Chapter 4 Professional costume beauty Li Xiaojun
If I could, I would love to go to the Tang Dynasty to see the era when fat was beautiful! Forget it, I can't stand that! Actually, the late Tang Dynasty was also good, right! How good it was at the end of the Tang Dynasty, there were constant disputes, and there were festival envoys everywhere, and the feudal towns were divided into forces! Maybe if you go and build a few tanks, you can pacify the country and live an emperor's addiction! There are more than three wives and four concubines, and there are three thousand beauties in the harem! In the whole world, any girl can make a holy decree and be included in the harem! Ha ha...
"Bang!" I don't know what I bumped into, but I felt my head hit and then I lost consciousness.
"You have to think about the era you went to before you can go back!" Outside the time and space gate, the old man finally made up for the words he hadn't finished just now, then stood in place and shook his head, sighing: "Hey, the little bird is gone, and now even the little flower is gone!" My old man is left alone! It's just that Lin Feng didn't hear the unfinished words at all!
When he woke up again, he didn't know what had happened, but Lin Feng was in a small room, and when he opened his eyes and looked around, he felt that there was just one word, broken! Lin Feng quickly sat up, his head still hurt, he got up and rubbed his dizzy and aching forehead, and looked around, a very simple house, except for the bed he slept on, there was a broken wood table, and there was an oil lamp on it, yes, it was an oil lamp, the same as in TV, I grass! What kind of place is this!
Lin Feng got up and hurriedly went out to the yard to take a look, and there was nothing around, like a house living on the edge of the village, except for the tall wheat, there was nothing left to look at the sky and the earth! You can also watch a few smoke rise. Lin Feng was blindsided at that time, where did I run last night? What I remember is that I wanted to take a taxi to find a nearby hotel to get together for the night, how did I come to this place? Isn't that like a farmhouse? There was nothing in the room, let alone the TV air conditioner, not even a single wire in sight! I'm staring at it in a daze.
"Ah, you're up?" A crisp female voice.
Lin Feng turned his head and looked, I grass. What kind of play is this? Wearing ancient costumes, living in a small thatched house, and experiencing life? It's not like that! But looking at all this, Lin Feng thought again, what about dreaming, this must be! Lin Feng thought about it again, I never go to that kind of entertainment place, besides, I've only heard of any uniforms, maids, students, etc., and I've never seen ancient costumes? And even the housing is so ancient. Lin Feng was completely blinded! What the hell did I do last night???
"I'm hungry, I've just cooked a meal, let's eat something first, you go to the house first, I'll serve you food!" The girl said again, and then turned and went out again. Lin Feng rubbed his eyes, then looked around again, he walked back to the house, his head was still very painful! After entering, he just lay on the bed, rubbing his head vigorously, what the hell is going on?
Within a few minutes, the girl came in with a bowl just now, Lin Feng took a look, I grass, the bowl is also in ancient costume? That kind of clay bowl is too real, isn't it? Then Lin Feng got up and sat down at the table. Take a bowl of porridge, take a spoon and start drinking! Then Lin Feng thought about it and asked the girl, "Is this a farmhouse?" Or is it a super five-star hotel? ”
"Huh? What the? The girl was directly stunned by Lin Feng's question!
"Yes... Forget it, it's okay, I don't have any professional discrimination, if you don't want to say it, forget it, I also understand the confidentiality rules of this industry! Just ask, when did I come here and how did I get here? Lin Feng asked vaguely as he drank the porridge.
"Huh? What are you talking about? What kind of occupational discrimination? I don't know how you got here, anyway, in the middle of the night, someone kept banging on our door, so I got up and opened the door, and then you rushed into my door and began to sleep on the ground, which scared me, thinking that a robber was coming, and then I smelled alcohol and knew that it was a drunk! The girl looked at Lin Feng with big eyes and said, and then muttered, "It took a long time to help you to the bed... ”。 It's too similar, isn't it? And ask me what is occupational discrimination? Ay.. It's so professional!
Lin Feng glanced at him while drinking porridge, anyway, it doesn't look big, he must not be an adult, how can I do such a thing? Lin Feng despised himself in his heart, he was still underage, how could you...
"Yes, it's delicious! After eating, I'm leaving, and I have to catch the noon plane today, how much is it? Lin Feng wiped his mouth after eating and said.
