird, you always have some foul language in your mouth, and you are not serious!" ”
Then the man asked, "Whose family is this woman?" ”
The thin monkey said: "Jizhou Mansion Yang Xiong Yang Jie level, known as Sick Guan Suo, don't you know?" ”
The sip of tea that the man had just drunk squirted out at once, and asked for a long time: "When did Yang Jiejie marry a lady?" ”
The thin monkey said: "It's been less than a year, how do you know Yang Jiejie?" ”
The man nodded and said, "How many times have we met, what is the name of the monk she went to?" ”
The thin monkey said: "Sea monk Pei is like the sea!" ”
A person next to him said: "Thin monkey, be careful of the trouble coming out of your mouth, drink!" Drink! "The topic shifted and no one talked about it anymore.
The man frowned, and said in a low voice: "Stinky flea, what are you thinking?" ”
As soon as you hear this, why do you think this is a nickname for Shi Qian? Yes, this person is indeed a time shift. It turned out that on the way back to Qingfeng Mountain, Shi Qian asked Song Jiang for leave, and wanted to come to Jizhou to retrieve the jade Guanyin he had hidden, and by the way, he brought the person who was rescued from prison and called him a stinky flea. This person is called Baili Fengfei, his kung fu of flying eaves and walking the wall is slightly inferior to the times, but his unique skill is to open the lock, any lock under his hands does not take half a minute, the people of the rivers and lakes call "no lock and no fear". was originally a partner with Shi Qian, but later separated and went his own way, was arrested in Dengzhou, and was put on death row, not wanting to be a blessing in disguise, not to mention saving his life, and joined Song Gongming's team.
Shi Qian is a person who must repay his kindness and revenge, where can he let his benefactor suffer such a great grievance, pay for tea, and fly to Bao'en Temple with a hundred miles of wind.
In the Liangshanbo Gathering Hall, the heroes gathered together to make suggestions to save the infantry of Yuncheng. Lei Heng beat Bai Xiuying, a woman from Goolan to death, and the magistrate of Yuncheng had an affair with Bai Xiuying, so he made a dead hand, did something in the paperwork, and prepared to be sent to Jeju for death. Lei Heng and Chao Gai have an old age, and they are also righteous heroes, and after getting Zhu Gui's report, Chao Gai convened a military meeting as soon as possible.
Such a good man should be saved, everyone was talking about rescue methods, and Liu Tang even shouted that he wanted to go to Yuncheng to rob the prison. Wu Yong saw that everyone was shouting, so he expressed his opinion: "Your brothers are eager to save people, it is understandable, we only need to quietly rescue Lei Heng, and the action should not be too intense." I have a plan, Liu Tang and Ruan Xiaoqi only took some people to Yuncheng to investigate, and when they were released from Jeju, they rescued Lei Heng on the way up the mountain, and Bai Sheng took people to pick up Lei Hengniang up the mountain. "Everybody said it was very good.
Who knew that Liu Tang and Ruan Xiaoqi would come a few hours later, and Lei Heng and his mother were also in the same column. Chao Gai was overjoyed, first kowtowed to Lei Hengniang, and then greeted Lei Heng, and set up a drink in the Juyi Hall to catch the wind. At the wine table, Liu Tang and Ruan Xiaoqi praised Liu Tang and Ruan Xiaoqi for their neat work, Liu Tang said that Lei Heng was met halfway, Chao Gai was stunned, Lei Heng hurriedly explained: "Zhu Tong let me go halfway, I quickly went to the house to pick up my mother, ready to defect...... Chao Tianwang! ”
In fact, Lei Heng wanted to defect to Song Gongming in Qingfeng Mountain, and he didn't want to run into Liu Tang and his gang on the way, but now he felt inappropriate to say it, so he directly said that he came to Liangshanbo.
Chao Gai heard it and said: "It's so much more burdensome to Zhu Tong, how is it good!" ”
Wu Yong said: "Don't panic, the head of Zhu Tong will be safe and sound, we just need to draw the gourd in the same way, today's plan remains the same, just replace the head of the thunder with the head of Zhu Du!" ”
Seeing that everyone nodded, he continued: "Zhu Tong I know very well, he is not guilty of a capital crime, and if he wants to go home after the expiration of the period, he will definitely refuse to come to Liangshan." Liu Tang and Ruan Xiaoqi killed him when they rescued him this time, cut off his back road, and went up the mountain to gather righteousness, why let him fall into a cage and have a hard time! ”
Seeing that Wu Yong's plan was thorough, everyone had no worries, so they sang in a low voice, guessed the order, and entered the realm of "life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon".
