Chapter 22: Brother, Am I Handsome?
"Oh? How did I survive bandits, madmen, robbers? Lin Feng listened to what they said, not surprised at all, and gently spat out his cigarette.
Mao Hao also sat down, lit a cigarette and said, "Isn't it because of the big brother, you whole Sikong De!" Now many people in the city are saying, you, the bandit uncle, although there are some bandits, but they are doing something for the common people! Not only did he not loot the common people, but he also took Sikong Li's gang leader to open the knife! Everybody's praising you! Now that you are making a fuss about 'Tianyixiang', it has become a must-talk after dinner, and many storytellers have made up books in the teahouse! ”
"Live bandits are live bandits!" Saying that, Lin Feng threw away the cigarette in his hand, stood up and patted his body, looked outside and said, "Don't tell me about this little, it's a trivial matter!" I've got to do big things! The weather looks pretty good today! My glasses are still very useful! Saying that, Lin Feng helped the frame of the mirror and strode out.
"Second brother, the eldest brother is dressed like this today, I look quite stylish!" Mao Hao looked at Lin Feng, who was gradually moving away, and said without looking back.
After hearing this, Zhou Chen kicked Mao Hao: "Get out, hurry up and clean up, I have to go to the camp today!" ”
When Lin Feng arrived at Uncle Li's mansion, he still didn't care about anything, and went straight inside.
"Hey, hey! Who are you? Do you know what this place is? A doorman was holding a spear in his left hand, and when he came up, he stepped back from Lin Feng with his right hand, and another person also approached.
Lin Feng took off his glasses and squinted to adjust to the sun's rays: "What's the matter?" Don't know me? ”
"Uncle, uncle! It's you, didn't you see it clearly just now, please! "After the person who pushed Lin Feng saw me clearly just now, he hurriedly apologized.
Lin Feng smiled, put on his glasses and walked inside, walked two steps and turned back, looked at the two people at the door and asked, "Hey, brother!" Ask you both about it! My look today, is it handsome or not? ”
After listening to Lin Feng's words, the two of them were stunned at the same time, and they didn't reply for a long time, Lin Feng looked at the stiff expressions on their faces, shook his head and entered the mansion.
"Hey! Lao Zhang, did you hear that? Uncle called me brother just now! "The person who pushed Lin Feng just now only reacted after he left.
The other man looked at him and said, "Huh, just you?" I said Lao Chen, can you stop daydreaming? Did you not sleep well last night and are still confused? Uncle called me just now, just like you stupid, can Uncle take a fancy to you? But don't say it, the uncle's dress just now is really handsome! ”
"Get out! You're stupid! Can Uncle take a fancy to a hillbilly like you? I don't know! As he spoke, the two men pinched each other.
When Lin Feng arrived at the mansion, after asking the subordinates, he went directly to the front hall. When they arrived at the front hall, Uncle Li Huang and Xiaofeng were talking together, while Xiaojun was sitting quietly and drinking morning tea.
"Hey! Good morning, everyone! After Lin Feng entered, he waved his hand to say hello.
With a "bang", the teacup in Xiaojun's hand fell to the ground and shattered. Then Lin Feng saw the different surprised expressions of the three people, Uncle Li Huang stopped in the air with a teacup, and looked at Lin Feng in surprise with a frown.
Xiao Feng's surprised eyes seemed to reveal something else, I don't know the specifics, but Lin Feng understood it as a kind of yearning, and he also wanted to dress up like this.
In addition to Xiaoyun's surprised eyes, he was left angry and laughing: "What are you doing here?" Why are you dressed like this? If you want to go out on the street, you still think I'm a monkey! ”
After hearing this, Lin Feng looked at himself again, and then looked at Uncle Li Huang and the two of them: "Uncle Huang, Xiaofeng, do you think my dress is not good?" ”
Uncle Li Huang took a deep breath, put down the cup in his hand and sighed, "Hey! Xiao Feng! I have experienced a lot of things and people in my life, and I have never seen such a person who dares to do this! ”
"That's good! It's good to look at it! Xiao Feng turned his head to look at Xiao Yun as he spoke: "Sister! Look at how unusual your brother-in-law's outfit is! At first glance, he is not an ordinary person! Anyway, I think it's pretty good! ”
"Mmmm, it's still the eyes of Uncle Huang and Xiaofeng!" Lin Feng looked at the two of them with satisfaction: "Uncle Huang, I'm here today to take Xiaoyun out to buy something, and by the way, I'll buy something for your mansion!" Xiaofeng, let's go together. By the way, Lin Feng also sent an invitation to Xiao Feng, and then Lin Feng felt a cold swish all over his body, and when he turned his head, Xiao Feng's murderous gaze was resting on him, and Lin Feng looked at her and laughed twice.
"No, I'm still in the house, I can learn more from my father!" Xiaofeng refused after hearing this, of course, he also saw the changes in Xiaoyun, and teased him by the way: "If I go, won't I destroy the two of you, and my sister won't be allowed to mess with me when she comes back!" ”
"Xiaofeng!" At this time, Xiao Yun looked at Xiao Feng viciously and shouted. Xiaofeng also laughed playfully, closed his mouth and sat down.
"Hehe, go ahead!" Uncle Li Huang said with a smile: "Just pay attention to safety, I have also heard about what happened to you this time, and what you have done is indeed a little excessive." Ay! I'm still old, I didn't expect you to do it so hard, but it's okay. After all, there are still three fires for the new official to take office! ”
Lin Feng smiled indifferently, and then gave a simple salute: "Then I'll take Xiaojun with me!" Go ahead! Then he waved his hand at Xiaoyun and the door: "Let's go!" ”
When they went out of the mansion, the two of them were still fighting with each other, and after seeing Lin Feng and Xiaojun come out, neither of them spoke, and Shi Li said, "Uncle, the county lord!" ”
Lin Feng walked to the bottom of the steps, stopped, looked at the two of them and asked, "Brother, how did you think about the question you two just asked?" The two of them have been pinching for a long time, is there a result? ”
When the two heard Lin Feng ask, they were stunned for a moment, and then the two of them quickly nodded and replied, "Handsome!" Handsome! It's just handsome! We've never seen Uncle so handsome when we're so old! ”
After listening to this, Lin Feng first glanced at Xiao Yun beside him, then nodded with satisfaction, reached out and took out two pieces of silver from his waist and threw them over: "That's good!" Give, take and use! Then he took Xiaojun away, only to hear "Uncle Xie!" from behind him! Shouts.