The fourth and fourth episodes pretend to be Taoist priests to lure small thieves and set up organs to play big liars
1
If this revenge is not avenged, what face do you have to walk the rivers and lakes?
Lu Qi secretly thought, let's find the two of them privately, I'm afraid they won't be opponents. If you report to the official, the government is unreliable, even if you are caught and cheated, the 1,000 taels of silver that were deceived will definitely be eaten by the corrupt officials. Come to think of it, or give full play to your expertise, if you dare to deceive me as a thief, I will steal the two of you.
If you want to take revenge, you must first find a thousand miles of wind and ten thousand years of rain, but you are not familiar with your own life, how to find it? Luki scratched his ears and cheeks, and finally came up with a plan for revenge.
Wang Yu knew that he had come to Putian Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts, and they had just cheated me out of my money, so they must not show their faces in Putian in the near future, but they must have their own thieves' nest in Putian. Lu Qi dressed himself carefully, wore a high-end silk robe, wrapped his head in a gold silk scarf, rode a high-headed horse on his hips, and returned to Putian with a whistle and a high profile to seek revenge.
Lu Qi stayed in the inn, stayed until after dark, and went out into the street, looking like a gentleman, and squeezed into the crowded place. Lucci looks here and there, attracting the fish to the bait. According to years of experience in stealing, these crowded places are often a paradise for thieves to make a fortune, and they mingle with the crowd and seek out the rich who are careless to attack, so as long as I Luqi pretends to be stupid enough, there will be stupid thieves in my way.
Sure enough, as soon as Lu Qi appeared, he found that someone was secretly peeping, squinting and peeking, it turned out to be three tiger-backed boys, Lu Qi thought that these three people were not easy to deal with, and he couldn't do anything about it alone, so he slipped away from his shell and slipped away, and changed places to find a target again.
Lucci came to another street, bought an apple and ate it as he walked, and soon saw the fish swimming happily, hehe, a thin man with a ghostly head, at first glance he was the kind of soft bone that had no integrity and would kneel and beg for mercy when he was beaten. When the thin man approached and was about to start, Luffy moved a few steps, which made him fall short, and the man was unwilling, and moved closer, and Luffy moved again, so that he could not succeed. This repeated many times, causing the thin man to itch in his heart.
Lu Qi was secretly amused, and seeing that he was a little angry, he decided not to tease him anymore, and pretended to stand on tiptoe to look at the distant scenery, deliberately letting him steal his bulging money bag.
Now that the thin man has succeeded, he is not excited when he sees the heavy money bag. In order not to be noticed by Luffy, the thin man turned around and slipped away, taking advantage of the cover of night to disappear into the bustling crowd.
The thin man named Pi Wuqiang, is a habitual thief in Putian, has been arrested repeatedly, and has a soft spot for stealing.
Pi Wuqiang turned around and returned to his hut, closed the door, and couldn't wait to count today's results, hurriedly opened it to take a look, dumbfounded, in addition to a pile of thumb-sized stones, there were two palm-sized pieces of paper and a yellow spirit rune, those two pieces of paper were drawn on the size of the card, and the spirit rune was drawn with irregular lines, I didn't know what it meant.
Hell, who is so bored, a zanxin money bag actually contains these things. Pi Wuqiang was angry, and threw the money bag, stones, pieces of paper, and spirit runes on the ground, and scolded fiercely: "Hell, hell." β
Pi Wuqiang was extremely frustrated, although it was very late at this time, but it was a good time for the thief to work, Pi Wuqiang was unwilling to miss tonight, kicked the money bag on the ground open, and stomped on the two pieces of paper a few times before slamming the door. Tonight, there must be something to gain.
Pi Wuqiang went out on the front foot, and Ruchi slipped into his dilapidated house with the back foot. Lu Qi grinned and picked up the two pieces of paper and spirit runes on the ground and put them on Pi Wuqiang's bed, and then quietly left, hiding in the darkness nearby, waiting for Pi Wuqiang's return.
