Chapter 41: Threesome, Five, Part II

The carriage moved forward, and the brass bells tinkled.

Looking at the copper bell hanging on the carriage, Xiang Qingniu wanted to cry a little without tears. He was now even more sure that this black-shirted young man was not a good person, and even if he was not a demon who came to the world in the Shura Dao, he was a heinous villain. After learning that he was a member of the Twilight Mountain Temple, he learned that he had savings of several thousand taels of silver in the Twilight Mountain Temple. The guy didn't believe he was penniless anyway, and after forcibly searching his body, he found that there was only a brass bell on him, and he actually plundered even this worthless thing.

He thought it was his luck to come across a carriage, but now he realized that it was the beginning of a nightmare.

"That's the guy I ate with."

He glanced at Fang Xie aggrievedly, trying to get back the copper bell hanging on the carriage.

"It's better to say that you cheated money."

Fang Xie glanced at him and said: "Do you think I don't know what it is for, generally in places where the news is relatively closed, in the poor countryside, you hold a cloth banner in one hand, shake this copper bell in the other, and shout a few words about knowing five hundred years before and five hundred years after five hundred years, right?" ”

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "I didn't say that I knew five hundred years before and five hundred years later...... I generally shout that I know a thousand years before and a thousand years after that. ”

"Admire!"

Fang Xie hugged his fists: "This bell is just your meal bill, and it will relieve boredom if you are swaying along the way." That's right...... You said you were going to the imperial capital too, what are you going to do? ”

"I'm going to the Martial Arts Academy."

"Huh? You also go to the martial arts academy. ”

Xiang Qingniu was stunned, looked at Fang Xie and asked, "You mean, you also went to the Martial Arts Academy?" Otherwise, why did you use a word that is also? ”

"I'm not!"

Fang Xie shook his head and said, "But I have a friend waiting for me outside Xiangcheng City in front of me to go to the imperial capital together." He is a candidate who took the exam of the Martial Arts Academy this year, and he is from a big family. Family means wealth, and being rich means eating and drinking along the way. ”

"That's great!"

Xiang Qingniu instantly forgot his previous worries and fears, and immediately opened his eyes and said to Fang Xie seriously: "Do you know what I do when I go to the imperial capital?" I forgive you for not being able to guess. ”

Fang Xie looked at him and said with a smile: "You haven't said that you are sure that I am a dead person?" Are you sure I'm from the Shura Path? If you're really sure, you shouldn't be so embarrassed in front of me...... Do you believe that I revealed my true identity and swallowed you in one gulp? ”

"Actually...... I don't know if there really are six realms. ”

Xiang Qingniu replied with a wry smile.

Fang Xie said slightly angrily: "Then you were so scared just now!" ”

Xiang Qingniu said: "This is the statement left by the Dao Ancestor, the Dao Ancestor Gong participated in the creation, such a high cultivation is so deep wisdom, I don't think it will talk nonsense, right?" Since Daozu said that there is, there must still be some truth. ”

Fang Xie snorted: "Dao Ancestors and Buddhas are just divine sticks...... What the hell are you doing in the imperial capital? ”

"I'm an invigilator!"

Xiang Qingniu puffed up his chest and said, "I am the invigilator of the enrollment of the Martial Arts Academy this time!" ”

"Oops"

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Xiang Qingniu was kicked on the butt by Fang Jie, he fell from the carriage with a whoop, his face fell to the ground, and his fat body smashed up a cloud of dust and smoke on the official road. The moment he landed, if he could play it back in slow motion, he would find the beautiful scenery of the fat on his face rippling like waves.

This fat man, who was second only to Xiao Zhenren in Qingle Mountain in Daomen, couldn't help but scold angrily, and then got up and twisted his fat-buttocks and pouted to catch up again. Look at his ridiculously fat, but he is really not slow to run. It didn't take long to catch up with the carriage and climb up from the back of the carriage.

He wanted to get into the carriage, but suddenly he thought that there was a woman as beautiful as a fairy in the carriage, and it was also a woman with a pair of snow-white thighs and a slender waist. As soon as he thought of this, he was frightened, and he jumped out of the car and ran to the front of the carriage, pouted his ass and squeezed Fang Xie aside and sat beside him.

