Intoxicated and watching Ma Xiuying's figure gradually disappearing, she was very helpless; How is it that men in every era are the same, but women are different; In modern times, a group of men see beautiful women and let out that kind of weird smile, she is deaf, is it that she has evolved into an iron wall, not afraid of knives and guns.

Intoxicated in front of this group of men, he looked at the number of people and nodded, "Since you don't want to leave, then you are ready to meet a new challenge." ”

The crowd looked at Intoxicated with disdain, and no one answered; For them, it is normal to suffer hardships, even if they are injured and lose their lives, and they will be frightened by intoxicating words.

Intoxicated and looking at this group of reckless men, they didn't stand one by one, they didn't look serious, and they didn't know whether it was right or wrong to choose this group of people; But now there is no other choice but to move on. He knows that nothing can be rushed, and who is born to be an elite? This mission to rescue Guo Zixing must be successful, otherwise he will lose the capital to settle down and make a living, and he will not move forward.

Intoxicated, I believe that with more than a thousand years of knowledge and good physical fitness, I will be able to succeed; So he coughed dryly, and his face became serious and solemn: "Next, I announce that the Guo Mansion Special Forces have been established, codenamed Whistling; This moment is a sacred and solemn moment, and it means that from this moment on, you will have an extraordinary beginning; I hope you will remember this moment for the rest of your life and never forget it! ”

Intoxicated glanced at the group of men, there was no imaginary cheer and excitement, just staring at him indifferently, which was seriously wrong with the plot. He didn't have time to think about that, and continued: "Whistling is a sacred team, don't be a waste inside, you haven't removed the shame from your body, it's not really whistling yet. ”

There was finally a stir in the crowd, and there was a sense of resentment. Intoxicated with a sneer in his heart and continued: "Let's talk about the treatment of becoming a whistling, I believe it is what you care about." ”

Intoxicated told them about the decision to discuss with Ma Xiuying, and the group of men in black danced happily, full of ugliness. This kind of scene reminded him of the scene where the boss gave him a salary increase, and he couldn't help but feel deeply nostalgic for the company he worked for, and remembered the girl in the office next door, who he would never see her again, and I don't know if she would worry about him.

The group of men was happy enough, and it took a long time to calm down.

Intoxicated: "You know the benefits, now let me take a look at your skills." ”

Yu Meng pointed to the man on the left with his hand and said, "Let's start with you." When the words fell, I saw a big man with a height of eight feet and a tiger's waist coming out of the crowd; He was dressed in black, with a bow and arrows on his back, and a large sword at his waist; A black-purple face had an eye patch on it, and the remaining eye shone sharply from time to time. came to Tao Zui and hugged his fists and said: "My name is Zhu Yiqun, and I have seen Tao Gongzi." ”

Yu Meng said: "This person is a little honest and honest, he is a real person; He is powerful and continuous, and he is good at using a thirty-pound sword; During an escort mission last year, he was ambushed by an enemy and was shot blind in one eye; Then he practiced archery hard and was inspired to find the other party for revenge; Unexpectedly, he had one eye, and through his own efforts, he practiced archery in a hundred steps, and the arrow was not missing. ”

Intoxication came interest, this man was a humanoid tank in the enemy group, invincible. So he said, "How does it compare to you?" ”

Yu Meng's eyes were full of confidence and said: "Competing with him, you can only outwit, not fight; The victory or defeat is outside twenty moves, and I defeat him. ”

Intoxicated nodded and said, "Hearing is false, seeing is believing, or let him perform." ”

Zhu took off his bow and arrows and said, "Coach, what to shoot?" ”

This is intoxicated to hear the sound of birds, up to look up at the sky, see three birds flying overhead with wings spread and say: "Shooting dead things is not a skill, just shoot the birds in the sky." ”

Zhu Yiqun took the arrow and pulled the bow, facing the bird in the sky, but he didn't see aiming, his right hand was loosened, and the arrow feather left the string; He slashed his arrow fast, and this one was already wound as soon as the other came out. Only three swishing arrows were heard, and the bird fell with the feathered arrows.

The crowd cheered in unison and applauded loudly.

Intoxicated is a layman, can only watch some lively, see the magic of archery, think about the modern skeet competition, the difficulty of which can be imagined; secretly said in his heart: "Amazing, he is a thug and a sniper, killing two birds with one stone." He said excitedly: "Zhu Yiqun, it's good, you have passed the test." ”

Zhu Yiqun beckoned to him thinking of a good life, hugged his fists happily, and stood aside.

