Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Cell Boss Is Wang Pu
In the courtyard of a high-rise mansion in Shizi Hutong in the west of the city, under the shade of the trees in the front hall, an old man in gray was reclining in the Taishi chair, shaking a pu fan in his right hand and holding a letter in his left hand. At first glance, he was an ordinary old man, but the occasional flickering light in his cloudy eyes showed that he was dormant inside. He is the giant of the Great Jin Dynasty - Sang Weihan.
Looking at the letter written by Feng Dao, Sang Weihan sneered in his heart. How can a tumbler compare to him? He followed the first emperor (Shi Jingtang) for more than 20 years, giving advice, raising money and food, pacifying the locality, in the most embarrassing time of the first emperor, it was he who sent an envoy to the Khitan, returned to Chen to say that the relationship was powerful, only to persuade Yelu Deguang to go south and establish the first emperor as the emperor. After that, the first emperor appointed him as the Pingzhang Shi of the Tongzhong Shumen, and the privy envoy, that is, the prime minister and the captain, thousands of years of China, and several people sat in this position. What a trust, what a glory, he worked hard for the Great Jin to change the temporary stability of the political situation. Before the first emperor died, he demoted him and Liu Zhiyuan's official positions, and he understood what the first emperor meant, which was to let the new emperor marry him. So he didn't hold any grudges at all. However, after the new emperor ascended the throne, under the prodding of Jing Yanguang and Feng Yu, he changed his course and broke with the Khitan, which seemed to have forgotten him. How could he watch Da Jin fall step by step?
Sang Weihan pinched the letter in his hand, and his mind had already flown to the front line of Liyang, Jing Yanguang, Feng Yu、、、 Feng Bao...
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Ma Yun and the others were hungry, tired and uncomfortable, and walked for a long time before returning to the gate of Daxiangguo Temple. Ma Yun borrowed a knife from Zhao Tong, and as soon as he carved an extremely ugly "big" character on the outer wall of the door, he heard a loud shout: "Good boy, come with me to the yamen." ”
Ma Yun was taken aback, and when he looked back, he saw a head catcher wearing purple-clothed official boots, and he was still carrying a heavy iron chain in his hand, and the iron chain hung around his neck with a "bang". This head catcher was followed by five or six catchers.
Zhao Tong next to him hurriedly walked over and said, "This official, I don't know what crime we have committed?" ”
The head catcher squinted at Zhao Tong and said, "Ah, there is another party here, take him down too." ”
Ma Yun came back to his senses at that time, and immediately pondered in his heart: Do you want to run away? I touched my stomach, I didn't eat at noon, and now I was even more hungry with my heart next to my back, I glanced at Zhao Tongxin, and said: "Only I'm carving, I don't know Brother Ren, he may think that I am wronged and just speak up, you just have to arrest me, I want to see why this Kaifeng Mansion Yin arrested me, is there any royal law?" ”
Zhao Tong glanced at Ma Yun gratefully and was about to speak.
Unexpectedly, the purple-clothed head catcher sneered: "You still say that it's not a party? You two sneakily ran here, and you borrowed a knife from him, didn't you see it for this head? ”
Spicy mom's, it seems that I've been following for a long time. Ma Yun was stunned for a moment, immediately changed to a flattering smile, and said, "My lord, it's really discerning." In such a hot weather, you still consistently patrol the streets, which is really the patron saint of the people and the umbrella of the people. Without your hard work day and night, how can our people live a happy and healthy life. ”
Looking at the purple-clothed headcatcher's somewhat softened face, Ma Yun continued to review in depth: "My lord, I really can't stand you, I was really blindfolded by lard, fascinated by the fox spirit, and dizzy by the sun. actually did such a thing that made the kiss painful, the enemy happy, made you sad, and embarrassed. But adults,。。。 ”
Looking at the somewhat satisfied expression of the purple-clothed catcher, Ma Yun was about to euphemistically put forward his little idea, but the purple-clothed catcher suddenly said, "Stop, stop." I'll be soft-hearted if I keep talking. ”
He glanced at Ma Yun and the others and said, "Today's matter, if it were in the past, I wouldn't even look at you." However, I just received an order from my superiors to crack down on people who graffiti in public, so I'm sorry, so come with me to the yamen. ”
Ma Yun and Zhao Tong looked at each other in surprise, and said in their hearts: What's going on? Could it be that the imperial court of the Great Jin Kingdom just passed the administrative regulations of "Several Provisions on Severely Cracking Down on Graffiti" a few days ago.
