"Are you making trouble?"

The officials soon arrived, and it was naturally the young officer who took the lead.

However, this product seems to be born with a kind of temperament that is not beaten, and he has to put on a posture of two hundred and fifty or eighty thousand when he talks to others, looking at his nostrils when he speaks, and he deliberately hangs a slanted eye, this posture is no longer a matter of people all over the world who owe him two hangings, which is obviously telling everyone all the time that I am not in tune.

If you don't have a good father behind you, you will probably be beaten when you go out, and you will be beaten three times a day.

"What do I ask you? Are you making trouble? ”

Seeing that no one replied, the young servant seemed to feel very faceless, and this thing suddenly smashed the cricket jar hard, and then pulled out the waist knife with a sonorous sound, glared viciously and said: "Grandma, do you want to die?" Saying, "Who takes the lead, and who gathereth the multitude?" ”

This posture, at first glance, is to buckle the big hat and then make merit.

The homeless people present kept retreating in fear, and the man who was beaten shrank his neck even more.

Li Yun stretched out his hand to pull the man away, and then he walked out of the crowd, and said with a smile on his face: "This official guessed badly, no one is making trouble here, to be exact, we are fighting, everyone is idle and bored and has nothing to do, so we took turns to fight with bricks......"

"Fighting? Guys! ”

The burly young man's eyes lit up, and he blurted out a cheer, as if he was naturally excited about the word fight, and couldn't help but rub his two big hands.

Then he grabbed Li Yun's hand and asked urgently, "Why are you fighting?" Heads-up or group fighting? Is your leg broken? Did you break your arm? Why don't you see people moaning and humming? Could it be that all of them are heroes who can endure pain? ”

Li Yun was stunned for a moment, staring blankly at the expression of the anxious roar.

"Are you talking, dumb?" When the burly young man saw that Li Yun didn't answer, he seemed to be very dissatisfied.

However, a group of officials next to him smiled bitterly, and someone carefully touched the young man's armor and said in a low voice: "Little grandfather, we are here to do things." ”

"Huh? That's right, deal with the trivial matters of the homeless! ”

The young man patted his head, let go of Li Yun with both hands, and then put on the appearance of being beaten just now, with a horizontal nose and vertical eyes, and a fierce glare at the eyes of the ring leopard, and said: "Fighting is making trouble, making trouble is looking for death, let's talk about it, who is involved, if it is a hero, stand up for the master, don't let me find it myself, the eyes of the master are poisonous......"

Li Yun suddenly smiled, he looked at the dumb kid in front of him who was obviously twitching his head, and deliberately replied: "Actually, it's not a fight, at most it's a fight." ”

"Hitting?"

The burly boy was stunned for a moment, feeling a little confused.

"Yes, beating people, not fighting!"

Li Yun chuckled, stretched out his hand and pointed at the tip of his nose, and said, "My hand is ......."

Then he pointed at the man with his backhand and said, "He was beaten." ”

As he spoke, he grabbed the man's arm and showed him, and then said: "Look, the arms are all discounted, and the phalanges of the palms are also broken, I first attacked him with a brick, gave it to the back of the head, and rode him directly after knocking it down, and then picked up the bricks and smashed them, and the one that smashed was called a blur of flesh and blood." ”

"Connoisseur!"

The burly boy's eyes lit up again.

This thing obviously forgot that he was a servant, and at this time, his face was full of excitement to meet a fellow practitioner, so he leaned his head in front of Li Yun's face, grinned and asked, "Did you kick his crotch?" Let me tell you, kick the egg first in a fight, and win half of everything, what my dad said is absolutely a ...... of learning."

The officials next to him bared their teeth, all of them looked embarrassed, and one of them chatted for a long time, and finally held back a sentence, and cautiously reminded: "Little grandfather, do things, we are here to do things." This kid beats someone, and he should be put in jail. ”

"Oh yes, we're here to do something!"

The burly young man suddenly woke up, patted his head and was very depressed, as if he was embarrassed by his performance just now, so his face changed at this moment and he looked particularly fierce, staring at Li Yun and shouting: "Boy, you are very crazy, do you know what kind of place this is?" Datang Chang'an! Do you know where this is Chang'an? My doorstep! Do you know that fighting in Chang'an is nothing, but fighting in front of my house is not allowed. ”

After saying a tongue-twisting truth, this thing felt very extraordinary, humming and chirping, shaking his head and saying: "Do you know that fighting is already a violation of the laws of the Tang Dynasty, and you even keep saying that it is beating people, very good, very good, master, I lived to be seventeen years old, I have never seen such a terrible person in Chang'an......"

