Now that Zhu Houzhao is almost twelve years old, and he was born in the royal family, he eats well, has sufficient nutrition, and develops rapidly, so it would have been very appropriate to give him some necessary adolescent education, which will help to correctly guide his understanding of the affairs of men and women. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But under the poison of Confucius and Mencius's thoughts, the atmosphere in the land of China has always been to teach prostitution and theft in private, but on the surface, he pretended not to mention it, if Shen Xi is now doing a normal adolescent education class with Zhu Houzhao, then his East Palace lecturer can basically be said to be the end, and the next step is to pack up the bed and roll home.

"The prince wants to ask about marriage and childbirth?" Shen Xi asked.

"yes, come on, I've been thinking about this a lot lately, it's too hard."

Zhu Houzhao said with some annoyance, "Others say that I am young, but I am not young, I remember that my husband took the county examination when he was ten years old, and by my age, he had already passed the government examination and was waiting for the hospital examination...... This is not allowed, that is not allowed, it is really infuriating. ”

Shen Xi asked, "Then has the prince heard of the harmony of yin and yang?" ”

"Huh?"

Zhu Houzhao was confused.

Shen Xi thought to himself, don't you want to know how you came here, when I came out on the first day, can this little problem be difficult for me?

"Between heaven and earth, there is a division of yin and yang. Heaven and earth, sun and moon, day and night, men and women...... It's all for the sake of yin and yang. ”

Shen Xi continued to talk eloquently, "As for the marriage and childbirth that the prince said, it is also because men and women need to reconcile yin and yang, and they must take what they need from each other. ”

Zhu Houzhao was even more confused after listening, he blinked his eyes and thought for a long time, and finally said with some dissatisfaction: "What do you need from each other, then how to take what you need from each other?" ”

Shen Xi said: "Yin is a loss, Yang is a profit, and picking yin to supplement yang is the right way of heaven and earth." Between men and women, it is also for the harmony of yin and yang, and for each other to take what they need, they need to pay for each other...... Can the prince understand? ”

Zhu Houzhao couldn't help but scold Shen Xi.

What kind of mess is this? I asked you how to have a child, you told me about yin and yang, and the ghost only cares what your yin and yang harmony is, but you explain it to me clearly!

"Sir, you're child's play, aren't you?" Zhu Houzhao said angrily, "I'm asking you, how to take what you need from each other, you said to pick yin to supplement yang, so how to pick, and how to make up for it?" ”

Speaking of which, Jin Gui over there couldn't remember it anymore, it sounded very explicit, and if he continued to talk about it, he might have to step on it.

But Shen Xi didn't seem to realize the seriousness of the problem, so he only listened to him talk eloquently: "The length and concave and convex are both yin and yang, men are yang, and women are yin. ”

"How do I know!?"

Zhu Houzhao's face was wrinkled, although he was a bear child, he was also a bear child who was good at thinking, "What do you say about the length of the yang?" And the convex ones? ”

Shen Xi said with a smile: "Why is the prince so convincing, can't it be that the yin is long and convex?" ”

Zhu Houzhao thought for a while and said, "Won't it?" Since it is yang, it must be masculine, the short one must be feminine, and this convex is also, it is sharp at a glance...... It can't be compared to concave, right? ”

Shen Xi nodded and said: "The prince understands correctly, so it can be inferred from this that a man is a ......."

"Long, convex." Zhu Houzhao had already learned to pick up stubble at this time.

"What about the woman?"

"Short, concave."

Zhu Houzhao wiped his nose, as if he really understood something, and jumped up, "Mr. Gaoming, I'll study it when I go back, where am I more convex." Sir, I'll ask you again next time you have a class......"

Zhu Houzhao happily went to study.

Shen Xi shook his head helplessly, what is this? It's just misleading for teenagers! After he finished talking about this mess, the bear child actually made it clear.

The bear child must have gone back to scourge those palace maids again, and in the end, don't come to practice it yourself.

