Chapter 13: Poisonous Happy Water!
The box contained dozens of bottles of black liquid, which looked a little weird.
Wang Lang carefully took out a bottle, took it in his hand and looked at it carefully.
"Can you drink this?" Wang Lang pinched the bottle of black stuff in his hand, and frowned.
Not only had he never seen the unknown liquid inside, but he didn't even know what the bottle was made of.
"Bang...", Wang Lang's hand slipped, and Coke fell directly to the ground and rolled out a long way.
Fortunately, he was quick to pick it up.
After wiping it with wide cuffs and confirming that there was no damage, Wang Lang exhaled a long breath.
These magical things, if they are damaged because of their own things, I don't know how Your Majesty will clean up after themselves.
But.
Wang Lang, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly realized that something was wrong.
The thing in my hand seemed to be a little different, and the whole bottle became hard.
In order to confirm the difference, he also deliberately pinched the others, and sure enough, he found that there was a difference.
"It's bad now, it's not going to be bad..."Wang Lang's hand holding the Coke trembled a little.
"Wang Lang! Remember to grab a cup! ”
At this time, Liu Xie's voice suddenly came, startling him.
"Yes!"
Wang Lang hurriedly replied, picked up another bottle casually, found two wine bottles and hurried forward....
...
"How is Mr. Wenhe going to help me deal with this army of Lu Bu?"
Seeing that the small portion of French fries was almost eaten by Jia Xu, Liu Xie rubbed his eyebrows and asked.
What about the good scholars who are polite and elegant?
Why didn't you see it?
However, seeing Jia Xu who was licking his fingers at the moment, Liu Xie felt that it was indeed very... Elegance.
"This matter is actually very simple, Your Majesty doesn't need to worry about it at all!" Jia Xu wiped his fingers with his cuffs indifferently.
"As long as you take Lu Bu's talisman and tell those generals that Lu Bu has surrendered, it's all over!"
"And this talisman was already in your hands before Mr. entered the palace, right?" Liu Xie smiled slightly.
"Your Majesty is wise!" Jia Xu looked at the empty bag of fries with some unfinished eyes and smacked his lips.
Then.
Wang Lang came to Liu Xie with two bottles of Coke and two wine bottles, and then placed the two wine bottles in front of Liu Xie and Jia Xu.
"What is this?" Jia Xu looked at the strange bottle in Wang Lang's hand and the black liquid inside.
"Uh..." Liu Xie snorted and said lightly: "This is called happy water!" ”
"Happy water?" Jia Xu and Wang Lang were stunned at the same time.
"Your Majesty means that this thing is happy water, and you can be happy when you drink it?"
Looking at Jia Xu's expression, Liu Xie felt that he was not seeing the happy water, but the immortal water.
"Your Majesty, can this grass people drink it?" Jia Xu rubbed his hands impatiently.
"Of course! As I said, as my first strategist, of course there are special rewards! ”
"Okay, good..."Jia Xu looked at Wang Lang with anticipation: "Why hasn't my father-in-law opened it yet?" ”
"Your Majesty, this slave doesn't know how to open it...."Wang Lang looked at Liu Xie cautiously, his face full of bitterness.
"Screw!" Liu Xie stretched out his right hand and gave Wang Lang a demonstration.
Wang Lang immediately understood, and immediately put one of the bottles on the table, and he took one bottle and prepared to unscrew it in the same way as Liu Xie.
But.
When his hand touched the hard bottle, his eyelids jumped wildly.
I was in such a hurry just now that I forgot to bring another bottle to it.
The bottle in his hand was accidentally dropped on the ground by him, and it was obviously different from the others.
Once you open it, if you break it, you will be unlucky.
Now it's too late to regret it, and he can only pray that his moment is okay.
"Z...."
A sound that has never been seen before, emerges from the mouth of the bottle.
Wang Lang clearly felt that a stream of gas was slowly overflowing from the bottle, impacting his fingers.
This bottle is actually going to be gassing!
"Ah......h
Wang Lang screamed, and the Coke in his hand fell directly to the ground.
He has already unscrewed most of the lid, and the moment the cola hit the ground, it popped out with a "bang".
And that's not even the weirdest of all!
What's even more exaggerated is that Coke without a lid squirted wildly in an instant, spilling everywhere.
"Yes...... This water is poisonous! ”
Jia Xu's face changed drastically, and he stood up suddenly.
Looking at the liquid channel that was constantly bubbling white on the ground.
Forthwith.
He seemed to understand something, and turned his head to look at Liu Xie: "If Your Majesty wants to kill him, you don't need to use this shady way!" ”
Good guy, he even told himself that this is happy water.
Indeed, if he poisoned himself, he might be happy!
Wang Lang had already fallen to the ground, his head firmly pressed against the ground.
He didn't know how to defend himself, and he didn't know that it was poisonous!
Fortunately, I didn't try it out of curiosity.
Otherwise, he is likely to become the most wronged eunuch who died.
"Mr. Wenhe is right, this thing is indeed poisonous to some extent!" Liu Xie smiled slightly and picked up the bottle of Coke on the table.
After opening it very skillfully, I took a big sip without any hesitation.
"Hiccup~"
With a long hiccup, Liu Xie closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"Cool!"
Jia Xu and Wang Lang were sluggish again...
Liu Xie took a big sip without any hesitation.
This means that it must not be poisonous, otherwise he would not drink it himself.
And looking at his appearance, it seems to be very cool!
"Do you want to try it?" Liu Xie looked at Jia Xu, who swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked with a smile.
"Didn't Your Majesty just say that this thing is poisonous?"
Jia Xu shrunk his neck and said very jealously.
"So, tell me why the talisman is with you.
Then, I'll tell you why it's poisonous! ”
"It's actually quite simple!" Jia Xu waved his hand, looking worthless: "Being a guest under a general who has broken two ribs and can't even get out of bed, it's not difficult to get his things!" ”
"Well, let Yuwen Chengdu do it with you!"
Liu Xie took another sip of Coke and slowly closed his eyes.
"Your Majesty hasn't told me yet, what's the poison of this thing?"
"It's very happy after drinking, and happiness makes people fat!"
"Hair ...... Increase in weight? Jia Xu frowned, and even looked down at his body: "Fat...... Also considered poisoning? ”
"For a lot of people, it's poison! Would you like to try it, sir? ”
Liu Xie slowly opened his eyes and pushed the less than half bottle of Coke towards Jia Xu.
"Goo-goo-goo......"
Jia Xu no longer hesitated, picked it up and drank it in one gulp.
"Hiccup......
"Cool!!"
Wang Lang swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, and quietly stuffed the remaining bottle of Coke on the ground into his sleeve without leaving a trace.........