Chapter 1: Nine Years of Martial Arts
In 2300 A.D., Shengjing, the capital of China, a fat man with a height of one meter and eight meters and a mellow body walked on Chang'an Street in Shengjing, looking at the towering buildings and bustling street scenes, he felt infinite emotion in his heart.
This fat man is a student in the history department of a university in China, and his name is Li Haochen.
Li Haochen didn't know who his parents were since he was a child, he had been dependent on his grandmother since he could remember, and he also asked his grandmother who his parents were, but his grandmother only wiped her tears there and didn't say anything, so he never asked his parents again.
He has excelled in studies since he was a child, likes to read, does not like to socialize, and does not like to go out. He often locks himself in his room, does not go out for half a month, and takes instant noodles as his companion every day, because he is better at studying, Li Haochen began to help people write some academic papers on history when he was in high school, in exchange for his own living expenses.
Grandma unfortunately passed away in the year Li Haochen was admitted to university, Li Haochen has been a person since then, because of the death of his grandmother, he made him more introverted, more reluctant to go out, often not going out for several months, because of unhealthy diet, and living habits, although he is more than one meter eight meters tall, but the weight is as high as 300 pounds, and the whole person looks round.
Also because of his introversion and huge size, he naturally has no girlfriend in the era of thinness and beauty, and is still a single dog, for which he often sighs that if he lived in the Tang Dynasty more than 1600 years ago, with his burly figure will definitely have many people like, as we all know that the Tang Dynasty is fat for beauty.
Because he loves history, he pays attention to historical and archaeological information at home and abroad every day, and expresses some opinions on the Internet from time to time, which is sought after by many netizens.
He went out today because he made an appointment, and the matter had to start from three days ago, Li Haochen found a historical report on the Tang Dynasty on the Internet, saying that the aesthetic views of people in the Tang Dynasty were the same as now, not to be fat for beauty, and fat people had no market in the Tang Dynasty.
Li Haochen was furious after reading it, relying on his understanding of history, and the other party quoted scriptures on the Internet to argue, attracting countless netizens who are history lovers to watch, and finally Li Haochen was speechless with the content of an ancient book.
Li Haochen quarreled with this well-known historical expert, not because of how righteous he was in his heart, on the contrary, he has always been a principle of doing things that do not concern himself. The reason why he quarreled with this expert was that this expert shattered the last bit of reverie space for a fat man, the Tang Dynasty where fat was beautiful has always been a place for Li Haochen to comfort himself, and it was said that this place also hates fat people, and he can't accept it no matter what.
Li Haochen walked on the street and just finished negotiating with that history expert.
The historical expert wanted to give him a sum of money to tell Li Haochen to shut up and stop dwelling on this matter, and at the same time stated on the Internet that what the expert said was right.
But it was a huge fortune for him, and he turned it down.
It's not that he doesn't want this money, nor does he think about the noble feelings of being poor and unmovable, mighty and unyielding.
He thinks very simply, that is, he thinks that there are some things that money can't buy, one is the truth, and the other is the yearning in his heart.
In the end, the expert invited him to a cup of coffee, and then agreed with him to publicly apologize on the Internet, and the matter was over.
At this moment, he walked on Chang'an Avenue in China, and he did not overcome the excitement of the domestic historical authority, but had some ambition.
He was about to graduate and didn't know where his future would be. He has ideals and ambitions in his heart, but the reality of society is cruel, and he knows that the historical knowledge he has learned has no way out in this rapidly developing economy and society, but he does not want to give up his hobby.
But the next moment his eyes were dark, and he fell to the ground, he didn't know what was happening, he seemed to be dead, but he was still conscious, he just couldn't control his body, at this time he seemed to know, he might really be dead.
It turned out that this was the case, the wife of the domestic history expert was a biologist, who had just developed a medicine that could make people die suddenly, and no cause of death could be found by any means, and the expert saw that Li Haochen was resolutely inappropriate, in order to protect his reputation, he made this decision, poor Li Haochen just wanted to insist on the authenticity of the country he longed for, so he died here, and he could only blame himself for being unlucky and encountering this kind of thing.
When Li Haochen knew that he was dead, but he was still conscious, he was very unwilling in his heart.
He wanted to scream like crazy, I'm still a virgin! I can't die, I must live, but he can't make a sound.
It was at this time that "Ding!" appeared in his mind. The sound made his consciousness smart, and then he heard "The host died unnaturally, and the conditions for rebirth are met!" The crossing conditions are met! Prepare to travel through the Tang Dynasty in 626 AD! ”
Li Haochen didn't figure out what was going on, so he opened his eyes vigorously and found that a big man was looking at him viciously, Li Haochen was stunned, because this big man was actually wearing a Tang Dynasty military uniform!
As a history student, he is familiar with history books, not to mention that he likes the Tang Dynasty very much, so he naturally recognized at a glance that the other party was wearing a Tang Dynasty military uniform.
His head was clouded, and he secretly said in his heart, this will not be filming, rubbing his head hard and trying to make himself think about what happened just now, he only remembers drinking coffee with the domestic expert, and after coming out of the café, he fainted, and in a daze, he seemed to hear something like crossing.
And the big man on the other side was not used to him, so he stretched out his hand and slapped him on the back of the head and said, "I said Li Fatzi, the prince is still waiting for the water you sent!" Can you hurry up? You're late, if the prince is angry, don't you want this head? ”
Li Haochen secretly said in his heart: "Look at this posture doesn't look like acting!" Did you really encounter such a bloody plot crossing? Looking down at this Tang-style military uniform, and it was also at the level of a small soldier, he looked up in confusion, looked at the big man who had hit him on the back of the head just now, and asked, "Dare to ask what year is this year in Brother Tai, which emperor is in power?" ”
Dahan looked at Li Haochen, who had a serious face, and said, "Didn't you have a fever and confusion two days ago?" It is now the ninth year of Gaozu Wude, and the reigning emperor is naturally our Gaozu Emperor who unified China! Don't ink, hurry up and bring water to the prince! ”
Li Haochen was instantly dumbfounded when he heard this, and shouted in his heart, his grandmother's, I really crossed over! It's bloody!