Chapter 5 City People and Country People

Fang Xuanling, who was full of embarrassment, waited for the black-faced man to walk past him for a long time before he walked in helplessly!

The shop was pretending to be a square of guys to help, looking at Fang Xuanling who walked in, and hurriedly stepped forward to say hello!

"Guest, are you staying or eating?"

Fang Xuanling didn't look at the square, and said coldly: "When can you stay here, and when will our yamen approve the reason why you can open a hotel?" How do I not know, do you know that this is a serious violation of the laws of the Tang Dynasty! According to the law, exile to a wild land for a thousand miles! ”

Fang cautiously said: "I haven't turned sixteen years old this year, according to the law of the Tang Dynasty, I can not be dealt with by the law!" ”

Fang Xuanling looked at the square and said solemnly again: "Then what about the owner of your store, if you don't deal with you, then you should deal with your shopkeeper!" Inform your shopkeeper tomorrow and go to our Dali Temple Yamen early in the morning to surrender, and maybe I can give you a chance to be lenient! ”

Fang Fang looked at Fang Xuanling, seemed to hesitate, and then whispered: "Master Fang, I admit that you are a big official, but you really have a problem with your memory?" The owner of this shop has my name written on it! ”

"You also know that it's your name, do you know, you said the same thing last month, and I already checked it last month, you are sixteen years old this month, you have to be responsible for what you say, how about it, surrender on time tomorrow!"

"But my lord, my birthday is the fifth day of the fifth month of May, and this year is April, according to the law of our Datang, I have to wait until next month to turn sixteen, so I can still not be responsible for what I said this month!"

"But, you know it's going to be a big problem, but why do you say that? Aren't you conditioning the old man! ”

"Uncle Fang! You're wrong, how dare I tease your old man! I just said that all for the sake of rhyming when I speak, and for sounding smooth! ”

"Nonsense! You're really trying to tease the old man! Wait for the old man to come to you next month to find trouble! By the way, what did that black-faced guy just now! Why aren't you afraid of the old man at all! ”

Fang Fang looked at Fang Xuanling and said with a smile: "I'm not a senior catcher like you, how can I know!" Why don't you two build a table, you go and ask, I'll share a table for the two of you? ”

"No, I'll go later, now I have something important to do, you go get busy, I'll go get a few pieces of tofu to eat first!"

"Okay, Fang Ye, you can take care of yourself, except for the tofu here, everything else is self-served, you know the rules here, you can do it yourself!" With that, Square turned around and went to greet the other guests!

The breakfast in this "Smell and Taste Building" is very different, and the layout inside is like a modern breakfast buffet! I saw that there was a long table arranged inside, covered with a white tablecloth, on which all kinds of food, side dishes, and staple foods were placed in order!

Fang Xuanling looked at the four young men standing at the table, and said very dissatisfied: "I said Zhao Da, you four, did you eat secretly again today, why are the dishes prepared today much less than when I came last time?" ”

Zhao Da, who looked very honest, said hesitantly: "No less, it's still very rich, you look at pickled cabbage, pickled radish, salted mustard greens, salt beans, you see it's still so rich!" ”

"It's all vegetarian dishes, not a little bit of meat dishes! The eyes are full of radish and cabbage, it is too bland, although your boss is not young, he is indeed a big profiteer! ”

Zhao Lao Er said: "Our boss said that it was because in order to commemorate the upcoming anniversary of Dr. Qu Yuan, he had no intention of sleeping and eating restlessly, so he made some light side dishes for everyone to eat?" ”

"Then why don't you lower the price a little, the dish is so vegetarian, profiteers!"

