Chapter 154: I would have entered the palace as a eunuch a long time ago

The long procession of carriages in the city of Wengcheng moved forward, the merchants' carriages stopped aside, Li Guolou carried large bags of food and did not put them back on the carriage, and Western foods such as smoked sausages, cheese, and ham sausages could be seen on the long table.

An old voice sounded in a carriage of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, "Xiao Dezhang, go ask the merchant to buy some smoked sausages!" ”

"Pierce." A crisp voice sounded, and a young eunuch jumped out of the carriage with a vigorous posture.

Xiao Dezhang stepped forward, took out a string of copper coins from his pocket, and said loudly: "Boss, buy some smoked sausages." After speaking, they looked up at Li Guolou, and the two were stunned.

Xiao Dezhang and Li Guolou are of the same height, the same face, and look like brothers, both have rectangular faces, sword eyebrows, and a shallow smile on their faces, but Xiao Dezhang's body is a little thinner, and he looks a few years younger than Li Guolou.

"Not for sale." Yelia, the foreign woman, replied without hesitation, she is a superior person, and no one dares to throw wild on her head.

Li Guolou looked at Xiao Dezhang and smiled slightly, touched his face, and said, "Brother, I haven't seen you for a long time, why did you get into the palace!" ”

Eunuchs are all oilers, scolded and beaten and punished, they have long been used to it, thousands of years of ancestors have passed down the rules, look at people and laugh, Xiaode smiled freely, and said: "Oh, it's the eldest brother, the foreign girl speaks very impulsively, under the roots of the city emperor here, the big men are in charge, what do you say, big brother!" ”

The eunuch bargained and was sticky, no merchant could stand it, as long as the merchant did not lose too much and sold something to the eunuch, the eunuch would feel that he had lost money in this transaction, and he would have to grab something before leaving, which would be counted as a kickback.

Li Guolou said with a smile: "Xiao Dezhang, since you are a brother, how can you sell it to your brother, you can take it casually, as long as you can take it in your hand, the eldest brother will give it to you!" ”

Xiaode was anxious, his eyes widened, he pointed at the people around him, and shouted: "You all heard it, it's my eldest brother who wants to send me something!" ”

A businessman next to him said with a smile: "I heard it, Xiao Dezhang, your eldest brother is good to you!" ”

Xiao Dezhang put a string of copper coins back in his pocket, grinned, and said, "Dare to ask the eldest brother what to call the pedigree!" ”

"Li Guolou of the Criminal Department, come out to play and find me when you have time, I am the only one in the Criminal Department like this, so I don't need to listen to it." Li Guolou still maintained his demeanor, he wanted to see how greedy the eunuch was.

Xiao Dezhang nodded and said: "Well, Brother Li is the bureau, I recognize you as a pro, and I will find you when I have time!" ”

Xiao Dezhang began to predate the action, he couldn't take the package to pack any food, Li Guolou said very clearly, it was to ask him to hold it with his hands, only to see Xiao Dezhang pull the placket of his chest forward, it became a pocket, one hand held the Western food on the table, the other hand pulled the placket, after a while, the Western food had reached Xiao Dezhang's chin, and he couldn't take it anymore with both hands.

Xiao De opened his mouth and said auspicious words, expressing his gratitude to Li Guolou.

Li Guolou added bricks and tiles to Xiao Dezhang's pocket and said: "Xiao Dezhang, there is ice on the ground, don't be happy and sad!" ”

Xiao Dezhang turned around cautiously and said, "How can it, Brother Li, don't worry, I don't know how many times I have practiced, I will come to you in a hurry, I will have a treat!" ”

There were bursts of cheers from the carriage of the Internal Affairs Office, this is the time when the eunuch has a long face, and the ability to climb the pole is unparalleled in the world, Xiao Dezhang opened the curtain and waved goodbye to Li Guolou, his expression was like a general who won a war.

Yelia looked at the fox suspiciously and said, "Mike, you really have a brother!" ”

Li Guolou expressed strong dissatisfaction and said: "Yelia, you don't think too highly of me, I just think that Xiao Dezhang and I are destined, there is a face in the world, how many can you find!" ”

Yelia said: "Xiao Dezhang, he will come to recognize you as a relative, he has seen that you and he are separated brothers, and there will be times when you hug your head and cry!" ”

The businessman next to him, who was about forty years old, said with a smile: "Brother Li is an interesting person, and he is very good at looking at it!" ”

Li Guolou said happily: "Brother, how can I look at my face, I just see myself, it turns out that I have already entered the palace as a eunuch!" ”

Laughter erupted all around, and even the guards at the city gate laughed loudly, thinking that this fake foreign devil was rich and generous, and he spoke very funny, no wonder he could soak in a blonde beauty.

The businessman said with a smile: "Brother Li, listen to your accent, you are also from Anhui, Hu Xueyan of Xiahuizhou, half of your fellow villagers, come to me to play here in the future." After speaking, he handed Li Guolou a gilded name thorn.

Li Guolou took out the business card of the Westerner from his bag in a panic, presented it with both hands, and said: "It turned out to be Hu Dong's family, go down to Li Guolou, my brother Li Guoyun and you don't know each other, we are destined people!" ”

"Oh, it turns out that you are Li Guoyun's younger brother, no wonder I felt familiar at the first glance of you, and you look quite similar to your brother." Hu Xueyan said with a smile.