Shi Qian and Baili Fengfei came to Bao'en Temple, didn't care about the beautiful scenery in the temple, pretended to be a pilgrim to worship the Buddha, asked the meditation room of the monk Xiao Shamihai, and hurriedly left.
At this time, the tourists are scarce, the monks are afraid of the heat to stay in the house to enjoy the cool, the two came to the sea monk room in front of the room, heard the murmur inside, Qingqing I and I, it seems that the inside has died down, is brewing two plum blossoms. Shi Qian gently broke the window paper, put it in a pipe, and blew some smoke into it. After a while, there was a snoring sound inside, and he glanced at Baili Fengfei, opened the window and jumped in, but saw Baili Fengfei open the door and go in.
Baili Fengfei said in a low voice: "Don't you know that I open the door and unlock the door unparalleled in the world, there is a door that does not deviate and jumps out of the window, and the thief nature does not change!" ”
Shi Qian smiled: "I'm used to it, next time I come out with you, I will definitely go out!" ”
The two crept to the bed, only to see them sleeping soundly on the bed, their clothes lying on the ground, which showed how impatient their owners were. Shi Qian saw Baili Fengfei take out a dagger, and hurriedly stopped: "In the pure place of Buddhism, you can't defile the holy with blood." ”
Baili Feng Fei said: "Can you just let go of this adulterer and adulteress?" ”
Shi Qian said: "Give them a reminder, if you know that you are wrong and stop talking to each other from now on, you can be regarded as two idiots from the sea of desire, and the merit is immeasurable." ”
Baili Fengfei said: "Then I will engrave adulterers and adulteresses on their faces, so that they will not be able to see people in the future." ”
Shi Qian said: "Forget it! Pick up a few pieces of clothing and hang them at the door, and you can warn them! ”
Baili Fengfei said: "Do you want to tell Yang Jiejie about this matter?" ”
Shi Qian didn't say a word and glared at him, and Baili Fengfei was anxious and said, "What do you think I'm doing?" Isn't Yang Jiejie your benefactor, tell the truth, so as not to be sulky in the dark! ”
Shi Qian said: "You pig brain!" If your wife steals a man, I'll tell you, what do you think of me? ”
Baili Fengfei said: "I killed the thief mother-in-law!" ”
Shi Qian asked again: "And then?" You are sentenced for murder or die in the world, will you one day be resentful, and I will not be able to live in peace if I am a dog and a mouse! ”
"This ......" Baili Fengfei couldn't answer for a while, Shi Qian sighed: "Not long after Yang Jiejie got married, he weaved a net of happiness with his own hands, like a beautiful dream, let's not wake him up, let his happiness last longer." Ay! Keeping it in the dark all the time is a wonderful choice! ”
After Pan Qiaoyun woke up, he saw that it was not early, so he was busy waking up the sleeping Pei Ruhai, and the two were busy getting dressed. Pan Qiaoyun suddenly said, "Where is my belly pocket?" Before the words fell, Pei Ruhai said: "Hell, my underwear is gone!" Pan Qiaoyun's eyes were sharp, she saw the clothes hanging on the door, and said in a panic: "How can you be there!" ”
The two were dressed neatly, but Pan Qiaoyun still had palpitations, saying that he had offended the small punishment given by the Buddha. Pei Ru pirates' hearts were not dead, and he comforted that it might be a warning that some senior brother in the temple found them and made a warning. Don't be afraid, whoever dares to talk nonsense, leave immediately, and change the tryst place in the future.
Pan Qiaoyun tasted the sweetness, and the feeling of stealing food was like the melodious sound of the piano, the deep night sky, the crazy dance, the surging waves, everything was wonderful! She didn't want to let go either, and she wanted to continue to let Senior Brother Pei do the happy Fengyue Dojo and send her into the boundless Elysium.
She sat on Monk Hai's lap and was very charming, rubbing Monk Hai's face and said: "My husband lives in prison for more than 20 days a month, and I bought Ying'er early and taught her to serve at the back door." If your husband doesn't come home, he will light the night incense on the incense table, and the back door will be hidden, so it doesn't hurt for you to come in. You find a head who reports the dawn, watch the wind at the back door, knock on the wooden fish at the back door every day, call the Buddha loudly, and call you out, so as not to sleep to death! ”
Pei Ruhai was overjoyed, and shouted continuously: "Wonderful! Since then, my sister and I have been staying together night and night, being a loving couple, may the Buddha bless, Amitabha! Pan Qiaoyun smacked shyly and said, "Look at you like this!" And there they were, tired and crooked.