Zhao San replied: "Although the dishes are very vegetarian, we have a lot of combinations!" You can choose turnip cabbage or cabbage radish! Of course, if you are in a bad mood, you can choose more turnips, because turnips are aerating! If you are a little unwell, then you can choose more cabbage, because cabbage can detoxify all kinds of poisons! If you feel unhappy and feel unwell, then you can eat more radish and cabbage! In addition, the staple food in our store is steamed buns with various grains, and our steamed buns will be in a good mood for a day! ”

Zhao Da, Zhao Er, and Zhao Si asked together, "Why is that?" How can there be such a good effect? ”

Zhao San pointed to his mother who was frying black ugly tofu and said, "That's because there is our family's ancestral fried coffin plate black gold tofu in the steamed bun!" ”

"Black gold tofu? What is it! ”

"This black gold coffin tofu, that is our ancestors after seeing the Gonggong anger touching the Zhou Mountain, saw a small black huge coffin falling from the sky, and there was a black thing in the coffin! Gonggong ate the black metal in one bite, and his sloppy head turned out to be intact! My ancestor quietly hid some of the leftovers from Gonggong's eating, and later, after decades of research, he finally developed this earth-shattering black food! Coffin black gold tofu! After eating, you can prolong your life, ventilate and invigorate your blood, and moisten your intestines! ”

"You're just a piece of black tofu, that's so amazing?"

"Cut! You may not know that our tofu is filled with dozens of special herbs, and after 7749 days of pickling, it is rich in various health ingredients, which is really a must-eat health product in a day! ”

"You're big!" Fang Xuanling rushed to the four of them, and each of them knocked on the door of their heads! "You guys haven't said the same thing every time, and you've not finished it, and you've blown your tofu every time!"

Zhao San covered his head and continued: "My mother, tofu Shih Tzu, fried tofu, the first in the world!" Nothing ...... be done."

Fang Xuanling shouted: "Get out!" Shut up! ”

Watching the four people leave from him in a gloomy manner, Fang Xuanling smiled and walked up to Wang Po, who was frying tofu.

Wang Po looked at Fang Xuanling with a smile and said, "Hey! Are we also forced by life? Several of us are temporary workers, and we can't help it! The shopkeeper asked a few of them to say this set of words every day, which made you laugh again! The father of the child went early, thanks to your care every day, thank you big brother! ”

Fang Xuanling looked at the men with a knowing smile on his face. "The kids are good, they can support themselves at such a young age, not bad, not bad! Looking at their current appearance, I am very happy for Lao Zhao! ”

"The kids are pretty good, I don't have to work as hard as I used to now!"

"Not bad! I see that the fineness of today's black gold is good, is it possible that the big shopkeeper has gone to heaven again today? ”

"No, the big shopkeeper is estimated to have hung a block for two hours this morning, hey! It's so hard, it's a hard-working woman! ”

"Cut! It's just a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, and a person who sells his reputation and reputation! ”

"Be quiet! Beware of being heard! ”

"Doing such a disgusting thing, afraid of what people say! Cut! ”

"Is today the same as yesterday?"

"Yes!"

Fang Xuanling returned to where he was sitting with a plate full of black fried tofu!

At this time, the black-faced man who was full of excitement who had just been fooled by the four brothers also came back with a plate, he saw Fang Xuanling full of black tofu, his face was full of unhappiness, he put his plate heavily on Fang Xuanling's table, and then pointed to the square who was still standing at the door napping and said: "Little shopkeeper, come here, I have something to say!" ”

Fang Fang walked over slowly very reluctantly, and said to the black-faced man, "What's the matter with the guest officer?" I'm the shopkeeper, the guys are those four, you can find the four of them if you have something! Then he bowed deeply to Fang Xuanling, and said with a smile: "Didn't disturb Mr.!" ”

Fang Xuanling said while eating tofu: "It doesn't matter, I just need to eat it!" ”

The black-faced man pointed to the lone piece of tofu on his plate and said, "I came here specifically for the black gold tofu in your store, why do I only have one!" ”

Fang replied with a smile: "My store is small and thin, my tofu, the cost of a piece is close to one or two silver, and I have so many small dishes and staple foods here, so according to the cost, no one is limited to a piece of black gold tofu!" ”

"Then why does he have so many! I paid too, and I saw that he paid the same as I did, why did I only have one and he would have so many! ”

"That's because this guest officer is good!"

