Chapter 156: Online dating, I'm Lolita
Qiu Ju glared and said, "Such an indiscriminate method... I love it too! ”
Listening to Qiu Ju's words, Chen Siye almost laughed, but he didn't expect Qiu Ju to become so humorous now.
"So did you bring it?"
"Naturally, I wanted to say it just now, but I was afraid that you would think this method was dishonorable, so I didn't speak." Qiu Ju is rare and a little embarrassed.
Chen Siye felt that Qiu Ju's idea was simply too wrong, so he said righteously: "Qiu Ju, this is your fault, the so-called whether it is a black cat or a white cat, it is a good cat if it catches a mouse, besides, where is this method disgraceful, I think it is very glorious." ”
Qiu Ju pursed his lips and glanced at him, took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms, and said: "This medicine is called seven steps to pour, not only colorless and tasteless, but also very strong, one drop can charm two cows in half a cup of tea." ”
Chen Siye took the seven steps and wondered: "Isn't it seven steps down, why do you still need half a cup of tea?" ”
Qiu Ju ignored him, his point was too strange.
Chen Siye didn't feel embarrassed, he played with the small porcelain bottle, and said in his heart that this thing is a necessary medicine for home travel, murder and arson, and he has to keep it.
Thinking so, he opened the lid and prepared to take the medicine, Qiu Ju reminded on the side: "No more, just one drop." ”
Chen Siye nodded, and poured a drop into each plate, which was really colorless and tasteless.
After finishing the medicine, Chen Siye said again: "Is there an antidote?" ”
"Yes, what do you want the antidote?"
"I'm useful, you give me an antidote."
Qiu Ju didn't know what his idea was, and took out a small paper bag from his arms, but it was not a pill antidote, but a powder.
"It only takes a little bit of this antidote." Saying that, Qiu Ju handed him the small paper bag, and Chen Siye carefully put it away.
Qiu Ju pulled her own bun and explained to him: "I'll go first later, you follow me, remember, what I do, what you do, don't smile or show your teeth, don't be as big as usual." ”
Although Chen Siye was resistant in his heart, he still nodded to show his understanding.
In this way, the preparations are completed, and it is confirmed that the two girls will not wake up for a while, and the two of them each carry a tray, and they appear from behind the small bamboo forest, and walk towards the front hall.
Chen Siye followed Qiu Ju closely, how to walk felt weird, for him, who was usually used to big strides, it was too difficult for him to suddenly do it without showing his feet, walking slowly in small steps, but in order not to show his stuffing, he could only be so awkward.
The two of them hunched their waists, lowered their heads, and walked into the front hall with a tray, and suddenly a chaotic sound came, and the laughter of men and the cries of women all came into their ears.
At this moment, the hall was full of people, and scantily clad women could be seen everywhere, snuggling in the arms of those men who had come here to seek pleasure.
Qiu Ju was in front, and Chen Siye followed behind, the two didn't look too much, nor did they stop in the hall, and walked directly to the stairs.
I walked smoothly to the staircase, and was just about to go up, when I happened to meet a middle-aged woman holding a fan and wearing heavy makeup from downstairs.
Looking at her appearance, you know that she must be the old bustard, both of them were surprised, how did they meet the old bustard by chance?
The two stood on one side, let the staircase out, let her go down first, Chen Siye shrank hard, and lowered his head lower than the tray in his hand, trying not to let the old bustard see the abnormality.
Fortunately, the old bustard only glanced at them after coming down, and didn't look too much, but said with some displeasure: "You two dead girls, why have you been gone for so long?" Don't hurry up and don't make the guests wait. ”
Neither of them
Dare to talk, just nod his head, and then hurry upstairs as if he had been pardoned.
However, although the two of them lowered their heads, they were still caught a glimpse of the side face by the old bustard, and the old bustard couldn't help frowning, "Stop!" ”
Chen Siye and Qiu Ju were both shocked, I don't know if they were seen through by this old bustard, but they only heard the old bustard say: "Dead girl, what did you wipe on your face?" It's dark, don't think I don't know what you're up to, wipe me clean and go up again! Don't disturb the guests. ”
As he spoke, he was about to follow, but when the two of them were a little at a loss, they saw a drunken man with a big belly and poop coming over and grabbing the bustard, "Mother Yang, why don't you see Yun'er today, where did my Yun'er go?" ”
Pulled by this man, the old bustard had to stop, put on a smiling face and said, "Oh, Master Wang, didn't I tell you, Yun'er is not feeling well today, what's the matter, isn't our Jin'er also very good.."
Taking advantage of the old bustard's entanglement, Qiu Ju and Chen Siye hurriedly went upstairs, not daring to stop any longer.
When the old bustard got rid of the old man, the two had already disappeared, and the old bustard couldn't help but scold: "These two dead girls are really hard wings!" ”
The two of them went up to the third floor with a tray, but they didn't know which room Liu Xuan and the people of Ten Steps were in, and they didn't see anything when they turned around, but they heard a lot of embarrassing voices, Qiu Ju said in a low voice: "You go and see which room they are in." ”
"Why don't you go?" Chen Siye asked deliberately.
"If you want to go, you will go, what are so many words!" Qiu Ju looked embarrassed.
Chen Siye was secretly happy in his heart, this was not what he wanted to see, but he was ordered to peep, and he no longer talked nonsense, looking from the crack in the door room by room, he really saw a lot of large-scale pictures.
The hard work paid off, and when he was looking at it, he sighed, and finally found out where the ten steps and Liu Xuan were in a large room at the end of the corridor.
beckoned to Qiu Ju not far away, Chen Siye shouted silently with his mouth: Here!
