Chapter 146: Group Photo of the Door God (Third Update)
Portrait?
Li Su was stunned at first, but quickly reacted.
Well, it should be on the mother's birthday, they saw that the portrait of the mother was very similar, so they were also tempted, right?
Li Su couldn't help but ask Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong, "You are also here to ask me to paint a portrait?" ”
Wei Chigong smiled and said, "Yes, boy, you must paint a few more paintings today, at least ten paintings per person!" ”
I'll it!
Are you all so brazen?
In fact, for Li Su, it is nothing more than taking a photo, not to mention taking ten photos by one person, even if it is dozens or hundreds, it is not very difficult.
However, Li Su will not set this precedent.
Once it is easy for people to know about his portrait - taking pictures, it is estimated that more and more people will come to the door to ask for pictures in the future.
Li Su wouldn't do such a stupid thing.
So, Li Su made a very embarrassed look and said: "Uncles, you don't know, this painting takes a lot of effort, so many of you, even if each of you paints a pair for you, it is extremely reluctant. If you draw too much, it will be distorted. ”
Cheng Zhijie couldn't help but say to Li Su: "Then let's draw a pair by one person first, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and draw a pair for my old Cheng first." ”
After that, he directly pulled Li Su and walked out.
At this time, a pear tree in the courtyard is in full bloom.
The white pear blossoms of a tree are intoxicating, and the fragrance of the flowers is intoxicating.
On the flower branches, bees and butterflies dance, busy collecting honey.
The ground is white, white as snow, like a dream, people are reluctant to step on it.
I don't know this thing, but I don't care so much.
Strode under the pear tree, reached out and grabbed a pear blossom, posed as he thought he was handsome, and said to Li Su: "Boy, just draw like this-"
Click!
Cheng Zhijie is known as the Demon King of the Mixed World, and he has a lot of strength, and before he feels too hard, he broke off the pear blossom.
He also muttered in his mouth: "What kind of broken tree is this, why is it so unsturdy?" ”
I have a big groove, you broke other people's branches, and in turn you have to complain about whether other people's branches are not strong?
Can we still order a B face?
Cheng Zhijie directly threw the flower branch to the ground, and reached out to grab another branch.
Seeing this scene, Li Su couldn't help but be taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Lu Guogong is slow-"
Click!
Still a step slower.
Then Cheng Zhijie threw away the flower branch in his hand again, muttering that the branch was not strong, and reached out to find the flower branch again.
This product is on the flower branch today!
"Stop!"
Li Su finally couldn't bear it anymore and couldn't help yelling.
If this thing continues like this, it is estimated that this pear tree will have to be dragged bald.
"Just take it like this, don't hold the flower branches."
Seeing Li Su's anger, Cheng Zhijie stopped stupidly, and then posed among the flowers, shouting: "Come on, just draw like this!" ”
Li Su quietly picked up the pinhole camera, adjusted the angle, pressed the shutter, and then said, "Okay, I'll write it down, and I'll draw it in a while." Who's next? ”
As a result, without waiting for Wei Chi Gong and Qin Qiong to talk, Cheng Zhijie couldn't wait to drag Li Su into the house.
"Boy, draw mine first, let me see how you draw?"
I'm going, and there's no one to run into such a lazy thing.
In desperation, Li Su had no choice but to go into the study by himself, find rice paper, and print out Cheng Zhijie's photo first.
However, Li Su did not go out immediately, but waited for a long time before going out.
They must not be allowed to know the fact that he can finish a painting in no time.
As soon as Li Su pushed open the door and walked out, he saw Cheng Chuliang and other old goods, waiting anxiously outside the door.
Seeing the portrait in Li Su's hand, Cheng Zhijie couldn't wait to snatch it over.
After taking a few looks, Cheng Zhijie couldn't help but complain while digging his nostrils: "Your Highness, why did you draw my old Cheng so ugly?" No, no, this one doesn't count, you'll have to redraw one more for me. ”
Eh, Cheng Zhijie is a long man, with bull's eyes and leopard nose, a troubled beard, plus a bloody mouth and a pair of provocative ears.
This look is ugly enough, but he is still standing under the pear tree to shoot, and the whole style of painting is the style of flowers and beasts.
The beauties stand in the flowers and shoot, that is more delicate than the flowers, complementing each other.
And a rough man like Cheng Zhijie stood in the middle of the flower layer, the picture was so beautiful that it was impossible to see.
Therefore, hearing Cheng Zhijie's words, Li Su's nose was about to be crooked.
This is what I took from you, your own crooked melon and cracked dates, and your face complains about the ugliness painted by this king?
As a result, Wei Chigong understood the matter.
Wei Chi said disdainfully: "Cheng Da fool, what do you look like, don't you have a B number in your heart?" Come, Your Highness, don't pay attention to that fool, you can draw one for the old man too. ”
Wei Chigong is still smart and self-aware, and he didn't go under the pear tree at all.
Instead, he put on a suit of armor, held a weapon, and posed in a majestic pose.
It's a really amazing look!
Li Su adjusted the angle in time to shoot this shot.
Then, Wei Chigong couldn't wait to pull Li Su and asked him to quickly draw his portrait first.
Huo, these old guys, they don't have a good thing.
Li Su had no choice but to come to the study and rubbed for a long time before printing out the portrait of Wei Chigong.
After coming out, after Wei Chigong snatched the portrait, he was extremely satisfied with the portrait.
After Cheng Zhijie saw it, he shouted: "Hey, boy, you are eccentric!" You painted Yu Chi Lao Mo so beautifully, and painted me so ugly, what do you mean? ”
Li Su pouted, and the others didn't bother to take care of him.
Next, Li Su took pictures of others one after another.
And these people have also learned to be smart, no one learned Cheng Zhijie to run under the pear tree to take pictures, but each wore armor and posed.
These fierce generals of the early Tang Dynasty, one by one, have experienced a hundred battles, although it is just a simple shape, but also their bravery is vividly expressed.
When they were printed, they were all heroic and extraordinary, and these people were extremely satisfied.
After filming separately, Li Su suddenly remembered something, and couldn't help but say to Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong: "Two uncles, why don't you take a group photo together?" ”
Group photo?
Hey?
That's a good idea!
So, Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong posed left and right, posing together.
Click!
Li Su took this photo directly and went to print it happily.
After printing it out, Li Su was even more satisfied.
This is the living god of the two gates!
These two door gods, compared with the portraits of the door gods posted by later generations, I don't know how many times more fierce and expressive.
Li Su decided that he must keep this statue of the door god and leave it to future generations.
And Cheng Zhijie was not happy with this product, and shouted that Li Su had to redraw a pair for him.