Chapter 56: True and False Master Li
Seeing Tong Guan so shameless, Wu Ming thought to himself: He is worthy of being one of the six thieves of the Northern Song Dynasty, he is not panicked at all when he puts away the benefits, and he is still so cheeky in front of so many soldiers under him.
It is said that the soldiers under him are short of silver, but I think you are short of silver. These 500,000 taels of silver are in your hands, and you can give 10,000 taels to your soldiers, even if you are generous.
However, what does this have to do with me, I am not afraid that you are greedy, but I am afraid that you are not greedy. Now that you are useful for the time being, there will be a time to clean up when you come back.
Wu Ming, who had finished thinking about it, handed over the beautifully printed theater VIP tickets that had been prepared to Tong Guan to his subordinates, and said: "My grand theater has been built for a while, and a unique show will be staged in the near future.
When the time comes, I will invite the Scouts to bring that one to the scene. β
Tong Guan took the beautifully printed theater VIP tickets, and looked at the stills of Master Li printed on the front of the ticket, and couldn't help but tremble in his heart, what a beautiful woman.
Although he was a eunuch, this did not affect his aesthetic ability. The heart said: It is said that Wu Dalang is a god descended from heaven, and his appearance is unusually handsome, but he didn't expect the women under him to be so charming.
What is this Wu Dalang's idea? Such a beautiful woman, let me take the emperor to watch the show. Could it be that he wants to be the emperor again, so as to enter the court, and the huge wealth can no longer satisfy his desires.
He still wants to take power alone? This can't be endured, if he takes power with his wealth again, will there still be my good fruit to eat?
Tong Guan, who thought of this, did not agree to Wu Ming or immediately refuse Wu Ming, but just looked back and forth with the tickets in his hand. When I turned to the back of the ticket, I suddenly saw that there were words written on the back of the ticket:
The new large-scale historical song and dance drama "Zhaojun Out of the Plug", lyrics: Wu Ming Composer: Wu Ming Story: Wu Mingγγγγγγ Starring: Li Shishi.
When Tong Guan saw the name Master Li, his eyes suddenly widened. Puzzled, he asked Wu Mingdao: "Wu God of Wealth, what do you mean by this?" β
Wu Ming was puzzled, and Tong Guan continued: "Master Li, the first prostitute in Bianjing, has been famous for many years. We won't hide it from you. Our family has visited her secretly with the emperor many times, but her appearance is not like this. β
After hearing Tong Guan's explanation, Wu Ming said in his heart: "It's bad, although I am familiar with the Water Margin, I haven't paid so much attention to Master Li, I didn't expect this Master Li to be famous for many years."
And I've already met Song Huizong many times, so won't the character of Master Li that I faked collapse now? No, I can't let Master Li, who has been preparing for many days, just scrap this move.
This is a very critical chess piece, and now the only way to do it is to let the system help, the system has not spoken for a long time, and I don't know if he is still there. β
After thinking about it, Wu Ming silently shouted in his heart: "System, system." β
After shouting for a while, I heard the system say lazily: "Don't you say what you want me to do, don't call me if you don't have to." I finally fell into a deep sleep, and you woke me up again. β
Wu Ming rolled his eyes at the system and said, "System, do you dare to be reliable." I shouted at you for a long time before you came out to respond, in case I entered a desperate situation of death, looking for you for help, but you were sleeping. Wouldn't I be going to die unjustly? β
After hearing Wu Ming's complaint, the system said indifferently: "With your current strength, who can hurt you?" As long as you don't die, you won't die. β
Hearing what the system said, Wu Ming was very satisfied. Said to the system: "There's a favor, you have to help." You should know about my sister-in-law Master Li. β
As soon as the system heard Wu Ming talk about it, Master Li said to Wu Ming: "Don't say it, this matter is too long, I'll probe it myself, and then determine whether it meets the necessary conditions for us to help you." β
After the detection, the system said impatiently: "It's really troublesome, you actually made such a big loophole." I can help you modify the memory of all the people who know Master Li in the entire Bianliang City.
changed to the appearance of your sister-in-law Li Shishi, and the identity was also changed from the first prostitute in Bianliang to the identity you set for your sister-in-law, a descendant of a high-ranking official who was rescued by you after the disaster, and the daughter of a family surnamed Li in Guanzhong. β
After Wu Ming heard the system's words, he was overjoyed. It's just not time to say anything to the system.
The system preemptively said to Wu Ming: "It's just, how do you plan to arrange the original Master Li?" What kind of new identity do you want me to set for her? She's also a super beauty.
Do you want me to set her character as your original partner Pan Jinlian? β
Wu Ming's face turned green after hearing the system's words that were so out of tune.
said angrily to the system: "System, do you see that the top of my head is very green?" β
The system looked at the top of Wu Ming's head and said, "It's not green, it's a normal black color." β
Wu Ming stared at the system and said, "Master Li, the first prostitute in Bianliang City, has been famous for many years. Do you know how many men you experienced before you met Song Huizong?
Didn't you send me a super green hat? β
When the system heard this, he playfully stuck out his tongue and said: "I was negligent, our system doesn't care much about this detail, so what should you do?" How to arrange her, you can't kill her, right? β
Wu Ming thought for a while and said: "Let my men buy her first, and then send her back directly to the base in Yanggu County, and when the heroes of Liangshan gather, I will give her to the prodigal son Yanqing." β
After listening to Wu Ming's words, the system said to Wu Ming disdainfully: "When it comes to buying people's hearts, you really have a set. β
The system's words hit Wu Ming's plan, and Wu Ming's old face turned red.
forcibly defended: "What a mess, I'm not buying people's hearts, don't talk nonsense in the system, I respect the original work, in the original work, didn't Master Li and the prodigal son Yanqing like each other, I naturally want to become (human) beauty." β
The system didn't continue to talk nonsense with Wu Ming anymore, and directly urged: "Her character design, how to set it." Hurry up and solve it, I still have to sleep if it's solved. β
When Wu Ming heard this, he had a big head, and let himself, a patient with embarrassing names, change the name of Bianliang City, the real Master Li, he was really hard to change, and he couldn't think of any good name when he thought about it.
In the end, Wu Ming lazily said: "There is no need to change the name, I am still called Master Li, and there are many people in the world who have the same name and surname."
It's just to change her memory, so that she can change from the first prostitute in Bianliang City to an ordinary woman in Yanggu County, because her family is ruined, so she just defects to my base. β
After finishing speaking, Wu Ming took out the goblin communicator in front of Tong Guan and the other sergeants, informed the men in Bianliang City to redeem Master Li, and told his subordinates that it didn't matter how much money it was. Get things done as soon as possible.
Tong Guan looked at the goblin communicator that Wu Ming took out out of thin air, and Wu Ming's subordinates who appeared in the three-dimensional projection, and was so frightened that he immediately knelt on the ground and shouted: "Martial God of Wealth, quickly collect the supernatural powers." β
A group of sergeants also followed Tong Guan and made the same action. shouted in unison: "God of Martial Wealth, quickly collect the supernatural powers." β
Wu Ming ignored the people kneeling on the ground, and after a while, his subordinates reported that Master Li's matter had been completed.
did not use Wu Ming to explain, the system directly modified the memories of all the people who knew Master Li inside and outside Bianliang City, and at the same time erased the memories of Tong Guan and the soldiers about Wu Ming's phone call just now.