Ma Yun hurriedly asked, "My lord, have there been many people who have violated this law recently?" ”
The purple-clothed head catcher said: "Many, many, terrible, I think you can find a hundred and eighty people every day, Lord Fu Yin has already ordered it down, and you can pull it without interrogation and detention in the cell." ”
After a while, when they arrived at the gate of the prison, one of the cell leaders said to the purple-clothed catcher: "Oh, Wang Zhutou, I have gained a lot today, almost 20 of them have been arrested, I am really dedicated to the public." ”
The purple-clothed head catcher scolded with a smile: "I'm dedicated to the one in your family, grandma's, you think Lao Tzu wants to catch it, by the way, you can lead them in." ”
The cell boss said: "Hehe, this side is already full, you go to cell No. 16 of the word Dizi, there should still be a vacant seat over there." ”
The purple-clothed catcher took a sip, and said quickly to a few of his subordinates: "You go and lead them to the No. 16 cell, Lao Tzu is waiting for you here." Damn, it's just a cell boss, and I think I'm the prime minister, and I drag it like 2580,000 all day long. ”
The few catchers responded with embarrassed faces, and took Ma Yun and the others to cell No. 16. It is said that it is a prison cell, in fact, it is indeed a big prison, and when you enter the door, it seems to be a hall, which looks very spacious, and there is a dilapidated table of eight immortals and two benches against the wall in front, and there is a blue booklet on the table, and a piece of yellow paper is nailed to the wall, and the paper reads "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, **, ten zero" eleven big characters. Across the hall are two rows of small cells with wooden bars facing each other. For some reason, the cell was so vacant that there were no prisoners.
The cell boss was quite ordinary, with a bronze face, thirty-five or sixteen years old, with a book in his hand, sitting on a bench, casually glanced at Ma Yun, and said directly to the few catchers: "Go to the blue booklet here and register it, the time, place, reason, number of people, and name." ”
The few caught a bitter gourd statue and said, "Wang Cell, we can't write." ”
The head of the prison seemed to have expected that they couldn't write, and said: "I can't write, the yellow paper on the wall is written from left to right" and "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, **ten zero", find the relevant numbers and fill them in by yourself, and then draw a bet, and then get the key from my side, and bring them in. ”
One of them picked up the brush with a twist, poked a little ink, wrote a second on the blue book, and pressed a handprint. Then he handed the booklet to the cell boss, who nodded and said, "What is this for, you said I would write it." ”
The catcher quickly said, "These two people are scribbling on the street." ”
The cell boss nodded and wrote it down.
Ma Yun secretly glanced at it, this blue booklet should be a prisoner's record, for some reason, it didn't use a few pages, it seems that the business in this cell is sluggish.
After these catchers took Ma Yun and the others in, they nodded slightly to the cell head, and ran out as if flying, Ma Yun subconsciously glanced at the cell head, this guy seems to be super perverted, otherwise those catchers would not think that the mouse saw the cat.
In the cell, they found a relatively clean place at random, Ma Yun and Zhao Tong sat down, and Ma Yun asked the cell head: "Hey, this adult, when are we going to eat?" ”
The cell boss didn't even raise his head, and said directly: "When it's time to eat, you will naturally eat." ”
Nonsense! Ma Yun turned his head to look at Zhao Tong, and said with shame in his heart: "Brother Zhao, if it weren't for me today, I wouldn't have caused you to be imprisoned." ”
Zhao Tong smiled bitterly and said: "If you complain, you will complain that the king has no way, the king's law is not good, and the young people are in a high position." Ay. He sighed as he spoke.