"What did you say? What kind of plane? What is an airplane? You don't need money, a bowl of porridge will be treated as a treat! Drink less wine in the future, especially at night, something will happen if you don't make a good scene, and it's not safe here in Chang'an recently, and the battle is about to go to Chang'an, hey! At first the girl was surprised, but then she was a little sad as she spoke!
"What's that? Fight? What do you say this is??? Lin Feng jumped up directly, his face stretched directly to five centimeters in front of her and asked with his eyes. The girl blushed immediately and replied, "You, what are you doing?" This is a small town on the edge of Chang'an, otherwise where would it be? With that, the girl leaned back, leaned back, got up and hid aside!
Lin Feng was still holding his posture there, as if he was petrified. But my mind is spinning fast, teasing me, it's too professional, but just now you said that you don't charge money? With such a professional service attitude and professionalism, and such a good performance, how can it be thousands of oceans in one night, right? How is it possible not to have money? It's not about blackmail, is it? No, I have to give money!
After thinking about it, Lin Feng took out his wallet, connected it to his body, and put together a bunch of money, which was less than three thousand, and then went over and handed it to the girl: "Oh, I'm sorry just now, you see, I didn't bring much cash now, and I don't know what happened last night, you see if this is enough, if it's not enough, you can find someone or go to the ATM with me to withdraw money, if it's more, you should take care of the tip that I didn't sleep on!" ”
"What is this? Who's the person pictured on this? How is it all the same? Why don't you draw a few more? The girl took a hundred-yuan bill, and asked Lin Feng with wide eyes flashing while looking at it.
"I'm dizzy, don't be so dedicated, now I'm leaving, the service is over! Big sister, I beg you to let me go! That's really all I have, not enough for us to go out and get it! Lin Feng basically expressed his meaning helplessly.
"Huh? Is this money? It's a picture! Also, it looks like I'm not as old as you, why do you call me eldest sister? The girl still looked up and asked Lin Feng with an innocent look. Lin Feng also looked at it with a little hairy in his heart. Doesn't that look like it's pretending? And this girl looked really young, and suddenly remembered something: "You said that the war is about to come here?" ”
The girl was looking at the paintings on those banknotes, and was asked by Lin Feng so suddenly, a little stunned: "Well, yes, I'm going to call over soon, now there are soldiers everywhere, my brother was only 14 years old and was arrested to be a soldier, my father in order to take care of me, every day in the mountains to hide and hunt, only after two or three days to the evening to send some food back, come back to lie down for a while and then go back to the mountains, now we all know ah, basically arrested to be a soldier, are there to go and no return... The girl choked up a little as she spoke, and her eyes were red.
I, Lin Feng, watched her finish speaking, and my heart sank, damn, it's over! Lin Feng couldn't see the girl crying the most! Lin Feng hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's going to pass soon, don't worry!" Maybe your brother is not only fine, but also has made meritorious contributions in it and grown into a real man! ”
After listening to what Lin Feng said, she raised her head and asked Lin Feng, "Is what you said true?" Lin Feng saw that he could stop her from crying, and nodded very hard: "En, what I said is true, it will be fine!" While talking about Lin Feng, I also thought that I could also be an actor, and with such a good performance, maybe I would be awarded an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.
But now isn't the time to act in a movie with her, what the hell is this playing? I'd better get out of here, I'm really going to get into the drama if I stay!
"Is there a taxi or a bus? How can I go back, I think this is a suburb, right? Lin Feng asked a little depressed.
"Huh? What car? What do you say? I find what you're saying weird. The girl looked sideways at Lin Feng and asked.
"I mean, how can I get out of here and go outside." Lin Feng was almost speechless!
"Oh, you mean you're on your way, where are you going?" The girl stopped what she was doing and asked Lin Feng.
"Uh... I'm going back to the university town, I'm going back to take my luggage, and I'm going to catch the noon flight home. Lin Feng found that it was really difficult to communicate! He felt the urge to die.
"What college town, what kind of plane? What do you say, it's the first time I've heard of this. The girl still said very innocently!
It's over, Lin Feng's heart sank! It's impossible, the technology of the 21st century has been very developed, and the problem of time and space tunnels has been studied, it is impossible to cross, and I have no reason to be able to cross it, I used to watch TV and movies, what kind of natural phenomena are there, or black holes and space-time tunnels, or there are ancient artifacts that trigger the crossing! But I'm just drinking too much and throwing up once, so I can't cross like this, right? But looking at this situation, it's really not pretending, right? What the hell is going on?
