Zhu Dinghe grunted: "Fake foreign devils, it's not a wife, my classmates are in need, so I invited a guest, don't talk about this kind of affair, what benefits do you have to bring us." "I thought to myself that if I were as young and handsome as you, a prostitute would be willing to stick to me.

Li Guolou glanced at it and said: "I'm just here to see what you're doing, I see that I'm angry, anyway, you run Baozhifang more often than me, I'll make it clear to you, don't come to me when the list is released!" ”

There is also a degree of eating white food, and after the list was released in April, Li Guolou did not let five fellow villagers eat white food.

"Hey, hey, hey." The five students are a little embarrassed to scratch their heads, and everyone who reads has to save face, but when they think of food, they can't help but go to Baozhi's room to eat, of course, they are all bookkeeping, even if they have money, they won't pay it back, it's not fair, five students eat, who will pay the bill.

"Fake foreign devil, didn't you say that I would go to high school, and I will treat you then." Zhu Dinghe was a thief at the threshold, and he didn't say that he would pay the debt, but said that he would be glorious when he was named on the gold list.

"Have you memorized all the scriptures?" Li Guolou picked up a copy of "The Book of Songs" on the table and prepared to take the test of Zhu Dinghe like a teacher.

The scientific examination is divided into three days, one day is to test the scriptures, how to take the exam, is to fill in the blanks, a familiar scripture, missing a few lines for candidates to fill in the blanks, this is rote memorization, no other tricks, from the Sui Dynasty to the beginning of the scientific examination, continued to the Qing Dynasty, only the Yuan Dynasty in the middle of the suspension of a few decades, this is also the literati said why the Yuan Dynasty is short, a dynasty without the support of the literati is not long, so the Jinshi has a super memory ability, especially these Han people, there are no tricks, Huashan a road, just from the examination room to kill.

"It's back." Zhu Dinghe straightened his chest and bulged his belly, and was the first to shout loudly.

"Write the third poem "Curly Ear" for me, and I will treat you to a treat without missing a word, offer a reward of silver, and eat dried radishes in the hall by the wrong person." Li Guolou picked up the Book of Poetry and read it, and the third poem in the opening chapter also silently wrote the wrong words, don't want to be a jinshi in this life.

"Okay." The five students understood Li Guolou's good intentions and wanted to invite them to dinner, so they sat down one after another to sharpen the ink, spread out the rice paper and write the "Book of Songs: Rolling Ears".

Scriptures: Picking and curling ears, not full of baskets, sighing I am pregnant, I am not forever, I am pregnant, I am not forever, I am pregnant, I am not forever, I am pregnant, I am not forever injured, I am stubborn, I am a servant, and I am not forever.

Li Guolou paced and watched the five students write, and shouted: "Typos are not allowed to be written, don't talk to me about fake words, write whatever you want in the book!" ”

Li Guolou looked at the words in the book, shook his head and sighed, several words, he knew how to read them when he saw them, he could only memorize them, he couldn't write, strange words made people unguardable, they usually don't use words, they appear in the Five Classics.

Li Guolou took a look and sighed: "Cao Kexing, you better go home and sell sweet potatoes, you are getting older, let's give the opportunity to young people!" ”

"Snort." The other four students sneered, and some of them were destined to be a passing moment, and no matter how persistent they were, there was no hope of success.

Cao Kexing threw away the brush, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he was ashamed to say: "I just like to write through fake words, this problem can't be changed, Brother Guolou, my strength is strategy, and I have unique insights into the future direction of the country!" ”

How could Li Guolou really not invite one of them, and said helplessly: "Okay, when we drink, I'll listen to you!" ”

In my heart, I crossed out the person Cao Kexing, this person is a teacher, a man who can speak well, and it is a big deal to be a lawyer.

"Oh······" The other four students threw a big pen, and they were dashing and showed their writing skills freely.

"Reward." Fan Dahui's fat hand stretched out.

"Rice bucket, you owe me a lot, and when you become an official in the future, don't turn your face and deny people." Li Guolou ridiculed the big fat man and the big man, the big man, the big man, and the big man wants to eat the poor restaurant.

"Fake foreign devil, I know how many catties and taels I have, and if I rise in the future, I won't be able to rise as much as you, Lord Zhongtang is not my uncle." Fan Dahui took it for granted that Li Guolou had become a Jiupin official in such a short time after entering the Criminal Department, and others thought the same way, and they all sneered at Li Guolou's good life.

"Uncle Fart." Li Guolou couldn't bear it, vented his dissatisfaction in his heart, and said angrily: "Oh, you think that my promotion and fortune depend on my uncle, I don't know how much money is wasted, just because my uncle wants to suppress me and make me stumble, I even visit his old man, he gives me food behind closed doors, and he is willing to meet the fallen Beijing officials, rather than see me, I have today's official hat is Lord Bao appreciates me, and my uncle has nothing to do with it. ”

"I believe in the words of fake foreign devils, look at the fake foreign devils and fat pigs, and you will know who he depends on." Fan Dahui was in front of Li Guolou, and he brushed Li Guolou's ugliness.

In the laughter, Li Guolou laughed and said with a cruel smile: "Rice bucket, I have a grudge this time, don't come to beg me in the future!" ”

"Oh, Brother Guolou, where am I with you, I have a cheap mouth, I know it's wrong, I promise I won't be able to make this kind of joke in the future." Fan Dahui knew that the joke was too much, so he hurriedly hooked Li Guolou's set.

