Sun Xiangfu's amount of wine is not large, like this wine of more than fifty degrees, at most one catty, he will be top-heavy, his tongue will be big, and if he is a little more, it will be broken.

Li Shimin asked Qu Tuquan to open Sun Xiangfu's shackles, so that he temporarily had the ability to serve a bowl and drink by himself, and then gave Sun Xiangfu a wine bowl bigger than his head and poured it directly for him.

"What, you made me drink too much! Don't blame me if you don't hear it. ”

Li Shimin said with a cold face, "If I were so intolerant, you would have died ten times long ago." ”

Sun Xiangfu nodded and said, "Just remember what you said." ”

After that, Sun Xiangfu held the big wine bowl in both hands and began to drink, this big bowl can hold at least more than a pound of wine, and after drinking a bowl, he directly overdosed.

"Hiccup~"

Put down the wine bowl, after a while, Sun Xiangfu's eyes became confused, and the wine burped continuously, Li Shimin was very satisfied with his drunk state, and glanced at Wang Deyong and Qu Tu and said, "You all go out!" No one is allowed to come within 10 feet of here. ”

After Wang Deyong and Qu Tuquan bowed and retreated, Li Shimin said, "I will give you a chance to defend yourself, now you can speak!" ”

"Hiccup! ~Say? Say what to say! You don't drink, how can you chat? Dirt like you, dirt buns! There is such a little achievement, and it will start to swell immediately, and I don't know how old I am, I estimate that in a few years, you will think about immortality! The matter of feathering into immortals······"

Sun Xiangfu was really overdosed, and immediately entered the mode of playing drunk, directly threw aside something like an honorific title, and even opened the spit mode for Li Shimin mercilessly.

"What bullshit is immortal, turning feathers into immortals, and talking about serious things."

Although Li Shimin was strongly scolding Sun Xiangfu in his tone, he didn't know why, his old face was a little red, and his middle breath was not so full, and he drunk people with clichés, which was not what a gentleman did.

Moreover, this guy in history, didn't he just die of indiscriminate medicine and wanted to live forever, but I'm afraid, now he has such a mind.

"Serious business, that is, you are a dumpling······" Sun Xiangfu pointed at Li Shimin and began to complain again.

When Li Shimin heard this, he covered his forehead and regretted it in his heart, it was indeed not his original intention to pour wine into the cliché, this was a bad idea that Empress Changsun came up with, but who knows, Sun Xiangfu, this kid, is drunk, and he can only curse people indiscriminately.

Although Li Shimin doesn't know what Tubaozi means, it must be a scolding like Tian She'er, he is a dignified emperor, and he is continuously pointed at his nose and scolded by others, no matter how big his stomach is, he will be very unhappy.

However, with a drunk, you can't be reasonable, Li Shimin looked at the wine jar as big as a watermelon, and then looked at the wine bowl as big as a head, and simply poured a bowl for himself, and began to pour it violently, everyone drank too much, so it was fair, and only a drunk could communicate well with a drunk.

Seeing Li Shimin pouring himself wine, Sun Xiangfu said with a big tongue again, "Don't be, don't say, I admire your ability the most, that is, to drink, every time you drink to seven or eight points drunk, you can still keep your mind clear, and everyone will be stunned." 、

Hiccup~, come, come, give me a show of your unique skills, let me, I'll see how much you can fool people if you drink too much.

Hiccup~, I, I'm playing your drinking buddy, no, I'm your drinking buddy······"

Hearing Sun Xiangfu's broken thoughts, Li Shimin, who had thought that he was almost ready to drink, poured himself a big bowl again, raised the bowl and drank a few big sips, and his tears flowed out of the spicy wine, so he stopped, people who are in a bad mood usually drink like this.

After these two times, Li Shimin directly drank a bowl and a half, more than half a catty more than Sun Xiangfu, and drank so quickly that he almost couldn't help but squirt out, and when he put down the wine bowl, he was also the same as Sun Xiangfu, becoming a drunkard with blurred eyes and the emperor's domineering.