Later, I thought about it, fortunately, it's the end of the Tang Dynasty, not the era when fat women were considered beauties in the Tang Dynasty, otherwise Lin Feng really couldn't stand his eyes! Lin Feng can only comfort himself like this, but at least this little girl in front of her can be regarded as a superb little beauty in the 21st century!
A pair of crystal eyes, clear and clear. The willow eyebrows are curved, and the long eyelashes tremble slightly. The fair and flawless face revealed a faint red pink, and the thin red lips were delicate and dripping like rose petals. The delicate and small nose is simply that word, the nose is like a hanging gall! The slightly pointed and slightly upward-facing chin is simply the tip of the melon seed face, the essence of beauty, the output point of essence, and the beautiful "Cape of Good Hope"! The most important thing is the long fine black hair... Loosely draped behind the back, this cute touch, it really makes people feel pity! Especially Lin Feng's typical long-haired control!
Ay! Forget it, now is not the time to think about that! Lin Feng calmed down his thoughts and emotions first. Lying on the bed again, I closed my eyes and began to think.
I traveled back to ancient times from modern times, and it was an era of war, an era when I could be arrested as a soldier and sent to death at any time, and here, it doesn't matter if I have no money, no car, no house, no one, I don't even know anyone, the most important thing is that I don't know how I crossed over? Since I don't know how to get here, it can be said that the possibility of going back is basically zero. Since you can't go back, you have to at least find a way to survive here. Besides, he is now in ancient times, and he definitely can't live with a little girl, and if his father knows, he will have to kill himself alive when he comes back.
But I don't know anything, I don't know anything outside this house, I don't know how to survive. Now the first thing is to survive here, and then to make money and cultivate relationships, because only with money and relationships can you think about how to go back! Otherwise, if you don't have money, no people, and no power, you won't be able to go back.
Suddenly, Lin Feng figured it out, sat up at once, and startled the little girl. Lin Feng asked him directly, "When will your father come back?" I want to go hunting with his old man and feed himself, it is not easy for his old man to be alone, with the help of a young man like me, he will be much better! After saying that, he smiled at the girl.
"Well, usually my dad comes back once every three to four days, if nothing else, I'll come back tonight or tomorrow night, it turns out that you want to find my dad to learn to hunt, I said you don't have to run in the middle of the night, it's scary, and you're so drunk!" The little girl is still as innocent as ever.
"En, I'm not embarrassed, I'm timid, drink some wine to strengthen my courage, but I didn't expect the amount of alcohol to be small, so I got drunk, so let's do some hard work for you, I'll stay here and wait for your father to come back, do you think?" Lin Feng's face was not red, and his heart was not beating.
"Yes... Okay, but you don't know if you want to show up? You can only move in the courtyard for the time being.,In case you go out.,I'm afraid you'll be sued by the government and take you away as a soldier.,And.。。 And I'm a girl.,I'm also afraid of what others say.。。 As she spoke, the girl's voice became quieter and quieter, and her face became redder and redder.
Dizzy, is this the case with this ancient girl? For modern girls, let alone this situation. Even if you are eating, you are discussing where to open a room after eating, you are not embarrassed, you should go to bed and sleep, and nothing will be affected.
Then Lin Feng said to him: "Don't worry, I won't trouble you, when your father comes back, let him call the shots, and he won't refuse a young man like me to help him!" By the way, my name is Lin Feng, the forest of the woods, and the maple of the maple leaves. It's just 20 this year, what's your name? ”
The girl smiled at Lin Feng and said, "Your name is very good, it's all wood." My name is Li Xiaojun, I just turned seventeen this year, and my brother's name is Li Xiaofeng. It's just that my brother doesn't know when he'll be back... As he spoke, his voice lowered.
"Don't worry, your brother will definitely be fine, maybe because of these, your brother can get ahead!" Lin Feng smiled at him and said, in fact, Lin Feng has no bottom in his heart, who knows what kind of character her brother is... After speaking, he whispered "Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun... It's a good name, hehe, I like it. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Xiaojun's face turned red. Dizzy! I misunderstood it again, but I just looked at the name! Didn't say anything else! has been blushing like this, Lin Feng is embarrassed! Lin Feng was about to blush!