Chapter Eighty-Six: The Red Doudou Incident (Part II)
The red silk tied to his big knife has become someone's pocket in the blink of an eye! Ermao is going to die and will not admit it!
If this matter is really confirmed, the wisdom of my grandson Chenghu I will be in vain in a blink of an eye! Oops, yes, it's faceless, it's really faceless! I want to come to my daughter-in-law before I get married! If this matter is spread to the future mother-in-law's mother's house, then that girl dares to live with our Sun Chenghu?
Sun Chenghu didn't show anything on his face, his mind had already turned seven or eight circles: I can't admit this thing, I can't admit it even if I am killed! But it backfired, I'm really afraid of something!
"Let me shout at it, and say I'm shameless, you big man, why don't you say you're shameless?" Man Shan Hong was so angry that he jumped directly in front of Ermaoyan's door, and almost went to pull his ears and pointed at his nose and scolded!
"Look at it, open your dog's eyes and see! ... Isn't there a red letter here! I embroidered it myself, can I recognize it? Can I not recognize the embroidery myself? "The mountains are full of red anger and ruin.
Oops, this girl is also a brainless second goods, stunned! How can we say such a thing in front of so many people?
Either you pretend that nothing happens, or you find Ermao to solve it in private, you are shouting all over the world, this is good! I'm afraid that others don't know, or what?
"Oh, I've been wondering, it's obviously a piece of red cloth, why is there a red letter on it, isn't this thinking, the cloth seller is afraid that others won't know that it's red, and it's specially embroidered... Who knew it was going to be like this... I thought I was blind to others! ”
A red character pierced Ermao's eyes, although he didn't know a lot, but the red character was recognized.
"Whoever is blind, who is blind!" The mountain is full of red anger and doesn't care about anything, kicking Ermao one at a time, this moment, no matter how bold he is, Ermao doesn't dare to fight back!
"Still don't believe it, do you? Good! Good! ... You look..."The mountain was mad, and he stretched out his hand to untie his clothes, and pulled out the pockets he was wearing on his body to show everyone.
"Oops! "This second goods, a room of big old men!" Qiao Yun and Li Shuxian, Juanzi who had just come over to see the excitement, desperately held back their laughter, and quickly stopped Man Shanhong's further movements.
"Ermao, you dead boy! Why did you provoke a family full of girls? Tell me the truth! If there's a lie, watch your skin! .... Full of girls... Doudou, where did you get that? ... Say it! ”
Qiao Yun's face was flushed, but he had to pretend to be a fierce look to reprimand Ermao, and outsiders were still watching there! You can't laugh anymore! That's it... It's so joyful!
"That's it! Tell me honestly, otherwise, I'll be... I'm just..."The short gun on my body was taken away when I entered the village. The mountains are full of red houses looking for guys, and I want to teach Ermao a good lesson. Don't think about it, how did Ermao get this matter, is it something that can be said in public?
"Good, good! I said, I said I didn't hit yet! Full... The sister of the family, you dissipate your anger, listen to what I tell you..."Ermao also let out, one by one, he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and he pretended to be serious, and he had already smiled in his heart, right? If you want to see my Sun Chenghu's jokes, then, I'll make you laugh enough!
It's still because of the incident a year ago! Ma Wangshan's three brothers went to Bear's Ears Mountain to draw a map, but they were arrested, stripped of their clothes and driven down the mountain. returned to the mountain to report to Lin Ziyuan, but Lin Ziyuan did not make further moves. Ermao is angry, after the year after the year, I went to Bears Ears Mountain several times, and I touched the bottom of Bears Ears Mountain, up and down!
The east mountain is the eastern frontier of Bears Ears Mountain, and the upper reaches of the Xijia River are at the bottom of the mountain, and the west side is the main mountain range of Bears Ears Mountain, where most of the people from several villages live.
The position of Dongshantou is important, easy to defend and difficult to attack, and it is also the key place for the Manchurian Han to defend, and of course it is also the focus of Ermao's attention.