Jin Gui wiped his sweat and said, "Shen Yude, what are you talking about...... Is that appropriate? ”

Shen Xi asked rhetorically: "Which sentence does Jin Zhongyun think I said is inappropriate?" ”

"Hmmm......"

Jin Gui couldn't say it.

According to reason, it was the prince who asked first, about marriage and having children, Shen Xi answered him, and told him that in fact, there is only a harmony between men and women, and as for the long and convex and short concaves, it is completely the prince's own understanding, and it does not involve specific things between men and women, so it is not a prohibition.

"Shen Yude is clever, and he has exposed this problem so easily. Admire, admire, admire. ”

Jin Gui suddenly realized that he had a lot of respect for Shen Xi, and he asked himself if he couldn't answer the question just now, but Shen Xi found an answer that seemed decent.

Shen Xi smiled bitterly: "Jin Zhongyun has won the award." ”

"Alas!"

Jin Gui sighed, "I'm afraid that the prince will do something that hurts his body when he goes back." ”

Shen Xi thought to himself: "Is there less of the things that this bear child does on weekdays that hurt his body?" There are not many more, there are many less, with the deep affection of the emperor's two sons, coupled with his noble status, it is difficult to regulate his behavior compared to ascending to the sky, it would be good to be properly guided, what else can you expect? ”

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Shen Xi came out of the Fang Palace, first went to Zhan Shifu, and then went home. As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw several carriages parked on the left and right of the gate.

When I walked into the courtyard gate, I heard Zhou's cry like killing a pig from afar: "...... My miserable sister, why did you leave like this? How will you let your sister live in the future? Sister is going with you! Wow, ahhhh......h

The voice was terrible, Shen Xi couldn't bear to listen to it!

I didn't know, I thought Shen Mingjun was dead, but when I listened carefully, I realized that she was not crying her husband, but her "sister".

Shen Xi didn't want to disturb Zhou's crying, but when his father and mother arrived at the house, he always had to go over to do his filial piety, and the most basic kowtow was needed to make a tea, which was filial piety.

But the more he walked to the main hall, the more annoying the cry became, and finally when he arrived at the door, Zhou saw him at a glance, and immediately rushed up to pound Shen Xi in the chest with his fist.

"Mother, don't be impulsive...... It's not about the public...... "Xie Yun'er hurriedly went to pull.

Shen Xi didn't have a rut. Filial piety comes first, the old lady wants to beat him, he can't hide as a court official, he has to kneel on the ground and be beaten if he knows each other, otherwise outsiders will know that the spittle of the imperial historian will drown you.

"Mother, the child knows that he is wrong." Shen Xi knelt down and bowed his head.

Zhou howled: "You stinky boy, what did you say when you left, let you take good care of your aunt, you take care of it like this?" Just let your aunt die in the fire, why didn't you go in and rescue her? ”

Shen Xi screamed in his heart that he was wronged.

Obviously, when you were leaving, you repeatedly told me not to disturb Hui Niang, because she was a widow, and it would be detrimental to her reputation if she was known. Why did you ask me to take good care of her by now?

Even if the Zhou family was unreasonable, Shen Xi admitted it, and he had to lower his head and admit his mistake.

However, Xie Yun'er cried and explained: "Mother, the shopkeeper died in the prison of the Criminal Department, and the husband couldn't go in...... Woowoo woo ......"

Originally, the family had just come out of the shadow of Hui Niang's death, and Zhou's return was tantamount to bringing up the old things again, and no matter how big or small, they were sad and crying.

"You're a ...... Why did you go......"

The last sentence is completely the rhythm of crying her husband, which made Shen Mingjun, who was standing in the corner of the courtyard, scratch his head uncontrollably, even if he was uneducated and not highly knowledgeable, he could also hear that Zhou's words were faintly cursing him to death.

