After Li Su's guidance, the gramophone made some improvements, began mass production, and then began to sell.

Cheng Chuliang was one of the first people to know about gramophones.

Before the phonograph was put on the market, he bought a phonograph at an internal price.

The market price of this gramophone is 10,000 yuan.

And the internal price, you can get a 20% discount, only 8,000 dollars is enough.

After buying the gramophone, Cheng Chuliang took a vacation directly, took the gramophone and stepped on the train to Chang'an City, ready to show off to his Lao Tzu.

Now the relationship between the king of Shu and the imperial court is quite delicate.

In the past year, Cheng Yanjin and other veterans have not dared to make up for Yizhou New Town anymore.

Cheng Chuliang was going to use a gramophone to give him a big surprise.

In the afternoon of the same day, Cheng Chuliang returned to Cheng's house.

Then, Cheng Chuliang found his old son Cheng biting gold.

Putting the gramophone in front of him, he smiled and said, "Dad, I bought it to honor you!" ”

Seeing this thing he had never seen before, Cheng bit the golden bull's eyes and glared, and then asked, "Little thief, what is this?" How much did you buy it? ”

Cheng Chuliang smiled and said: "Dad, this is called a gramophone, I bought it for 8,000 yuan, and I specially honor your old man!" What do you think? Your son is filial to you, right? ”

Hearing Cheng Chuliang's words, Cheng was about to be blown up by the golden lungs.

Stretching out his fingers the thickness of a carrot, he pointed to Cheng Shiliang and scolded: "Little rabbit! Why did you say that Lao Tzu gave birth to such a loser thing as you? ”

"Eight thousand dollars, just buy such a thing? What's the matter, there is a mine at home? It's just that your father's temper has been good in the past two years, if you put it aside for the first two years, Lao Tzu won't be able to kill your loser! ”

"Eight thousand dollars for such a thing? It's really a bastard thing that is not worth buying and selling! Hurry up and retreat to Lao Tzu! If you can't get the money back, see if Lao Tzu doesn't break your legs! ”

Long before Cheng Biting Jin was about to scold, Cheng Chuliang had already quietly taken down a button on the gramophone.

When Cheng bit Jin and scolded, Cheng Chuliang was straight and happy, and he didn't refute it.

However, he didn't think much of what Lao Tzu scolded him.

This old thing dares to say that he has a good temper in the past two years!

How can this old thing break his temper, when will it get better?

Why don't you hit people now, don't you have that number in your heart?

It's not because of his age, his physical strength is not as good as before, and now he can't beat it at all, I'm afraid this old thing has already started, right?

Cheng Chuliang can see it thoroughly!

When Cheng Yanjin finally finished scolding, Cheng Chuliang smiled, handed Cheng Yanjin a cup of tea, and then said, "Dad, you drink saliva to dissipate your anger." ”

Cheng Biting Jin was really thirsty.

took the teacup from Cheng Chuliang's hand, and poured a bowl of tea into a bowl of tea in a few gulps, even the tea with tea leaves.

Then he handed over the teacup and shouted: "Pour it full for Lao Tzu again!" ”

Cheng Chuliang poured tea for Cheng Yanjin with a hippie smile, and then pressed the two buttons in the gramophone when Cheng Yanjin was drinking water.

"Little bunny! Why did you say that Lao Tzu gave birth to such a loser thing as you? ”

"Eight thousand dollars, just buy such a thing? What's the matter, there is a mine at home? It's just that your father's temper has been good in the past two years, if you put it aside for the first two years, Lao Tzu won't be able to kill your loser! ”

"Eight thousand dollars for such a thing? It's really a bastard thing that is not worth buying and selling! Hurry up and retreat to Lao Tzu! If you can't get the money back, see if Lao Tzu doesn't break your legs! ”

Burst!

Hearing the sound coming from the gramophone, Cheng Biting Jin stared at him with a pair of bull's eyes.

The sip of hot tea that had just been drunk in his mouth was suddenly sprayed on Cheng Chuliang's face.

"This, who's talking here?"

"How is this exactly the same as Lao Tzu's voice? Even the same swearing? ”

Cheng Chuliang raised his sleeves and wiped the tea off his face.

