Emperor Zhao Ji has been very happy recently.

He's got a good thing—a watch.

This thing is really good, like a woman's bracelet, and it looks great on the wrist.

The key is to be able to time.

The sound of the small yellow gate of the Inner Servant Province knocking on the bang in the middle of the night to announce the time was very disturbing and quiet, which made Zhao Ji's nightlife a little disappointing.

If it weren't for the fact that the watch was too scarce, there was only such a piece in the entire imperial city, and he would have the heart to stop working on the shift.

It's a pity that there is only such a watch, and even his favorite Liu Guifei can't give it, which makes Zhao Ji a little apologetic.

Liu Guifei comforted Zhao Ji instead: "Official, you know that slaves have never liked Zhucui, and the slaves who were rewarded before were all kept in the room and never wore them." Enough is enough. ”

This is Liu Guifei's bedroom, Yuhua Pavilion, which is the most private space for women, except for Zhao Ji, no second man has ever come, but there is an extra man today.

"Smart Immortal" Lin Lingsu.

"The concubine is the reincarnation of an immortal, and it is naturally difficult for the mundane things in the world to match the jade true immortal body." Lin Lingsu patted the concubine's ass very skillfully.

Being summoned by Zhao Ji in Concubine Liu's bedroom is the only honor of the Great Song Dynasty.

A few days ago, Wang Qiao presented a treasure, saying that it is a treasure of the sea and China, the workmanship is ingenious, the material is strange, and more importantly, this treasure called "watch" is not only an ornament, it can also keep time.

Just look at the three hands on the dial to tell the time.

Zhao Ji couldn't put it down, and he wore it on his wrist at that time.

Today he invited some close ministers to play, and the strange flowers and plants in the imperial city made everyone have fun.

In the afternoon, Zhao Ji came to Yuhua Pavilion to rest, and called Lin Lingsu in, and the rest of the people rested in the Baohe Palace.

This face can be said to be big, of course Lin Lingsu knows how to grasp it, so why not wait for more sycophants at this time.

He had already gone through the harem route.

Liu Guifei is "Jiuhua Yuzhen Concubine An", and she is also a god in the sky, who can give people the title of a god in the world, except for Lin Daochang.

said that the concubine didn't like vulgar things, but she slapped the concubine's ass, but Zhao Ji was a little unhappy.

Why, the concubine is a fairy and doesn't like vulgar things like watches, so what do I look like wearing a watch, isn't it vulgar that can't be vulgar anymore?

Lin Lingsu is a shrewd person, and he immediately realized that something was wrong.

He was bent on patting the concubine's fart, but he inadvertently offended the emperor.

What to do?

With a roll of his eyes, Lin Lingsu said to Zhao Ji: "The official family is different, the official family is the immortal emperor, who is in charge of everything in the world, and it is naturally a daily opportunity, but it is not possible without a tool like a watch." ”

Zhao Ji's face eased down at this time.

Lin Lingsu struck while the iron was hot: "The official family, although the concubine doesn't like vulgar things, she likes the official style very much, today the official family is happy, the concubine is happy, it is better to put the icing on the cake, there is no watch, it is also a beautiful talk to give the concubine an official handwriting." ”

This is a good idea, and it won the two of them at once.

"Okay, it's really a smart fairy."

Zhao Ji waved his pen and wrote two lines.

"The elegant banquet wine is full of Yixing, and Yu Zhenxuan looks at Concubine An."

"Good words, wonderful text!" Lin Lingsu clapped his hands.

And he was telling the truth. Song Huizong created his own thin gold body, and in the art of calligraphy, the top three deserve it.

"It's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, I only write these two sentences, take them outside, and let them make up for them."

The ministers were waiting in the Baohe Palace, and when they saw the emperor sending out these two poems, they asked everyone to complete them, so they collectively recommended Cai Jing to do this.

Cai Jing's poetry is recognized as the first in this group of people.

He didn't shirk it, and wrote: "Baohe New Palace Liqiuhui, edict Xu Chenfan to Qifu." ”

The palace maid showed it to Zhao Ji.

"Baohe New Palace,

Edict Xu Chenfan to Qifu,

Elegant banquet wine is full of joy,

Yu Zhenxuan looked at Concubine An. ”

Nice, good, wonderful.

Sure enough, it is a very good poem, suitable for the occasion and festive.

