"Intoxicated, where have you gone now?" On the other end of the phone, my mother's voice was kind and inquiring

Intoxicated, holding the steering wheel with one hand, he subconsciously looked at the scenery outside the car window, the sunset was all over the sky, and the west was red.

"Mom, I may be in Hubei soon; Don't worry, you should be home tomorrow. ”

"Okay, you don't have good eyes, drive slower on the road, don't worry."

"I know, Mom, I have to hang up first when I enter the tunnel." After saying that, he hung up the phone, turned on the headlights, and the car went head-on into the tunnel.

The tunnel was dark and dim, like the open mouth of a giant beast, eerie and terrifying. The LED lights on the roof of the cave emitted a faint white light, and they swept behind with the cars moving forward. Intoxicated with his hands on the steering wheel, his eyes fixed on the road ahead.

In the tunnel, the cars whistled by with gusts of wind; The theme song of "Journey to the West" is playing in the carriage, which is the song "Dare to ask where the road is, and the road is at your feet".

Before I knew it, there were fewer and fewer cars in the rear, and gradually I was left to revel in the car, driving alone in the tunnel.

Intoxicated, I felt an inexplicable palpitation in my heart, and slowly slowed down. He glanced down at the navigation on the car, indicating that the arrow was still moving slowly forward, and the tunnel was still slowly stretching forward; Everything is normal. But his heart that was lifted up could not be put down. In the midst of doubt, the front gradually brightened, as if it was the exit of the tunnel.

Sure enough, the arched hole slowly appeared in front of his intoxicated eyes, like a gateway to two worlds, one heaven and one hell.

Through the hole, a bright light suddenly shot in, and the eyes of the piercing eyes were white. Intoxicated and half-squinted, he couldn't see the way forward. He only felt the front of the car suddenly sink downward, and the body erected; Suddenly, there is a cliff with no bottom in sight; couldn't help shouting: "It's over, Lao Tzu is only 25 years old; I haven't touched a woman yet! If I do so, what kind of crime will Hades charge me? "The fearful, helpless and miserable trumpet echoed for a long time under the cliff, far and wide.

I don't know how long it took, but I woke up from my slumber. He looked around the room in front of him, which was dilapidated and ancient; Wooden walls and green tiles. Split dry stumps were neatly piled on the ground; A few rays of sunlight sneaked in from the broken window lattice, shining on him, a warm ocean.

Intoxicated for a while, I wondered if all the furnishings in front of me were a certain room in hell, and that was too simple.

This room is obviously a firewood room, a room for firewood.

"Where is this, what's wrong with me?" Intoxicated muttered to himself. I vaguely remember that after I rushed out of the tunnel, there was no road ahead, and then the car fell off the cliff.

There was the sound of soft footsteps outside the door, and then a wooden door creaked open from the outside. A young girl dressed in ancient clothes walked in with her body swaying; I saw her with a double bun, beautiful eyebrows, a black and red-edged placket on her upper body, and a pleated long Confucian skirt with moon white, revealing naughty wit in her eyes. Holding a bamboo basket, he looks like he is sixteen or seventeen years old.

The girl who came came to look at Zhang Xiaogang, who looked like an idiot, and said with a smile: "Little monk, you are awake." "The tone is weird, and the Hui accent is full.

Intoxicated, half guessing and half estimating, I figured out a rough idea; He looked around and saw no other people or cameras or anything like that; couldn't help but wonder, and whispered to the girl: "Beauty, it's filming here; Which crew are you from, who are the heroes and heroines, and whether there is Zhao Liying and Zhao Goddess; Why didn't I see the rest of the crew? Why do you call me a little monk, is it because the plot needs; Don't you see I have hair on my head, I just got a haircut and went home. ”

The girl in front of her was stunned by the intoxicated Lianzhu's words, and a pair of beautiful eyes looked left and right at the intoxicated lying on the ground, and said softly and confusedly: "Filming? ”

Intoxicated and secretly thought: "God, God, you are not thin for me; I thought I would die if I fell off the cliff, but it turned out to be a prop made in filming. ”

Intoxicated, he closed his eyes and continued to think: "It's not a big deal to find a group performer, but you also have to say hello first so that I can be mentally prepared, and now I am embarrassed to be here; Hmph, let's see how you send me after the filming; This will be able to experience the taste of being an actor on the way home, and I can blow it when I go back, hahahaha! ”

Thinking of this, the intoxicated monster laugh couldn't help but come out of his mouth. He raised his hand to wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth, only to find that the remaining left hand could still move freely, and his whole body was tightly tied with white strips of cloth, like a mummy in a pyramid; How to tie it like this, is it still necessary for filming?

After a long time, the woman came back to her senses and said: "Filming, what is filming?" The girl said with strange eyes: "What goddess Zhao Liying; Little monk, did you fall out of the coffin and be stupid? As she spoke, the girl squatted down and took out a bowl of rice porridge and a plate of kimchi from the bamboo basket; A pair of clear beautiful eyes shone brightly and said, "What is the goddess you are talking about, the female Bodhisattva enshrined in your temple?" ”

Intoxicated and moved, a rush of pain came, apparently injured after falling off a cliff; He chuckled in his heart, and a ridiculous thought appeared in his mind, and his heart suddenly became nervous and said, "Which... Which one of you are really not filming? ”

The girl stretched out her spring onion-like hand and touched it on her forehead, and then touched Zhang Xiaogang's forehead with a red face, and said to herself: "It's not hot, it's not a fever, is it the medicine that Miss gave me?" Why did he say something so strange, it couldn't be that he had a fever two days ago and broke out his brain, no, I had to go to the lady and talk to her, "She got up and left."

