Chapter 34: Come on, feed Yan Gongzi!
Du He chewed on these two lines of Li Chengqian's poem carefully, and found that Li Chengqian's poem sounded very powerful, but in fact, it was simply two sentences made up.
"Why don't I have any worries about cutting off the love thread, I have gray hair after two years of fighting, and my hair is gone, how can I have gray hair?" Duhe asked.
"Cut it off, maybe I cut it in half and keep it in half?" Li Chengqian said.
Du He is not easy to fool: "No concern means that the hair is gone, otherwise how can it be called no concern?" I'm the one who doesn't care now. ”
Li Chengqian first thought Du He was annoying, and then suddenly thought of something interesting.
"Little Dudu, do you want gray hair? I can give you the whole one. Li Chengqian said awkwardly.
Du He always felt that Li Chengqian was going to trap him again, so he hurriedly said: "Don't do it, I don't want gray hair." ”
"It's a shame......"
East Market, in front of the Prince Black Square store.
The people gathered here, centered on the people who had queued up in Du Mansion before, surrounded by a large circle of people, and the periphery was surrounded by onlookers, no way, everyone just likes to watch the excitement so much.
There is a long and large platform at the door, and what is placed on it is stinky tofu, the simplest stinky tofu, and it is even placed in the jar, without any cleaning up or cooking.
There is a large pot next to it, and in it is piping hot oil, which is used to fry stinky tofu.
The jars are all sealed, but there is still a strange smell in the field, I can't tell how smelly it is, but if there is nothing, people can't help frowning.
Li Chengqian's positioning of himself is to observe secretly, he is on the side, standing quietly, silent, and even others will not notice him, yes, this is the difference in the realm, he is now an innate master who has eaten the myelin cleansing pill, and he is almost an invincible existence.
Du He came to the bottom of the plaque, pulled the red rope, and the red cloth brush on the plaque fell, and everyone saw the four words of the prince on the plaque.
"Everyone should understand when you see these four words, this black square, that is, stinky tofu, was invented by His Royal Highness the Prince, and today, I bring you the first stinky tofu!" Du He said loudly.
Du He's new hairstyle makes everyone's eyes shine, it's really bright, this big bald head, it's so reflective, brother! The people queuing up in Du Mansion before were shocked, why didn't they see each other for an hour, and Du He became like this?
Wretched......
Of course, everyone is talking about stinky tofu, and they do smell a stench, this thing was invented by the prince? Will the prince still invent?
The families and ministers couldn't wait, they directly bought the whole jar of stinky tofu, and then left in a hurry, of course, there were some small officials waiting to eat.
They are well-informed and know about the stinky tofu appreciation conference held by Li Er, but they don't have the opportunity to participate, and it is also excellent to be able to eat this stinky tofu first-hand.
After the people who buy the uncooked stinky tofu are dismissed, the next step is to make fried stinky tofu, after all, the stinky tofu is still sold as a snack.
Duhe said to the cooks, "Let's start making it." ”
Four cooks came to the stinky tofu and prepared to open the jars.
Li Chengqian's eyes lit up, he was coming!
The four jars opened, and suddenly, Li Chengqian's negative mood value record began to swipe the screen to the limit, so fast that he could barely see it.
"Negative sentiment from Zhou Wu, +102"
"Negative sentiment from Zheng Wang, +108"
"From ......"
Many people ran away after smelling the smell, while others continued to stay here, just covering their mouths and noses.
They all have the same idea, that is, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince actually invented!
Is this an invention in particular? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince won't be in the water of his brain!
Petty officials gathered around and asked for the price.
"A penny a piece." Duho Road.
The price is very cheap, and these petty officials began to enter the store, and they all wanted to taste how powerful this prince was and why so many important ministers praised him, and even got His Majesty's name himself.
A person suddenly walked towards Du He with a pot of water, Du He didn't think much about it, thinking that it was to bring him water, he even reached out to take it, and as a result, the man poured the water directly on Du He's head.
The water on Du He's bald head is neither condensed into drops, nor into a state of flowing down, Du He's big bald head, too special!
Li Chengqian was also stunned, he was defenseless, otherwise, he would stop this troublemaker as soon as possible.
Today is a big day, Du He is not good at beating people in front of so many people, he endured his anger and said, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”
In an instant, several officials came to restrain this person.
Li Chengqian also came up, and he said, "What is your name and what are you doing?" ”
"My name is Yan Junxi, I see him unpleasantly and relieve the anger of the people, why does he sell on Dongshi Street?" Yan Junxi said.
His words received a strong response from the melon-eating masses.
"yes, why do you want to sell on the street?"
"Let's go back!"
Du He was about to go crazy immediately, only he bullied people, no one else bullied him!
Li Chengqian hurriedly stopped Du He.
"Yan Junxi, the stinky tofu we sell is a kind of food, not." Li Chengqian said.
"Don't explain, I don't believe it." Yan Junxi said.
Li Chengqian had no choice but to say: "Since you don't believe it, come here, feed this Yan Junxi Yan Gongzi to eat!" ”
Suddenly, several officials suppressed Yan Junxi, and the stinky tofu that the cook brought was put in front of Yan Junxi.
This is obviously a scene of violence, not only did everyone not say anything, but they really wanted to see it, this is the real surprise!
Li Chengqian said a few words to Xiao Ningzi on the side, and Xiao Ningzi immediately frowned, but he still went.
"Yan Gongzi, it's about to start!" Li Chengqian said.
"You are breaking the law, Tang Law will not let you go!" Yan Junxi shouted.
The corners of Li Chengqian's mouth rose: "Tang Lu is a fart!" Feed me! ”
Yan Junxi continued to shout: "Even if I die, I won't eat your things!" ”
Then he was forcibly opened by someone, and stinky tofu was stuffed into it instantly.
"Good!" Someone shouted.
This performance is too exciting! It's so nice to feed Yan Gongzi and eat!
Yan Junxi was originally very resistant, but after the stinky tofu entered his mouth, he accidentally chewed it, and then he was stunned.
He began to taste this stinky tofu, and the more he ate it, the more fragrant it became, and he couldn't extricate himself!
"It's delicious! Quick, feed me one more bite, I'm going to eat ten! Yan Junxi said.
The cooks looked at Li Chengqian, Li Chengqian nodded, and they began to continue feeding Yan Junxi.
The onlookers are not happy, what is this? The more Yan Junxi suffers, the happier they are, and the happier Yan Junxi is, the more unhappy they are, how can this stinky thing be delicious!
Xiao Ningzi came, and Li Chengqian smiled slightly when he saw what Xiao Ningzi brought.
"Yan Gongzi, there is still something here, do you still want to eat?" Li Chengqian asked.
"I want it, I want it!" Yan Junxi said.
"Xiao Ningzi, you feed him." Li Chengqian said.
"Negative sentiment from Xiao Ningzi, +154"
It's the first time to feed people and eat Xiao Ningzi, it's really disgusting!
That's right, what Li Chengqian asked him to find was shit, real shit.