Chapter 174: Maggots
Just when a few family members were about to go to fetch water, Hu Erbao laughed and said: "Don't waste your efforts, this 'Thunderbolt Invincible Blossom Stink Bomb' of the poor road is made of a mixture of 18 kinds of Chinese herbs, which has the effect of nourishing yin and nourishing blood, and the side effect is that the body smells incomparably stinky, and it will make people cry, water can't wash it off, Young Master Kong doesn't have to worry, you only need to suffer for 18 days, and this side effect will naturally disappear, and keep your complexion ruddy and your skin white and tender." β
Zhu Youzhen glanced at Hu Erbao with disdain and said, "Are you still addicted to this fake Taoist?" What 'Thunderbolt Invincible Blossom Stink Bomb', it's so embarrassing, isn't it just a hypnotic ~ tear bomb? β
Hu Erbao smiled when he heard this, and said: "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, it should be 'magician', Gongzi is a literate person, Erbao can't compare, this 'urge ~ tear bomb' is concise and concise, image, this magician decided to call it ~ tear bomb in the future." β
When the family members who were about to fetch water heard this, they didn't know whether they should continue to fetch water.
Kong Yinzhi was sad to death at this time, and when he saw that Hu Erbao and Zhu Youzhen were still talking and laughing, he said angrily: "Young Master Ben is very masculine, how can you need anything to nourish yin and nourish blood, don't you pretend to be a ghost, what are you doing in a daze?" Go get water. β
Those few family members didn't dare to disobey Kong Yinzhi's words, no matter whether it was useful or not, they would take the water first.
After a while, two basins of water came over, Kong Yinzhi hurriedly occupied a basin, and the two who were closest to Kong Yinzhi and were also the most injured by the hypnot~ tear bombs also rushed to wash their faces with another basin of water.
After all three of them had washed it, the feeling in their eyes and nose not only did not dissipate, but seemed to be heavier.
Hu Erbao sighed and said: "It is for your own good to persuade you, but you don't listen to it, no wonder this master, this urge ~ tear bomb will melt when it encounters water, and in a moment you will have a hot feeling on your face, the same, it will take 18 days to dissipate, unless there is an antidote developed by this master himself, otherwise, it will ...... Bear with it. β
Kong Yinzhi suddenly jumped like thunder when he heard this, and at this time he couldn't open his already painful eyes, and he couldn't see where Hu Erbao was, so he just pointed his finger in the direction where the voice came out and said, "Didn't you bastard say it earlier?" Hurry up and hand over the antidote, Young Master Ben will spare you from death. β
Hu Erbao didn't take Kong Yinzhi's threat seriously at all, he took out a black pill from the sleeve of his robe and said: "Between heaven and earth, there must be a system for one thing, and the eighteen kinds of herbs are like this, so there is that ~ tear bomb first, and then there is this antidote in my hand, this person, the same, can't be exaggerated, can't be strong, you must know that there are mountains outside the mountain, there are people outside the people, now this antidote is in my hands, why don't you let Master Kong let people grab it?" β
Kong Yinzhi heard that Hu Erbao had an antidote in his hand, although he couldn't see whether it was true or not, but at this time he was already in pain, how could he take care of so much, it was best to eliminate the pain at one and a half in the morning, he hurriedly shouted: "Go and grab the antidote for me." β
"Slow, slow." , Hu Erbao saw that those family members were about to move, and hurriedly opened his mouth to stop it, "Young Master Kong, you have to think about it, this antidote is very rare, if it is destroyed under the snatching of your house slaves, then Young Master Kong will only be able to survive for 18 days." β
As soon as he heard this, Kong Yinzhi suddenly calmed down and shouted, "Stop." β
At this time, a group of family members have not yet started to rob it, so naturally it can be regarded as stopping.
Kong Yinzhi knew that although the other party had an antidote, there was already a contradiction between the two sides, and now he was still surrounding people in the inn, so it would naturally not be so simple for them to hand over the antidote, and he would not be naΓ―ve enough to think that he could make the other party obediently hand over the antidote with just a few threatening words, so he asked: "What conditions do you have, as long as you are willing to hand over the antidote, you can just open your mouth for as much silver as you want." β
Hu Erbao was not tempted by the silver promised by Kong Yinzhi, he rubbed his belly and sighed: "I have finally eaten a mouthful of hot rice in the past few days, and I have only eaten half of it to make people stir up, hungry, this master is hungry, and he doesn't want to do anything else except sleep." β
When Kong Yinzhi heard this, he hurriedly ordered: "Quick, prepare a meal for the master, and ask for the best banquet, the sooner the better." β
It's just that as soon as he finished speaking, there was no movement, Kong Yinzhi reluctantly opened his eyes a slit, and looked around, those family members, you look at me, I look at you, but no one acted, but this little opening of his eyes made Kong Yinzhi cry again, his eyes were sour, and he quickly closed his eyes again.
Kong Yinzhi said angrily: "Are they all dead? Hurry up and prepare your meal. β
At this time, a family member beside him said, "Young master, this is the inn." β
Kong Yinzhi slapped the family with a "snap" and said, "Young Master Ben doesn't know that this is an inn?" What about the shopkeeper? Where did the shopkeeper's death go? β
There was a scuffle in the store before, and the shopkeeper had already shrunk in the counter and didn't dare to come out, but at this time, when he heard Kong Yinzhi's call, he hurriedly ran out of the counter, nodded to Kong Yinzhi and said, "Little grandfather, the villain is here." β
Although Kong Yinzhi couldn't see the person in front of him with his eyes closed, he also knew that the person was standing there when he heard the voice, he stretched out his foot and kicked the shopkeeper with a "bang", and the shopkeeper saw Kong Yinzhi kicking, and he didn't even dare to hide, so he could only suffer it raw, the shopkeeper was kicked over several times, Kong Yinzhi's strength was not big, the innkeeper just thought that he couldn't see it anyway, and he would save the second kick if he turned farther.