Saying that, he stretched out his hand and pointed at his nose, put on an extremely arrogant posture, and said hatefully: "Look at me, my father is the prince of the country, and I am a concubine, and people say that I am the first gentleman in Chang'an City, known as the little bully who provokes life, I am not so arrogant as you on weekdays, and I have to secretly hide in the back house to find my wife when I beat someone." ”

Li Yun smiled slightly, and suddenly interjected and asked, "Why are you hiding in the back house?" ”

"If you don't hide from me, my dad can smoke me to death!" The boy blurted out, and then realized that he had leaked his mouth.

This thing felt embarrassed, and suddenly his face changed, and he glared and shouted: "Am I training you, or are you asking me?" ”

It seemed that he still couldn't get over his face, so he pulled out his waist knife sonorously, and then gestured at Li Yun a few times, and said viciously: "If you dare to slash your mouth again, I will cut you with a knife, but I am an arrogant person and never bully unarmed people." You obediently tie your hands and follow the master back to the yamen. ”

"Back to the Yamen?"

Li Yun shook his head, still smiling, "Why do you want to go back to the Yamen?" ”

The burly young man glared at him and said, "If you break the law by beating someone, you will naturally enter the yamen." ”

"But, no one sued!"

Li Yun still smiled and said lightly: "Since ancient times, the people have not raised officials and not held them accountable, although I beat people, but I am not to blame for the beatings, this matter lacks a bitter master, and the case is not established, may I ask the little grandfather, why are you arresting people?" ”

"The case is not established? The people don't hold officials accountable? ”

The burly young man was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at the group of servants, the tone of the goods was obviously a little uncertain, and asked in a low voice, "Is there such a statement?" ”

The group of officials scratched their heads, and one of them thought for a while, and said weakly: "Little grandfather, we remember that the eldest lord in the county was promoted to ask about the case, it seems that someone really has a complaint, if there is no complaint from the bitter master, it seems that it seems to be ......."

"What does it seem?" The burly boy stared.

The official glanced at Li Yun and said helplessly: "It doesn't seem to be a crime." ”

"Is that so?"

The burly young man was very depressed, and put the waist knife back with a sonorous sound, and after being stunned for a long time, he suddenly said: "Your Majesty has a bad brain, and the law is not strict enough." When Ming'er is qualified to go to court, I will admonish him and say that he ......"

This is enough to say, when the street tastes the Tang Dynasty carrying the handle, a group of officials hurriedly covered their ears, and they all pretended not to hear him make a mistake.

The young man was bored with himself, humming and chirping a little uncomfortable, and suddenly saw the beaten man standing aside and sighing, this thing's eyes suddenly flashed, and he laughed and said: "Come on, come on, I'll call the shots for you, are you afraid that he will retaliate afterwards, so you don't dare to sue him?" ”

Li Yun smiled beside him and said leisurely: "Little grandfather, don't bother, not only will he not sue me, but he will also thank me?" ”

"Impossible?"

The young man glared and shouted, "You broke his arm, and you want him to thank you?" ”

It was at this time that the man suddenly spoke up, and said to Li Yun with sincerity: "I was about to thank you, thank you for giving me a beating." ”

The boy was stunned!

"You hit him, and he even thanked you?"

This thing was full of confusion, stupid for a long time, and suddenly didn't know what to remember, suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, and said: "It's very good, I want to learn this trick ......"

After speaking, he grabbed Li Yun, and roared and brought up a hairy face, his face was full of excitement, his eyes were shining, and he said expectantly: "Tell me quickly, what is the Tao here?" If you can teach me not to commit a crime after hitting someone, Lao Tzu...... No, I worship you as a teacher, sir......"

"Worship me as a teacher?"

Li Yun's gaze inadvertently swept over the Lu Guogong Mansion not far away, and suddenly said: "Since you want to learn art, you have to report yourself first, right?" This little grandfather, just now you took a bite of this at your doorstep, could it be that you are a person from the Lu Guogong Mansion? ”

"That's right!"

The young man raised his head, and his nostrils said to the sky: "My father is Cheng Biting Jin, and the master is Cheng Chumo, and people give nicknames, and the Tang Chang'an Xiaobawang ......"

Li Yun smiled, with excitement in his smile.

He squatted at the door of Cheng Biting Jin's house for a full month, and finally waited for someone from the Cheng family.

Although Cheng Yanjin couldn't wait, wouldn't it be better to wait until Cheng Chumo?

This Tang Chang'an City, it seems that he can mix it up.