Shanghai Li Guoyun and Hu Xueyan are business competitors, Hu Xueyan came to the bottom of the kettle to draw salary, and ordered the cocoons of farmers in Jiangsu and Zhejiang regions, the export of silk, Hu Xueyan is the leader, no one can compete with him, Li Guoyun is also his defeated general, Hu Xueyan has countless competitors, they all want to watch Hu Xueyan die.

Hu Xueyan is very lascivious, he has a lot of wives, he bought them with money, and he also likes to engage other people's wives, this problem was taken out by his enemies to make fun of, and Li Guolou is not exempt from vulgarity.

Li Guolou bowed slightly, took off his hat, and said: "Hu Dongjia, long sleeves and good dancing, come to Beijing to show your ambitions, I will definitely come to visit!" ”

Hu Xueyan was polite and said, "Brother Li, then it's decided, we'll talk later!" ”

Hu Xueyan returned to the carriage, handed the business card to the manager next to him, and said, "Lao Zhao, check this person for me, it is Li Guoyun's younger brother, I am very interested in him!" ”

The manager Zhao Deming looked out the window and said, "Dongjia, I have seen him, last time Wanjia ticket number, Wan Shoulu personally met him!" ”

Hu Xueyan said with a smile: "Well, I still remember the taste of Wanshou Lu's wife, what a, Li Guolou is not a peaceful person, he is as cheap as his brother, let me find out what business the Li family brother Jingshi does!" ”

The manager, Zhao Deming, took Li Guolou's business card and watched, and said: "He is young and ambitious, and he has this hand in front of us, so he can look at it!" ”

Hu Xueyan entered the Beijing division with a large number of horses, and the carriage was wrapped with a black and gold plaque, a plaque exposed a corner, and the word "Hu Qing" was written on it.

In the same carriage, Li Guolou took Hu Xueyan's famous thorn to see, and the name thorn of the person who received it was to return it and the nature of the business card was different, which is a kind of etiquette of the Chinese people, which means that the official went to see the chief, and asked the servant to take his name thorn to visit the chief, and the chief accepted the name thorn, and set a good time before you can come to visit.

Li Guolou said with a smile: "Yelia, that businessman just now is a rich businessman in the Great Qing Dynasty, named Hu Xueyan, your past lover Robinson and him are not of the same level, and half of Zuo Zongtang's military grain and grass were raised by him!" ”

Yelia twisted Li Guolou's arm and snorted coldly: "Look at you like this, I don't want Robinson anymore, what are you mentioning him for, I have heard of Hu Xueyan's name like thunder, he looks okay, no wonder women are willing to climb into his bed!" ”

Li Guolou smiled and said: "Hu Xueyan likes thirteen or fourteen-year-old chicks, so he likes to bud little girls, he didn't take a fancy to you!" ”

"Fuck you bastard." Yelia pounced on Li Guolou and bit him.

After the fight, Li Guolou hugged Yelia and said: "I'll take you to see Hu Xueyan in a few days, he is my brother's enemy, my uncle also wants him to die, one day I want to see him fall, now I go to praise the stinky feet of the big guy of the Purple Clothes Society, am I Gou Jian!" ”

Yelia pointed Li Guolou's nose with his hand and said: "You are cheap enough, you are calculated by you to be your friend, you are also calculated by you to be your enemy, and you can't escape from your clutch as your lover, who else do you not calculate!" ”

"There's no way, I like to use my brain, even with Lingling, I want to guess what she thinks, I'm already addicted to Fushou cream, and I can't stop my brain if I don't figure things out." Li Guolou frowned, one day he would collapse, he already had nervous tension, he liked to analyze and reason, and in the end his head couldn't bear it.

Yelia looked up at Li Guolou and sighed: "You, a pair of thief eyes look at people, there is no good person in your eyes, first cut off my back road, and also cut off my back road, you still have to rest more, don't work too hard, be a bad guy and pretend to be a good person, how aggrieved, just be a heinous bad guy!" ”

Li Guolou defended: "Yelia, I'm not a bad person, I'm a person in the rivers and lakes, there is no black and white, only collusion of interests, you can wash your hands if you do bad things, do you understand, now there is no distinction between right and wrong, and you will be a good person in the future, the big guys on the rivers and lakes are like this, we take advantage of our youth to do bad things, and build a school in the future, so that future generations can read the legend of the two of us!" ”

"Then will you write down the real story!"

Li Guolou said: "As long as I'm not stupid, I won't write, leaving a good example for future generations, understand, no one in the world smears his face!" ”

"Oh, Mike, you're calculating me again, the book "I Was a Concubine in the Qing Empire" is not yet written, don't worry too much, if I can invite the first president of the university, I will only say good things, and I will never tell the secrets of the two of us." Yelia couldn't help but fall into Li Guolou's trap, and was willing to bury all the dirty things in the underworld.

"Yelia, I just said building a school, I didn't say about building a university, how can you even think of the name of the university, if you build a university, how much will it cost, you can't see the vineyards and primeval forests!"

Yelia said: "I'm just as cranky as you now, let's talk about it later, people don't need sex when they're old in the future, and their thoughts are different from now, Mike, if we succeed, I won't write a ghost memoir, if we don't succeed, it's good to write a book to make money, European copyright fees can be taken for a hundred years, I definitely don't go out of Chinese, and there is no copyright fee for a penny, you Qing people can really go to hell!" ”

Li Guolou got what he wanted, and said with a smile: "Yelia, then make a decision, high-five and swear!" ”

"Smack." With a sound, the two began to kiss in the carriage, now they are passionate and old, and they are so slimy,