Chapter Seventy-Six: Drunk
The very helpless trip to Chang'an, after entering the Cheng Mansion, Li Su only felt that he was a flat boat in the angry sea, undulating and swaying, unpredictable, life and death, horizontal and vertical in the sky......
Li Su has never tasted a drop of wine when he came to this world, it is good to be able to eat enough this year, how can the Zhuang family have excess grain to make wine.
Carried into the front hall by Cheng Chumo, Li Suwolf sat up bèi, and found that the banquet in the front hall had indeed been set up, and there was a low table in front of everyone on the couch, and there was cooked chicken, venison, and a bold beef on the table......
Cheng Chuliang's sparkling eyes made Li Su deeply feel that his explanation was very sincere.
Outside the hall came a team of maids, each holding a jar of wine, the jar is very exquisite, unlike the style of the Tang Dynasty, the mouth is narrow and the belly is big, decorated with silver lacquer, Li Su knows, this is the famous Datang Sanle pulp, it is said that this wine is produced in Persia, made of three kinds of fruits, in addition to the powerful people of the Tang Dynasty, ordinary people really can't afford to drink, this wine can be drunk hot and cold, the hot one is called "Sanle soup", and the cold one is called "Sanle pulp".
The oversized lacquer-eared cup was placed in front of Li Su, and the maid poured wine for him with a smile, and the cup was half a catty.
Li Su's eyes straightened, and then under the coaxing of the Cheng family brothers, he closed his eyes and drank it in a sad gulp.
After drinking, he smacked his mouth, Li Su only felt that the taste was strange, not delicious, with a bit of fruit smell, and he could vaguely smell a trace of alcohol.
Li Su was a little sad and indignant.
Swindler! The poets of antiquity were liars! What "cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure, you will have to drink 300 cups", what "Xinfeng wine fights 10,000, how many years is Xianyang Ranger", what "100 years and 36,000 days, 300 cups must be poured a day"......
This kind of so-called "fine wine" that fades out of the bird, Li Su feels that if he can hold back his urine, he can drink as much as he wants, and after drinking it, he goes home to sleep honestly, and he definitely has no face to write the act of drinking fruit juice drinks into poems and brag everywhere, and it will be more than a thousand years for future generations......
Li Su was relieved, down-to-earth, a heroic spirit came out of his chest, there was no hesitation when the wine was dry, the Cheng brothers were more and more overjoyed, wine is character, this Li Su is really worth handing over.
I don't remember how much I drank, but Li Su never poured it, the more he drank, the brighter his eyes became, and his mind became clearer and clearer, and he even clearly saw that the faces of the Cheng brothers turned red, and several people supported each other, trembling with lacquered ear cups, and forcibly toasted him, shaking the wine and spilling it all the way......
Li Su is fine, he has always told sΓΉ that he is not drunk, he is very sober, and he can even clearly recall every detail of the joys and sorrows of his past and present lives, and he can also laugh at the so-called three pulp in front of the Cheng family brothers......
The vision was a little blurry, and the head was a little heavy, and I didn't know what was going on.
Hearing still maintained the last trace of awakening, only to feel a gust of wind in the front hall swept by, and the maids in the front hall said "Master has returned home", and then heard the wild laughter of "wahahahaha".
"What a little offspring, the amount of wine is so good, I can put my four rabbit cubs down and still not drunk, it's really a man, come, the old man drinks with you!"
Next, Li Su didn't remember what he did, and in the end, his eyes turned black, and he fell to the slaughter in the dangerous Longtan tiger's den in Chengfu......
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Li Su's head hurt when he woke up, as if he had been hit hard by countless sledgehammers, and the beating was very rhythmic.
The eyelids slowly opened, and I found myself lying on a soft bed, covered with very luxurious Shu brocade, and a bronze hollow mandarin duck incense ball hung upside down on the shelf at the head of the bed, and the incense ball was slowly rising incense, and the smell smelled faint and very comfortable.
Closing his eyes, Li Su tried his best to recall what he said and what he did when he drank yesterday, but unfortunately it was completely broken and he couldn't remember it at all.
I'm sorry for the ancient poets, Li Su found that he was too arrogant, it turned out that "he had to drink three hundred cups" was really remarkable, how much did he drink yesterday? Anyway, it didn't reach a hundred cups before it crashed to the ground.
stared blankly at the beams above his head, and it didn't take long for the sound of hurried footsteps accompanied by a burst of arrogant laughter.
"Wahahahaha, what a young offspring, really a young hero......"
Li Su's eyes widened in horror, the light at the door dimmed, and the burly figure like a tower mountain blocked the sunlight outside the house.
"Amazing, you're getting more and more interesting!" Cheng Yanjin's furry face appeared in front of Li Su's eyes, with a smile in his eyes, mixed with a bit of inquiry.
Cheng ...... Grandpa Cheng, kid ......"
"It's called Uncle."
"Huh? Boy ......"
"I talked to your father last time in Taiping Village, the old man is a few years older than your father, and he should be called uncle."
Cold sweat broke out on Li Su's forehead: "It's still ...... It's still more ...... to call Grandpa Cheng."
"Don't give face, do you? Isn't it true that the old man is forced to beat you? Cheng Yanjin's eyes began to glow fiercely.
"Uncle Cheng." Li Su is a person who knows the current affairs very well, and immediately changed his words honestly.
Cheng Yanjin's face suddenly turned from gloomy to sunny, and he looked at Li Su with a smile, staring at Li Su's hair.
"That...... The kid was rude yesterday, the kid didn't drink well, and the wine was not good......" Li Su cautiously tested: "...... The kid didn't do anything out of the ordinary yesterday, did he? β
Cheng Yanjin smiled very heartily: "Of course not, you kid is slippery, how can you be out of line?" It's my few angry bunnies who are drunk and ugly, well, the old man has smoked them. β
Li Su was finally relieved, thinking about it, juice......
Vomit - I suddenly want to vomit......
"Yesterday, the old man returned home and heard my eldest son say that the business in your city was smashed by my eldest son?"
Li Su hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, the kid and the little grandfather have been released." β
Cheng Yanjin nodded, smiling a little coldly: "You little old man is too lazy to care, but someone is hiding in the middle of the house to pick up the cheap, and let my old Cheng family carry the black pot, this thing can't be good, don't worry, I'll give you an explanation within three or five days, the days are too peaceful, there are more ugly and ugly things in Chang'an City, the old man is idle, but he has to weigh the pounds." β
Li Su smiled and nodded again and again, play quickly, it's best to hit the brain......
Seeing Li Su smiling happily, Cheng Biting Jin also smiled, smiling and smiling, and suddenly said coldly: "Yesterday, when you were drunk, you burst into tears, crying and shouting that your life savings were handed over to the investment company for lending, but the boss who killed a thousand knives ran away with the money, crying so sadly...... what is the word 'investment company'?" Do you want the old man to help you take revenge? β
Li Su's smile froze as if someone had cast a freezing spell in an instant.
As if he didn't see Li Su's stiff expression, Cheng Biting Jin took out a piece of paper from his arms, shook it at him, and said: "Yesterday you said that Sanle pulp is juice, not strong enough, and what kind of high-grade liquor, ordinary men only drink three taels and pour it, the old man doesn't believe that you are still in a hurry with me, saying that you want to get a wine-making workshop, forcing the old man to sign and draw a pledge, in the future, you will share this high-grade liquor with the Cheng family, hehe, after a little thought, the old man will be ashamed, go back and quickly get this workshop, the old man wants to taste a fresh ......"
Li Su's face turned pale: "............"
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