"Next." Intoxicated.

As the words fell, a short, mouse-eyed man jumped out; Seeing that he was in his twenties, with a peach-shaped face embedded with two glittering golden eyes; The small nose is collapsed and flattened, while the nostrils are large. There is a large, pointed mouth under the nose, which resembles a monkey.

Intoxicated looked at that appearance, and almost laughed out loud: "What do you call this big brother?" ”

The man hugged his fists and said: "Report to Master Tao, I am Yuan Hou, climbing the mountain like walking on the ground." ”

Intoxicated with the thought of a herd of pigs, an ape, the name is also a little strange; Finally, I couldn't hold back, and I laughed out loud; This person is strange-looking, and the name acquisition is also strange. He saw that Yuan Hou was a little squirming, and said with some embarrassment: "That big stone, can you climb it?" ”

Yuan Hou seems to have long been accustomed to the eyes of others, and he is not angry. He followed the direction of Zhang Xiaogang's finger and saw that not far away, there was a stone about ten zhang in size standing there, the surface as smooth as a bronze mirror. He nodded and said, "What's so hard about that?" After saying that, he took a few steps forward, put his limbs against the stone wall, and climbed up a few times like a gecko, and then climbed down like this.

Intoxicated and dumbfounded, so he climbed up; Look at this posture, is this the so-called gecko gong?

"You've passed, next," intoxicated waved his hand.

When the words fell, a black-faced man in his thirties jumped out. A bald horse face, with large thick eyes, a large, straight nose, and a beard around the big mouth that is connected to the jaw, reaching to the temples.

The man tilted his shiny head slightly, his eyes were a little blank, and he bowed down and hugged his fists and said: "Fly high below, fly high, fly high, fly high, the unique skill is to fly high." ”

Intoxicated and remembered this person, the one who wanted to come out, but was pulled by the man next to him.

Yu Meng saw that he looked at himself with a strange face, and said embarrassedly: "You also know that time is too rushed; Many of our hands are in Haozhou, and far water cannot quench the thirst of the near. Although Gao Fei is a little stupid, his kung fu is not bad. ”

A burst of cheers and shouts came from the crowd, interrupting Zhang Xiaogang's questioning. He looked up and saw a man in black kicking his legs lightly on the tree, his body floating, like a big bird, shuttling between the treetops, he grabbed a turtledove with his left hand, took out a bird's egg with his right hand, and danced excitedly: "Interesting and interesting." ”

Intoxicated and shook his head helplessly, now that there are not enough people, and the matter is so urgent, seeing that he has some ability, he will take it first. Thinking of this, he said: "Count you through, next." ”

A sturdy young man of seventeen or eighteen years old, tall and broad, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a straight nose and a square mouth, and a slightly dark and purple face; He took out a piece of paper with something drawn from his arms and handed it to Zhang Xiaogang and said: "Subordinate Du Heng, my skills are average, but I can draw pictures, not ordinary pictures, I don't know if it's a stunt; You said that if someone had a stunt, they followed. ”

Intoxicated took it and opened it to take a look, only then did he know what it meant to be extraordinary, and his eyes couldn't help but light up. It is a partial building plan of the Guo Mansion, with grass, trees, roads, and the number of houses.

Intoxicated pointed to the forty-five who went through the door to the main hall and asked, "What does this mean?"

Du Heng glanced at it and said, "That number is the distance, I walked with my footsteps, exactly forty-five steps." Zhang Xiaogang couldn't help but suddenly realize, and thought in his heart; It's really remarkable, this drawing is a piece of cake under the modern computer, but it is rare and valuable in ancient times. "This picture is confiscated, you have passed." Intoxicated rolled up the drawings and let go of the painting: "Next." ”

"The subordinates are profound, and their specialty is to imitate the sounds of people and animals."

Intoxicated and thought, what kind of specialty is this, it is so difficult that it is ventriloquism: "Okay, you learn to listen to it." ”

The man's throat moved up and down, and the sound began to learn the sound of a rooster, a dog, and then a dove cuckoo. The sound is elemental and near, high and low, vivid, as if you are in the scene. The animal has a single voice, a simple intonation, and is not very difficult to perform.