Then he smiled and said, "Dad, didn't I tell you?" This thing is called a gramophone. As long as you press the record button when you speak, everything you say can be recorded. ”

"After recording, press the play button again, and what you just said will be played!"

"This gramophone is not on the market yet, I bought it at an internal price! If you wait until it goes public, it will be sold for at least 10,000 yuan! ”

"I bought it at the internal price of 8,000 yuan, this price, it's not expensive, right?"

Cheng Yanjin hurriedly said: "It's not expensive, it's not expensive, this is a baby!" Hey, fun, fun! ”

"By the way, can you delete the recorded voice?"

Cheng nodded and said, "Yes, of course you can!" ”

Cheng Yanjin hurriedly said: "Hurry up and delete the words that Lao Tzu just cursed!" It's simply detrimental to Lao Tzu's image of wisdom and martial arts! ”

Cheng Chuliang smiled, the heart is the old thing, do you still have an image?

is still wise and martial, thanks to your embarrassment, don't you want a B face at all?

Of course, I dare to think about this in my heart.

If you dare to say it, the old thing can carry his axe and cut people.

Cheng Chuliang tinkered a few times, and deleted all the words that Cheng Biting Jin had just cursed.

After Cheng Chuliang finished deleting it, Cheng Yanjin couldn't help but ask Cheng Chuliang: "Little thief, hurry up and teach Lao Tzu, how is this thing used?" ”

Cheng Chuliang pouted and said, "Dad, this thing is called a gramophone, not this thing." Look at it, I'll teach you how to do it. ”

Cheng Chuliang didn't teach for a while, and Cheng Yanjin learned how to use the gramophone.

In fact, it is very simple to use, and only a few simple operations are enough.

After learning it, Cheng Yanjin smiled, and then walked out of the house with the gramophone, and he didn't know what to do.

However, looking at the sinister smile on his face, Cheng Chuliang believes that this old thing must not have any good intentions, and he may be holding back something bad!

After Cheng Yanjin went out, he went to find Yu Chigong to drink.

These veterans are all friends who fought for life and death on the battlefield, and their feelings are very deep.

When they're fine, they often drink together.

Today you invite me, tomorrow I invite you, it's really normal.

Therefore, today Cheng Yanjin had a treat, Wei Chigong did not hesitate for a minute, and soon followed Cheng Yanjin to the first floor of the world.

The first floor of the world is the property of the Chinese Commercial Bank.

These veterans all have black cards on the first floor of the world.

Come here to eat, all at half price.

Even the shopkeeper on the first floor of the world has been instructed by Li Su.

These veterans come to eat, and the price is much cheaper than others, and a five-percent discount on this basis will not cost much in a year.

And these veterans, in fact, are not short of money at all.

And the taste of the first floor of the world, over the years, has always been the best in Chang'an City.

Therefore, when they drink, they basically come to the first floor of the world.

This time, the two of them asked for six dishes in the private room, and the two of them pushed the cups and changed the cups and drank them.

When he drank the wine and was hot, Cheng Yanjin said to Wei Chigong with a smile: "Big black face, after drinking, do you want to go to the first courtyard in the world to go shopping?" ”

Wei Chigong squinted his eyes and glanced at Cheng Biting Jin, and said disdainfully: "Cheng is a fool, don't brag!" I'll ask you, do you dare to go? If you dare to go, I will dare to go! ”

Cheng bit Jin and patted his chest and said disdainfully: "Do you think that my old Cheng is as afraid of his wife as you are?" Lao Tzu can go if he wants, and you don't dare to go with a big black face, right? ”

After speaking, Cheng Yanjin quietly pressed the button of the gramophone with a treacherous face.

Then I heard Wei Chigong say angrily: "Cheng Da fool, don't provoke me!" Today, I still have to be the first floor in the world! It's done! Whoever doesn't go here is a grandson! ”

After Wei Chigong finished speaking, Cheng Yanjin hurriedly pressed a button, and then said with a smile: "Go and go, do you think I'm afraid of you?" Whoever doesn't go today is a grandson! ”

After speaking, Cheng Yanjin pressed the button again.

