Chapter 7: Fiction
"Lao Bai, what dynasty do you say we have traveled to? I have observed for a long time, some systems here are very different from ancient times, especially women can go out, the ancient idea of male superiority and inferiority of women is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, women's status is low and restrictive, generally not allowed to show their heads on the street, but women here can go out at will, and do not pay attention to women's lack of talent is virtue, women can also go to school. ”
Duan Tangtang said the questions that had plagued him for many years.
"Well," Bai Wuyi touched her chin, "I probably know." ”
"You know? Say it quickly, say it quickly. ”
"Actually, we don't travel to a certain dynasty in history, but to a novel."
Duan Tangtang was stunned, "Novel? ”
"Yes, a Tanmei novel, that's it, you know, I've read this novel."
"No wonder," Duan Tangtang suddenly realized, if it was in a novel, then everything that was unreasonable would become reasonable, "Hey, who is the protagonist and what is his name?" ”
"Attacking Duan Baizhu, being called Duan Yingli, you should know."
Don't just know each other!
Duan Baishu is Duan Tangtang's imperial uncle, and Duan Yingli is her youngest brother.
Duan Tangtang patted her leg excitedly, "! That's not, what kind of bone is that! I didn't expect my innocent brother to ......"
"Hey, excitement is excitement, don't move your hands." Bai Wuyi dodged her hand, "No, the two of them are not related by blood, and Duan Baishu is not the emperor's own son." ”
"Cuckold! Gee. This was Duan Tangtang's first reaction.
"Seventh sister, save me!"
Duan Ruiyun's heart-rending cry for help suddenly came from outside the door.
Duan Ditang then remembered the second brother who had been hanging outside by her for a long time, and she hurriedly rushed over, "Come on, second brother hold on!" ”
Duan Tangtang, who had just opened the door, instantly closed the door again when he saw a face that was so black that it couldn't be darker.
The person who came was Duan Tangtang's eldest brother Duan Kongqing.
Bai Wuyi asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Duan Tangtang looked frightened and whispered, "My eldest brother in ancient times." ”
Bai Wuyi's face was still full of question marks, "So?" ”
"I'm most afraid of him, he's fierce, I sneaked out of the palace, I'm afraid he will scold me."
"Seventh sister, open the door, the king of Hades is here, it's so scary."
Duan Ruiyun outside the door kept banging on the door, he was scared and woke up most of the time, but he was still not very sober, and he also said the nickname he gave Duan Kongqing in private.
You're a big man, you're big! Duan Tangtang complained in his heart.
Although she didn't want to go out, she still had to face reality.
Duan Tangtang slowly opened the door and went out with his head down, not daring to look at him, "Big brother, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I won't dare in the future!" ”
He is very skilled in admitting his mistakes, and he does it in one go, without even a punctuation mark.
"Ahh What are you doing, let go of me, Seventh Sister save me! ”
Duan Tangtang wants to kill her second brother, you can shut up, stop shouting.
After getting drunk, Duan Ruiyun was very dishonest, and Duan Kongqing directly carried him on his shoulder.
"! Match my face. ”
The senior rotten girl Bai Wuyi hid aside and exclaimed quietly when she saw this scene, smiling like an idiot.
"I'll take your second brother back first." Duan Kongqing lightly threw down the next sentence and carried Duan Ruiyun away. And Duan Ruiyun was still struggling and shouting in Duan, attracting the attention of many people along the way.
Duan Tangtang, who escaped the catastrophe like this: ??
"No, my eldest brother looks so angry, why did he just leave?"
"I've already made up the picture of the paralysis of the iceberg and the death of the body."
"Wake up, that's my eldest brother and second brother, my brother!" Duan Tangtang slapped the excited Bai Wuyi on the head.
Bai Wuyi covered her head and grinned at her, "I'll just make up for it, YY is not guilty." ”
Duan Tangtang rolled her eyes back.
And a long time later, Duan Tangtang recalled that now, she suddenly realized that Bai Wuyi was the truth to some extent.
After Duan Kongqing came, Duan Tangtang didn't dare to stay any longer.
"Lao Bai, you go back to the palace with me, I will take care of you, eat and drink spicy food every day." Duan Tangtang patted his chest and promised.
"Come on, you." Bai Wuyi said: "Wait for me to clean up my things, and then we will leave." ”
Duan Tangtang said: "By the way, how many silver taels do you get for redemption here?" ”
"No, I've long seen that the bustard here is not pleasing to the eye, and I can't cheap her, so let's sneak away."
Bai Wuyi came to the room in the backyard of the Qinglou and loaded everything valuable that could be taken away.
Duan Tangtang was guarding the outside to prevent others from coming in and being discovered.
"Okay, no?"
"Alright, let's go."
Bai Wuyi carried a big burden on his back and took Duan Tangtang to a corner full of miscellaneous items, "That's it, come and help." ”
"Okay."
Duan Tangtang rolled up his sleeves and moved all the debris, behind the debris was a hole leading to the outside, which was just enough for a person to enter and exit.
"Lao Tzu is finally free! Go to your bustard, go to your Ring Pavilion. ”
After coming out, Bai Wuyi shouted loudly to the wall.
stayed in this ghost place for half a year, and almost didn't suffocate her to death.
"You know how to walk on East Street, I'm going to meet my sixth sister and them."
Bai Wuyi put her hands behind her back, like an uncle, "Follow me." ”
Duan Tangtang followed her, and then said: "Let me tell you, it's inconvenient to brush your teeth and go to the toilet here, I really can't stand it, I miss modern toothbrushes and tissues, and my ice cream!" ”
Bai Wuyi added: "And mobile phones! I don't know how bored I have been for half a year! Every day, I am either performing or in a daze, and I am found fault by some women from time to time, there are no novels, no games, no soap operas, and life is really meaningless. ”
"Speaking of which, you didn't get that in the Qinglou, did you?"
"What do you say, who am I, how could I be taken advantage of by those stinky men," Bai Wuyi pinched her orchid finger and blinked her eyes, "I hate it, she is still a cucumber girl." ”
Duan Tangtang's goosebumps were disgusted by her, "Don't pinch your throat and talk, if you have a disease in your eyes, you can cure it." ”
"However, with your original face, you will definitely not be an Oiran, but fortunately, God gave you a good skin after crossing over."
Bai Wuyi was about to kick her, but Duan Tangtang hurriedly dodged this kick.
"My current appearance is eight points similar to my original appearance, and you are jealous of my beauty that captivates the country and the city."
Bai Wuyi's current appearance is indeed very similar to her original appearance, otherwise Duan Tangtang would not have thought she was familiar before.
Duan Tangtang said, "Don't be tidy, I have to vomit out the overnight meal." ”
Bai Wuyi chased after her and wanted to beat her, but Duan Tangtang was provocative while running in front, and he was very unbeaten.
The two of them just played all the way to the side of East Street.