Seeing him like this, it made Sun Xiangfu in a drunken state have more desire to speak, and the best person for a drunk to talk to is always another drunk.

"Look, it's so much cuter, with a stiff face all day long, and a big chair and a wolf, isn't it interesting?

People, especially those in high positions, should be close to the people, should be grounded, can grasp the characteristics of the people's hearts, never a king's tyranny, but a simple and unpretentious, for the people of the world to bear all the pain and suffering of the heart, as long as you do not allow the people's lives to become bad, the people, will not allow anyone to come out against you, this is the truth of long-term peace and stability in the world. ”

"You, don't you understand this? However, with the current conditions of our Datang, it is completely possible for more land and population to live a better life under our rule. Li Shimin's strength of wine also came up, and he no longer let Sun Xiangfu say it alone, patted the table and said.

However, Sun Xiangfu, who had completely lost control, did not give Li Shimin face at all, he completely instinctively opened the bar raising mode with Li Shimin, and also patted the table and said, "Yes, how else can you say that you are a soil bun!" That's it? Do you think it's a good life? This is 108,000 miles away from a good life!

You haven't even implemented the construction of the new and new countryside to the whole country, and the majority of the people have an income of less than a few dollars a year, and they can't afford to see a doctor, take medicine, or withstand natural disasters, this is what you call a good life? Believe it or not, as long as there is a nationwide natural disaster, it can wipe out the country in minutes? ”

Sun Xiangfu shook his head and waved his hand to accuse Li Shimin of looking very bad, but this was not over, he took a long distance, and said again, "This, let's not talk about this, a bun like you doesn't know how natural disasters are formed, let's talk about your current internal governance problems, just the existing land, you are short of officials, few personnel, barely able to maintain, just like that, you still want to expand externally?"

Even if you fight down more places, will you be able to manage them? Fight today, tomorrow, let others fight back, take the lives of the soldiers, and play this game of hegemony for you?

At the root, you call this disrespect for life.

I, I ask you, how many people died in the battle of Gaogu? More than 10,000 soldiers! Behind them are more than 10,000 families, no matter how much merit you have gained because of this war, the damage you bring to these more than 10,000 families is eternal.

Moreover, this is not just a problem of more than 10,000 families, the northeast is now under the rule of my Tang Dynasty, that is to say, in that war, the people who were killed by our soldiers or Yuangai Suwen pit will be counted on the head of our Datang, that is three or four hundred thousand people, at least representing more than 100,000 families, and Yunnan, our soldiers who were killed and wounded there are more than 1,000 people, and the number of local deaths is also as high as hundreds of thousands.

Of course, this is all Wang Hao's fault, and I can't blame you.

But have you calculated, 1,000 dead here, 10,000 dead there, how many of our Datang people can die like this forever?

The entire Eurasian continent, the land and population that are not in the area ruled by my Tang Dynasty, are at least dozens of times more than Liaodong and Yunnan, and they have completely different beliefs, cultures, and languages from ours.

You must know better than me, and I also understand that great unification may eliminate many hidden dangers in the future of my Datang and bring us a lot of benefits, but there are many ways to earn benefits, and it may not be to rule by force.

We, our Datang, are just a baby who has just stood up, you just want to push him, run, kill people, this is too inappropriate, in the end, it must be us who lose it. ”

Li Shimin was stunned by Sun Xiangfu's tirade, however, his thinking after being drunk was different from that of normal times, pointing to Sun Xiangfu's nose and saying, "I know the meaning of this 'soil bun', you are saying that I have no knowledge and no brains." You have insight, you, you tell me, how did this natural disaster come about, and what do we need to do to have the ability to expand abroad. ”

"What! Are you here to ask me? Tell me, you, you have to have the posture of asking for advice, and then talk about it when the wine is dry. Sun Xiangfu shook his head and said in a very unbeaten posture.

After speaking, he himself felt thirsty, picked up the big bowl in front of him and drank it, it was not white water, it was white wine, but unfortunately, he was now drunk thinking, almost, it was almost to the extent that others persuaded him not to drink, but he would say that I was not drunk, and I still had to drink.