And Wei Chigong was excited, and said loudly at the moment: "Let's go, go to the first floor of the world, Cheng Da fool, say okay, whoever doesn't go today is the grandson!" ”

Cheng Yanjin smiled and pressed the button.

Perfect!

Now the big black face is dead!

At the moment, these two goods, you dragged me, I dragged you, hooked shoulders to the first floor of the world.

As a result, after coming to the first floor of the world, these two goods bought a ticket and listened to a performance, but they didn't do anything in their own aisles.

No one mentioned what they were going to do on the first floor of the world.

These two cowards are simply more cowardly than the other.

Of course, their wife is also a great race.

Old and strong, old ginger is spicier.

After coming out of the first floor of the world, Cheng Yanjin held the gramophone, and there was a wicked smile on his face that the treacherous plan had succeeded.

Cheng Yanjin knew too well that Wei Chigong would sleep with his head covered when he went home after drinking the wine.

Then, after Yu Chi Gong, Cheng Yanjin quietly came to Yu Chi Mansion.

The concierge of Wei Chi's Mansion saw that it was Cheng Biting Jin, and hurriedly saluted and said, "General Cheng, my grandfather has just come back, are you please?" ”

Cheng Yanjin smiled, waved his hand and said, "No need, I won't go in." By the way, you give this thing to your wife. ”

With that, Cheng Yanjin handed the gramophone to the porter.

Then seeing that the porter's eyes were a little weird, Cheng Yanjin suddenly realized that there was something wrong with what he said.

What is the reason for holding things by yourself and not giving them to their grandfather, but giving them to their wife?

Thinking of this, Cheng Yanjin hurriedly said: "This thing was not sent by my old Cheng, it was sent by Yu Chi Baoqi's kid, and the old man just sent it over on his behalf." ”

"By the way, after handing over the things to Mrs. Wei Chi, you must press this button in front of her. Yu Chi Baoqi, which kid told me a thousand times, don't forget it! ”

Although I felt that General Cheng was very weird today, the porter didn't think much about it.

Since it was sent by the second son, it was sent in according to General Cheng's instructions.

After Cheng Yanjin left, the porter held the gramophone and walked towards the house.

Cheng Yanjin, who hasn't gone far, has actually been secretly watching here.

Seeing the porter walking in, the old man suddenly let out a wicked laugh.

Besides, on the side of Wei Chi's Mansion, the porter quickly found a maid beside his wife.

Then he handed her the gramophone, and explained it very clearly.

This thing was sent by the second son, and it was given to his wife, so he must be handed over to his wife.

And in front of the lady, press this button.

After listening to this, the maid took the gramophone from the porter and walked towards the inner house.

It just so happened that at this time, Cheng Yanjin's wife was visiting the door here.

The two ladies were drinking tea and talking.

At this time, the maid came over and said to Mrs. Wei Chi: "Madam, this is the second son's filial piety to Mrs. ”

Mrs. Wei Chi curiously took the gramophone from the maid's hand, and looked at it for a long time without realizing what it was.

Mrs. Wei Chi couldn't help asking, "What is this?" What is it for? ”

The maid replied, "Mrs. Hui, I heard that this is called a gramophone, and the slave doesn't know what it's for." ”

"By the way, the second son also said that after handing it over to Mrs., you have to press this button in front of Mrs.!"

With that, the maid pressed a button.

After pressing it, it was not long before the gramophone began to speak.

It scared the two ladies and the maids in the room.

Oh my!

What is this?

How can you still talk?

When everyone reacted and heard what was said on the gramophone, their faces became even more strange.

This voice doesn't look like the voice of the second son!

It's like the voice of an old man!

"Cheng Da fool, don't provoke me! Today, I still have to be the first floor in the world! It's done! Whoever doesn't go here is a grandson! ”

"Let's go, go to the first floor of the world, Cheng Da fool, say okay, whoever doesn't go today is the grandson!"

And after hearing this, Mrs. Wei Chi's face turned green.

