Chapter Seven? Li Er's commotion

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Then Huang Meng said: "Second: it is to let your mother enter the palace and give the mosquito coils to the emperor and the holy harem beauties to wipe them in." ”

"Sending mosquito coils? Brother Dameng, what does this mean? Cheng asked puzzled.

This thing hasn't been sold yet, so it's a loser first.

Huang Meng patiently explained: "Xiao Guogong, as long as those beauties in the palace know the benefits of our mosquito coils after using them, naturally the entire meritorious family of Chang'an will know, and if they know, there will be big customers to buy it!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Or the big alliance brothers are right! ”

Cheng Chumo thought about it, it turned out to be like this, nodded and praised, and then said: "Brother Dameng, don't call me Xiaoguo Gong in the future, what is the relationship between us, iron, call me Chumo or Tie Niu in the future, listen to it kindly, otherwise it will make outsiders laugh." ”

"Ugh! Well, Brother Chumo! Huang Meng also knew that his interests with Cheng were tied together, and the relationship naturally went further, and the title really needed to be changed.

"What about the third, Brother Alliance?" Cheng Chumo asked again.

Huang Meng said: "Third: When you go and buy all these things first, we are talking." ”

Seeing that Huang Meng really had no other explanation, Cheng Chumo went back to buy all the things Huang Meng wanted.

And Huang Meng still went out of the city to pull mugwort and accumulate mosquito control properties.

For the next few days, Huang Meng had the same routine, pulling mugwort in the morning and afternoon every day, and then bringing back a small bundle.

Although the people who watched the excitement were a little numb to this behavior, their attention to him did not decrease but increased.

Because of the big biao on the street of Chang'an, the Tang Dynasty Xiaobawang Cheng Chumo was infected with Huang Dameng's madness, and he has been vigorously buying pine resin and sawdust in the past few days.

Pine resin is good to say, it can be used as rosin powder, and it is a little useful.

But you also pay for sawdust, which is a bit silly.

"Did you hear that? Cheng Chumo, this kid was infected by madness, he bought the waste of sawdust, and bought all the sawdust in the timber store, even outside the city. ”

"Who's to say it's not, this guy is really a shame on our meritorious children? Let's go and see what he's crazy about......"

There is a saying in Chang'an City, Wu Zibiao, Wen'er is harmful, and no one looks at Wen Nengwu.

What does it mean, that is, most of the sons of the military general's family are biao and bluffing, and there is no one they dare not provoke in Chang'an City, so they are called Xiaobawang.

The sons of civil officials are all deceitful and specialize in harming people.

Dare to do anything stubborn, make Chang'an chickens fly and dogs jump, either gambling or harming other people's little girls, like flies, mice, mosquitoes, cockroaches, these four kinds of bed bugs.

As for the descendants of the Nengwen and Nengwu families, they are basically rare, and many people don't know them.

One of the representatives of Xiaobawang is Cheng Chumo.

The representative of the four evils is Changsun Chong.

Therefore, when these people heard that Cheng Chumo actually spent money to buy sawdust, they all sneered one by one.

The four evils and Xiaobawang have never been all the way, and they can't pee in a pot, so they are often against the dry frame.

"Cheng Chouniu, I still have a lot of sawdust piled up in the corner of the wall, do you want it!"

"Yes, yes! I also have it at home, I repaired the house last year, sawed a lot of wood, and those sawdust were piled up in the miscellaneous room, and there was no one to clean it up, so I didn't want your money, so I gave it all to you. ”

They don't know how much money they spend every day, a pile of sawdust is worth a few pennies, isn't it a drop in price after receiving Cheng Chumo's money?

Cheng Chumo looked at the group of bastards of the eldest grandson chong, and said with a smile: "Yes!" How much do you have, how much do I charge? ”

"Hear me! Hearing no, he was indeed infected by madness. ”

Changsun Chong and the others, you push me, I push you, and I leaned back with a smile.

