When Ma Yun was chatting with Zhang Shun, he saw Peng Shuang walking in from the outside, his little face was pale and white, and he said in his heart: Oh, this is the thing that doesn't have long eyes, and it actually makes my little beauty angry like this?

Ma Yun immediately interrupted the chat with Zhang Shun, won with a smile on his face, and said, "Shuang'er, what's wrong with you?" Who provoked you, tell me, I'll send someone to spank him. ”

"Master, I was just about to tell you, after the master left the house this morning, I took inventory of the things at home, and I was taking inventory, guess what happened?" Twin airways.

"Did you find a few extra pieces of jewelry?" Jack Ma teased.

"Lord-----" Shuang'er Xu sensed Ma Yun's ridicule, glanced at Ma Yun, and continued: "When I was taking stock, I heard from someone that the silver taels that Zhang Zhuang had enshrined this year were blocked by the people of the Punishment Division at the gate of the city. So, I went directly to the Correctional Division to ask them to let them go, but these officials couldn't say why they were retreating, so I smashed the Correctional Division in anger and came back. ”

What the? Ma Yun was taken aback, this little girl is still hot-tempered, you are half a member of the palace, you dare to smash the office of the police uncle, who is deeply loved by the masses, and come back unharmed. It's really the maid of the palace who is also a six-grade official, one more than the concierge of the Prime Minister's Mansion.

Ma Yun suddenly had two words in his head, arrogant and domineering. Peng Shuang is such a gentle person in front of him, and he actually became a tigress after going out, what does this mean? It shows how arrogant this prince was in the past. Originally, Ma Yun liked to make a lot of money in a muffled voice, and what he usually pursued was low-key and low-key, and then low-key; But after five generations, how did he become such a person.

Ma Yun couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart: After listening to Wu Ban's words today, I think you should be more cautious, but you made this incident, such a beauty, should I punish you?

Zhang Shun said with a smile: "Miss Peng's name, the king has heard some of it in the palace, she is really a heroine among women, it is really happy to smash the Punishment Division, otherwise you can really let the people of the Punishment Department mix this matter." ”

Ma Yun glanced at Zhang Shun in surprise and wondered: Aren't you known as "old and serious"? How can you add fuel to the fire? Forget it, for the sake of you being a beauty, I'll forgive you once, it's already smashed anyway, I can't just run over and apologize, we're the little prince.

Ma Yun took Shuang'er's little hand, comforted Shuang'er with kind words, and promised to personally supervise the people of the Criminal Department tomorrow to investigate the case, this little girl's face turned red quickly, and the whole person quickly recovered from the little tiger just now, to the little woman I saw pitiful, hehe is a little interesting.

Ma Yun was enjoying this moment of gentleness, and Qian Qing and Shi said loudly outside the door: "Master, what you asked us to buy, we got it back." ”

The "peasant association" is here, and there is still this thing in this year? Oh, it must be "got back", it seems that Mandarin still has to be popularized, so that Ma Yun has to listen to others with his ears open like a dog, otherwise he may not understand.

When Ma Yun saw that they brought in the things that were given to women, he almost fainted, Qian Qing, Shi Da, your thoughts, this --- this --- is too fashionable, right?

This thing, to be specific, is not a thing, to be exact, it is a person, not someone else, it is the performance artist that Jack Ma saw at noon today.

Ma Yun's head suddenly short-circuited, "You are going to give this person to a woman." ”

As soon as Ma Yun said this, Peng Shuang's big eyes turned around on the three of them, feeling very curious; Zhang Shun glanced at it, immediately lowered his head, and stopped talking.

Qian Qing and Shi Da were a little anxious and said, "No, no." ”

Ma Yun said in his heart: It doesn't matter, the food, clothing, words and deeds of the ancients in the past few days have made me fully mentally prepared, besides, we are modern people, and we have heard and seen much more than you, can you still not understand the thoughts of your ancients? The worst is the "three noes policy": no opposition, no support, and no statement.

Shi Dadao: "Master, our brothers and sisters have been walking around the street for a long time, and we don't know what to buy?" We happened to see this person selling swords near the Warm Smoke Pavilion, as the saying goes, "The sword is given to the beauty", so we decided to buy it, but the sword was too expensive, and we had to bring the person back. ”

Ma Yun said in his heart, it is a sword for heroes, and pink is matched with a beauty, right? A sword for a beauty? My wife carries a sword every day, what's the matter? Does this man still dare to ask for flowers and willows? Can our service industry still develop? What kind of brains is this?

Ma Yun was about to speak, but Peng Shuang had already said, "How much is your sword?" ”

The performance artist raised his head and said loudly: "If it is a hero, this sword should not be taken for a penny, otherwise, it will be worth a thousand taels of silver, and you can buy it." ”

Don't raise your head, it's like a nosebleed, your high hat is still tied quite tightly, it's all in a horizontal direction, and it doesn't hang down. Mygod！ You're a bit of a talent for performance art.

Hearing him say that a sword sells for a thousand taels of silver, even Zhang Shun raised his head and stared at the sword in his hand.

In fact, it is not visible, because this sword is placed in the sword holster, and what about this sword holster? It's so cheesy.

Ma Yun said in his heart: How did you get such a broken thing as a sword holster? I thought your hype level was quite high. In order to sell a sword, he also smashed himself into a performance artist, and the slogan is also different, not "Selling swords?" It's cheap, let's take a look. One kind, and directly it is "I am a madman。。。。。 Shake everyone up first.

This man is unusual! Ma Yun is about to ask, in addition to advertising and selling swords, do you also want to express your inner world, do you want to express your dissatisfaction with the government? Or do you want to express your feelings about life? Or to raise money for the 2008 Beijing Olympics, can you explain what you were doing? You should not only stay in Changsha City, but you should run, run like Forrest Gump, maybe everyone will run with you, no one will fight, the country will be reunified, and the world will be peaceful. How wonderful!

Shuang'er continued: "Since you sell swords, can you let us see this sword?" We can't afford not to see the goods, so let's give money. ”

The performance artist chuckled, "Of course. As he spoke, he held the sword holster in his left hand and the hilt of the sword in his right hand.

Ma Yun immediately fainted and fell to the ground, this kid dares to play performance art, it must be a guy with his upper lip next to the sky and his lower lip next to the ground. However, Ma Yun didn't expect that the sentence just now could not describe him at all. It's true: I've seen shameless, but I've never seen you so shameless, shameless to the point that I don't even know the word "shameless"; In other words, shamelessness to the point where "shameless" is considered a compliment. Even in the 21st century, the word shameless has only evolved to the point of being a neutral word, are you a person from the 31st century? Are you a saint?