"This old thing, half buried in the loess, is still running to that kind of dirty place! Is this your old thing floating? Or is the status of the old lady not high? ”

"Humph! If the old lady doesn't use the family law today, do you think that if the old lady doesn't exert her power, she will become a sick cat? ”

At this time, Mrs. Wei Chi raised her eyebrows, got up and walked out.

However, he was stopped by Mrs. Cheng.

"Sister-in-law, slow down!"

Mrs. Wei Chi said angrily: "Brother and sister, don't stop me, I have to teach that old thing a lesson today!" ”

Mrs. Cheng couldn't help but say, "Sister-in-law, there's no hurry to teach the lesson. But why do I think this thing doesn't look like it was given by any of the Bockie's children? ”

Mrs. Wei Chi was confused just now.

Now that I hear Mrs. Cheng's words, I don't feel right.

Yu Chi Baoqi, how could you put one in it, which recorded the indiscriminate words of your father?

This kid isn't that kind of person at all!

Mrs. Cheng couldn't help but say: "Why did I hear that Cheng Da fool was mentioned here, isn't this my family's mouth?" Is there anything else about him? ”

"Sister-in-law, I think you should ask first who gave this thing!"

Mrs. Wei Chi nodded, and couldn't help but ask the girl beside her, "Chunlan, let me ask you, who gave you this thing?" ”

Chunlan hurriedly said: "Madam, this is given to me by the concierge, and he said that this is the second son's filial piety to Mrs. He also said that he would press the button in front of his wife. ”

Mrs. Wei Chi couldn't help but say, "You go, call the porter here for me!" ”

"Yes, ma'am."

Not long after, the porter Lao Huang was called over.

Mrs. Wei Chi couldn't help asking, "Lao Huang, who sent this gramophone?" ”

Lao Huang was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Madam, is this the second son's filial piety to you?" ”

Mrs. Wei Chi couldn't help asking: "What I'm asking is, who handed over this gramophone to you!" ”

Hearing this, Lao Huang hurriedly said: "Oh, it was given to me by General Cheng, and it was said that the second son asked him to hand it over." ”

Mrs. Wei Chi and Mrs. Cheng, the two glanced at each other, and couldn't help but nod at the same time.

Mrs. Cheng got up and said, "Sister-in-law, farewell, after I go back, I must clean up this old thing!" actually dared to go to the first floor of the world, but he was against him! ”

Mrs. Wei Chi took Mrs. Cheng's hand and said, "Brother and sister, don't be too angry!" But this man, he really can't clean it up! Three days without hitting the house and revealing the tiles! My old thing, I have to clean him up today! ”

Mrs. Cheng nodded, turned around and was about to leave.

As a result, he was stopped by Mrs. Wei Chi, pointed to the gramophone and said to Mrs. Cheng: "Brother and sister, this thing belongs to your family, you can take it back!" ”

Where does Mrs. Cheng still have the face to walk away with a gramophone!

At that moment, he picked up the gramophone and threw it to the ground, and immediately shattered.

Wei Chi Mansion, Yu Chi Gong slept well, and was suddenly splashed on his body by a bucket of water.

Yu Chigong suddenly jumped out of bed in a hurry.

"Who is the special splash of Lao Tzu? It's boring, isn't it? ”

Wei Chigong immediately scolded, but when he looked up, he realized that it was none other than his wife.

Wei Chigong's anger was extinguished at once.

Then he said, "Ahh Madam, why are you so angry? What the hell is going on? ”

Hearing Wei Chigong's words, Mrs. Wei Chi suddenly became angry.

went up and twisted Wei Chigong's ears, and said fiercely: "Old thing, are you really good at it?" How dare you go to a dirty place like the first courtyard in the world? ”

"Did you have a good time? Why are you still home? You just go directly to the first courtyard of the world, where to die, don't come back! ”

Hearing his wife's words, Wei Chigong was frightened.

It's over, how did Mrs. know about this matter?

The point is, does Madame really know, or is she lying to me?

So, Wei Chigong trembled and said, "Madame is wronged! How could I go to that kind of place? Absolutely nothing, who are you listening to? ”

Hearing Wei Chigong's words, Mrs. Wei Chi became even more angry.