Qiu Ju approached and glanced at him, knocked on the door, and then pushed open the door and walked in with Chen Siye with the tray.
Chen Siye lowered his head and followed behind, closed the door before continuing to walk forward with Qiu Ju, looking at the room furnishings and the people in the room with the corner of his eye.
This room is very spacious, there is a small cubicle separated by drapery on both sides, there are two large tables in the middle of the room, and there are ten steps of those small people, about less than ten people, each of them is half in their arms and half hugging a woman who is half untied, all of them only care about **, and do not look at them.
And Liu Xuan and the cloud leader sat at a table alone, the cloud leader snuggled up to a Fengyun woman on both sides, laughing and laughing, and Liu Xuan hugged a girl with a bun, this girl should be the Xiu'er that the two girls said before, and she really looked very delicate, but at this time her eyes were tearful, her eyes were dull, and she was very reluctant and helpless, which made people feel a little distressed.
Qiu Ju didn't squint, lowered her head and put the dishes on the plate on the three tables in turn, Chen Siye also followed, bowed her head deeply and placed the dishes one by one.
As soon as he put down the last dish on Liu Xuan's table, Chen Siye's hand was suddenly grabbed by Liu Xuan, and he only heard him say: "The food is served so slowly, you will be punished for having a drink with me." ”
Chen Siye felt a chill in his heart, resisted the urge to slash him to death with one palm, and secretly scolded in his heart that this Liu Xuan was really blind, how could he even touch a man's hand?
In fact, at his teenage age, his hands are as white and tender as a girl, but he is a little older, and Liu Xuan can't see it at all.
Chen Siye ignored him, retracted his hand in disgust as if he had touched dog shit, turned around and followed Qiu Ju and prepared to go out together to wait for them to eat the food and the effect of the medicine attacked.
"Stop.
As they were about to reach the door, the cloud leader spoke.
At this time, the identity of the two was just a little girl, so as not to be suspicious, the two could only stand up, only to hear the cloud leader say again: "Didn't you hear Liu Gongzi say to let you toast?" ”
Chen Siye couldn't help gritting his teeth, he really couldn't catch up with the changes, how should he do this? He turned his face slightly sideways and glanced at Qiu Ju beside him, but Qiu Ju only gave a helpless look.
In desperation, Chen Siye had no choice but to turn around, and under the attention of everyone, he walked to Liu Xuan's table, gently picked up the wine jug on the table, took another unused wine glass, poured a glass of wine, and saluted Liu Xuan.
In order to avoid being seen by them, Chen Siye lowered his head the whole time, but he was still seen by Liu Xuan, but he didn't see that he was Chen Siye, and he didn't think that he was Chen Siye at all.
I saw Liu Xuan pointing at him and saying, "Leader Yun, look at this girl, she deliberately painted her face, haha." ”
Leader Yun couldn't help but say: "What's so good about these girls, Liu Gongzi will learn from me." The two young woman-like women beside him were coquettish when they heard this, which made the cloud leader laugh.
However, Liu Xuan was not interested, he just looked at Chen Siye with a smile and interest: "Toast me, but don't say a word, and deliberately draw a face, what's the matter, are you afraid of me?" ”
Chen Siye wanted to splash the wine in the cup on his face, afraid of you? I'm trying to kill you!
However, for the sake of the task, Chen Siye also had to abandon his dignity and succumb, and urgently communicated the system in his mind, "System!" Emergency! Can I redeem a voice change effect? ”
"Of course, Lori sound, Royal Sister Yin, Zhengtai Yin, etc., you can choose, you only need 2 points to have it forever."
Chen Siye always felt that the system had some schadenfreude, but at this time, he didn't care about complaining, and made a choice directly, "I want Lolita!" ”
"If the exchange is successful, just silently say 'I want to become a Lolita voice' and you can change your voice as you like."
After communicating with the system for a moment, after the exchange, Chen Siye silently recited "I want to become a Lolita" in his heart, but nothing happened.
But at this time, Liu Xuan was already a little impatient, "Are you dumb?" ”
"Uh-huh." Chen Siye tentatively made a sound, but this voice suddenly surprised everyone, only to feel that this sound was like a yellow warbler out of the valley, melodious and tactful.
Chen Siye, who was also shocked, just wanted to say two words, cow batch! He quickly reacted, covered his mouth and coughed lightly: "Liu Gongzi, forgive me, the little woman has some discomfort in her throat today, so she didn't speak." The little woman knew that she was rude, so she punished herself with a glass first. ”
Saying that, he covered his face with his sleeves, drank all the wine in the cup, took a cup again, poured a glass of wine, and saluted Liu Xuan: "Liu Gongzi, I will give you another glass." When he heard what he said, he felt a surge in his stomach, and he almost wanted to vomit all the overnight meal, but for the sake of the task, he still endured it.
Qiu Ju, who became a transparent person in the back, was surprised and wanted to laugh, she was ready to make a move, but she didn't expect Chen Siye to come to this hand. And Xiu'er, who was hugged by Liu Xuan, also looked surprised, she thought that Chen Siye was someone she knew well, and she was ready to plead, but when she heard the voice, she felt extremely strange, and she couldn't help but be a little stunned.
As for the other women, although they felt a little strange, they were all busy doing business and didn't take it to heart at all.
And Liu Xuan heard Chen Siye's voice after changing his voice, only to feel extremely sweet, he couldn't help but feel a little itchy in his heart, the trace of unhappiness just now suddenly disappeared, took the wine glass in Chen Siye's hand and touched his hand by the way, then drank it all and then looked at him with a smile and said: "The girl's voice is really good, I don't know if you can let me see the real face?" ”