As soon as he got into the car, the horse pulling the cart immediately screamed in pain.

"If you knew who you kicked in the ass, you'd regret it."

Fang Xie snorted coldly and said, "You are so cheap, I kicked you down and climbed up by myself." ”

Xiang Qingniu looked at Fang Xie and said seriously: "If people know that I am the invigilator of this year's Martial Arts Academy, can you imagine how many people will rush to carry me away in a sedan chair?" Can you imagine that there will be countless piles of money and jewels in front of me, and your carriage will not be able to fit it? Can you imagine that even if there are three or four rank officials in the imperial capital city, they will be respectful when they see me? I'm really giving you face by riding in your carriage...... Ah! You kicked me again! ”

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Fang Xie watched the fat body land for the second time, and couldn't help but despise it: "Although Lao Tzu is also cheated and deceived, Lao Tzu doesn't dare to brag about such a big." If you are the invigilator of the Acting Martial Arts Academy, Lao Tzu is Zhou Banchuan, the dean of the Acting Martial Arts Academy! ”

The fat man climbed into the carriage for the second time with great difficulty, patted the dust on his body and couldn't help but plead: "I'll just take a ride, can't you know some hospitality?" ”

"If you don't brag - you won't kick you."

"Alas...... Why don't you believe it? ”

Xiang Qingniu held his cheeks, and seemed to recall something, his expression was a little sad: "When I was in Jianghuai Dao, no one doubted that I was the reincarnation of Dao Ancestor. I don't know how many people have been deceived by such a big lie, but now to tell the truth, they are beaten up...... What the fuck is this? ”

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Xiangcheng east fifteen miles to send off the kiosk

Fang Xie looked at the middle-aged brocade-clothed man in front of him with a somewhat gloomy face and standing outside the pavilion with his hands in his hands, and couldn't help but feel a little unsure. This middle-aged man's body exudes a special aura of a superior person, although his appearance is not very majestic, but it does carry a sense of oppression.

The man didn't speak, but his gaze swept over everyone with a little coldness, which made people feel uncomfortable.

With a square face and a very neatly repaired beard, it looks like a person in his forties, except for a slight bulge in his lower abdomen, which is not easy, to maintain a good figure. Although he does not have the actual official position of the Great Sui now, he has the title of a county marquis.

Such a person will always be high above ordinary people.

So when Fang Xie saw the faint contempt in the eyes of this middle-aged man, he didn't have a little disgust. Fang Xie once said that dogs always look at people lowly. But his face still maintained a look of sincere respect, and then he bowed down and bowed to a junior.

"I've seen my seniors."

"Senpai?"

The middle-aged man was slightly stunned, then shook his head and said: "You are a friend of a little businessman, and you helped him a lot last night, and you are also the benefactor of my Cui family, if you don't dislike it, call me uncle." ”

Without waiting for Fang Xie to be polite, the middle-aged man continued: "I have already told me carefully about the events of last night, although you have done this rashly, you have no choice but after all. Although my Cui family is not a famous family in Xiangcheng, it is not something that anyone can bully if they want to. ”

"I want to go to the Martial Arts Academy to take the exam, and this matter must not be delayed. You are old acquaintances, and you are close friends, and you have a response on the road together, so I am a little less worried. ”

He waved his hand, and then several servants came over with a few tall horses.

The middle-aged man looked at the somewhat dilapidated carriage and frowned slightly: "Since you are participating in the examination of the Martial Arts Academy, it is naturally better to ride a horse." Otherwise, after arriving in the imperial capital, people will feel that you are too comfortable and lazy, which is not good. These horses will be given to you, and I will arrange a few more skilled subordinates to protect them along the way, and someone will arrange for them to eat and drink. ”

He glanced back at Cui Luoshang and said, "You have been loose since you were a child, and I didn't expect much from you." I was going to wait for you to calm down, and then I would hand over the family's land to you to take care of. But your aunt has sold so much face, and it took so much effort to help you get the place of candidates for the Martial Arts Academy, you can't live up to her loving care for you, and go to the imperial capital this time...... Do your best and don't let your aunt down. ”

Cui Luoshang hurriedly lowered his head and said, "The child knows." ”

Cui You, the head of the Cui family, snorted coldly and said: "Your aunt has now been promoted to a noble concubine, and everyone in the Li family and the Liu family knows about this matter, so no one makes trouble, the kid of the Li family and the scum of the Liu family are afraid that they haven't heard of it yet, otherwise how could they have such a vicious idiot thought?" You don't have to worry about things here in Xiangcheng, I want to see who can do what to my Cui family! ”

"Father, let you work hard, the child is not filial."

