Chapter 46: Wu Dalang calculates the black whirlwind
Wu Ming, who solved the design of the battleship, knew that the formation of a naval army was not a matter of time and a half, and it would take time to recruit people or build a battleship. Wu Ming, who was extremely bored, began to think about how to calculate Song Jiang again.
In the whole Water Margin, it is said that Wu Ming hates not Gao Yu the most, nor Tong Guan, Cai Jing's group of traitors, but he hates Song Jiang the most, if there is no Song Jiang's weakness and bullying, even if many heroes recruit peace, there will be no such a tragic end.
Wu Ming knew that it was an inevitable result for Liangshan heroes to recruit An, but if there was a tougher leader, such as Lu Junyi, then the ending would definitely be different.
If he attacks Song Jiang directly, I am afraid that it will affect his reputation among the heroes of the green forest, after all, Song Jiang has also been famous for a long time, and the two righteous characters in Shandong, one is himself: Sai Meng tastes Wu Dalang, and the other is: Song Gongming's house in time for rain.
After cleaning up Song Jiang by himself, I am afraid that there will be rumors on the rivers and lakes that he has no capacity for people, which will have an impact on his ability to subdue other heroes in the future.
Now I can only interrupt Song Jiang's right-hand man first, so that Song Jiang will become a loner on Liangshan in the future, so that the second line he has buried - Wu Song can play a better role.
In the original work, Song Jiang's descendant Xiao Li Guanghuarong has been subdued by himself, and there is also Song Jiang's brain-dead pink and black whirlwind Li Kui who has not had time to subdue him.
Li Kui's guy is a well-known tendon, and the only way to subdue him is before he meets Song Jiang.
Song Jiang only borrowed ten taels of silver for Li Kui to gamble, and Li Kui was extremely impressed by his generosity. This Li Kui is also too worthless, too easy to buy.
Wu Ming, who thought of this, directly found Hu Dabai and asked, "Does our Qunying Chain Company have a branch in Jiangzhou?" ”
After listening to Wu Ming's inquiry, Hu Dabai said: "Yes, the Jiangzhou branch has only been open for a long time. What do officials have to do? ”
Wu Ming said with a wicked smile on his face: "I want to pit someone, there is a cell leader in Jiangzhou Prison named Black Whirlwind Li Kui, you can think about how to pit him off a layer of skin." ”
Hu Dabai asked Wu Ming with a calm face: "Official, I don't know what this Li Kui is like and what his personality is?" What are your hobbies? ”
Wu Ming thought for a while and said: "This Li Kui is rude and greedy for money, good at drinking and gambling, very murderous, and is a fool with serious personality defects. ”
After listening to Wu Ming's introduction to Li Kui, Hu Dabai asked, "I don't know why Xianggong wants to harm this person?" ”
Wu Ming's face was helpless: "Although Li Kui has personality defects, he is a person who pays attention to righteousness, I just want to subdue him, so I plan to design to trap him once, and then subdue him, this guy is just underbeaten." ”
After Hu Dabai learned Wu Ming's thoughts, his eyes rolled and he thought about it.
put his mouth to Wu Ming's ear and said: "Xianggong only needs to be like this, this Li Kui will definitely not be able to escape from Xianggong's palm." ”
Wu Ming, who listened to Hu Dabai's strategy, laughed and said: "Lady's clever plan, this iron bull will enter the hub." ”
After finishing speaking, taking advantage of Hu Dabai's unpreparedness, he gently pecked Hu Dabai on the lips. Hu Dabai's face was flushed with shame, and he ran out with a blank look at Wu Ming.
In Jiangzhou Prison, the head of the small cell, the black whirlwind, Li Kui, suddenly felt cold, shivered suddenly, and scolded angrily: "Grandma's bear, why do you shiver so well, or the yin qi in the prison is too heavy, I have to go out and buy some wine to drink." ”
After finishing speaking, Li Kui walked out of the prison with a scolding and went to the wine store he usually went to buy wine and eat.