Zhao Ji was very happy, but Lin Lingsu's heart turned over the river and the sea.

Cai Jing's two sentences were indeed very appropriate, but Lin Daochang felt a potential threat.

The key is in the second sentence: "Edict Xu Chenfan to Qifu".

The emperor is happy that he can't see anything now, but what if he calms down another day.

What is called "dusty" to "Qifu".

The first layer means that a man was called to the emperor's woman's bedroom. Isn't this cuckolding the emperor.

The second meaning is even more terrifying. "Mortal" is a worldly person, but now the person who is summoned in "Qiyi" is Lin Lingsu, who claims to be a god descending to earth.

What do you mean? Say I'm a fake fairy?

Cai Jing, this old immortal!

Lin Daochang was furious.

It's not that I didn't praise you, didn't I say that you are also an immortal official? Don't talk about you, just Wang Huang's group of people, which one of them I am not ranked among the immortal officials?

How to cross the river and tear down the bridge? Don't forget that we're in the same boat.

But when Lin Lingsu thought about it again, he was in a cold sweat again.

Cai Jing and the others are really not in the same boat as themselves.

People are serious about being a master, and if they don't do it like a fairy, it won't affect eating, drinking and having fun.

It's annoying! This group of unfamiliar white-eyed wolves. Isn't it just jealous that he is liked by the emperor?

If you have the ability, you are also dozens of years younger!

Can you blame me for my handsomeness?

Lin Lingsu secretly made a note for Cai Jing.

"The official family, today is so happy, it is better to ask the official family to paint a picture for the concubine, so that those laypeople can envy it."

Lin Lingsu is also a self-protection plan.

I've met Liu Guifei, but this is not what I want, Zhao Ji has to let me see what I can do?

Don't run, but look.

He knew that Zhao Ji naturally couldn't let those people enter the concubine's bedroom, so he had a bad idea, you can draw a portrait and show them.

Zhao Ji also really painted a portrait of a concubine.

Song Huizong's calligraphy and painting are superb, and his paintings are also extraordinary works of art.

The painting was completed, and Song Huizong, Liu Guifei and Lin Lingsu left the bedroom and came to Yuzhenxuan.

It's a place for hospitality.

After hanging up the statue of the concubine, Zhao Ji passed Cai Jing in.

"Master Cai, this is my beloved concubine. Jiuhua Yuzhen Concubine An. ”

Cai Jing hurriedly said panicked. It's okay to see that the emperor's woman is naturally frightened.

"It doesn't matter, you and I are not only monarchs and ministers, but also in-laws."

Cai Jing's fifth son, Cai Ying, married Zhao Fujin, the daughter of Emperor Maode of Song Huizong, and became a concubine, and their authentic sons and daughters.

According to this theory, Cai Jing's meeting with Zhao Ji's woman is not very outrageous. Are the children at home?

"But you can't see it in vain, you can write another poem."

Cai Jing was Song Huizong's favorite minister, and he was successively the prime minister. Just by looking at this, you can know the weight of him in Zhao Ji's heart.

Who can be dismissed as prime minister and re-instated? Or four times in succession.

It can be seen that he has the weight in the emperor's heart.

Cai Jing couldn't refuse, and wrote after thinking for a moment.

"Yuzhenxuan's threshold is as warm as spring, and I don't see anyone in Danqing. In the month, Chang'e finally had hatred, and Jianzhong's aunt shot was not true. ”

Lin Lingsu looked at it and scolded shamelessly.

Cai Jing is simply slippery!

The concubine is here, he obviously saw it but said, "I only saw Danqing but didn't see anyone", and he didn't leave anyone with any handle.

No wonder it can go up and down.

Such a character should be more careful.

And what scared Lin Lingsu even more was the last sentence.

"Jianzhong's aunt shot is not true".

This sentence is simply heartbreaking!

"Gu Shot" originally meant Gu Shoot Mountain, and this mountain became famous because of "Getaway".

Zhuangzi said, "The mountain of the contempt is inhabited by gods and men, and the skin is like ice and snow, and the covenant is like a virgin." ”

Later, people used "Gu Shot" to refer to gods or beauties.

Cai Jing said, "Gu shot is not true", what does it mean? Say that this immortal is a fake!

If you only look at it from the side of the poem, "Chang'e will eventually have hatred in the moon, and Jianzhonggu's shooting should not be true", it is said that Liu Guifei's beauty has competed with Chang'e and the goddess, but if you think about it carefully, you can also say that the gods are fake.