Seeing that Sun Xiangfu himself also drank, Li Shimin, who was only seven or eight percent drunk, was naturally not to be outdone, raised the big wine bowl, and went down by half a catty, so far, a jar of five catties of wine was drunk by them for more than three catties, and when the two put down the wine bowl, no matter how much they tried to hold on, they couldn't hold it, and they were basically half-lying on the desk.

"It's really uncomfortable for him to drink, if only he had peanuts."

"What are peanuts?"

"Let's just say you're a bun! I don't know about peanuts, uh, there doesn't seem to be a place here now, in a few years, I'll invite you to eat in a few years······"

"Oh, peanuts are eaten! Is it tasty? ”

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's a good one." Sun Xiangfu gave a thumbs up and said, "We, what did we just say?" ”

"I don't remember, like, what kind of disaster, natural disaster came." Li Shimin's hand waved without rules at all.

"O natural disaster! How do natural disasters come about? I don't remember either, when I was a child, when I watched the Haier brothers, it seemed that they would talk a little bit about popular science knowledge, but now, all, I have forgotten it. ”

"Hai, Brother Haier? Who is it? He, does he know how natural disasters come about? I must visit him. ”

Sun Xiangfu laughed when he heard this, "Hahaha, you, are you going to visit the Haier brothers and visit in the cartoon?" ”

"Cartoons? What is a cartoon? ”

"You, you drink, drink, I tell you."

Li Shimin didn't need Sun Xiangfu's persuasion, he just poured himself the wine jar and grunted it into his throat, he was already completely drunk, and all his actions were subconscious.

"Cartoons, at that time, they were moving pictures! Speaking of which, this thing is actually not difficult to make, but now, everyone doesn't like to look at those things. ”

"Then what do you love to do now?"

"Look at the live stream! Short video! Play online games! Brush the Internet! If you have a mobile phone, you can do anything. ”

"Look, watch the live broadcast, who is the live broadcast? Is it good-looking? ”

"Hehe, how can you know what a live broadcast is, you drink this bowl, I'll teach you a paragraph, you help me play, beat it! That's it, just knock on the table. ”

"Smack, smack, slap······"

Sun Xiangfu slapped the table with his palm, and he was not afraid of the pain of the palm, and soon, Li Shimin poured a big sip of wine, and wanted to pour the wine, but found that the jar was empty, so he immediately pushed the jar aside, and also learned Sun Xiangfu's rhythm, slapped the table, and then, Sun Xiangfu picked up the chopsticks on the table and knocked on the dry wine bowl.

There was no microphone, Sun Xiangfu rolled the booklet left by Wang Hao on the table, held the microphone in his hand, and began to sing while tapping the wine bowl with chopsticks and facing the booklet rolled into a cylinder.

"Knife, angrily slash the snow-winged eagle. Mountain, heroic into the sky.

Fire, churning and burning. The sea is setting off thousands of waves.

The wind does not disperse the clouds. Snow, dripping in the heart.

The moon is like the heavenly fairy.

Stepping on the road of heaven, abolishing the Emperor of Heaven, beheading the King of Hades, crying ghosts and gods, destroying the Emperor of the Sea, breaking the heavens and reversing, and carrying the ······ of the world alone"

Ten feet away from the camp tent, faintly heard the roar of banging and beating in the camp tent, Qu Tuquan and Wang De glanced at each other in surprise, and each shrugged their shoulders, how could they still drink and sing.

After a while, Sun Xiangfu, who couldn't pronounce the words clearly at all, and didn't know what lyrics he should sing, finally stopped and shouted, "How about it, it's not enjoyable······

Shaking his head and immersed in the inexplicable excitement, Li Shimin nodded again and again, and then nodded his head on the table, and the snoring suddenly sounded, but he drank more than a pound of liquor than Sun Xiangfu.

And the amount of alcohol was not as good as Li Shimin's Sun Xiangfu, and he also sat on the ground with his butt and fell asleep on all fours.