Chapter 1: The Nightmare Begins
Zhao Huan pinched his thigh hard, hiss! It really hurts. This kind of stupid thing can't be done in the future.
Feeling the pain, he was convinced that he was not dreaming. He was indeed lying on a big couch, covered with a thick quilt and incense.
The light outside the bed curtain was brilliant, illuminating the whole palace in gold, and there was a eunuch like an old monk, who stayed by the stout pillar not far away, squinting his eyes, as if he was asleep.
There are also two rows of palace maids, standing quietly, holding incense in their hands, standing there motionless like zombies, making people shudder.
"The official family is awake? Feeling better? The minister is the imperial doctor. Although the old eunuch squinted, he didn't fall asleep, and when he saw Zhao Huan turn over, he immediately stepped forward and said.
The old eunuch thought of what happened to his official family, shook his head again and again, and asked cautiously: "The news of the official family's awakening, is it reported to the emperor, the king of Yun, and ...... King Kang? ”
He knew them all when they were separated, but when they were together, he didn't know who they were.
Who am I? Where am I? Who are these three people? Who is this old eunuch?
Zhao Huan's mind is full of question marks, all of which are the three questions of the ultimate philosophy of life, and no one can answer them.
He felt dizzy and his head swelled, and his throat burned with a tingling pain.
He tried to speak, but he couldn't speak.
Who are you?
[Zhao Ying: Eunuch, known to the province in the inner service, belongs to the official of the Qiandi, the first to be promoted, has the merit of the dragon, when Zhao Huan was young, he was assigned to you by Zhao Ji of Song Huizong as a companion, and he has been with him for 23 years. Loyalty to you: 100/100, Loyalty to Dynasty: 100/100.]
What is this? Zhao Huan looked at the subtitles in front of him and was a little surprised! Weird!
[The full name of this system: Titian Dharma Dao Jigong Quande Shenwen Shengwu Rui Zheming Xiaote Society Emperor System. 】
What's the long name? Is this a name given by a person?
Zhao Huan, as a college student with a science and engineering dog, studied computer technology and information management, and after graduating from liberal arts and sciences in high school, he has never been exposed to the knowledge of liberal arts.
The limited knowledge of history was also returned to the history teacher, and he really couldn't remember this kind of smelly and long nickname.
"Can you say your name again? I didn't remember that just now. ”
[The full name of this system: Titian Dharma Dao Jigong Quande Shenwen Shengwu Ruizhe Ming Xiao Emperor Special Society System. 】
"Ti Tian... Fa Dao ...... "Zhao Huan is still very confused, he has always felt that he has a good memory, but what words are these, he can't remember."
【……】
[Full name of this system: Titian... Forget it, the name doesn't matter, you just call me the Great Emperor system. 】
Zhao Huan praised him, how good it was earlier!
The name is so long, who remembers!
Zhao Huan carefully studied the string of subtitles on his eyes, which made him a little excited and a little scared.
Fear comes from the unknown, he is just an ordinary person.
But existence is reasonable, and this view is the routine template of the protagonist of the starting point, and the golden finger is also - the system.
Goldfinger? Sure enough, it is one of the benefits of the traverser, a dark cloud in Zhao Huan's heart dissipated in an instant, with the system in hand, what eunuch and emperor do you need to be afraid of?
With Goldfinger, people block and kill! God blocks and kills God!
What does the system do? Zhao Huan is sitting precariously, ready to study his golden finger! This is the only way to save your life!
In the future, he will go to the pinnacle of his life, become a super-famous emperor, and become an emperor through the ages, and his name will go down in history! Evergreen!
"What do they do?" He asked, expectantly.
[I'm very sorry, because it's a historical classification, not a fantasy classification, it doesn't support mounting module installation, attributes, bloodlines, internal strength, pets, mounts, malls, token malls, warehouses, libraries, search, omniscient and omnipotent and other functions all failed to load.] 】
[In short, your add-on mount failed.] 】
Zhao Huan's inner clouds rose again, and a bad feeling rose silently, is this super-long name system so unreliable?
"What's left......" he asked inwardly, trembling inwardly.
[The Character Profile Module, Loyalty Module, Achievement Module, Achievement Value Module, Estimated Destruction Time, etc. are loaded successfully, and the rest are all invalid.] The attributes of Zhao Ying you see are probably all the functions. 】
[Achievement points can be exchanged for some books here.] Here is a list of books. 】
[Estimated time of destruction: 220 days.] 】
All the features? Is that all? Big Song?
Zhao Huan was already clouded in his heart, and he felt that he had fainted again, and it would be more appropriate to travel back!
He opened the list of books, and there were no blueprints for aircraft, artillery, anti-materiel, and sniper rifles, which made him extremely regretful, but they were all novels and essays, at best, a few textbooks.
[Introduction to Mao's Theoretical System of Socialism with Characteristics, Exchange Points: 10 points.] 】
[Advanced mathematics, exchange points: 10 points.] 】
[Centennial Solitude 50th Anniversary Edition, exchange points: 0.00001 points. 】
[Youth Digest semi-monthly, exchange points: 0.00001 points.] 】
……
Tsk, there is actually "Postpartum Care of Sows"? Is the spring breeze of reform blowing all over the ground?
