Chapter 45: Killing the Goose for the Liver
Everything was as Jiang Weidong expected, after he had been holding the foie gras bigger than his head for a morning, he finally waited for the person he was waiting for.
"Sugar exchanger, come with me with your 'Xiangrui', General Chen wants to see you."
"Okay, military master."
Jiang Weidong hurriedly showed a dog's leg, and he was.
Jiang Weidong is a person with many faces, when needed, he can be a domineering president who is full of words, or he can also be a sales vendor who nods his head and does not want face at all.
Soon, he saw his target, as the general of Chaohu Benzhonglang, Chen Ling.
It was also the first big man he had ever seen since he crossed over.
But I saw that this Chen Ling was about forty years old, but his hair was black and shiny, and there were no folds on his face, but he was different from the majestic general in his imagination, this person's strong physique like a mountain was casually and lazily leaning on the bed, his hair was not neatly combed, the clothes on his upper body were not neat, and he was exposed with a large chest, which looked even a little sloppy, and his sleepy eyes were not very sharp, he really did not look like a general who led the troops to fight.
Jiang Weidong didn't dare to slack off at all, and even the moment he saw this person, the hairs on his body stood up, and his breathing became short.
This man gave him the feeling of being like a lion napping after he had eaten his fill.
"You're the leader of this so-called candy knocker?"
"General Hui, it's the villain."
"Take out your so-called auspicious rui and show it to me."
"Yes"
Jiang Weidong respectfully took out the foie gras from his bag, held it high above his head, and was handed over by Chen Ling's guards.
I saw Chen Ling casually stretch out a hand to take the foie gras, and after looking at it twice, he frowned and said, "Why did you tell me that such a big thing is foie gras?" ”
"General Hui, it's foie gras."
"Fuck you!"
Chen Ling slapped the table and scolded: "Are you a mallet when you are a general?" Is there foie gras bigger than a goose in the world? How dare a mere profiteer deceive General Ben, how many heads do you have? Say! What the hell is this? ”
Jiang Weidong made a look of horror when he heard the half-truth, knelt on the ground and begged for mercy again and again: "Wronged, general, this is really foie gras, I watched the Ryukyuan people take it out of the belly of the goose." ”
"Hehe, you're still hard-mouthed? I think you really don't want to live, come on! ”
"The villain doesn't dare! If the general doesn't believe me, I'll ...... I also brought an auspicious goose this time, and I was willing to kill the goose in front of the general to take the liver, if it weren't for this, the villain would be willing to cut off his belly and take out the villain's liver. ”
"Huh?"
Chen Ling became interested at this time, and looked at Jiang Weidong for a long time: "If you can't cut such a liver, you will take your liver?" ”
"Yes"
Chen Ling nodded: "Okay, then I'll give you a chance." ”
"General Xie, thank you, General." Jiang Weidong was grateful, and he kowtowed and kowtowed, playing a philistine hawker to the fullest.
Soon, a live goose entered the tent.
To say that this goose does not seem to be any different from ordinary geese, at most...... Slightly fatter than a normal goose? And it looks listless.
"General, please borrow a knife."
Chen Ling casually threw his short knife over: "You can use this knife to cut your own abdomen." ”
Jiang Weidong smiled calmly, and then hugged the goose's neck and made a hard effort.
And the goose nagged him.
The goose belongs to everyone's poultry, and everyone who has raised geese in the village knows that this thing is more powerful than a special dog, Jiang Weidong doesn't know whether it is intentional or really stupid, and he has no way to take this goose for a while, so he can peck and scratch himself, making him so embarrassed, and he can't kill it for a long time, which makes Chen Ling laugh.
Of course, after a farce, the goose was still killed by Jiang Weidong.
I saw that he was cautious and concentrated on the knife, but only entered the flesh for less than three points, and then from top to bottom, gently and softly, as if embroidering, thanks to the sharpness of this treasure knife, otherwise it really can't be opened.
"You're really a good inkblot, a belly scratch, actually ............ Damn, this is really fake!! ”
Seeing Jiang Weidong's knife, the red blood stopped after a while, as if the big goose didn't have much blood at all, and the huge goose's belly was almost completely filled with a huge white liver.
Carefully taking it out, Jiang Weidong himself breathed a sigh of relief, took it in his hand and weighed it, it was about five or six catties, and this weight could be regarded as the best even in later generations.
"General, please take a look, can this be auspicious?"
The ancient people were still white, white fox, white tiger, white bird, white fur can be auspicious, since this foie gras is also white, of course it can also be auspicious.
saw Chen Ling go to the ground barefoot, ignoring the blood stains on the foie gras, and holding it up with his own hands, his eyes were blazing.
Looking down at the other internal organs of the goose, the heart, liver, spleen and lungs were all there, but they were all very small, and they had all shrunk into a ball, as if all the internal organs in the belly were making room for this auspicious liver.
This goose ...... It must have just died, yes, I could still peck people just now, I can't fake it.
A little dazed, he turned back and asked his guards, "...... you guys Have any of you ever had geese? Foie gras...... That is true? ”
The guards were also at a loss, geese were not a rare thing, and no one had a few of them, but this was the first time they had heard of such a situation.
"Are there geese among the live birds in the army?"
"Yes...... Yes. ”
"Then why don't you get me one?"
Soon, another fat goose entered the tent.
This big goose looks much healthier than the deformed goose Jiang Weidong, with its noble head held high, and even its cry is extremely loud.
Chen Ling took matters into his own hands this time, grabbed the goose's neck, and killed it in three or two strokes, and then took it upon himself to slowly dissect the goose's belly in the same way as Jiang Weidong, but it was instantly covered with blood, which was completely different from Jiang Weidong's goose.
Regardless of the bloody hands, Chen Ling put his hand into the goose's belly and pulled it out, and soon, a bloody, black-red, black-red, and smelly liver about the size of a fist was held in his hand.
Chen Ling put it on the big white liver that weighed four or five pounds before.
What the hell is this??
"This ...... This ......"
Chen Ling looked at Jiang Weidong in surprise and was speechless.
"General, this auspicious rui is tender and juicy, just put it on the iron plate, slightly heat and bake, it is a fairy delicacy, it has been taken out, and the general is asked to allow the villain to cook for the general."