Cui Luoshang hung his head and said.

"Go, why do you have to be such a child? The martial arts academy wants all big husbands who stand up to the sky, not people who twist and pinch each other. ”

After saying this, Cui turned around and planned to leave. After walking out three or four steps, he suddenly turned to look at Fang Xie and asked, "Young man, what is your name?" ”

"Fang Jie, the word is clear."

Cui You nodded, looked at Fang Xie and said in a flat but serious tone: "My Cui family will remember this name." ”

After saying this, he was about to walk again, but Xiang Qingniu was not happy, jumped over and stopped Cui You, pointed to his nose and asked, "You asked the name of that kid, why didn't you ask me?" ”

Cui You was slightly dissatisfied, but didn't show anything: "May I ask who this Taoist Dharma name is?" ”

"There's no legal name, but that's okay...... I tell you, but don't be intimidated either. Ready to get started? Listen up...... I am the invigilator of this year's enrollment in the Performing Arts Academy, and His Majesty specially sent Qin to invite me to the imperial capital. ”

Hearing this, the corners of Cui You's mouth and eyebrows couldn't help twitching a few times. He took a deep breath, then beckoned the servant over and asked for silver, and picked the smallest piece and put it in Xiang Qingniu's hand: "Dao Chang buys tea to eat halfway, and I will leave it to you about the dog's examination of the martial arts academy." Farewell ......"

Xiang Qingniu looked at the silver in his hand and couldn't help but have a seizure.

Fang Xie jumped over and covered his mouth, and dragged the belt to the carriage.

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"This Cui Gongzi, do you know what I do when I go to the emperor?"

Xiang Qingniu sat in the carriage, looked at Cui Luoshang who was riding a horse and said, "If you know my identity, I guarantee that you will fall off the horse in fear." ”

Cui Luoshang glanced at Xiang Qingniu, and then at Fang Jie, who was still excited about the fun of horseback riding. Although Fang Xie was a Fan Gu scout, there were only four or five war horses in Fan Gu City, and no one was allowed to touch them except for the mission. He's always liked the feeling of riding on horseback, and he was a little happy to have a horse of his own.

"Do you have any money with you?"

Fang Xie asked Cui Luoshang.

Cui Luoshang nodded and said, "My father knows that I am used to being extravagant, so he naturally has a lot of money. But the money is on those servants, and I don't have much. ”

Fang explained: "Seal a big red envelope of one or two silver to this Dao Master, and he will ensure that you are admitted to the Martial Arts Academy." ”

Xiang Qingniu glared at Fang Jie, looked at Cui Luoshang and said politely: "There is no need for silver, since I am the invigilator of this year's Martial Arts Academy, I naturally have to abide by the laws and disciplines of the imperial court, and I definitely do not accept bribes." But seeing that you have a good face and strange bones, you will become a great weapon in the future, so in the future, you will take care of my wine and meat every day, and I will give you a hexagram for nothing? ”

"Okay"

Cui Luoshang nodded, and said in his heart that he was going to eat anyway, since peers are fate, it would be good to make one more friend.

Xiang Qingniu nodded with satisfaction, leaned on the carriage and closed his eyes to rest.

Fang Xie looked at the big dog, looked at Xiang Qingniu, looked at Cui Luoshang, and there was a Mu Xiaowaist in the carriage who must have slept with a pair of beautiful legs exposed at this time, the team is getting stronger and stronger, and it will not be lonely to go to the imperial capital. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, stretched my muscles and said loudly: "The ancients are ...... Threesome...... Five people can do it......"

Cui Luoshang was surprised: "Isn't it a threesome, there must be my teacher?" ”

Fang explained: "There must be my teacher in the three-person line, and there must be idiots in the five-person line." ”