Kong Yinzhi said angrily: "Don't you want to open this shop in Qufu?" Young Master Ben didn't let you serve them food, you just did, and now Young Master Ben asked you to prepare, but you didn't do it, even you dare to go against Young Master Ben? β
The shopkeeper was still kicked by Kong Yinzhi and sat on the ground at this time, as soon as he heard Kong Yinzhi's words, he hurriedly defended: "The little grandfather spares his life, how dare the little one go against the little grandfather, the villain was also coerced by them with a knife so he had to cook for them, even if he borrowed a few guts from the villain, the villain did not dare to disobey the little grandpa's will." β
Kong Yinzhi listened to the shopkeeper still talking nonsense, but he was still enduring the pain, and wanted to stretch out his foot to kick someone again, but his foot stretched out, but he kicked it empty, because he couldn't see where the person was, Kong Yinzhi had to put away his foot, and said angrily: "Then why don't you hurry up and go to cook." β
"Yes, yes, the villain will go." , the innkeeper ran towards the back kitchen.
Hearing the sound of the innkeeper leaving, Kong Yinzhi said to those families: "Why are you still stunned?" It's time to clean up and refresh this place, and wait for the master to eat. β
When those families heard this, they hurriedly started to clean up, but after a previous battle, there was no complete table and stool in this inn, and the sins they had created had to be solved on their knees, so those families had to go to the shop next to them to borrow a table and stool for Hu Erbao and his party to sit on.
Kong Yinzhi's facial features are like thousands of snakes, insects, rats and ants crawling, itchy, numb and painful, and the family moved a bench for him to sit there, urging him from time to time.
Fortunately, the innkeeper was not so fast, and after the housekeepers cleaned up and stopped, the innkeeper's meal was just ready and served to the table.
Zhu Youzhen and his entourage were no longer eager at this time, and used their meals slowly.
Kong Yinzhi couldn't sit still, he said to Hu Erbao in a somewhat flattering tone: "Master, this meal is also ready, should you always give me the antidote, this young master is really uncomfortable." β
Hu Erbao said vaguely while stuffing something into his mouth: "Young Master Kong, doesn't he treat me as a three-year-old child, right?" As soon as I hand over this antidote, Young Master Kong will relieve the pain in his body, I'm afraid we won't have to eat this meal, you will do it immediately. β
Kong Yinzhi did have this thought, but at this time he couldn't admit it, he hurriedly waved his hand and denied it: "How dare you be disrespectful to the master, it's not that you deliberately urge the master, it's just that you can't bear it for a moment, Kong is afraid that the master won't be able to finish the meal." β
Hu Erbao said: "Young Master Kong, don't worry, my urging ~ tear bomb is just tossing people, not fatal, Young Master Kong, don't worry, everything will wait until we have eaten, the more you urge, the slower I will eat when I talk back to you." β
When Kong Yinzhi heard this, he hurriedly said: "Master, eat quickly, Kong Mou doesn't urge." β
Hu Erbao saw that Kong Yinzhi was no longer talking, and he asked Zhu Youzhen in a low voice: "Son, do we still want to stay here?" It's better for us to leave this place of right and wrong earlier, if it is delayed for a long time, I am afraid that Kong Er will jump off the wall in a hurry. β
Zhu Youzhen nodded and said, "Just do what you say, is your ~ tear bomb really that powerful?" β
Hu Erbao smiled and said: "How can there be any eighteen kinds of Chinese herbs mixed together, but it is a lie to him, it doesn't take eighteen days, just the last day, he will naturally be fine." β
Zhu Youzhen quietly gave Hu Erbao a thumbs up and said, "With your deceptive methods, being sent to prison by this son can be regarded as a stroke of luck for this son." After speaking, Zhu Youzhen pretended to eat seriously.
Kong Yinzhi finally managed to get Hu Erbao and the others to eat peacefully, and he dared to speak: "Master, now that you have eaten and drunk enough, it's time to give the antidote, right?" β
Hu Erbao said: "It should be given to you, but who knows if you will continue to do it after giving it to you?" Although we are not afraid of your actions, it is really troublesome to be entangled like this. β
Kong Yinzhi hurriedly said: "No, absolutely not, the master hurry up and give me the antidote, I promise that no one will dare to offend the master in Qufu in the future." β
After talking to Hu Erbao, Kong Yinzhi shouted again, "Shopkeeper." β
When the innkeeper heard Kong Yinzhi call again, he ran over like a summoned beast, and said flatteringly: "Little master, the villain is here, what do you always command." β
"Go and open a few rooms for these nobles."
When Hu Erbao heard this, he stopped: "No need, our group is just passing by here, and we are still in a hurry, so we won't stay in the store." β
"This ......", when the shopkeeper heard it, he didn't know who said it was good, and he didn't know whether the upper room should be opened or not.
Kong Yinzhi said puzzledly: "Didn't you still have to live in the hotel before?" You have searched all over Qufu and there is no vacancy, why don't you live in it now? He persuaded on his lips, but he was not really so eager in his heart, but he wanted to deceive the antidote first, and then relieve the sins on his body, and then find a way to wait for the opportunity to retaliate, if a few people left, where would they go to find someone to retaliate.
Hu Erbao knew Kong Yinzhi's intentions, he would not be so pure that he felt that people really respected him as a master after being called a few times, he said: "We originally wanted to take a day off in Qufu and visit the cultural scene of Qufu by the way, but the previous encounter made me completely lose interest, so it is better to leave early." β