Chapter 1 Feng Shui takes turns, and when I get to me, I will go astray
Zhu Xiaosong felt that he was quite unlucky, really. After pinching his thigh and not knowing how many times, and confirming the surrounding environment countless times, he can finally confirm that he is now lying on the bed, and he has inexplicably woken up to become the emperor, and he still carries all the memories of this emperor. The only problem is that this emperor has just ascended the throne, but he misses Emperor Daxing too much, that is, his imperial brother, so he fainted, and he is now lying on the dragon bed to recuperate. By the way, this emperor is also surnamed Zhu, however, his name is Zhu Youzhen. This makes people very embarrassed, even if your name is Zhu Houzhao, it is estimated that the labor-management gentleman will not be able to do well, and it will be no problem for me to be a faint gentleman like Zhu Houzhao who only cares about eating, drinking, and playing with women.
China's history is too long, and if it is said that the country is right, I am afraid that there is no one who can be better than others.
What was the situation in the Han Dynasty? It is equivalent to Liu Bang and Xiang Yu taking advantage of Hu Hai's defeat and partnering to buy Qin Shihuang's second-hand house, but Liu Bang is used to being a hooligan, and he lives by himself after killing his partner. Speaking of which, it has to be a pity that Comrade Wang Mang, the first traveler of the Han Dynasty, did not give his strength and got rid of it, otherwise communism would have appeared in China at the end of the Western Han Dynasty......
What about the Tang Dynasty? Because the old Yang family didn't treat their horses well, they simply set off the old Yang family's field and did it themselves. However, after all, the Li family in Longxi has Hu blood, and they trust foreigners too much, and under the power of Fan Town, Emperor Tang Ming also had to order someone to send the beauty back to the west after Ma Weipo and Yang Guifei fought a desperate cannon.
Not to mention the Song Dynasty, Chai Shizong entrusted Gu in front, and a royal robe came to Chenqiaoyi on the back foot, bullying orphans and widows, and even the last fig leaf---- the Danshu iron coupon for the old Chai family was lost in Chai Rong's generation! As a result, he turned around and was deceived by Dajin Mongolia one by one to deceive his old Zhao family, no wonder, after all, Zhao Kuangyin swore and said: "If I take this country, let my descendants be traitors!" "So you see that there is the Song Dynasty, and these big and small traitors are endless, and it is really feng shui in turn.
As for the rule of three generations, which is touted by Confucianism, it is also the descendants of the Xuanyuan clan who take turns to sit in the village.
Only the Ming Dynasty can really be said to be the building in the general, and the north chased the Mengyuan to win the world, continuing the Han family. In the three hundred years of the Ming Dynasty, there are all kinds of strange emperors, busy cultivating immortals, busy playing with women, busy being carpenters, but there is no emperor who is weak to the outside world, three hundred years of Guozuo, the emperors of all dynasties are not ministers, do not pay tribute, do not pay compensation, do not get along, and truly achieve the Son of Heaven guarding the country, the king dies in the society, and the bones can be called the hardest one in all dynasties.
But looking through the history books of China, there are really few people who are as unlucky as Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youzhen.
According to the history of the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Chongzhen can be called a man who can be said to be able to write and martial arts, not a good woman, diligent and loving the people, it stands to reason that in addition to being suspicious and stubborn, Emperor Chongzhen has all the potential of the Ming monarch, but he just perished!
First of all, during the Xiaoice River period, the grain harvest was proper, and in order to save money or make it easier for themselves, the Confucian people of the Donglin Party demanded the abolition of the post station, which is now the postal service, out of love for the people. So a certain postal courier surnamed Li and a part-time chain hotel waiter brother found that he couldn't survive after losing his job, and he simply, anti-fucking - since your emperor Lao'er made labor and management unable to survive, then labor and management simply killed you first;
As for the Donglin Party at that time? - The emperor cannot collect business taxes, otherwise he will compete with the people for profit! As for no money? That's your emperor's business, we scholars don't care about these drops, we just govern the world!
The emperor can't open the sea, otherwise he will still compete with the people for profit, and you violate the ancestral system, believe it or not? If you have the ability, you can beat us, the more you fight, the more famous you become, the best if you kill it, and future generations will benefit!