When it was about ugly, Pi Wuqiang went home happily, and when he unlocked the door and entered, Luffy gently climbed to the roof and quietly uncovered the tiles to look down. Luffy's "opening the skylight" skill is the work of the master of thieves, and ordinary thieves do not have this skill. At that time, Lu Qi vowed to become a thief, and specialized in studying various difficult stealing techniques, including "opening the skylight", "digging the mouth of the cellar", "draining the dirty", and other stealing skills, almost to the point of perfection.
After Pi Wuqiang entered the house, he took out a small bag and put it on the table, whistling and counting the stolen copper coins and silver, with a smile on his face. After counting the money, Pi Wuqiang hid the money in the cabinet, hummed a small tune, took off his clothes, put on shorts and prepared to go to bed, depending on the situation, tonight's harvest is not small.
As soon as he arrived at the edge of the bed, he suddenly saw the two pieces of paper and spirit runes on the bed, and Pi Wuqiang let out an "ah" and was so shocked that he took a few steps back.
Pi Wuqiang looked around nervously, and searched all corners of the room three or four times with a panicked gaze, but found nothing abnormal.
It's weird, two pieces of paper and a spirit rune are obviously on the ground, why did they run to the bed for no reason?
After a while, Pi Wuqiang recovered from his panic and carefully inspected all parts of the house, and then checked the windows and doors, and found nothing unusual. Alas, it turned out that the wind blew this thing onto the bed, and it scared me to death!
However, the doors and windows in the house are tightly closed, where does the wind come from? Pi Wuqiang had the courage to throw the spirit rune and two pieces of paper on the ground, and then lit a fire chain, burned the spirit rune and the piece of paper, and sat on the edge of the bed for a long time in shock, and finally fell really sleepy, and then slowly lay down to rest.
When the thief was asleep, Luffy threw two identical pieces of paper and a talisman into the house, then covered the tiles as they were, and quietly slipped back to the inn to sleep.
Thieves seem to get something for nothing, but they actually work hard.
Pi Wuqiang slept late, he always got up after noon, he was too frightened last night, and he woke up suddenly as soon as the sky was shining today.
Pi Wuqiang sat up and rubbed his eyes, looked around, and found that everything was normal in the house, then let out a long breath, and then slowly lay down and fell asleep again, after a while, Pi Wuqiang had no sleep, got up and put on clothes, and planned to go to the street to eat noodles.
As soon as I got out of bed, I suddenly saw that the pieces of paper and spirit runes that had been burned by my own fire last night were still on the ground. "Ahh Yes! Yes! This scare is not trivial, Pi Wuqiang screamed while panicking into the quilt and shivering and did not dare to come out.
It's not a way to hide in the quilt all the time, and after a long time, Pi Wu had the courage to lift the quilt, came to the door tremblingly, opened the door and ran out.
Pi Wuqiang ran more than 100 steps in one breath, and when he saw that he was far away from the house, he squatted on the ground and was shocked.
At this time, I only heard someone in front of me shouting: "Mai Shenxiang, measure ghosts and gods, eliminate disasters with thousands of gold, and take refuge with ten thousand gold." When Pi Wuqiang looked, he saw a soldier sitting on the side of the road with a small bench in front of him, and a cloth sign was erected next to it, with the book "Mai Shenxiang reincarnated, specializing in ghosts and strange things." β
It was really thirsty and fell into the well, and the back itched to pick up and scratch. Pi Wuqiang came to the Taoist priest and squatted down and said, "You can really measure the things of ghosts and gods?" β
The Taoist priest didn't say anything, and pointed to the cloth sign next to him with his finger.
