Chapter 21: Keeping the New Year
Before coming to the Tang Dynasty, there was a TV to pass the time every New Year, but there was no such thing as a TV in the Tang Dynasty, and Leng Feng really had no choice but to follow Li Erniu and them to gamble.
Li Erniu's gambling is one kind: rolling the dice and guessing the size.
This kind of gambling is inevitably boring, Leng Feng was not interested in playing a few games, and after thinking about it, he decided to play "Drumming and Passing Flowers + Truth or Dare" with Li Erniu and them.
You don't have a drum to use, but you can get a stick and hit the table.
After everyone moved out of their ancestors and promised not to lie, Leng Feng turned his back to everyone to be the drummer of the first round.
With the tapping of the wooden stick, a fat chicken, as a "flower", is quickly passed between the big hands.
The knocking stopped, and the fat chicken fell into the hands of the Fourteen Ox.
Leng Feng smiled lewdly and asked, "Do you choose truth or dare?" ”
Fourteen Niu was frightened by Leng Feng's smile, when he was training in the past, as long as Leng Feng put on such a face, there would definitely be more torturous training methods. Leng Feng's lewd smile has become an absolute shadow in their hearts.
"I ...... I choose to be honest! ”
As the drummer, Leng Feng asked directly: "Let's say, who do you think is the most unpleasant in the two teams?" ”
Fourteen Niu replied without thinking: "Of course it's the second dog, this guy is a gentleman, but his face looks like a lady." ”
Fourteen Niu's words drew laughter.
"Alright, you'll be the drummer."
Fourteen bulls beat the drum, and Leng Feng went down.
After a round of percussions, the fat chicken arrived in Li Sanniu's hands.
Fourteen Niu worked hard to learn Leng Feng's lewd smile and looked at Li Sanniu.
Li Sanniu smiled, such a smile would only put pressure on Leng Feng's face: "I choose to take a big risk!" ”
Fourteen Niu's wooden stick immediately pointed at Leng Feng: "Then you can challenge the boss!" ”
Li Sanniu immediately turned into a bitter gourd face...... Challenge the Boss? At the beginning, the second dog tried, and the boss cleaned up the second dog with only one leg, and now although he has made great progress, he challenges the boss?
Leng Feng hadn't been active for a long time, made two chest expansion movements, and then looked at Li Sanniu with encouragement.
Li Sanniu scolded Fourteen Niu for being shameless in his heart, but he could only bite the bullet.
Looking at Li Sanniu, who seemed to be generous to righteousness, the cattle couldn't bear to continue watching.
There was a loud bang, and Leng Feng returned to the team with great satisfaction, secretly praising the human sandbag for being cool. Even if he didn't make a heavy hand, Li Sanniu was piled up on the ground like a mess of mud at this time......
The game continued, this time it was Li Shiniu who "won the lottery", and Li Shiniu also chose to take a big risk, but Li Sanniu couldn't bear to harm his brother to challenge the boss, so he told Li Shiniu to hug a tree in the yard, kiss the bark, and shout loudly, "Marry me!" ”。
After several rounds in a row, the emotions of the fierce team players became higher and higher, and the fat chicken finally fell into the hands of Leng Feng as they wished!
Leng Feng looked at the fat chicken and had a headache, the truth is naturally not good, I can only choose to take a big risk, I hope this group of bastards don't play with me!
Li Wuniu trembled under the encouraging gaze of his partners and said, "Old ...... Boss, I can't do anything to let you kiss the bark......"
As soon as these words came out, the cattle glared at Li Wuniu angrily!
"That'...... So be it. Li Wuniu pointed to Xiao Shuwen who was standing on the side: "Then you kiss her!" ”
Oh! The herds cheered, and some even whistled.
Leng Feng immediately felt that his head was as big as a fight! A few steps in front of Xiao Shuwen, thought for a while before saying, "Can I kiss you?" ”
Xiao Shuwen's face turned rouge and nodded slightly.
Leng Feng immediately grabbed her hand, kissed the back of her hand, and then walked away in a "despicable" disappointment.
On Chinese New Year's Eve, everyone has to keep the year, and the emperor is no exception. By keeping the New Year, Li Shimin led a large family of relatives into the Taiji Palace to enjoy the song and dance with his Emperor Taishang's father.
The weak dancing girl danced a weak dance, and Li Chengqian, who was used to the training of warriors, could withstand this, and fell asleep after watching it for a while.
Li Yuan, who was on the throne, saw Li Chengqian's appearance and couldn't help asking, "Chengqian, why do you look so sleepy?" But this song and dance can't be seen? ”
Although Li Yuan didn't want to see his son, he loved this smart grandson very much.
Li Chengqian replied: "Grandpa Huang, you know that your grandson is learning from a master in the world. When Master trained his subordinates, his grandson also participated in it, and it was hard and unspeakable. I'm used to those days, and I'm not used to singing and dancing. ”
Li Shimin said with a smile: "Your master is not a rigid person, it is impossible to blindly train you. Do you know some entertainment programs during military training? Let's talk about it, watching singing and dancing all the time is inevitably boring, and it will also make your elders stain your light. ”
Li Chengqian left the table, waved his hand to dismiss the dancing girl, and then called Li Tai and Li Ke to demonstrate with himself.
"The name of this game is called'Three-Step Company', the rules are very simple, guess the boxing and choose one person as a 'ghost', capture the rest of the people, as long as one person is touched, it will become a 'ghost', and the previous 'ghost' will restore the human body. If a person is about to be touched by a 'ghost', he can shout 'three-step company', and then all the 'people' will stand still and cannot move, and if they move, they will become 'ghosts', and the 'people' who do not shout 'three-step company' need to step to the first 'person' within three steps, and the feet of the two 'people' need to touch together, and those who fail will also become 'ghosts'......"
Under Li Chengqian's explanation and the demonstration of the three brothers, the royal family immediately mastered the rules of the game. Find some eunuchs and palace maids to form a circle out of the venue, Li Yuan was the first to get off the field, and Li Shimin followed with a smile.
After the three generations of grandparents and grandchildren frolicked, Li Yuan rubbed his waist and said, "In the end, when you are old, I will go and rest for a while, Erlang, you will play." ”
The title "Erlang" has not been used by Li Yuan for a long time, and every time they meet, he calls Li Shimin "emperor", which is extremely blunt. Pei Lin gave him the idea to occupy the Taiji Palace, and he did it, but Li Shimin didn't care about it, and shrank pitifully in the Xiande Palace.
This three-generation game made him tired, but also felt a trace of warmth. Since the second son has done the wrong thing, it is useless to be angry with him......
"This game seems to be a child's game, but it actually exercises people's speed, dodging skills, and reflexes, which is not simple......
Li Shimin deliberately went down to help Li Yuan, and replaced Li Xiaogong and others, who were eager to try, to play.
Li Yuan looked at his heroic son, and suddenly said: "Erlang, this Taiji Palace is very cold in winter, which is not good for my health, you find someone to build me a warmer palace, I have to change places." ”
Li Shimin was obviously overjoyed, but he still said quietly: "Your request is naturally obeyed, Qingque has learned a thing called 'kang', and I heard that it is extremely warm when lying on top of it in the cold winter." Just let him bring someone to build one for you. ”
If the wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk, and the father and son, who put down the mustard, did not wait for the hour, and fell asleep with their shoulders crossed.