The emperor wants to abolish Jinyiwei and the East Factory and the West Factory! Otherwise, you can't trust us righteous gentlemen or how to drop? What if we have a room with the eighteenth concubine who just spent tens of thousands of taels of silver to have a room with the brocade guard? And make money that is not pleasant? Don't let people make small moves behind their backs? If you don't abolish the brocade clothes and the east and west factories, you will be a faint king!
As for what kind of virtues these righteous gentlemen were later, look at the performance of the EMS courier brother after entering Beijing: Chongzhen borrowed tens of thousands of taels of silver, and Brother Li set up the knife and easily got tens of millions of taels---- It can be seen that rebellion and robbery is the fastest way to make a fortune, and it has also proved from the side that you can make money quickly, and the way to make a fortune is written in the criminal law......
As for the later Tunguska wild boar skin into the customs, most of the Confucians who wanted to go to the national disaster together were disgusted with the water, so they simply knelt on their knees, shaved their hair, happily welcomed the holy monarch, beat gongs and drums for a new dynasty, and completely forgot that Mites Qing came out of Yangzhou for ten days, Jiading three slaughters, and also played the enclosure movement and the text prison. Oh yes, especially the shaving order that has been poisonous for a hundred years, I don't know why those righteous gentlemen don't want to think about the ancestral system when they shave their heads: after all, the ancestral system also says that the body is hairy and skinned, and the parents who receive it cannot be destroyed! ---- such a big mite is clear, and these literati have touted the prosperous era of Kangqian! In fact, it's no wonder if you think about it, after all, in addition to the Ming Dynasty when it was founded, the civil officials in the later period simply let go of their own waves, and the strength of the mite Qing killing people is much more ruthless than that of the Ming Dynasty, so of course you have to kneel and lick to survive.
As for the Chongzhen Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, he has not received orthodox imperial education since he was a child, his father died early, and his brother Emperor Tianqi was busy working as a carpenter, and the courtiers could only believe what they said. In the end, there was only one eunuch left with this tragic emperor, which has to be said to be a kind of sadness.
But fortunately, history finally gave me another chance in Daming, I, Zhu Xiaosong, no, it's Zhu Youzhen, here! Labor and management are not the fools of history: the Donglin Party? How the fuck do you dare to call the party? Do you want to form a party for personal gain or do you want to rebel?
Let me cut off the station? Then what is the royal industry, the postal system has been abolished, and you pass on military information to labor and management? How will my big SF Express develop?
What's that? You still want me to dismantle Jinyiwei and Dongchang? Isn't it true that if you turn me into a deaf and blind man, you can rest assured?
Opening the sea violates the ancestral system? Come on, everyone, Aiqing, before I open the sea, let's talk about the ancestral system of peeling the skin and grass for sixty taels of silver, I recently plan to add a law that implicates the three clans, I am a little excited to think about it.
Can't exempt taxis from tax? No problem, merchants are not scholars, just collect their business taxes.
Can't collect business tax? Is this a competition with the people? No problem, I believe me, as long as I issue an edict that will never be given, the people will stand on my side, as for you righteous men and gentlemen? Could it be that the knife in my hand is not good?
Oh, this Aiqing, are you going to die? Come on, knock this lord to me on the dragon pillar in the main hall, and let my EMS system report the mansion to the world, so that everyone must know that this lord forced me to die in order to make me take back the holy order that I will never be given. Where is the warrior in front of the palace, help this lord hit quickly, I am a Ming Jun, of course I have to do it according to the gentleman's wishes?
What's that? You say I'm a faint king? Very good, slandering the king, punishing the nine clans according to the law, Tian Ergeng, what are you waiting for? Take it, raid the house, and punish the nine clans.
Donglin Academy? Don't you know that the Taizu ancestral system does not allow members to discuss politics? If anyone dares to discuss state affairs in vain, the whole family will be exiled for 3,000 miles. Fortunately, labor and management are the emperors of the Ming Dynasty, if this is released in North Korea, it will accidentally let Ya go abroad!
The more I think about it, the more beautiful Emperor Zhu is happy, in the future, labor and capital will be called a generation of saints, how awesome, what Tang Taizong's bed Taizu in the future, all of them will be leaned on by me, I am the real emperor of the ages!
I am definitely going to become the Holy Monarch of the First Emperor of the Ages, and now I am facing the question of how to face the empty treasury that can run away from rats and those "righteous gentlemen" who are more pitted than rats and who are digging the corners of the country!