When Li Kui arrived at the liquor store, he found that the liquor store was closed, and even the owner of the liquor store did not know where it had gone, only an empty house.
Looking at it again, the pedestrians on the street are all rushing in one direction, shouting as they run: "Hurry, hurry, there will be no seats later." ”
Li Kui, who didn't know why, followed the flow of people in the direction of everyone's running, and it didn't take long to see a large newly opened wine shop, and in front of the wine shop was a big banner with three big characters written on it: "Heroes gather." ”
Li Kui understood at a glance, no wonder this person came here, it turned out that the rumored group of heroes gathered wine shop opened here.
Two copper plates can eat and drink well, but who will cook at home if you have two dollars, how to eat here and how cost-effective.
Li Kui saw that the owner of the wine shop he frequented also looked happy, sitting at a temporary table outside the wine shop to eat.
Relying on his relationship as an old acquaintance, Li Kui walked directly in front of the owner of the wine shop.
He said to the owner of the wine shop: "If you don't make a living by yourself, I come here to eat, I don't believe it, the food here is so delicious." ”
After finishing speaking, Li Kui didn't use chopsticks, he directly grabbed a dish and stuffed it into his mouth.
As soon as the dish was eaten, Li Kui was immediately stupid, where is this food, this is simply a fairy delicacy. It's no wonder that the gathering of heroes can spread all over the country.
Li Kui unceremoniously sat down beside the boss, squeezed the boss aside and said, "It's so big here, your family of four looks relaxed when you sit, don't mind if I share a table." ”
After finishing speaking, regardless of whether the boss agrees or not, he just throws off his cheeks and eats, Li Kui still knows the rules here.
Although the dishes are limited, the rice is full. Looking at the crowd in line, you will definitely be beaten out if you cut the queue yourself.
It just happens that there is an acquaintance here, so let's put down the table, and it's just a big deal to pay two more coppers to this boss.
When Li Kui was eating Haisai, the owner of the Jiangzhou branch received a call from Wu Ming.
On the phone, Wu Ming holographically projected the portrait of Li Kui obtained through Bai Suzhen's intelligence to this boss, and ordered him that when this Li Kui came to the group for dinner, he must follow Hu Dabai's method to pit Li Kui in.
The reason why Wu Ming is so confident that Li Kui will go to the group of heroes to eat is because with Li Kui's amount of food, if he knows that there is a group of heroes gathering wine shop in Jiangzhou, he will definitely go to eat.
After receiving Wu Ming's instructions, the branch owner took a look around the store and found Li Kui eating in the dark at a glance with the mentality of trying it out.
It's not that the boss's eyes are sharp, but Li Kui is too eye-catching, in the crowd, Li Kui is wearing the uniform of the head of the yamen cell, his five big and three thick figures, sitting there is obviously one and a half wider than others, and there are two iconic big axes pinned to his waist.
The owner of the branch walked in front of Li Kui with a smile on his face, and said to Li Kui: "This master, the small shop has just opened, and the boss has something to say. ”
When Li Kui heard this, his eyes lit up and said, "Is this true?" "No one is stupid, everyone knows that there is no way to compare the food in the Elite Gathering Restaurant and the Elite Gathering Restaurant.
The wine shop is for the general public, and the dishes are just ordinary home-cooked dishes, while the restaurant is much more high-end, and the dishes are all high-end dishes.
And in the restaurant, there is a wine that the emperor of the dynasty drank and was full of praise, and it is said that such a wine has been set as next year's tribute wine.
The branch owner nodded at Li Kui with a smile and said: "That's natural, our boss spoke, he saw that the people in the public gate worked hard for the people, during the opening of the new store, you can eat for free in the Qunying Restaurant for three days." ”
The silly Li Kui didn't hear the trap at all, so he happily followed the branch owner straight to the Qunying Restaurant.