Chapter 173: Discord (5)
About half an hour later, the lieutenant returned.
Behind him, dozens of people followed, all carrying bags in their hands.
"General! As you commanded, the dry horse manure was picked up! The deputy general looked at Zhang Fei and bowed his hand and said.
He was very puzzled, what did Zhang Fei ask him to do with horse manure.
But he didn't dare to ask more, God knows if something wrong would provoke this living Hades.
But Zhang Fei's next words almost made him lose his breath.
"Grind this dry horse manure into powder and spread it on top of these ice cubes!"
Zhang Fei showed a strange smile, looked at the deputy general and said slowly.
The deputy general was dumbfounded, his heart turned upside down, he never thought that Zhang Fei would be okay with this mouthful.
So, under the leadership of the adjutant general, everyone started together.
The dried horse manure in the bag was crushed into powder on the ground, and thanks to the hot weather, all the horse manure was unusually crisp.
The men then opened the boxes, which were wrapped in layers and layers, filled with irregular ice cubes.
Then, in the midst of everyone's strange expressions, the horse manure that had been crushed into powder was put into the box.
"Remember, do it well and spread it evenly!" Zhang Fei walked back and forth in front of everyone with his hands behind his back, and said loudly.
Almost all of them turned red, and they used all their strength to keep themselves from laughing.
The lieutenant, in particular, stood on the side and trembled.
Zhang Fei, who happened to come over, happened to see this scene.
Seeing the adjutant general's face distorted, it was really uncomfortable.
Zhang Fei stared at his bronze bell-like eyes, and stepped forward to slap the deputy general on the back of the head.
"You can laugh when you want to fucking laugh, aren't you afraid of holding back your fault?"
The deputy was almost slapped on the ground with this slap, and finally stood firmly, standing facing Zhang Fei with a serious face.
On the contrary, Zhang Fei laughed, and at this moment, everyone burst out laughing...
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It was late at night, but the lights were still bright in Lu Meng's tent.
He had already received a report that Guan Yu had successfully attacked the military camp outside Jingzhou City and brought back a large amount of ice.
All this was expected by him, and he was waiting at this time, waiting for the other party to personally deliver the ice to the door.
Just then, there was a sound of footsteps outside the tent.
A man who looked like a general walked into the tent and bowed to Lu Meng with a fist.
"Meet the Grand Duke!"
Seeing the uncontrollable smile on the other party's face, the corners of Lu Meng's mouth rose.
"General Li, if I'm not mistaken, the other party is here!"
"The Governor is wise!" The general surnamed Li clenched his fists and nodded.
"Let's go! Check it out! β
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LΓΌ Meng walked out of the big tent with the general surnamed Li and came to several large carriages.
"Governor Yu, this is what Guan Yu sent!" The general surnamed Li patted the carriage and spoke.
In fact, there is no need for him to say it, as soon as Lu Meng came here, he saw that he was tightly wrapped, and he understood what it was.
"Divide all of these and send them to the officers and men of the battalions!" Lu Meng smiled slightly and ordered.
"Governor, there's another box here, which is said to be for you, you see?" The general surnamed Li hesitated for a moment, then clenched his fists and spoke.
But then, he smiled.
"You can take these, I don't need them!" Lu Meng walked into the big tent without looking back.
After Lu Meng left, General Li immediately asked people to open the special box.
I saw that there was smoke in the box, and several crystal clear cubes of ice were safely in it.
I wiped the sweat from my forehead, even though it was late at night, it was still very hot.
Especially after seeing the ice cubes in the box, General Li felt that his mouth was dry immediately.
In the end, he still couldn't hold back, picked up a piece, opened his mouth and took a bite.
In an instant, the cold meaning in his mouth traveled all over his body, making him tremble.
"Cool!"
This was his spontaneous emotion, and now he understood why it was rumored in the army that following Xu Tian in Jingzhou would have a lot of benefits.
Needless to say, with this ice cube, General Li had an urge to defect to Jingzhou.
After a few moments, the ice in his hand was gone, and after a long exhale, he decided to go and see the rest of the people.
At this time, he could imagine how excited the army would be when they got these ice cubes!
As he picked up a piece of ice again, he slowly walked to the camp, and it was only then that he realized that he had been wrong.
The jubilant and excited scene he imagined did not appear.
All the armies were each holding a large piece of ice, but they all looked at it with strange expressions, as if they were hesitating about something.
The general surnamed Li frowned, thinking to himself that these people were all scared? Still afraid to eat it?
Looking at the ice cubes that were already melting in his hands, he decided to set an example for everyone, and by the way, show off himself.
So, he coughed lightly, stood in front of everyone, attracted everyone's attention, and ate the ice cube in his hand.
And in order to highlight his performance, he also eats very slowly and with relish.
It's just that he suddenly found that everyone looked at him more strangely, but he didn't know what the problem was.
His eyes rolled, and the general surnamed Li felt that he might be eating alone, which was a little embarrassing.
"These things are extremely precious, and now the Metropolitan Governor has come to give them to everyone, if you don't eat them, isn't it a big deal!"
General surnamed Li said loudly.
Under his words, the army began to forcibly put a small half of the ice cube in their hands into their mouths.
So something even weirder happened, and almost everyone pinched their noses and ate it.
A few of them just put it in their mouths, and they couldn't bear it anymore and spit out with a "wow" on the side.
Until this time, the general surnamed Li seemed to have noticed that something was wrong.
Immediately, he walked over to a soldier holding an ice cube.
"Is there something wrong with this ice?" The general surnamed Li muttered in his heart, and then took the ice cube from the hand of the soldier who was unwilling to eat.
I saw that this piece of ice was not quite the same as what he had just eaten.
I just got that, crystal clear, and it looked very rare.
And the piece in my hand at the moment has dense black particles, and many of them are sticking to the ice.
On top of that, it seemed to have a familiar smell on it.
As soon as he took the ice, all eyes were on him again.
General Li decided to try this ugly-looking ice cube in public to see what the mystery was.
Then, under the incredulous gaze of everyone, General Li put the ice cube in his mouth.
It's just that as soon as he entered his mouth, General Li felt an indescribable taste.
But at this time, everyone's eyes were focused on him.
He warned himself not to make a fool of himself!
So, in the shocked eyes of everyone, General Li finished eating this piece of ice with an expressionless face.
Not only that, but he also licked his lips in public.
"This ice... Why is it so much like horse manure! General Li muttered inwardly...
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