Text Chapter 302 One more move
Chapter 302: One More Move
Zheng Qingzhi, Ding Daquan and Uncle Xie Fang are all Zaifu, and now they bow down to him Shi Bin, Shi Bin's self-confidence and vanity are naturally extremely inflated, and he has a ridiculous feeling that he is inferior to others in the world. Even when talking to Li Chao, he has the tone of a superior.
Although he is not very suitable for such a big change in Shi Bin, Shi Bin is Shangguan, and there is nothing wrong with this tone of conversation, so Li Chao still accepts it very calmly.
However, what made Li Chao feel something wrong was not this change in behavior, but that he no longer paid attention to the movements of Zheng Qingzhi and others, and even planned to play in Lin'an for two more days, buy some specialties and return to Dingzhou. Everyone knew that this was not a good sign, and Li Chao and Xu Feng immediately got together to discuss countermeasures.
"Xu Feng, what do you think we should do now?"
"Master Li, of course we have to do everything we can to make the adults, let the adults... Please forgive the villain for not daring to say that word. Xu Feng replied a little timidly.
"It's okay, I know what you mean. You know how to be polite, very good. I also think that adults should be allowed to return to normal, so that the self-aggrandity is not good. What's more, I think Zheng Qingzhi and several people are veterans of officialdom, and I'm afraid these little tricks of mine won't be able to deter them for long. Li Chao groaned: "Once they wake up, but the adults are still like this, then we will suffer." ”
"What Master Li said is true, the question is how do we make adults aware of this? Now he may not listen to us" Xu Feng said in frustration, looking like he had nothing to do.
"Then let's make the adults aware of the danger, and everything should be solved." Li Chao said with a smile.
As soon as he saw Li Chao's smile, Xu Feng knew that he had come up with a solution, not to mention that this kind of thing is not difficult to solve, and it is very simple to 'frown and think about it' with Li Chao's ability. So Xu Feng immediately asked for advice humbly.
is not a hypocritical person, Li Chao immediately said his method: it is still acting. is still based on those ruffians and hooligans as actors, but the content has been changed to chewing the root of the tongue.
Since Shi Bin wanted to buy the specialties here in Lin'an City, he naturally had to wander around, and even more so to go to the bazaar, and there were ruffians and hooligans who were kidnapping and robbing everywhere in the bazaar.
Under Li Chao's arrangement, wherever Shi Bin went, the voices of Zheng Qingzhi and others who hated Shi Bin and planned to retaliate spread wherever they went. Under this endless repeated reminder, Shi Bin had to put away his inflated heart and face up to the possible revenge of Zheng Qingzhi and others.
On this day, Shi Bin no longer slept lazily as if he got up in Dingzhou, quickly washed up, and pretended to run to the inn courtyard to play Tai Chi.
Although it was a showmanship, Li Chao and Xu Feng were already very happy when they saw it, and went over to say hello together.
"Thank you for taking such pains to think about me, I, Shi Bin, are grateful."
Li Chao and Xu Feng were not surprised by this, but they couldn't accept it as a matter of course, and repeatedly said that they didn't dare to accept it but should do so.
"Your reminder, I did remember what Zheng Qingzhi said to me before..." Shi Bin frowned.
"Big brother, please speak." Li Chao hurriedly urged.
"Didn't he say that day that he would advance and retreat with me, and no longer be my enemy?" Shi Bin asked.
"Well, that's true." Li Chao nodded in affirmation.
"But he then said that his protégés and former officials were all over the world, and he was afraid that his subordinates would understand him wrongly, so he had to contact those people himself and tell them not to be our enemies again." Shi Bin asked again.
"That's true, what's wrong with that? Big brother, he's also just in case. Li Chao said with questions.
Seeing that Li Chao was still very ignorant, Shi Bin sighed a little that although Li Chao was not inferior to Wang San in terms of wisdom, he was far inferior to his sophistication. I had to patiently explain: "He is the fourth Zaifu, and his words are holy decrees within his faction, who dares to disobey?" At most, he sent someone to tell a few feudal officials, do you still need him to write letters and contact them one by one? It should be those protégés who sent letters to inquire first. ”
"What does the eldest brother mean is that Zheng Qingzhi is using a trick?"
"I'm afraid that's what happened when we wrote a few letters in front of us to convince us that he was no longer against us. As soon as we were gone, he sent to call the post man back with the latest instructions. Shi Bin said with a fierce look in his eyes, "Uncle Xie Fang and even Ding Daquan are probably like this." ”
"What then? Haven't we all worked in vain? Li Chao shouted unwillingly.
Naturally, Li Chao couldn't make him feel that he had no gain from being busy, so Shi Bin immediately smiled and said, "Brother Xian, how can this be in vain?" In my opinion, it was a very good result. Knowing that Li Chao definitely didn't believe it, he had to say the reason he just thought of, "We were very harmonious with them before, but this time I was punished by Zheng Qingzhi and a few people for 'talking about things', so we can only suffer this dumb loss." This time, you made this crooked trick, at least make them realize that there is more than one way for us to make a move, and it can also make them suffer dumb losses. If you want to retaliate, you have to weigh it carefully, and it will always deter them for a while. ”
These words calmed Li Chao's excited mood, but he was still unwilling to say that he had to find a way to completely eradicate this scourge.
There is always only one way to eradicate scourge, and that is to silence your opponent forever. Otherwise, the wildfire will not be exhausted, and the spring breeze will blow and regenerate. Once you have something wrong, your opponent will be ready to take revenge. However, killing high-ranking officials in the imperial court is a big crime, and Shi Bin has not been rampant to this point, of course, he immediately denied this most direct and effective method.
