Chapter Fifty-Seven: Hanging on the Shelf and Singing Mountain Songs
Wang Laoqi next to him smiled proudly: Sample, what are you capable of in Mawangshan? If I don't give you some color, I still know what my surname is? The king of heaven Lao Tzu was tied to us to hold the calf, whether it was killed or chopped, and our master had the final say, which onion are you?
Ermao didn't bother to pay attention to him, looked at Hou Tianbao on the mountain, didn't say a word, walked forward slowly, walking, and the two yards on it were almost covered by the weeds and branches on the cliff!
Ermao slowly took a few steps back, and then suddenly stood still, Hanyang Zao on his shoulder bounced down violently, shooting, aiming, and shooting in one go, Hou Tianbao's side, the yard holding the whip, fell to the ground with a snort, and suddenly lost his breath.
Ermao doesn't look at it, unshell, load, aim! The whole process went smoothly, and while he was stunned by another yard, he shot him again!
The gunshot fell, the miserable howl followed, the rest of the yards covered their necks with their hands, fell on their backs in horror, blood sprayed out wildly along the cracks of their fingers, there was a sound in their mouths, their feet kicked a few times, and slowly there was no movement, and they couldn't live when they saw it! Oops, go good, go good, don't send!
"Five miles! If you dare to take Old Man Hou again, this is the end! Ermao coldly threw a word to Wang Laoqi, carried his rifle, turned around and walked down the mountain.
At this distance, there must be more than 300 steps, and people kept firing two shots, and the two lives were instantaneous!
Wang Laoqi was stunned for an instant, and his legs were a little pipa-playing, and the real person didn't show his face! The young ones really have two brushes! The big boss has a hard idea this time! Our old man Wang just saw him and shouted at others!
The more I think about it, the more scared I become, the Bodhisattva blesses, Amitabha Buddha, Shanzai Shanzai, and the Three Halal Beings are above... Wang Lao's lips trembled, not knowing what he was muttering.
Hou Yuanzhi, who was kneeling on the side, suddenly forgot to cry, opened his eyes wide, and looked straight in the direction of his father, his mouth open like a hippopotamus!
Pizi suddenly threw himself to the ground with Ermao's admiration: Look at it! This journey, this point! Didn't say it! The instructor deserves to be the instructor!
Hurry up and arrange for the people of the Baojia Army to retreat in an orderly manner, the commander-in-chief has said that it is better to retreat five miles, and his old man's words are better to implement it without discounting! No, it's just been shown, and the limelight is in full swing!
Besides, Old Man Hou also let the family hang on the shelf to dry it, in case these turtle calves on the mountain don't open their eyes, and give him three shots and six holes from afar, this old bone may be explained here!
"Well played! Well played! Brother Chenghu, from now on, you will be the uncle of Hou Tianbao! See? The yard surnamed Sun is nested there behind the mountain! If you can knock him down with one shot, I'll call you Ancestor!" ”
Hou Tianbao hung where he was dripping and spinning, but his mouth was not idle, maybe he was shaved by a big ear on the mountain, his voice was a little whining, and he couldn't hear it clearly, but he was full of qi, and it seemed that there was no big problem if he hung it for a while.
"Enambition! You little bastard! What are you doing kneeling there? Get up and don't embarrass me! Our Hou family, we would rather die standing than live on our knees!
Go ahead and keep up with Brother Chenghu, he is your grandfather! If your father dies, you will worship him as a teacher, learn your skills, and come to this broken mountain and valley, kill those descendants, and avenge your Lao Tzu! Avenge! ”
Hou Tianbao shouted more and more, and there was an endless trend: "The sky is high, the nine heavy and nine yo, and the earth is thick!" Let's look at our old marquis, don't wait for eighteen years! "Hey! This old immortal bear thing is actually singing there!
In the blink of an eye, he changed his tone again: "... The eldest girl on the mountain, polished her tricks and looked at it! Look here! Look at our old marquis... Look at our old marquis, the pants are off...."
Ermao, who was walking in a tiger's step, heard the tone of the old Hou Tou, and suddenly stumbled under his feet: I said Master Hou, are you my ancestor? Let's stop for a moment! It's okay, what are you doing with those yards? Why do you think your life is too long?