"Hey, I'll teach you a trick for the sake of our fellow villagers, don't make fun of each other in officialdom, it doesn't matter if you make fun of yourself, making fun of your fellow officers will grow evil consequences, I can have today's status because I never speak ill of my fellow officials, learn this trick well, enjoy it for the rest of your life, and ensure that you will be a tumbler in officialdom." Li Guolou has high hopes for these fellow cloth-clothed villagers, hoping that they can support each other in officialdom in the future.

"Then how do you deal with the landlord?" Zhu Dinghe asked him about his concerns and how to deal with the scientific examiners.

"Hmm······ These seven examiners, to tell you the truth, about 200 people were admitted to this scientific examination, which is more than 100 people less than usual. Li Guolou confided the secret of the scientific examination, each time the state admits a different number of jinshi, jinshi is a reserve talent of state officials, depending on the social situation to choose the number of jinshi.

"Ah, why are there so few." Zhu Dinghe was so anxious that his face was red and his neck was thick, everyone knew in their hearts that most of the places should be left for the Manchurians in the Jinshi, and the Manchu Jinshi examination project was much easier than that of the Han people, and the examination was translated from Chinese into Manchu and Manchu into Chinese.

Li Guolou smiled and said: "The battle is over, the army is going to lay off personnel, it's not those martial artists who want to enter politics, the more than 100 places are for retired soldiers, I can't pass the exam this time, at least wait for another two years to have a chance, none of you have been admitted to the exam, come to Beijing in two years, and come to play with me then!" ”

"Hey······" When the five students heard Li Guolou say that the situation was in a low mood, they forgot to sleep and eat and study, but there was little hope of success, and thousands of people competed for less than 100 places, which made it even more difficult.

Li Guolou couldn't help but didn't say anything, there are still places in the hands of the examiners in each room, at least half of the number of people will be reduced, and the real admission of people in the scientific examination is only fifty or sixty Han students, and the cheating is even more ruthless than the Han people, and if he enters the examination room, he will also be one of the cheating students.

Li Guolou smiled and said: "Don't be discouraged, ride on the wall and hold an umbrella, you're scared, look at what I brought you." As he spoke, Li Guolou opened his purse and took out a piece of jade jade.

"Give it to me." Suddenly, Zhu Dinghe snatched the jade pendant, and wore a waist loop with dazzling eyes.

Several other people didn't have Zhu Dinghe's eyes, and then looked at Li Guolou's purse, there was no longer a jade pendant, and they all shouted that Li Guolou was unfair, Fan Dahui beat his chest, he was close to Li Guolou, but he left the opportunity to Zhu Dinghe, how could he not be heartbroken.

Li Guolou laughed loudly and said: "Don't worry, I said that there is a reward, and the magic can be conjured!" ”

The close-up magic Li Guolou came at his fingertips, and after a few small tricks, everyone had a gift in their hands.

"Oh, I know how fake foreign devils spend big women, just rely on this trick." Zhu Dinghe didn't dare to say too much, and stopped at the point.

"Lao Zhu, a woman is a woman, why add a big word." Fan Dahui healed the scar and forgot the pain, and jumped out again to add.

"Hehehehe." Everyone tacitly covered their mouths and smiled, age is not a distance, a generation apart five people are like brothers, sleep on a kang head, drink a pot of porridge, prostitutes and prostitutes take turns on five people, although they are poor students, but as long as one person attains the Tao, the other four people will benefit for life, and the villagers are so united, this kind of relationship can be seen everywhere in the Qing Dynasty, unless it is like Bao Tong and Wu Defu, it is so good that he sleeps with his brother and wife, this will draw a knife to each other, and he will put his fellow villagers to death.

In the past, Li Guolou and his five fellow villagers felt that they had endless conversations, but now Li Guolou is not very interested in talking nonsense with this kind of frog at the bottom of the well, personally attacking, slandering each other, pretending to be clowns, this kind of little tricks, and a little itchy in his boots.

After being like a fish in water in the officialdom, what can this kind of hillbilly who has never seen the world talk about, Li Guolou suddenly felt that he had become a snob, what kind of person should he deal with, he had a rod and scale in his heart, he was lackluster to chat, and he talked about no fun.

Suddenly, Li Guolou understood that he was really an official, he spoke in an official tone, and he would put on official authority, and the official uniform made him a different kind of person, this is not really himself, just the fake person after wearing the official uniform.

Li Guolou took off his official uniform and said with a smile: "Lao Zhu, borrow a dress to wear, I think it's awkward to wear this dress, you are all afraid of me!" ”

"Earlier, I'll wear it and see it." Zhu Dinghe didn't think much about it, took off his clothes, looked at the "stranger" in official uniform in a mirror with a smile, laughed, and said: "It's still appropriate for me to wear it, do you say it!" ”

"Spit up." Fan Dahui's native voice did not change, pretending to vomit.

Li Guolou flicked his sleeves, bowed down and saluted: "Lord Zhu, the lower official will send a tael of tattooed silver, I hope you will accept it!" ”

"you." Zhu Dinghe lifted his official robe and shouted angrily: "That piece of mother's land, it's called Huazi, I'll shrug your fart for a while,"

"Zhu Bajie, I'm a scumbag and a nail to fart you," Li Guolou didn't forget the vernacular, and blurted out the scolding words.

This is the friendship of fellow villagers, too hard, Li Guolou smiled so that his eyes narrowed, there was no intrigue, no need to consider the consequences and scold his mother, the people in the room seemed to have returned to their hometown, pretending to be a bandit to buy road money like he did when he was a child.

These five fellow villagers are Li Guolou's reserve talents, the martial arts team uses Jianghu people, and the hometown people of the Wendi team are reliable, as long as Li Guolou is promoted, these fellow villagers will rely on it, and the team can be invincible, Li Guolou has seen the incomprehensible people, how to raise the weapons in their hands,