"Mother, Aunt Sun went very peacefully, and she didn't suffer much." Shen Xi saw that it was almost over, it was time to explain the problem in detail, didn't my father and mother go home to be the head of the Shen family, why didn't it take long for him to run back again? Is it thinking about two sons and a daughter, or is it thinking about their eldest grandson?

Zhou cried for a long time, and finally regained her composure under Xie Yun'er's persuasion, and finally she looked at Shen Xi breathlessly, as if she was ready to settle accounts with Shen Xi.

"Where's my grandson?"

Only then did Zhou remember that what she was most worried about along the way was not her son and daughter, let alone her daughter-in-law, but her eldest grandson Shen Ping.

"Mother, Ping'er is inside, and the nurse is taking care of it." Xie Yun'er wiped her tears and said.

"Oh, take me in and have a look."

The Zhou family didn't even care that Shen Xi was still kneeling in front of the hall, and walked straight to the inner courtyard, and finally Shen Mingjun came over to help Shen Xi up.

Shen Xi asked, "Dad, are you okay at home?" ”

"Also...... OK. Shen Mingjun said this a little perfunctory, if the Shen family was good, the Zhou family would not force him to return to the capital.

Shen Xi asked again: "The grandmother's illness ......?"

"Your grandmother...... I don't know anyone anymore, I talk about you all day long, I wanted to stay with your mother for a while, but your mother ...... If you don't deal with your aunt, you will quarrel together, so you came back to the capital, of course, the main thing is that you have a son, so you have to see everything. ”

When Shen Mingjun said this, he couldn't help but look in the direction of the inner courtyard...... In fact, he also wanted to go in to see his grandson.

But there are some things, Shen Mingjun has never been happy.

Shen Xi said: "Dad, let's go in together, I'll give you and your mother tea." Yi'er and Shiro have always been fine at home, no disasters and no diseases, and a few days ago Shiro was always crying and shouting to find you. ”

"Really?"

Shen Mingjun found that he was redundant, and when he arrived at the Shen family, he heard his wife howling in the main hall, and he didn't even have time to see his children and grandchildren, who used to be the Li family, and now he lives very hard in the shadow of the Zhou family.

When I arrived in the backyard, I saw Shen Yun and Shen Yi'er, as well as Shen Ping, and Zhou insisted on going back to the Xie family's old house, saying that he wanted to guard the spirit of Hui Niang.

Shen Xi said: "Mother, Aunt Sun has been buried for some time, and the mourning hall has been removed. ”

"If the mourning hall is removed, there will be no spiritual position? Forget it, you still take me to her grave to see, I want to burn some paper money for her. "Zhou was a little messy before, but now he is revealing his true feelings.

Shen Xi said: "It's not early at this time......

"I'm going to go soon, and I don't want to think about your Aunt Sun, our family was nothing at the beginning, she let us live in her yard, if she didn't take us in, can you stay in Ninghua County, can you go to school and embark on the road to the imperial examination? It's a pity that she didn't recognize you as her godson when she was dying, otherwise she wouldn't even have someone to guide the way...... What a wretched man......"

When Zhou talked about Hui Niang, he felt the same way and cried so sadly.

Shen Xi had no choice, so he could only take advantage of the darkness that the city gate was not closed, and take Shen Mingjun and his wife out of the west of the city to go to the tomb, because the city gate must be closed when they come back, and they will spend the night outside the city at night.

Fortunately, there are some streets next to the city walls outside the gates of the capital, and there are wine shops and inns, which need to be arranged in advance. It is also that the inner city of the capital is relatively small, and without the construction of the outer city, the scale of the capital can no longer meet the rapid expansion of the population as the capital of the Ming Dynasty.

Shen Xi didn't let Xie Yun'er and Lin Dai go with her, and let them stay at home to take care of the children.

Shen Xi personally sent Zhou to the grave at the foot of Cuiwei Mountain, and Zhou kept burning paper for Hui Niang, and kept chanting: "...... My sister's life is hard, my sister's life is also hard, we are all hard-working people. ”

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