"Big brother, why don't we just let Zheng Qingzhi and Uncle Xie Fang become like Ding Daquan, what do you think?"
As soon as he heard this, Shi Bin's originally melancholy mood immediately brightened, and he couldn't help but smile: "Li Chao, you can think too much, you can come up with such a ridiculous method." ”
"It is always normal to be born, old, sick and die, not to mention that Zheng Qingzhi and Uncle Xie Fang are dying of old age today. Uncle Xie Fang is over fifty years old, and Zheng Qingzhi is even more past the age of ancient times, he should have entered the coffin a long time ago, even if he died, it was not a big deal. Li Chao said as a matter of course.
"Yes, no one will be surprised that they have met Hades this year, but if I have accidents one after another since I came to Lin'an, what do you think others will think?"
This is a stupid trick made by Li Chao when he is restless, of course Shi Bin will not continue to make fun of him, he just has to find a better way. But Li Chao had the feeling that Jiang Lang had exhausted his talents, and he didn't come up with anything useful for a long time. Looking at Li Chao's red face, Shi Bin knew that he couldn't bear it and was ashamed. Naturally, he no longer discussed this issue, which was obviously inconclusive for the time being, and motioned to each of them to go chic.
Although Da Song did not have electric lights, Shi Bin was still not used to going to bed early, and often everyone else fell asleep, and he still looked at the ceiling with his eyes open, and would not sleep until he was finally tired.
Early the next morning, Shi Bin heard firecrackers set off everywhere. In the eyes of him, who has never cared about national festivals, setting off firecrackers is a happy event. For example, the old man has a big birthday, the child is married, or he is enrolled.
So as soon as he heard the sound of firecrackers, he rushed out of the yard and into the street. However, I was disappointed that I did not see the procession of welcoming and sending off relatives, nor did I feel any joyful atmosphere, everything was solemn and serious. Seeing this, Shi Bin naturally didn't dare to be reckless, and stopped to look.
After a while, Li Chao and Xu Feng both came to the front, saw that Shi Bin's eyes were not quite right, and immediately smiled: "Big brother, what's wrong?" ”
"Brother Xian, what's wrong with the firecrackers on the street? It's neither like a happy event nor a sad event, and it alarms so many people, I can't understand it. ”
Shi Bin's words knocked Li Chao with a stick, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time. The dignified Jingnan pacification envoy didn't remember the Halloween in July and a half, and he was too heartless.
"Big brother, it's Halloween. Don't you know? Li Chao said suspiciously.
You can't say you don't know, then you can go to the goofs, and you'll treat yourself as a monster. Shi Bin was stunned and immediately replied, "Why don't you know about Halloween?" But brother, you also know that I rarely look at the calendar, don't you forget? ”
I found a plausible excuse to prevaricate the past. Shi Bin couldn't stop secretly saying that it was dangerous, and told himself to pay attention to more things, otherwise something would happen sooner or later.
When I returned to the room, I got up with my heart, and I thought about it as the word "Halloween". In his heart, he also laughed at the Song people for being too ignorant, and actually thought that there were ghosts in the world.
However, I am also curious about why they think that there are ghosts in the world, and where have they seen ghosts, so it is good to listen to stories when they are boring.
With this in mind, he summoned the shopkeeper into the room and asked him about their ghost-related matter.
The little two greets people all the year round, and naturally they can speak well, and tell the ghost stories one by one in a vivid and fascinating way. And what he said the most was the ghost fire, and he kept emphasizing that the children and grandchildren should be filial regardless of wealth or poverty, and the ancestors would not have resentment if they were solid underground, and there would be no ghost fire in the cemetery, and the ancestors would bless the children and grandchildren.
Ghost fire? Shi Bin had a flash of inspiration and immediately caught a good idea, and casually stuffed the little two ingots and two taels of silver, and before he could react, he had already pushed him out of the guest room. Then he called Li Chao and Xu Feng into the room and chatted.
He smiled profoundly, and said, "Do you know what that ghost fire is? ”
As soon as they heard Shi Bin's words, Li Chao and Xu Feng were immediately excited, and Xu Feng even whispered: "My lord, be cautious, be cautious." ”
Shi Bin wanted this effect, and then said with a smile: "Don't be nervous Xu Feng, you can buy me some white phosphorus, and I will tell you what ghost fire is at night." ”
With a bottom in his heart, Shi Bin's time passed quickly, while Li Chao and Xu Feng's time passed very slowly. They knew that white phosphorus was flammable, but they couldn't figure out what it had to do with the ghost fire.
When the weather became cold at night, Shi Bin began to carefully make small white phosphorus bombs. After it was done, he immediately took Li Chao and Xu Feng to Zheng's mansion.
Knowing that it was to make it bad, Li Chao and Xu Feng, two guys who had already guessed the method, were overjoyed and said that they would also throw this white phosphorus bomb to retaliate against Zheng Qingzhi. Throwing the white phosphorus bomb into Zheng Qingzhi's courtyard fiercely, it was immediately a flash of fire, but there was no sound, and even the silk bullet shell was burned to the ground.
This effect naturally scared the subordinates of the Zheng Mansion enough. Then came a few more words of the soldier asking for his life, and Zheng Qingzhi was recruited even if he was rich and five cars. That night, he sent people to invite Taoist priests and monks to take turns to practice.
How can such a ghostly fire disappear? Shi Bin threw more and more vigorously, scaring Zheng Qingzhi and Uncle Xie Fang enough, and Ding Daquan couldn't bear it and simply went to see the king of Hades.
This result is very happy for Shi Bin, if Zheng Qingzhi and Uncle Xie Fang are really scared out of temper, everything will be easy.