Intoxicated thought for a while and said, "Let's make a voice, I think it's just two people in the northeast." ”

Gao Shen lowered his head and pondered for a long time, and said: "What is this Northeast two-person turn, I have never heard of it?" ”

Intoxicated and secretly scolded himself for being dizzy, there were two turns at the end of the Yuan Dynasty. He patted his forehead and said, "I'm sorry to learn that you can." ”

Gao Shen smiled mysteriously and said, "Yes, Master Tao." ”

The sound of a heavy step going upstairs sounded from Gao Shen's mouth, and then there was a squeak from pushing the door, and it was a woman's voice: "Oh uncle, why don't you come to the slave family these days, the slave family thinks about it all night long; The voice is crisp and charming, and it is very seductive".

Intoxicated felt that the voice was familiar, as if it had been heard there; He glanced at everyone, one by one, happy or smiling, staring at Gao Shen's mouth in a demented daze; ……

The expressions of the people in the audience were colorful, some looked up at the sky, some looked down at their toes, and some looked left and right, and they all covered their ears tightly with their hands. Gao Fei was the only one who was looking at the intoxication in a demented state, and saliva was dripping down the corners of his mouth.

Intoxicated, he wondered who the male and female voices were in Gao Sheng's mouth, how could the voice sound so familiar, his heart suddenly tightened, the woman's voice was clearly the eldest lady's, and the man's voice was his own, and he shouted bad in his heart; This kid is also bolder, and he dares to imitate this kind of scene, and the voice is really like him. If this news reaches Ma Xiuying's ears, I don't know what will happen; He jumped up and covered Gao Shen's mouth and said, "You kid, don't die, what are you doing, let me do it?" ”

There was silence in the field, and the pin drop could be heard.

Intoxicated, I felt a pain in my head as if I was concentrating; Bad luck, lying down and getting shot.

Gao Sheng broke away from his intoxicated palm and said, "I haven't finished learning yet, so I pat my head with my mouth." ”

Intoxicated and angry, he said: "Have you played or not, sincerely pit me." As he spoke, he slapped Gao Sheng on the head.

Gao Sheng said with a hippie smile: "Master Tao, I forgot to tell you that I have practiced special skills." ”

When I heard this, the blood in my chest churned, and I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood; He waved his hand weakly and said hatefully, "Next." ”

"Tao Gongzi hasn't told me yet, my stunt is a stunt, is it considered to be here?" Gao Sheng was a little flustered, self-defeating, and seeing the monthly monthly stipend slipping away in front of him, it was not enough to make people laugh to death; He grabbed the intoxicated, pitiful way.

Intoxicated nodded, this is a treasure of art for thousands of years, what is it if it is not a stunt?

Gao Sheng smiled when he heard this, and walked to the side with a grin.

The man walked up to Intoxicated and hugged his fists and said, "Subordinate Liu Ren, the stunt is to release poison." ”

Intoxicated and secretly sighed, God was really good to him, sent him a group of wonders, heard Liu Ren's words, curiosity rose again, and said: "Poison, interesting, put on a show." ”

Liu Ren said: "Coach, you have been poisoned. ”

Intoxicated and sneered: "I'm poisoned, Brother Liu Ren, you won't think I am...."Before he finished speaking, he felt that his eyes were dark, and he fell to the ground without knowing what to do.

Gao Sheng walked over, patted Liu Ren's shoulder and cocked his thumb and said, "It's still you kid Niu, Tao Gongzi was put away by you silently; Do you want to push him to the lake next to him and wake him up? ”

Yu roared: "What are you doing, Tao Gongzi scolded us to provoke blood, this is also to hold a grudge, do you know how to do it?" ”

Gao Sheng said: "This little white face, full of nonsense, can't deceive me, how can you believe him." ”

Du Heng said: "I don't believe it either, what I said is right." ”

Yu Meng said: "It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, the important thing is that the master was robbed in our hands; Steward Jia and his gang said that we are a wreck, are you convinced? ”

Zhu Yiyi said: "Those species without birds will only talk nonsense, and it is also a soft egg to go into battle with real knives and guns." ”

"Miss is a person, you know, we must fully support the person she likes, not to mention that the treatment is so good, there must be his credit; Now the life of the world is as cheap as a dog, a man, what if you go crazy with him! Yu Meng said.

Goofy came out of nowhere and said, "Yes, yes, yes." ”

"Okay, Liu Ren, you go get some water and wake up the coach."

Yu Meng said, "Gao Sheng was a little too much just now, while going to reflect on it." ”

At this time, the sun is wrapped in thick clouds, blocking the sunlight.