Pi Wuqiang glanced at the words on the sign and asked, "What if you can't do it?" β
The Taoist priest looked Pi Wuqiang up and down, and replied: "It's not allowed not to charge money, it's allowed to charge a thousand dollars, do you have so much money?" β
Pi Wuqiang said angrily: "Don't underestimate people, what is a thousand thousand?" As long as you can calculate accurately, give 10,000. β
Seeing that Pi Wuqiang was rich, the Taoist priest suddenly came to his senses and asked, "What does the good master want to measure?" Let's just talk about it. β
Pi Wuqiang looked at the Taoist priest suspiciously, thinking that he would give it a try, anyway, he was not allowed not to give him money, so he took a step closer and said mysteriously: "I encountered a strange thing last night!" β
The Taoist priest said: "The poor road leads to the heavens and the earth, what strange things have you not seen?" You said. β
Pi Wuqiang said: "I picked up two pieces of paper and a spirit rune, took it home and threw it on the ground, and then somehow, they ran to my bed, I was angry, and burned them, but when I got up today, I saw that they were still intact in my house." Taoist priest, what's going on with you giving the test? β
This Taoist priest is none other than Lu Qi who pretended to be here to wait for the rabbit. Lu Qi listened to Pi Wuqiang's words, and scolded secretly, this guy didn't admit that he stole something, and said that he picked it up, see how I fix you. Thinking like this in his heart, his face was full of smiles, and he said: "It's easy to say, you report your name and birthday, and wait for the poor road to calculate it carefully." β
Pi Wuqiang was suspicious and reported to his home: "Pi Wuqiang, two o'clock on the tenth day of August in the thirty-eighth year of Wanli." β
Lu Qi listened, opened the "Mai Divine Appearance", pretended to look carefully for the book, read the words in his mouth, pretended to calculate for a while, and suddenly looked at Pi Wuqiang in surprise, with a frightened look in his eyes.
Pi Wuqiang thought that this Taoist priest had something to say, but Lu Qi didn't say it, just shook his head and sighed without listening. Pi Wuqiang was anxious, and hurriedly asked, "Daoist, what do you say, have you calculated it?" β
Lu Qi not only did not say a word, but urged: "Good lord go quickly, I will not take your business." β
Pi Wuqiang was even more anxious: "Hey, why now?" Could it be that you can't be sure and don't dare to say it? β
Lu Qi knew that if he didn't speak, this Pi Wuqiang might really have to leave, so he shook his head and sighed: "I'll send you four sentences, you better find another master, and I won't charge you any money." β
Pi Wuqiang asked: "Four sentences?" What are the four sentences? β
Lu Qi squinted his eyes and shook his head:
Yin acts of injustice cause disaster, and the demon master subdues the demon.
It's just because of the arrogance on weekdays that it attracts the net and the sky.
After saying that, Lu Qi pushed Pi Wuqiang out like a plague, looking extremely impatient.
Pi Wuqiang was shocked when he heard this, didn't the ill-gotten gains mean that he stole this thing? Angering the Demon Celestial Master, could it be that the spirit rune is the Demon Suppressor Celestial Master's Demon Talisman? An unwarranted disaster falls from the sky, could it be that his life is difficult to protect?
Pi Wuqiang was frightened, not only did he not leave, but grabbed Lu Qi with one hand, and begged bitterly with a crying voice: "The Taoist can't see that he won't be saved, I'm also confused for a while, and I don't want to go against the Heavenly Master, the Taoist Chief, the Taoist will definitely save me!" As long as the plague can be removed, as much money as possible. β
Lu Qi said helplessly: "Okay, God has the virtue of a good life, you take me to your house quickly, if you can solve this difficulty, the poor road will definitely try its best, and you really can't solve it, then you can leave it to fate." β
Pi Wuqiang took Lu Qi to the door, still palpitating, hesitantly not daring to go in, Lu Qi took the lead in the door, and Pi Wuqiang entered the house with left and right. Luffy asked, "Where are the pieces of paper and the runes you said?" β
Pi Wuqiang pointed to the ground, and Lu Qi squatted down to pick up the two pieces of paper and spirit runes to examine them carefully, and counted the stones on the ground, a total of forty-four. Lu Qi seemed to be confident, found a stool to sit at the table, chanted words in his mouth, his hands danced in the air, and after stopping, he beckoned to Cheng Cheng and fearfully Di Wuqiang, Pi Wuqiang knew that the Taoist chief had something to say, and quickly moved Zhang Bandeng and sat down.