But fortunately, this sentence hurt himself, but it also brought Liu Guifei.

"Gu shot is not true", can it also be said that the goddess is fake.

Isn't Liu Guifei "Jiuhua Jade Zhen'an Concubine". As long as you incite the concubine afterwards, hum!

Lin Lingsu made another note to Cai Jing.

"The Taishi is really good at writing, I love the concubine, toast a glass of wine to the Taishi."

Liu Guifei took the palace maid's wine glass and personally saluted Cai Jing.

Cai Jing dared to hurriedly raise his hands to take it, and said in a loud voice, "Rude, rude." ”

At this time, his wrist was exposed, and a bright watch was worn on his wrist.

Don't talk about Liu Guifei, even Zhao Ji has seen it.

"Master, you also have a watch?" Huizong was a little strange.

The watch is precious, and Wang Qiao only gave himself a piece, so Cai Jing also has it.

"The minister's watch was exchanged for a garden and the little son of the Wang family." He can't say that it was given to him by Wang Qiao.

Such a cherished treasure, Wang Qiao didn't want to give it to himself, what did he want? It's not about trying to get your own power.

Must be bought. But how much does it cost to compare to this watch? He wasn't sure about it, so he simply said that he would exchange it for the garden.

What is valuable in Bianliang City is the garden, and every garden of Taishi Cai is worth a lot.

Liu Guifei's face is not so good-looking.

She thought that the watch was extremely precious, and the emperor had a piece, and the prince of the Wang family naturally kept one for himself, and there should be nothing superfluous, so although her eyes were extremely hot, she didn't dare to show it.

How? Do you want to grab something from the emperor?

Now I saw another watch on Cai Jing's hand, which made Concubine Jiuhua Yuzhen angry.

Is it decent to wear such a nice thing on your old fellow's wrist?

It's like wearing it on the bark of an old tree, isn't this a tyrannical thing?

You have to wear it on your wrist as white as snow and frost to match it!

Lin Lingsu was overjoyed.

There is a door!

Golden opportunity!

The concubine was angry and looked at Cai Jing unpleasantly. As long as you provoke two more sentences in the future, see if you die. If you don't die, you have to shed your skin.

Cai Jing regretted it greatly.

I knew I didn't wear a watch.

But this thing is so delicate and so easy to use, Cai Jing didn't want to take it off since he got it, he really liked it.

Naturally, he saw the greed of the noblewoman. If it was anything else, whether it was gold or silver agate, as long as he had it, he would definitely give it to the concubine without hesitation.

What are those things, give them away, and you can earn them back from somewhere else in the blink of an eye.

But watches are different.

Wang Qiao said that this watch is a treasure of overseas China, which is rare in the world, and he only got a few pieces by chance.

It's hard to say if there will be one in the future.

Because of this, Cai Jing was reluctant to give it to the concubine.

What to do? If the concubine is angry with herself, as soon as the pillow wind blows, the Cai family will be in danger.

"The official family, the noble concubine, and the minister heard from the little prince of the Wang family that he had done a lot of business with Chinese businessmen, not only watches, but also artifacts such as flashlights. The minister was stupid and couldn't think of what kind of treasure it was. ”

Zhao Ji was stunned.

The watch is already a baby, so what kind of treasure is a flashlight?

It sounds a bit similar to Lin Daochang's Five Thunder Dafa, all with "electricity".

And there is the word "hand", could it be that you can send out the Five Thunder Dafa by holding it in your hand?

It's a lot of fun.

If you can use the Five Thunder Dafa yourself, you don't have to worry about assassins.

If you encounter an assassin again, give him a "flashlight" and blow him up.

He had a watch, so he naturally cared about another treasure that he had never heard of.

Liu Guifei is not. She didn't even have a watch, and she didn't want any "flashlights" at all.

Cai Jing's words gave her a piece of news, that is, the words "what a big stroke".

It's not just three watches.

One for the emperor, one for Cai Jing, one for Wang Qiao, there must be more.

So in the world of the Great Song Dynasty, as a noble concubine, and a god in the sky, how could he not even have a watch.

It must not be as good as Cai Kyoto!

She looked at Zhao Ji and couldn't help but say for a while: "Official, it's better to summon the little prince of the Wang family to meet you." ”