This actually costs 2 points?
But this book is a little interesting.,He also kind of understands why there is a special society in the long list of adjectives in the system.。
He also found that he had 5 achievement points.
Where did it come from?
Zhao Huan checked his profile again, and his heart was no longer bad, and he also knew what age he had reached and where he was!
In an extremely dangerous situation, on the verge of violent death at any moment, he finally knew who he had crossed over! 10,000 grass and mud horses roared past in my heart, don't take this kind of play!
His soul replaced the emperor with the same name and surname nine hundred years ago, and officially became Song Qinzong, the hero of Jingkang's shame.
He ascended the throne on January 18, 1126, and on February 6, 1127, he was deposed by the edict of Emperor Taizong of Jin, became a concubine, and lived a life of exile as a captive.
He reigned for a total of one year and three months, and a total of 26 prime ministers were dismissed, the largest number of prime ministers deposed in the history of China.
During her captivity, the queen committed suicide by throwing herself into the water.
In the bleak captive career, Zhao Huan and Emperor Yelu Yanxi of Liao abolished, playing polo to tease children to make a living.
And died in a sports career - polo.
It is not an exaggeration to call him the most humiliating emperor in the history of China.
Today is January 18, 1126, the twenty-fourth day of the lunar calendar. That is to say, he has just come to the Great Song Dynasty and has become the emperor who has just ascended the throne!
Song Qinzong's father, Song Huizong, was afraid that Jin Renchan would give up the throne. Gave him the throne.
The original Song Qinzong cried and fainted before the enthronement ceremony, and in the process of being in a coma, he ascended to the throne that others dreamed of!
I fainted from crying and died of crying, which gave me the opportunity to come over and replace my soul.
[Congratulations on your achievement: The Only Comatose Enthronement.] Earn 5 achievement points. 】
[The only one who ascended the throne in a coma: The only emperor in the history of China who ascended the throne in a coma. There is no one before and no one after us! 】
Song Huizong Chan gave the throne to Song Qinzong Zhao Huan, Zhao Huan was afraid of Jin Bing, and when he ascended the throne, he cried and fainted on the way to the throne.
My own burning throat... It's crying!
The shame of Jingkang is a major historical event that Zhao Huan, a science and engineering dog, knows.
The two emperors were captured alive!
In the entire history of China, has there ever been such an incredible feat? Jin Bing took the two emperors in one nest.
A large number of Zhao royal families and ministers were captured and forcibly taken to the Jin State, and the public and private savings in Bianjing City were looted. The harem concubines and princesses of Fuji were taken captive to Liaodong and enslaved as prostitutes.
[Reminder of historical events: In August 1125, Wanyan Zongwang was the right marshal of the East Road, and led the Jin soldiers from Pingzhou to conquer Yanshan Mansion, and the Song Yizhou defenders surrendered, and on January 2, 1126, the two sides fought in the Baihe Gorge and defeated the Song army. Two days later, the Song general Guo Yaoshi surrendered. A few days later, the Jin soldiers broke the Dingzhou reinforcements, and on January 14, they broke the military town - Zhending Mansion. 】
[Now that Yan Zongwang is waving his army south, he has now reached the north bank of the Yellow River, and is gathering the plundering rear army and crossing the river in a few days. The first battle of Kaifeng is about to begin! 】
A line of prompts from the system, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, made him stunned in place.
The reminder of the system is very long, which can be briefly summarized as follows: The Jin soldiers went south, and there was no enemy.
The defenders of the various states were quickly broken down, and some surrendered.
Look at this situation and take jujube pills.
It's not enough to have a pit son's father, is this the rhythm of direct annihilation?
From the Liaodong Peninsula all the way south, did it take only four months for the Jin people to come to Bianjing City on the bank of the Yellow River?
[Reminder of historical events: The shame of Jingkang is divided into two battles of Kaifeng. At this time, for the first battle of Kaifeng, the general of the Western Army of the Great Song Dynasty led 100,000 Western troops led by Shidao has rushed to the outside of Bianjing City, and the soldiers of the King of Qin are coming in an endless stream. 】
[The siege of the Jin soldiers is known as the first battle of Kaifeng, on August 24, 1126, when Wanyan Zonghan and Wanyan Zongwang led the army south again, when they besieged Bianjing again, they were ashamed of Jingkang. 】
[Estimated time for the subversion of the dynasty: 220 days.] 】
Can you not breathe without speaking!
Can't you finish it all at once?
Zhao Huan felt that his mood was like riding a roller coaster, one after another.
I used to think that I was ethane, but now I look at it, just eating jujube pills. But it doesn't seem like there's a big difference!
These 220 days may seem like a lot, but it's actually very little!
He has just ascended the throne, how much power can he have?
Above the court, how useful are your words?
Even if it works, he is not a wise P Club player, and he has never had the ability to talk and laugh and disappear.
This country is handed over to him, or the rhythm of the pill!
"The official family, someone privately informed Emperor Taishang, King Yun and King Kang of the official family's awakening." The old eunuch Zhao Ying said with an extremely dissatisfied face, the house leak happened to rain overnight, and these palace maids should be ruthless to clean it up!
A palace maid privately spread the news from the Yanfu Palace, but after he finished speaking, the official's face didn't seem to react.