"I know what's going on," said Lucci, "these two pieces of paper are not ordinary pieces of paper, but they are hidden secrets." β
Pi Wuqiang asked in surprise: "What is the heavenly opportunity, please also ask the Taoist chief to make it clear." β
Luffy said mysteriously: "Pieces of paper, how do you pronounce them the other way around?" β
Pi Wuqiang thought for a moment: "Pieces of paper, pieces of paper." β
"By the way, the piece of paper, in turn is a piece of paper, a piece of paper is the meaning of 'liar', these two pieces of paper represent two liars, and then look at the picture on this piece of paper, one is the king of cards, the other is the little king, which has two meanings: first, these two liars are surnamed Wang. Second, these two liars are liars among liars, and they are the king of liars. β
Lu Qi explained this, Pi Wuqiang seemed to suddenly realize, Lu Qi saw it in his eyes, knew it in his heart, and continued to deceive Pi Wuqiang and said: "This kind of paper seems to be ordinary, but it is actually a spell of fortune order, is Maoshan Taoist priest specially used to collect ill-gotten wealth, if there is a good master who has been deceived, stolen, robbed, lost a lot of money, please Maoshan Taoist priest cast a spell, Maoshan Taoist priest respectfully asked the demon master to come to the incense altar, and then give a spirit rune, draw a fortune token, as long as the good master will carry the spirit rune and fortune token on his body for seven days and seven nights, Surely the wicked will be harmed, and the lost money of the good lord will naturally return."
Speaking of this, Lu Qi saw that Pi Wuqiang listened to his explanation respectfully, knowing that this stick was completely convinced, in order to tighten the hook line, don't let the fish get off the hook, Lu Qi continued to nonsense: "These few things were brought by the good master, and there were forty-four stones in the money bag, that is, two fours, four deaths, two fours, that is, two dead words, it seems that these two liars surnamed Wang are really hateful, and the Taoist priest of Maoshan must take the lives of two people." β
Pi Wuqiang was nervous, regretting that he had inadvertently stolen such an evil thing, broken the Heavenly Master's spell, and brought a scourge.
Lu Qi further threatened, shook his head and said: "These two liars are really lucky, they were saved by you, but it's a pity, you broke the Heavenly Master's spell, there will be no disaster!" β
Pi Wuqiang grabbed Lu Qi's hand tightly and begged: "The Taoist chief must save me, no matter how much money you pay." β
Lu Qi said: "God has the virtue of a good life, I will try my best to calculate a hexagram for you, see if there is a solution, if there is a solution, I will definitely help you solve this crisis, in case there is no solution, I hope that the good master will prepare the future in advance, how about it?" β
Pi Wuqiang was scared out of a cold sweat, and he was at a loss for a while, so he could only regard the unfathomable Taoist priest in front of him as the last straw, and after listening to Lu Qi's words, Pi Wuqiang nodded again and again.
"Tell me the truth," said Lurgy, "where did this thing come from?" βοΌ
Pi Wuqiang didn't dare to lie anymore, and replied truthfully: "Don't hide it, this, this, this is stolen by the villain." Pi Wuqiang was remorseful and complained: "I'm really confused! β
Lu Qi pretended to be calculating and reciting a bunch of incantations that even he couldn't understand, and then wrote the word "steal" on the white paper, and then wrote "δΊ»", "person", "one", "month", and "ε", and said mysteriously to Pi Wuqiang: "You see that your sin is in the word 'steal', stealing is composed of "δΊ»", "person", "one", "month", and "ε", that is, you will have a sword disaster within a month. Pi Wuqiang was horrified, and hurriedly begged Lu Qi to rescue, Lu Qi said: "There is a way to rescue, I'm afraid you can't do it." β
Pi Wuqiang hurriedly argued: "Dao Chief, what is the method? I'll do it. β
Lu Qi said: "First, since you are a thief, you will worship the ancestral master every day in the future, and pray that the ancestral master will intercede with the demon master for you and avoid punishment." Second, the way of heaven is bad because of you, you have to try to repair it, find these two big liars surnamed Wang, find out the names and addresses of the two of them, and write them on these two pieces of paper respectively, and then I will do it for you and burn it to the ancestor master, and ask the ancestor to manifest the spirit to punish these two liars, so as to repair the heavenly way. Speaking of this, Lu Qi shook his head and said: "This first one is easy to do, as long as you sincerely worship the ancestor master, the ancestor will definitely intercede for you." But this second one is difficult, Putian is so big, where do you go to find these two liars, so, I think you are in a catastrophe. β
Pi Wuqiang said happily: "What's so difficult about this? I can do both. Master doesn't know, these two liars surnamed Wang are brothers, the elder brother is Qianli Feng Wang Feng, and the younger brother Wannian Yu Wang Yu, his brothers are the leaders of the Putian liars, we are people who are mixed in the rivers and lakes, who doesn't know Qianli Feng? Who doesn't know the rain of ten thousand years? β
When Lu Qi heard this, he was secretly happy and said, "Then you don't hurry up and write it, I can solve the problem for you." β
Pi Wuqiang hurriedly followed Lu Qi's instructions and wrote the name and address of the second deception on the piece of paper, and suddenly remembered something, and said with a sad face: "It's just that the first thing is difficult, which one is our ancestor?" β
Lu Qi looked surprised and asked rhetorically, "What?" Are you a thief and don't even know the thief's grandfather? β
Pi Wuqiang shook his head and said, "The villain never knew that the thief had the ancestor and the master. β
Lu Qi said: "No wonder you made such a big mistake, how can you be a thief and disrespect your ancestors?" In ancient times, there was a man named Lu Qi, he was Lu Ban's elder brother, the two brothers were extremely smart, the younger brother became the carpenter's grandfather, and the elder brother became the thief's grandfather. β
Pi Wuqiang said yes again and again, and nodded his head more diligently than a woodpecker.