"What? Good looks! ”

"Yes, my buddy Wang Po, who lost her husband in her early years and has been widowed for many years! Now that the spring flowers are blooming, it is inevitable that the spring heart is rippling! When I saw this old man in front of me, I couldn't help but be distracted! So it's inevitable that something will go wrong! ”

"What, what could go wrong!"

Fang Fang looked at the black-faced man who was about to leave the anger, and continued with a smile: "She is flustered, it is inevitable that her hands will be raw, and the tofu she makes will inevitably have deficiencies and some mistakes!" ”

"What a shortcoming!"

"You see, this gentleman's piece of tofu is a little lighter in color, and if the color of this tofu is light, it won't be so fragrant, and if it's not fragrant, it will affect our business, so Wang Po remade a piece for him! And the light-colored piece should have been destroyed immediately! But our gentleman is a man who hates waste! So Wang Po left this piece of tofu behind! ”

"Yes. I'm a poor kid, and I hate waste, so I'll eat the light-colored piece. I'm not a picky eater! Fang Xuanling said.

"And this piece, if it is cut thick, if it is thick, it will not be fried, and if it is not fried, it will affect the taste and taste bad! So, this piece has to be redone too! ”

"Yes. I'm a poor kid, and I hate waste, so I'll eat the thick fried one. I'm not a picky eater in general! Fang Xuanling received it.

"And this piece is thin, this piece is crooked, this piece is overblown, I am deeply sorry for such a rough job done by my shop guys!" After that, the square bowed deeply to Fang Xuanling!

"It's okay, I'm not too particular about people! I'll just eat so-so! Fang Xuanling said with a straight face!

Fang Fang pointed to the piece of tofu on the black-faced man's plate, and praised it sincerely: "Look at the piece of tofu on your plate, no matter the color, thickness, or shape, it is a good product that is unique in ten thousand!" I haven't seen such a flawless tofu in so many years, and I'm so proud of this piece of tofu! I decided that I would charge you ten times the price for this piece of flawless tofu, you are so lucky and happy to be able to eat such perfect tofu! ”

The black-faced man looked at the square with a smile on his face, and shouted loudly: "You people from the big city will bully outsiders, are you all fools when we are!" ”

Fang Xuanling looked at the black-faced man and said faintly, "What did you just say?" ”

"The people in the capital are bullying us outsiders!"

"What did you say?"

"You people in the capital are bastards, and you will bully outsiders!"

Fang Xuanling looked at the black-faced man and said coldly, "You said that the people in our capital are all bastards? Do you know that His Majesty the Emperor is a person from the capital! How dare you say that His Majesty the Emperor is a bastard! You are so bold, come on, arrest him! You're guilty of all sorts of crimes! Ha ha! I have not come in vain today, I have succeeded in catching a bad element in a vain attempt to penetrate our people! Come on, close the door and let the dogs go! ”

Dozens of errands rushed in from outside the house, tying up the black-faced man!

The black-faced man muttered in his mouth: "I don't accept it, you are wronged, I don't accept it!" I am not convinced ......"

Looking at the black-faced man who was tied up with five flowers, he approached Fang Xuanling and asked with a smile: "Why, the quota for conscription is not enough?" Or add me one! I wanted to go to the army and see how strong my body was! ”

Fang Xuanling looked at the square and said one word softly: "Get out!" ”

The square ran away from his own shop! Fang Xuanling took a group of wolf-like servants and escorted the black-faced man out!

After these people left, those people who seemed to have pressed the pause button gradually regained their vitality and began to move again!

Fang slowly walked to the back of the counter, took out a notebook, looked at the names written on it, sighed, and crossed out Wei Chigong's name! And wrote a "twenty" character.