With the force of his hand, he directly rotated 360 degrees.

"Shhh Hurt! Hurt! Madame, tap, tap! ”

Mrs. Wei Chi said fiercely: "Hmph, Cheng Yanjin has recorded what you said, and he has sent the gramophone to our house!" Even a few girls know about this, do you dare to deny it? ”

As soon as he heard this, Wei Chigong also became angry.

"Okay, this big fool Cheng dares to yin me! No wonder he called me to drink today, and provoked me, saying that I didn't dare to go to the first floor of the world! I hold back the bad in my heart! ”

Mrs. Wei Chi said angrily: "Oh, if he provokes you, you will go?" Didn't you want to go in the first place? If you don't want to go, you won't go, even if you are provoked again! ”

After saying that, he twisted it hard again.

"Shhh Madame, tap, tap! It's true that we went to the first floor of the world today, but we listened to a play and didn't do anything! ”

"Really, ma'am, we really didn't do anything! If you don't believe it, you ask Cheng Da fool! ”

"Whew! You and Cheng Da are fools, there is no good thing! He himself has done bad things, and asks him, can he tell the truth? ”

As a result, Mrs. Wei Chi was screwed again, and the ears of Wei Chigong were about to fall off, and she begged for mercy for a while.

In the end, Wei Chi Gong swore a curse, so that Mrs. Wei Chi reluctantly believed him.

"Ahh Ahh Sneeze ......"

Then, Wei Chigong trembled, tears and snot came down together, and his frozen face changed color.

It's February, and it's still cold.

I was just splashed with cold water by my wife, and I was busy distinguishing it just now, but I didn't feel it yet.

Now, it's really frozen into a dog.

Mrs. Wei Chi was amused and distressed, so she hurriedly found his clothes, dried him, and changed into dry clothes.

Then he changed the futon again and let him lie down.

touched Wei Chigong's forehead, and sure enough, he had a fever.

Mrs. Wei Chi hurriedly sent someone to ask for an imperial doctor, no problem.

……

Let's say that Mrs. Cheng returned to the mansion in a menacing manner, and then saw Cheng Yanjin sitting on a rattan chair, drinking tea and crossing Erlang's legs, humming and singing.

That refreshing energy, don't mention it.

Mrs. Cheng suddenly got angry, and went up with a stick.

"Ouch, ma'am, what are you doing here? Why are you beating people? ”

"Humph! It's you! Something that has no interest, and still runs to the kind of stolen place in the first courtyard of the world? There are so many maids at home, isn't it enough for you to eat? Do you have to go to that kind of place? Shoot you, shoot you! ”

Mrs. Cheng said as she picked up the stick and beat it all the time.

Cheng Yanjin ran around the house with his head in his hands, and said loudly: "Madam, wronged, really wronged!" Nothing! ”

"Don't you know what a husband is? How could a husband go to such a place? ”

Hearing Cheng Biting Jin's words, Mrs. Cheng was even more angry!

"Okay, dare to lie! You shameless old thing, you sent all the gramophones to the Weichi Mansion, and now you're pretending to be a serious person, aren't you? ”

Hearing this, Cheng Yanjin suddenly understood that something bad was wrong.

Co-authored his wife was in the Weichi Mansion at the time!

Now, it's really over.

"Madam, listen to me, things are not what you think!"

"You, you- woo, you're me off! Whining! Cheng Biting Jin, you say with your conscience, am I the kind of person who is jealous? ”

"Woohoo! A few days ago, I also said that I would give you a concubine, but you don't want it yourself! If you want to, just take another concubine, don't run to that kind of place, okay? Whining! ”

Seeing his wife crying bitterly, Cheng Yanjin felt quite uncomfortable.

couldn't help but hug Madame, and then said, "Madam, are you okay to listen to me?" Today it was Liang'er who gave me a gramophone, and I was thinking about the whole black face. ”

Then I deliberately provoked him and lied to him about those words, which I secretly recorded. The two of us went to the first courtyard of the world, but we didn't do anything! ”

"I really didn't do anything, I just wanted to have a big black face, if you don't believe me, I swear-"