Lu Qi simply made a tablet with a wooden board, wrote on it the fifteen characters of "Thousand Generations of Thieves and Thieves Lu Qi Ancestor Divine Position", put the tablet on the wall in the middle of the house, and then burned some incense below, secretly remembering the addresses of Wang Feng and Wang Yu on the two pieces of paper, and pretended to do a fire after doing a spell.
Pi Wuqiang rummaged through the cabinet and found more than 300 copper coins to hand over to Lu Qi as a reward, Lu Qi slapped Pi Wuqiang on the head and scolded: "I saved your life, you repay me like this?" β
Pi Wuqiang said with a sad face: "Dao Chief, I'll just give it to you, and I will repay the great grace of saving my life when I get rich in the future." β
Lu Qi thought that this skin top five only had such a little ability, and it would be in vain to ask him again, so he accepted the copper coin and advised: "You must worship the ancestor every day, remember to remember." Pi Wuqiang hurriedly nodded in agreement, and Lu Qi swaggered away.
2
There are dozens of villages on the outskirts of Putian, Xiagong Village is a place where many outsiders who come to Putian to make a living live together, and there is a three-story round tulou in the village, called Linjia Tulou. In Fujian, this kind of circular tulou is a house built with earth, wood, stone and bamboo as the main materials, the first floor is the kitchen, thatched house, bathroom, utility room, the second floor is the grain cabin, the third floor is inhabited, often a family of several generations live in the same building. This Lin family tulou was originally the residence of the Lin family, but because of the continuous disasters of the Lin family in recent years, the family road declined, and the owner had no choice but to rent out half of the rooms in the tulou to those outsiders who came to Putian to do business, so as to increase income and subsidize the family.
Wang Feng and Wang Yu are two brothers who rent the second floor of the Lin family's tulou, a small hall and two side rooms, the two brothers each live in a side room, each with a locked large wooden box, which is filled with stolen goods such as gold and silver, jade, diamonds, antiques and other stolen goods, and some ancient porcelain, celebrity calligraphy and paintings, large statues and so on in the big bedside cabinet.
Although Wang Feng and Wang Yu live in this small house, they are already two young rich men, and the money they defrauded is enough for them to live a luxurious and luxurious rich life.
The greatest problem of the wicked is that they are not satisfied, and they can never stop on the road of evil, until they accidentally fall into the coffin box.
Wang Yu pretended to be a rich son, and walked with Lu Qi all the way to Quanzhou, Wang Feng took advantage of Wang Yu to take Lu Qi to the street to play, pretending to be Quanzhou County, to find Wang Yu, and gave the store ten taels of silver to pay for Wang Gongzi. The next day, he found an accomplice to appear in front of Lu Qi in public clothes, making Lu Qi believe that Wang Yu's identity was extraordinary. When the two were about to leave the Phoenix Inn, Wang Feng went to the county government to report to the official that there were strongmen in the Phoenix Inn, which caused a handful of people to hurry away, and happened to be seen by Wang Yu and Lu Qi. On the road, Wang Feng asked someone to pretend to be an old man, and Wang Yu generously gave money, one to show that he was generous, and the other to show that he had run out of money, so that he had no money to buy a purple gold bowl after that, and had to go home to get the silver. Lu Qi didn't notice it for a while, fell into the trap of the second deception, and gave the money he had stolen from Chen Cheng to Wang Feng, who pretended to be a sloppy teenager.