Seeing that he has not yet woken up from the blow at noon, Ma Yun doesn't know what to say at the moment. Unexpectedly, I only heard the cell head sneer and say, "Young man, don't you know that trouble comes from your mouth? ”
Zhao Tong was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "Isn't what I said the truth?" Have we broken the law, why should we be arrested! ”
The cell boss replied directly: "How is the yellow scarf reversed?" Now that the Khitan has arrived in Qicheng, if something goes wrong in Bianjing, the general trend will go away, Feng Dao can actually come up with a trick to prohibit tandem, but it is also a bit of real material. Although this ban is a bit unkind, it is indeed the best way to maintain stability at the moment. ”
Ma Yun said unconvinced: "Then why don't you just tell everyone that the Khitans have been defeated, isn't it simpler?" ”
The cell boss put down his book, looked at me, and said, "Little child, if the Khitans are defeated, I am afraid that the curfew will not be enforced, and second, so many refugees are pouring around Bianjing, can you still drive them out again?" ”
What the? You actually said that I was a child, Ma Yun couldn't help but look at himself, hey, if you don't have a little brother, you will be underestimated. Along the way, I met so many people, including Chai Rong, who were not polite to me, why? A group of younger brothers are guarding, and I have a lot of momentum, so I treat me as a person. What now? Wearing this beggar suit, his stomach growled with hunger, and even the people he took were a generation shorter.
Ma Yun was unconvinced and said: "Since you are so capable, why don't you be a prime minister to save the people from fire and water." What's the use of talking so much? Do you think that if you don't pay taxes for bragging rights, you can brag as you like? ”
The cell boss smiled coldly and said, "Look at you like a person who has read a book for a few years, haven't you heard that "a good bird chooses a tree to rest, and a good minister chooses the lord to serve"? Even if you want to be a leader, you must distinguish the situation and do what you can. Unless you are thick-skinned enough, you will only increase the humiliation if you go out rashly. It is said that it is for the people and the country, maybe it is just for yourself. ”
Zhao Tong's face had turned crimson, and he blurted out: "A good minister chooses the lord to serve, what if there is no good lord?" What are you going to do? ”
The cell boss laughed and said: "Heroes are born in troubled times, and whether there is a good master or not depends not on the mouth, but on the vision." Since you are so worried about the country and the people, why don't you go to serve the country, but go to the street to draw symbols? ”
This sentence easily made Zhao Tong further turn into a pig's liver face, and sat on the ground angrily and never made a sound again.
When it comes to talking about the work, Ma Yun is not afraid of anyone in ancient times, he walked to the prison door and said: "Good one" distinguish the situation and do what you can." ”
Ma Yun carefully looked at the cell head up and down, left and right, and said provocatively: "This outfit, for Your Excellency, is really what you can." Hahahaha"
The cell boss snapped, slammed the book on the table, and said, "You can't teach a child." ”
Ma Yun hurriedly said: "Yes, call me "Ruzi", you are indeed not worthy, you are quite self-aware, this is really rare, rare, rare." ”
The cell head was a little cerebral congested, his face was bruised, he pointed at Ma Yun, and suddenly "hummed" and said: "Trying to fight for the advantage of the tongue, it's really a villain." ”
Ma Yun pulled away from the posture of scolding the street, and continued with a smile: "Brother Zhao, some people say it better than they sing, even if they are cowardly and inactive, they have to desperately wear a high hat for themselves, I am really ashamed of his father... ”
In the next half an hour, Ma Yun changed his words, constantly insulting, slandering, and slandering this cell head, and when he was enjoying it, he suddenly saw this cell head and leaned forward. Ma Yun thought he was going to come over to fix me, but suddenly realized that he was in jail and stopped talking at the time. How do you know this cell leader, and shouted: "My Wang Pu, my Wang Pu... He fell to the ground and did not move.