When he woke up in the morning, Fang Xuanling was in a very bad mood, looking at the majestic wife lying beside him, listening to her deafening snoring, and couldn't help sighing! Thinking of the battle with my wife last night, I can't help but be full of grievances! The wife's figure really has nothing to say, she wants a waist and a waist, and she wants flesh! The chest is quite big, but why is this heart so small! I just said hello to Granny Wang next door yesterday, and my wife nagged me all night last night. Watching her cry and talk, crying while talking, looking at her pear blossom crying with rain, Fang Xuanling thought that she had gone, she was crying for herself! It's so frustrating! The beautiful and lovely little woman went there, how could she become so terrible and ferocious in just a few years!

"Hey! Don't cry! Be careful your son hears! Don't think about it, what is there to watch out for in that thin and withered old woman? Nowadays, the world thinks that fat is beautiful, who would like a woman with no meat and no breasts? What's more, she also has four half-grown sons who are like wolves and tigers! If you're not careful, it's not a matter of stealing chickens, but causing a commotion? ”

"Listen to what you say, you must have an idea! You are a person, as soon as you have an idea, you will take action, you just fall in love with the second boss of Wang Po, my heart, pull out the cold! Woo."

"I didn't, I really didn't, I only had you in my heart, since we first met, I only had you in my heart!"

"Then when we first met, why did you first look at my maid Xiaocui, why didn't you look at me!"

"The conscience of heaven and earth, I was the first to see you, you think you have such an outstanding appearance, how can Xiaocui compare!"

"Then why didn't you look at me first? Why? ”

"Madam, I saw you first, and I only have you in my eyes!"

"I don't believe it, you're the one who saw her first! I was watching, you don't want to lie to me! You looked at her at the time, just like you are looking at the old woman today! ”

"Nope! I looked at her with ridicule at that time, you see that she is skinny and skinny, except for the skin on her body, how can she be so smooth and round, delicate and beautiful like Madame, what kind of thing is her princess, how can she compare with your wife! ”

"Leave aside the matter of the princess for the time being, then why did you look at my maid Xiaocui first, instead of me first?

"Isn't it because I read books all year round, my eyes are a little squinted, and you don't read, how do you know the bitterness of reading! The situation at that time was like this, I was facing your maid, in fact, my eyes have been looking at you seriously, just think that when I greeted the princess today, in fact, my eyes have been looking at you! ”

"That's pretty much it, I'll forgive you! Come here, sleep a little, my mother is in a good mood today, so I will let you be cheap and let you sleep next to my mother! ”

"Cut! You're not here for me to massage your back! We just got it yesterday, and you don't know it, so I can't do it today! Unintentionally on the horse! ”

"Look for a fight! Why don't you hurry up and give the old lady a good press! The old lady exercised a little too much last night, and her old waist hurts! ”

"Be quiet, be careful that your son hears it, my son is older, and now he understands everything!"

"Cut, my son is not like you, an old wreck! My son won't come back so early, my son went to pick up girls today, and now he is not at home at all! ”

"Be quiet, my son picks up girls, that's the task of the main bus generation, don't talk nonsense!"

"My son is so beautiful, he will definitely succeed! Whew! ”

Fang Xuanling looked at his thin body, looked at his wife's sleeping soundly, and couldn't help but feel his dry throat again and sighed. Every time I talk to my wife, I have to be very careful, in case I accidentally say the wrong thing, my life may be in danger! Think of his wife's fist as big as the mouth of the bowl, think of her thick arms, how can his own life never bear the weight! When I first met my wife, it was clear that my wife pounced on me like a hungry dog seeing food, and I was almost knocked down by her! He trembled like a lamb to the slaughter, and he remembered who he saw first?

Thinking of the woman named Xiaocui in his wife's mouth, he seemed to have smiled at her, but it was after they got up together, but how could his wife know, is this the sixth sense that the lord once said! It seems that you must be careful when doing things in the future, hey! Who made themselves so handsome! When those women saw themselves, they were all too shameless!

He slowly moved his wife's thick thighs that were pressing on him and gently lowered them. After that, I slowly sat up, got down from the bed carefully, thinking about what I was going to do today, and couldn't help but speed up the process of action!

Thinking that as a small official, a small official of Dali Temple, and a small official who has just been seconded to the Terracotta Division, today's task must be completed, must be completed, must be completed! Thinking of the sneer on his lord's face, he was really scared! I don't know how to handle my son's affairs, so I don't want to go on a business trip! Today is a very important thing to do, in the words of the lord, it is the "A" plan! What the hell is this "A", it's so powerful, the son goes to seduce the princess, it's a "C" level event! I really don't know what this lord thinks!