On the whole mountain, it belongs to your old standing tallest, if which yard is on fire, a shot over, a chicken and egg to beat, you say we have to work hard, grab a birdless corpse, turn back to who can explain the past?
Pizi commanded the brothers of the Baojia Army to retreat, the big guys all blushed, crookedly walked down the mountain, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, this old man is not ashamed, too happy! Let's play
"That's it! Don't stick here! Look at it, that's right, that crazy old man is your father! ...”
Hou Yuanzhi is still kneeling there, and the person is already stunned! Pizi stepped forward and gave him a kick, and he got up with a bone, followed the team, and ran down the hill without a head, without looking back: this old man, is he still his usual serious and old-fashioned father? Shame is also ashamed!
Baojiajun really talked about credibility, and retreated to a village five miles away, set up camp and dug trenches, so busy. In terms of hugging the calves, he also sent someone down, and he was still the old man.
"Sun Dangjia is really righteous, he will withdraw the army when he says that he will withdraw the army, and he will withdraw the army if he says five miles, and my Wang Lao admires it!" Now it's much more respectful, the person in front of him is a ruthless person, so he can't be respectful.
"No more nonsense! People are still hanging there, if the old man has three long and two short, let you slip to death, and I Sun Chenghu let you hold the calf and the chicken dog will not be left behind, do you believe it or not? "Ermao doesn't have a good face for this old monster.
"Hurry, hurry! It's getting dark! ... There are three requirements on our side! First, release Hou Tianbao immediately. Second, compensate the Hou family and the villagers who suffered from the disaster in Xiahe Village!
The house is burning you bastards, isn't that too much to ask? You will build the houses and shops that used to be what they were!
... Forget it, I don't think you have that ability, so let's do it, one household counts as one household, and each family will compensate a thousand oceans! One less copper plate, I went to the mountain and picked up Sun Guizhi's skin! ”
Ermao raised his hand and stopped Wang Laoqi from interjecting: "Don't worry, there's that!" This third article, go to Xiahe Village, but anyone who kills people and sets fire to spoil other people's daughters and daughters-in-law will hand them over to me, and my Sun Chenghu will hold a public trial meeting in Xiahe Village and shoot these inhuman brutes on the spot! ”
"What? This... Boss Sun, the first one I can promise you, when I go back to the mountain to report to the big boss, presumably the second one is not a big problem, it's the third one...
Boss, isn't that okay? Our grandson is also a face-saving person, you are old with this mouth, you asked those brothers to go, what else do you want... Shoot on the spot!
If it's really given to you, this matter will spread out, why are we still messing around here..."Wang Laoqi forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and replied to Ermao with a difficult face.
"You guys don't care! He Sun Guizhi wants face, but I Sun Chenghu doesn't want face? They are all big men, since they dare to die on the pole, they must have the consciousness of death! Murder pays for life, it is justified!
You go and inform that Sun Guizhi, I, Sun Chenghu, will go and save Hou Tianbao from the mountain now, as for the second and third articles, give me an exact reply before noon tomorrow! If you dare to say half a word, let the descendants wash their necks and wait! ”
"It's not... Boss, you always put out the fire first, let's discuss this matter again..."Wang Laoqi still wants to fight for it again, and as a result, he hugged the signboard of the first clever mouth of the calf, which can be regarded as a smash.
"What are you talking about? Our Sun Chenghu spat a nail in one mouth, and if he says it, then there is no reason to take it back, that's it!
Go back and tell Lao Tzu's words to Sun Guizhi as they are! Go, don't fucking grind and chirp like a big old girl...
Knowing that you are a messenger, Lao Tzu is not difficult for you, now, you fucking get out of Lao Tzu! ”
The more Ermao spoke, the more impatient he became, he reached out and took out the box cannon, and pressed it on the table with a snap. The old man is still waiting for us to rescue him, and after grinding for a while, the old man's bones are already cold and transparent!
Wang Lao stood up suddenly, thinking about hugging the calf, Lao Tzu is also the master who makes people hold the offering, where has he been so?
"Boy, you wait for me! Speak to you with a good voice, this is still kicking your nose in the face! turned around and fell into the hands of my king, pumped your tendons, and picked up your good skin! Leaving behind the cruel words, the old goblin walked away with his subordinates in a rage.