Then Cheng Chumo led his subordinates to follow these guys, collected them one by one, and soon raised a large number of sawdust.

"Hahaha, let's go, Cheng Dabiaozi is really infected by madness, let's go to Pingkangfang to celebrate."

can see that Biao Zicheng is unlucky, this group of Chang'an four evils is naturally very happy, and they gathered together to go to Chang'an's red light district.

In the past few days, the rumors that Cheng Chumo has gone crazy with Huang Meng have intensified, causing storms all over the city, and everyone knows it.

Even Li Shimin frowned slightly after hearing this.

"Cheng Chumo is really buying pine resin and wood chips everywhere? Partnering with that Huang Meng to do business and make a lot of money? ”

Li Er was a little angry, he attached great importance to these eldest sons and wanted to cultivate, because they were the next generation of the Tang Dynasty and the cornerstone of the Tang Dynasty.

The future Guogong was called a madman, isn't this a slap in the face?

And the culprit of all this is Huang Dameng, a young man who doesn't know the height of the sky.

"Yes, Shengshang, I heard that he spent more than a hundred yuan to buy all the pine resin and sawdust in Chang'an City and the vicinity.

And that Huang Dameng still couldn't move, he went out of the city to pull mugwort in the morning and afternoon, and went back to sleep in the morning and night, without any other superfluous actions. "The people who reported it thought it was incredible, even a little ridiculous.

This Huang Meng's heart is too calm, seeing that the seven-day repayment time is approaching, he still doesn't want to make progress and doesn't work hard to make money.

even fooled Cheng Chumo, a fool, to spend money, and at the same time plucked mugwort gracefully.

Watching it makes people anxious and want to beat people.

It's so disappointing.

"Humph! At first, I thought that he would turn back, have a good martial arts, and become a talent, but I didn't expect it to be so unbearable, so I blew myself up and pretended to be crazy and stupid. When Li Eryi heard that Huang Dameng was still in the mood to pull out mugwort, he was immediately angry.

If this kid doesn't learn well, forget it, and he will also bring my future prince of the Tang Dynasty.

As soon as I shot the dragon case, my heart was very stuffy, and a restlessness kept jumping up and down.

Or when spring goes to summer, and the weather is getting hotter and hotter, Li Er waved his hand to let the person who reported it retreat.

He moved his neck, pulled his collar, stood up, and said:

"Go to the queen to quench the anger!"

Coming to the palace of Empress Changsun, Empress Changsun saw Li Shimin with a strange face, and stepped forward to greet her:

"This is who provoked the second brother and made the second brother unhappy."

"A stinky boy who doesn't know the height of the sky, I thought he was a malleable talent, but I didn't expect it to be a ...... Alas! Don't mention it. Li Er held the jade hand of the eldest grandson queen, and then hugged the waist with the other hand, revealing a smile that only the husband and wife could understand:

"Guanyin's complexion has been getting better and better recently......"

Empress Eldest Sun smiled stupidly, and her jade finger tapped Li Shimin's forehead and said, "Second brother, you are getting more and more restless, you ...... just here."

That's right, Li Shimin's right hand began to wander through the thin gauze coat.

Summer is coming, that's good, the clothes are thin......

After a night of upside down, Li Shimin woke up and felt refreshed, one hand was still on the body of the eldest grandson, and he sighed:

"Guanyin, have you noticed that there were no mosquitoes disturbing people last night, it's really rare and comfortable."

Empress Eldest Sun proudly pointed to the sand tent that had been put away:

"Second brother, you didn't notice that they didn't roll up last night.".

"Huh! Guanyin, don't you say that I really haven't found out, no wonder I breathe so smoothly, and people are not depressed when they sleep. Li Er noticed the changes in the sleeping hall of the eldest grandson empress.

I was happy yesterday, so I asked, "Why is this Guanyin?" Aren't you afraid of mosquito bites? ”