This place has always been defended by a mountain of red belts. Up and down the mountain, there is nothing she doesn't know. Let's just say how many wild beasts, how many males, and how many females are on the East Mountain, and let this girl feel clearly.
But the thing is strange, in those days, Man Shanhong always felt that someone was staring at him, and he searched all over the front and back of the mountain, and half of the figure was gone! What a hell! Isn't this Ermao! E-Book Workshop
It's okay to go once or twice, with his skills, ordinary people really can't find it, but if he goes more often, he will always leave some imperceptible traces on the mountain, which arouses the suspicion of Man Shanhong.
She is also a big-hearted person, knowing that someone is in ambush secretly, and her ability is much greater than herself, but she is not afraid at all. On the surface, he was silent, and nothing happened. But he secretly set up traps and dug traps in several key places in Dongshan.
With my familiarity with this eastern mountain, I don't believe that my aunt and grandmother can't catch you monkey spirit! Man Shanhong is very confident, but her opponent is Ermao! A guy who can catch a big wild boar with his bare hands!
Let's talk about Ermao, how many times have I been to Dongshantou, I am very familiar with everything. It was also his carelessness, this time he just touched the mountain, and he fell into a trap dug with one foot!
But it didn't hurt him, but it was a big mud puddle on the ground, covered with a layer of dead grass as a camouflage, and a pot of wet mud underneath, and a big bell attached to it, which hung in the bushes next to it.
It should be set up by the little girl I often see! Really, the hair hasn't grown yet, and the ghost eyes in the belly!
Fortunately, the bell was not touched, otherwise, Ermao's reputation would have been ruined by a basin of old mud and a simple alarm device! Almost capsized in the gutter!
This time Ermao got into his heart, carefully pulled out his feet, and carefully observed the surrounding situation! The weather is very cold, but the mud in the basin is not frozen, I think it is the hot water and mud that are used, and it doesn't look like it has been here for long! The bell hung very hidden, but it took a lot of thought! As for the rest, Ermao hasn't seen it yet!
Carefully scraped off the old mud on his shoes, and restored the mud basin and camouflage to their original state, not afraid that the people on the mountain would be on guard, Ermao continued to touch the mountain.
When I touched the outside of the shack built on the top of the mountain, I always felt that my feet were weak! It turned out that his shoes had some muddy water, and he always slipped back and forth when he walked.
Ermao didn't think about it, he tore off the clothes hanging on the clothesline outside the house, wiped his feet, and put the clothes in his shoes.
"That! That's it..."Ermao pointed to the red silk cloth, and now, with a big knife, Ermao had already taken it off and was lying on the table! Since everyone knows that this is what other people do, it's not appropriate to stay on it anymore...
"Aunt! Look at you! This bastard bullied me, used my pocket as a footcloth, and used it to pad his stinky shoes! No way! My aunt and grandmother have to make him look good today... Don't pull me, don't pull me..."
The upper body was hugged by Aunt Man, and Man Shanhong stretched his feet long, one leg stretched straight, and he had to kick Ermao a few feet! It's good now, what do you say is going around, and the little belly is exposed!
That's amazing! Man Ergu hurriedly pulled Man Shanhong, stretched out her hand to quickly tidy up her clothes, one was gentle, the other was stern, and taught Man Shanhong a lesson, Man Shanhong had no choice but to pout, sit there angrily, and stare at Ermao.
"What's next? ... Say it, you're dead! "Gotta get it!" I've experienced this firsthand, these turtle calf things! People listen to it as a story!
it! Since everyone loves to have fun so much, let's have enough! Ermao cleared his throat and continued.
made people put it together, how could Ermao be convinced? If you don't make us happy, we will also give you some hardship!
I found a wooden basin for laundry, held half a pot of soil in it, and stirred it with water, which was full of a big pot!
Quietly opened the door, put the wooden basin on the door beam, and gently closed the door! Ermao clapped his hands, and it was done! Hide behind a haystack not far away, humming a little song in your mouth, waiting for the fish to take the bait!