The second deception has been cheating for many years and has succeeded repeatedly, but this time when he met Ruqi, he could be regarded as meeting a nemesis.
On this day, the second cheater went out as usual, and heard that the people of Hezhang in Guizhou opened a new Yelang restaurant in the city, which tasted good, and I had to try it today.
As soon as the two left, Lu Qi carried a blue jacket on his back, hummed "Putian Le", leisurely and leisurely got into the second deception room, tied the door, and got busy excitedly.
I saw Lu Qi humming a tune, unhurriedly opened the blanket, took out a bag of flour, butter, ropes, as well as the fake purple gold bowl and ****, and opened the wooden box and wooden cabinet in Wang Feng's room after a while, which were full of gold, silver, and jade. While singing "Joy to the Sky", Lu Qi reaped the abundant fruits, and by the time he had finished packing the treasures in the two wooden boxes, the blanket was already bulging.
Oops, there are too many treasures to fit, how can it be good? Lu Qi took out a big box from under Wang Yu's bed, opened the lock and saw that it was full of calligraphy and paintings, antiques, jade, and then Wang Feng's room, pulled out the box from under the bed and opened it, which was also an innumerable treasure.
Looking at these treasures, Lu Qi was happy and sad, happy that such dazzling treasures were better than any of the homes he had stolen before, and he was worried about how a person could get so much? The blanket has been bulging, and it can't be fitted, and it's a pity not to pretend.
Lu Qi thought to himself: I can't take it, and I won't leave it for you, just mess it all up, hehe.
For those iron and bronze objects that could not be broken, Lu Qi took one in one hand and slammed each other, until the surface was uneven.
Despite this, Lu Qi was still angry, and pulled a bunch of feces on each of the two kings' beds, and then smiled happily: "Call it a day." β
According to the old rules, Lu Qi also wrote two notes, one in the fake purple gold bowl, and put the fake purple gold bowl in the corner. Another note was placed in a very conspicuous place on the wall, and the butter was poured into the ground three or four feet away from the wall. With a blanket on his back, Lurgy slowly retreated to the door, hung a strip of flour above the door, carefully hung it at the doorway with a thread, tied the other end of the thin thread to the handle behind the door, and then gently closed the door.
After doing all this, Lucci took the fruits of victory, sang "Homecoming", and went downstairs in joy.
The thousand-year-old wind and the thousand-year-old rain also like "Homecoming".
In the early morning of the next day, the two hummed the tune of "Returning to the Garden", and went upstairs crookedly with the smell of alcohol. Wang Feng took out the key to open the door, just pushed the door in, pulled the handle behind the door and broke the thin line, and the flour on it smashed on Wang Feng's head at once, and Wang Feng sneezed with flour all over his face.
Wang Yu was shocked, knowing that someone had entered the house to steal, and said, "There are thieves." The two brothers hurriedly rushed to their rooms to take a look, and they were all dumbfounded, the floor was full of tattered treasures, the boxes and wooden cabinets were empty, all the stalls were ransacked, and what was even more annoying was that there was a pile of foul-smelling feces on the bed.
Wang Yu was furious, turned around and came to the hall, and found that there was a note on the wall, Wang Yu was anxious for a while, and rushed forward to see what was going on, but unexpectedly stepped on the butter under his feet, and the person fell to the ground one by one.
Wang Feng was stunned and suddenly heard Wang Yu's "ouch" sound, came out and saw that the ground was full of butter, and immediately understood the reason, so he cautiously approached the wall, and saw that the note read:
In vain, the wind blows for thousands of miles;
In vain, God is deceived, and it will never rain for ten thousand years.
Looking at the ground again, he suddenly found the purple gold bowl, and couldn't help but be surprised, and tiptoed to take out the note in the purple gold bowl, only to see that it was written:
Returned to Zhao after completion, and provided for the king.
The payment is:
"Rogue Ruchi."