Intoxicated and quick-eyed, he grabbed the girl who was about to get up and said hurriedly: "That... That beauty, don't go yet; I don't understand a lot of what you're saying, but can you tell me what's going on? ”

At this time, the intoxication was covered with clouds and mountains and fog, how could he easily let go of this woman and leave. He took a deep breath, stared at the girl's beautiful eyes tightly, and asked in an extremely serious tone, "This is really not filming?" ”

The girl's cheeks were crimson, and her white jade-like cheeks looked delicate. She struggled to break free of the little hand that was caught, and thought to herself: "What a monk, hairy." It looks like Si Sven, but I didn't expect to be a bad ruffian. The girl's nose was heavy and she said, "What kind of filming, the singing is almost the same; However, to see the play, you have to go down the mountain for two days to go to the market; I heard the young lady and the second young master say that there are those who play red faces and white faces, but they are good-looking; It's a pity that my lady and I haven't been to the market for many years. Said a little face full of endless yearning.

Intoxicated and completely dumbfounded, it seems that it has really crossed over, how can this kind of thing happen? He preferred to believe that the iron tree bloomed and the river flowed backwards, as if the sky was about to fall, and his body was chilled.

"Nima, Lao XX has really crossed over, what era is it now, and who is the emperor?" Intoxicated, he had the feeling of suddenly hitting five million, and smiled at the woman with a look that he thought was very sunny and gentle, like a prisoner waiting to be sentenced, looking eagerly at the judge in the courtroom; Since the fact of crossing cannot be changed, it is better to have a good era, and the kind of era that treats human life like a mustard must not be encountered, he couldn't help but think in his heart.

What he didn't expect was that strange smile in the girl's eyes, like a hungry wolf staring at a little sheep; He was so frightened that he took a few steps back, looked at him with vigilant eyes, and said, "You, what are you going to do, I have a high level of martial arts." ”

Intoxicated and felt that the other party might have misunderstood, he patted his forehead lightly and secretly slandered, is his appearance and smile so frightening, why haven't you noticed it all the time? So Zhengse said: "Misunderstanding, I just want to know what era it is now, and which emperor is it?"

The girl raised her head, looked at Fang Liang above her head without blinking, and thought for a long time before saying: "I heard the master say, it seems to be twenty-five years now, and I don't know who the emperor is?" ”

Intoxicated hearing this, his brain spun rapidly, from the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties to Xia, Shang and Zhou; Suddenly, there was a loud bang in the brain, I was really afraid of something, this Nima was at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, when the world was in chaos.

Intoxicated and feeling weak, his limbs were cold, and his whole body was dripping with cold sweat; A plop plop heart slowly sank, as if it would stop in the next second. He looked at the mottled beams above his head with blank eyes, and said weakly: "Girl, did you save me, can you save me, please send me back, I'm going on a blind date, I heard Gangzi say that the woman was as beautiful as a flower and gentle as water." ”

"What girl, miss, don't scream; My name is Jin Ju, and I'm just a maid; The day before yesterday, my young lady and I went hunting in the back mountain, chasing an injured sika deer, running through a forest, and found you lying under a cliff, with a big hole on your head and a broken leg. As she spoke, her eyes flashed, and she grinned: "There is a strange black coffin hanging on the big tree not far away; The young lady said that you should have fallen out of a coffin; You were unconscious at the time, and it took a lot of effort for Miss and I to get you into this firewood room. ”

"Oh, I see." Intoxicated and sighed, thinking that he had come to this era of war and chaos inexplicably, it seemed that he couldn't go back, and the time travel novels were not all written like this; He said with indescribable sadness and helplessness in his heart: "My bag is really like a zongzi, it won't be as simple as hurting my head and legs," he looked at Jin Ju and said suspiciously.

Jin Ju's small mouth turned up, and said slightly: "It's just those injuries, my young lady has excellent medical skills and is famous far and wide; Your little wounded lady healed it herself, and she was able to catch it. Seeing that your hands and feet were restless when you were sleeping, I was afraid that you would hurt yourself, so I bandaged you like this. ”

Intoxicated, his face was cloudy, his eyes were floating, thinking of being alone in a strange troubled world, sad and happy; It seems that when the car fell off the cliff, it tripped over a tree branch, which leaked most of the falling gravity, and the person fell down through the car glass, so the person did not fall to his death; The black coffin that Jin Ju said should refer to that car, which has its own luck and providence, and thought secretly in his heart.

The girl looked at the depressed and weak appearance and was startled, and hurriedly said, "Little monk, what's wrong with you; If the wound is painful and uncomfortable, I'll know soon. ”

For a long time, I was intoxicated and looked at the appearance of the woman in front of me who really cared about herself, and I felt an inexplicable warmth in my heart; Waving his hand, he said, "Beauty, I'm fine, you don't have to worry!" ”

Jin Ju shook his head and carefully looked at the pale half of his face and said, "I don't believe it, look at what you look like; No, I'll have to tell Miss. After speaking, the person had already walked out of the house, and a wolf-like howl came from the house behind him: "Nima, the old xx also came to cross once." ”

Jin Ju was startled, she looked around nervously, and the surroundings were quiet before she was relieved; After settling down, he said in his heart, "Oh, it's not good, that little monk is really stupid; I can't delay, I have to tell Miss to go quickly. ”