Chapter 648: The Emperor Farts

Yang Huairen returned to the capital seven days later.

The matter of burying the Empress Dowager Gao, Yang Huairen knew that there was no need to make it too complicated, and let her sleep in a low-key manner was exactly what Zhao Xu was willing to see.

The officials of the Ministry of Rites and the palace attendants who accompanied them did not raise any objections, and everyone knew who had the final say in the end for the burial of the Empress Dowager Gao.

There are a lot of items buried with the funeral, most of them are the living items of the Empress Dowager Gao during her lifetime, including the clothes she wore during her lifetime, and a large amount of gold and silver treasures given by Zhao Xuqin, in this regard, Zhao Xu will not be stingy.

According to the rules, Empress Dowager Gao's tomb is next to Yingzong's mausoleum, which sounds a bit funny, although they are two people, but Yang Huairen is worried that after Empress Dowager Gao goes down, how to explain when she sees Yingzong, or, if there is no face to see Yingzong again, if there is such a possibility.

After Gonggong Ye's body was collected, he wrapped it in a cowhide and put it in a wooden box, which may lack due respect for a deceased, but Yang Huairen asked people to mix this wooden box into the funeral items of the Empress Dowager Gao, which can be regarded as a matter of concern for him, and he is very worthy of him.

Before leaving, Yang Huairen immediately looked back at the tall mound where the soil was still fresh, smiled brightly, and said in his heart, Old woman, you want to be a female emperor, go to the underworld to make trouble, 100,000 elite soldiers will burn it for you, I hope you and Gonggong Ye have the ability to kill Yama with 100,000 banners.

Of course, if Gonggong Ye keeps your promises, don't forget what you said, if you really compete in the Yama Palace and overturn the table of the Yama King Laozi, remember to look for my Yang Huairen's name in the book of life and death, and cross it out like a monkey, buddy still wants to live for another five hundred years.

To enter the city, you must first return to the palace to restore your life.

The dog days were really hot, and both the people and the thick green leaves were a little scorched by the intense sun.

Of course, these people must not include Zhao Xu, Zhao Xu already has a set of equipment for making popsicles, I heard that Zhao Ji sent it to the palace, and when he met Yang Huairen, there was no previous rules.

Zhao Xu looked like a young man with a high spirit, a month was useless, and almost all of the court talked to him, without a little harsh noise.

Yang Huairen seemed to kneel down and salute, but Zhao Xu actually lowered the steps and reached out to help him up.

Then he handed over a popsicle, Zhao Xu licked the sweet and sour coldness, and said with a smile, "Brother Zhiyi has seen the outside, now it is not above the court, Brother Zhiyi doesn't have to be so polite." ”

Zhao Xu called "Brother Zhiyi" like this, when he didn't have great power before, Yang Huairen listened to it, but now in such a situation, he still calls it so kindly, Yang Huairen doesn't know how to face it, and the back of his head is a little numb.

"Thank you for the holy reward."

Yang Huairen stood up, took the popsicle, stuffed it into his mouth and bit down a piece of ice, the ice was really comfortable, and it was chestnut flavored, it seemed that these cooks had mastered the trick of changing the taste of the popsicle.

How is Zhao Hao now? Yang Huairen was a little worried, maybe he shouldn't be in the mood to experience the pleasure of doing business and making money at this time.

Zhao Ji is different, don't look at this kid is not very old, but he is as good as a monkey, and he can do much more things than ordinary adults.

Zhao Xu was in power, and Zhao Ji happily sent a set of equipment for making popsicles to his brother into the palace, which seemed to be just a child's play, but in Zhao Xu's heart, there were good things and delicious food, and he always thought of him as an elder brother, which is the friendship between brothers.

Zhao Xu pulled Yang Huairen to sit beside him, and began to talk endlessly about the new changes in the court, and he had sent someone to formulate the new law.

The formulation of the new law was, of course, re-enactment on the basis of the two new laws implemented by his emperor's father, Xining and Yuanfeng.

The ones that were carried out well before will continue to be retained, and those that have not been carried out well and have been fiercely opposed by many people, Zhao Xu feels that they can be appropriately changed and implemented in a different way.

It sounded as if he was strategizing, but Yang Huairen knew that this was Zhao Xu's Shaosheng New Law, and the final result was still a failure.

In fact, it is still the fundamental problem, the change of the law is not bad, the Northern Song Dynasty has come to this day, there are many disadvantages in the government and politics, and if the law is not changed, it is a slow death.

But whether it is Shenzong Zhao Xu, or Zhao Xu in front of him, they are still living in the dreams of Taizu Taizong and Shenzong, the Great Song Dynasty is no longer the Great Song Dynasty of the past, and the influence of imperial power can only cover the upper class, and the lower level of the general public, they are already out of reach.

No matter how good the policy is, it will always touch the interests of many people, and in order to protect their own interests, the people below will naturally go against the law, and the policy will not be implemented, which is just some nice empty words.

When you are an emperor, you always don't eat the fireworks of the world. I don't know if it's because the popsicles are too delicious, or the new scene in the court, so Yang Huairen can't tell whether Zhao Xu is eating with relish or talking about it.

There is always a lot of saliva, and Zhao Xu's opening seemed to have said all the things that he didn't dare to say before, which made Yang Huairen a little embarrassed.

Dude this trip to do something for you, it's been ten days to go out, the two wives at home still have big bellies, and how is the college project in the back mountain, buddies are worried, you talk endlessly, and endlessly?

Believe it or not, buddy punches you to know that the pot is iron? Whether Zhao Xu believes it or not, Yang Huairen himself doesn't believe it anyway.

Yang Huairen had no choice but to listen to Zhao Xu's rambling for a long time with a smile, Zhao Xu said that his mouth was dry, and he ate five popsicles in a row, and they had different tastes.

Later, Zhao Xu held his stomach and felt a little uncomfortable, listening to the gurgling sound inside, and then there was a muffled sound of "boom" - Zhao Xu let out a loud fart, it seems that he can't leave the palace.

Yang Huairen was actually galloping *****in his heart at that moment, and he couldn't wait to praise "The saint is really born with divine power, and a fart is like thunder."

But now he has learned not to be surprised, and he looks like he doesn't know anything, and he picked up the teacup in front of him and took a sip of tea.

Zhao Xu stared at Yang Huairen for a moment, and then said, "Well, I see that it's not early, Brother Zhiyi has been tired all the way, why don't you go back to the house to rest first, let's talk another day." ”

Yang Huairen got up and retired with a very good look, still with a calm face, and said in his heart that your kid has been farting for a day, and his buddy's ears are calloused, and finally he has a big fart, is this a scourge of Lao Tzu's ears and then a scourge of the nose?

When he walked out of the palace gate and got into the carriage, he immediately urged the groom to hurry home, and there was a sound of laughing with his stomach in the carriage.