When Fang Xuanling went out, he saw his son Fang Yiai, who was dressed up in a fancy, not to mention the bitter taste in his heart! "Hey, when will this ghost thing reach the lord's request, looking at his oily face, I really want to slap him in the face, if he is not his own seed, I really want to kill him!

Fang Yiai saw his father coming, and hurriedly came over to see the ceremony!

"Good morning father, why did father go out so early today, father worked hard! Why is my father's face so bad, did my father not rest yesterday? Why is my father still wearing the same clothes as yesterday, why doesn't my father change into other clothes, if my father doesn't change his clothes, he will be discovered by your colleagues, and if they find out, they will tell their wives and concubines through their mouths that they know, and if their wives and concubines know, the whole Jiuhua City will know! Then before noon today, I'll be laughed at by my buddies! If they laugh at me, I will feel very ashamed, if I feel ashamed, I will be very lost, if I feel lost, my endocrine disorder, if I have endocrine disorder, my face will have small pimples, if I have small pimples on my face, my girlfriend will dislike me, if my girlfriend dislikes me, I will not be able to complete the task assigned to me by my lord, in that case, our big plan may fail, then the reason for all the failure is because you don't change your clothes today, Father, go change your clothes......"

Fang Xuanling said angrily: "Don't worry about Lao Tzu's affairs!" Just mind your own business! How's your business going? ”

Fang Yiai winked at Fang Xuanling and said, "I have already done the matter that my father told me to buy some gifts for the holidays!" But the father and the son said: 'Three provinces in one day!' If a father does something wrong, the child must point it out to his face! Father, if you are wrong and your son doesn't tell him to your face, it's your son's fault! In addition, not only did my father not change his clothes today, but the clothes that he didn't change were still dirty, and you can see that there are oil stains that fell during yesterday's meal! ”

Fang Xuanling muttered in a low voice, "That's just the tea that just fell on it!" ”

"But father, you are wearing white clothes, and the pale yellow tea stains are even more obvious. And the location of the tea stains is not very good! Just on the outside of your thighs! You know, then you're spilling tea on yourself! I don't know, I thought you peed on yourself! Then they will think that there is a problem with your side, and then they will think that there is a problem with mine as well! But there is no problem with my side, it is something that everyone in our Jiuhua City knows! Then, they will doubt my origins! So ......"

Seeing the back of his father fleeing in the wilderness, Fang Yiai tidied up his clothes and waved his hand to a flower bush behind him, only to see a red shadow quietly drifting by......

The place where Fang Xuanling is going today is a small shop at the corner of Vientiane Street, he is going there to have breakfast, and then do something, or do something!

Vientiane Street is located in the small alley south of the main gate of Daxiangguo Temple in the west of Jiuhua City, the street is only a few dozen zhang long, and there are four or five families living in it. On the north side of the street is a small restaurant, and on the south side is a private school and an incense shop! The place Fang Xuanling is going to today is the small restaurant, and the name of the store is "Smell the Fragrance and Taste Building".

Thinking about the signal that his son had just sent to him, thinking about the red shadow he had just squinted.

"It looks like my son already has his hand!" The princess of the Tang Dynasty! Cut! Back then, Lao Tzu seemed to have had several princesses! If the other party is not too young, then use his own son to shoot, Lao Tzu and I will kill all ages! ”

Fang Xuanling smiled and hid the waist card of Dali Temple exposed on his waist, and then walked into the restaurant with a serious face!

The bustling voice in the restaurant stopped abruptly when he saw him Fang Xuanling come in, as if he had pressed the pause button! Except for the stinky tofu that was still frying in the oil pan and still slowly bubbling, everyone also stopped exercising, everyone opened their mouths and quietly looked at him Fang Xuanling! It's like you've come to a still time and space!

One bird enters the forest, and a hundred birds are mute! Who said that an old house that has no status at home, no one is afraid! Lao Fang looked at the silent crowd, the smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and his face became serious! It seems that a god-like light is beginning to flash on his body!

"Good dogs don't get in the way, don't get out of the way!"

Hearing the roar behind him, Lao Fang couldn't help but feel very embarrassed, and hurriedly let go of the blocked door, and a man with a black face slowly walked past Fang Xuanling's side. I saw that the person was full of flowers, and his face was arrogant, and he was a difficult person to get along with!

It turned out that everything that happened was not because of his Fang Xuanling, so embarrassing......