Chapter 140: You Taste, You Taste
King Wu loves flowers and plants, basically except for some important things, King Wu is dressed as an old farmer, taking care of his flowers and vegetables in the yard.
Wu Wangfu will often be visited, and some people will vote for King Wu's favor and send a lot of precious flowers and plants.
However, for those precious flowers and plants, King Wu is not very concerned, he likes to plant flowers, grass, and even vegetables, but he doesn't like those delicate things, not to mention that they are not easy to take care of, and Wu Wangfu does not want to have anything to do with which family.
It's just that I didn't expect someone to send a strange thing this time, and the person couldn't tell what it was called.
When it comes to planting flowers and grass, King Wu never lets people help him, and he personally carries the basket to the forest in the backyard to dig some soil.
King Wu was digging happily, when he heard a loud noise not far away, and King Wu sat on the ground with his buttocks.
King Wu's temper was directly ignited, and the soil was no longer dug now, so he ran over with a hoe and a sound.
As soon as he arrived here, he saw Qin Han and the three of them laughing around the pit, and King Wu thought that he didn't need to think about it to know that it was the three little rabbit cubs who did it. Looking at the embarrassed ground, King Wu remembered the house he had burned down, and the anger in his heart doubled, regardless of three seven two one, he smashed the butts of the three with a hoe.
Qin Han and the three of them were chatting happily, and King Wu deliberately lowered his voice again, the three of them were stunned and didn't notice the big living person behind them, and as soon as they laughed, they felt a hot pain in their buttocks, and they saw King Wu looking at the three of them angrily.
Li Cunxin covered his buttocks, looked at King Wu in disbelief, and said aggrievedly: "Uncle Zhao, what are you beating me for!" ”
King Wu snorted coldly.
"Humph! Hit you? ”
Zhao Kuo on the side was the most experienced person, looking at his father's expression, he knew that this was just the beginning of a battle, not the end.
Zhao Kuo didn't wait for King Wu to make another move, he ran away, and then Zhao Kuo was still very righteous, and shouted at the two people who were holding their buttocks and staying still: "What else are you asking!" Come on! Fast! ”
The two of them heard Zhao Kuo's words, but it was a little late, and the hoe handle in King Wu's hand had already patronized the buttocks of the two again. The two of them didn't care why they were beaten, so they pursued Zhao Kuo while covering their buttocks. For a while, the cat and mouse trick played out again in the woods.
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The partial house of King Wu's mansion
"Ah, tap! Tap! ”
"Ahh Eh."
Qin Han and the three of them were lying on the bed side by side with their bare buttocks, and the little maid of Wu Wangfu was blushing and applying medicine to the three of them.
King Wu sat down and drank tea, listening to the wailing of the three people from time to time, he felt a burst of relaxation, as if it was more interesting than planting flowers and grass.
King Wu's subordinates showed mercy, although the buttocks of the three were a little red and swollen, but they didn't really hurt their muscles and bones, but they just hurt a little. After the little maid rubbed the medicine, she had a cold and cold feeling, and the three of them felt a lot more comfortable.
King Wu put down the tea, thinking of the situation in the forest, a trace of solemnity flashed between his eyebrows, looked at the three of them and asked, "Then the movement in the forest is really caused by the three of you?" ”
Hearing his father's question, Zhao Kuo stopped humming, nodded and said, "We made it, but it is more accurate that Qin Han made it." ”
Qin Han was stunned, why did he sell himself.
"Oh?"
King Wu was slightly surprised by Zhao Kuo's words, his son has liked to tinker with some strange things since he was a child, and the house that was burned, he originally thought that his son made it, but he didn't expect it to be this man from Anping County.
"Hmph, today I said that you are not as arrogant as Old Man Xue said, but now it seems that I am underestimating you, you are even more arrogant than he said! If I hadn't been here, I'm afraid the entire Wu Wangfu would have been sent to heaven by the three of you. ”
"Uh..."
King Wu's words, Qin Han really can't answer, he can't say his son's fault in front of his father, besides, people are princes, and they can't directly contradict others.
However, Zhao Kuo opened his mouth for his brother and said, "Dad, Qin Han is really not to blame for this, I asked him to do it." Originally, I planned to order it in the wing, but Qin Han said that it was too dangerous, so we went to the forest, otherwise I am afraid that the wings will be gone at this time. ”
When King Wu heard this, he became even more angry.
"You stinky boy, you're so proud to blow up your own house! Ah, why don't you up too! ”
Listening to King Wu's reprimand, Zhao Kuo had no choice but to bow his head honestly, but in his heart, he was moved by King Wu's words, and such a big pit was blown up, and even the book was blown up. If there are more people, can you tell which hand is which person?
Thinking of this, Zhao Kuo couldn't help but shudder, but the eagerness in his eyes seemed to be even stronger.
Zhao Kuo was not afraid of the dark forces and stepped forward, which made Qin Han a little moved, and he was ready to say a few good words for his brother.
"Inside, my lord, His Royal Highness the Prince of the World is not for my great promotion, this is called being willing to dedicate and dare to sacrifice, which should be praised."
After Qin Han finished speaking, the other three were directly stunned. After a while, Li Cunxin and Zhao Kuo glanced at each other, and then lowered their heads directly.
"What kind of excuse is this, it's better not to say it."
King Wu was also directly laughed at by Qin Han, and slammed the hoe on the table again.
"Let's talk about it, how is this a law for the Jin Kingdom, say it, I'll personally ask Your Majesty for your credit, I can't say it, hum~"
Qin Han looked at the hoe that was still hot on the table, and suddenly felt that his butt seemed to start hurting again, swallowed his saliva, and said: "This, this prince, don't you think that black powder is better for fighting, think about it, if you make the amount of this thing a little bigger and put it in the enemy's military formation, it will be bang at that time!" No matter how many people he has, don't they all have to go to heaven? ”
King Wu's expression froze, the tree that had just been blown down and the pit that remained, but he had seen it all, if this was replaced by a human, I am afraid that it would have been blown up a long time ago.
Seeing that King Wu had stabilized, Qin Han's heart also settled down a lot, and he continued: "Lord Wang, think about it again, if we fight with the Liao people again. The Liao people are mostly cavalry, when they charge, we throw two, bang, the horse will definitely be frightened, where can you still hold the line when the time comes, this charge itself will disperse.
Or, when we are attacking the city, if we let the soldiers attack under the rain of arrows, I don't know how many casualties will be killed. But we'll get a cart of explosives and bury them under his city, and when the time comes, I'll have to lie down on the walls of the city. ”
"Do you say yes, lord? Your product, your fine product. ”