Cao Cao feasted the guests at the provincial hall and ordered the drummers to beat the drums. The former drummer said to Youheng, "If you beat the drum, you will change your clothes." ”

You Heng came in in old clothes, and beat the drum for "Yuyang Sanlao", the syllables are very good, and there is the sound of gold and stone in the abyss. After listening to this, the guests couldn't help but cry generously. Cao Cao shouted left and right: "Why don't you change your clothes!" ”

You Heng took off his shabby clothes in front of him and stood naked, with an unobstructed view of his whole body. The guests all hid their faces and couldn't bear to look at it, so You Heng slowly put on his pants and didn't blush at all.

Cao Cao said: "Above the temple, why is it too rude? ”

You Heng calmly replied: "It is rude to bully the king. I show the form of my parents, to show my innocent body and ears! ”

Cao Cao smiled and asked, "You are innocent, who is dirty?" ”

You Heng pointed at Cao Cao and scolded: "You don't know the virtuous and foolish, and your eyes are cloudy; If you don't read poetry and books, your mouth will be cloudy; If you don't accept advice, your ears will be cloudy; If you don't know the past and the present, you are turbid; The princes are not tolerated, and the belly is turbid; Often harboring usurpation, it is a turbid heart! I am a famous man in the world, used as a drummer, a light Zhongni of Juyang goods, and Zang Cang destroyed Mencius's ear! Do you want to become a king, and despise others so much? ”

Kong Rong sat on the seat, afraid that Cao Cao would kill Youheng, and tried his best to intercede for Youheng, Cao Cao pointed to Youheng and said, "Let you go to Jingzhou as an envoy." If Liu Biao comes down, he will use you as a minister. ”

You Heng refused to go, Cao Cao taught people to prepare three horses, and let the two servants help You Heng on the road; But he taught his subordinates martial arts, and prepared wine to send him outside the east gate.

Xun Yu said: "If you come, don't get up." ”

When Thou Heng arrived, he dismounted and came in to meet him, and all the people sat upright. You Heng cried loudly, and Xun Yu asked, "Why are you crying?" ”

You Heng lay on the ground and howled, unable to tell whether to cry or laugh: "Walking in the dead coffin, how can you not cry?" ”

Everyone pointed at You Heng and smiled: "We are dead corpses, and you are headless and crazy ghosts!" ”

You Heng smiled: "I am a minister of the Han Dynasty, and I am not a party of Cao Xuan, so I have no head?" ”

Everyone grinned with hatred and wanted to kill Youheng. Xun Yu hurriedly stopped them: "Measuring rats and sparrows, what a dirty knife!" ”

After hearing this, You Heng said, "I am a rat and a finch, and I still have human nature; Thou art a moth! ”

The crowd dispersed in resentment. When You Heng went to Jingzhou and saw Liu Biao, although he praised Liu Bei's merits, his words were full of sarcasm. Liu Biao was displeased, so he sent You Heng to Changsha to see Han Xuan.

Liu Xian asked Liu Biao: "You Heng is joking at the lord, why don't you kill him?" ”

Liu Biao said: "You Heng humiliated Cao Cao, Cao Cao did not kill him, I am afraid of losing his reputation; Therefore you will make you want to kill me by my hand, so that I may be harmed by the name of the virtuous. I will send him to see Han Xuan today, so that Cao Cao will know that I have a vision. ”

Everyone praised Liu Biao for his cleverness, and as soon as You Heng was sent away, Yuan Shao also sent an envoy. Liu Biao asked the strategists: "Yuan Benchu sent an envoy again, and Cao Mengde sent you Heng here, where should I start?" ”

Han Songjin, the general engaged in Zhonglang, said: "Now the two heroes are holding each other, if the general wants to do something, he can take advantage of this to break Han Xuan and Liu Du." If the four counties of Jingnan cannot be collected, when Cao Bing arrives, my Jingzhou will be in danger. Now Cao Cao is good at using soldiers, and there are many virtuous and handsome people, so he is bound to take Yuan Shao first, and then move his troops to Jiangdong, I am afraid that the general will not be able to resist; If you raise Jingzhou to attach Cao Cao, Cao Cao will treat the general again. ”

Liu Biao weighed it and said: "You go to Xudu, watch its movements, and then discuss." ”

Han Song said goodbye to Liu Biao and went to Xu Capital to see Cao Cao. Cao Cao then worshiped Han Song as a servant and led Cangwu to guard. Xun Yu asked Cao Cao: "Han Song came to observe the movement, but he did not have a small work, so he re-added this position." You Heng has no sound consumption, and the prime minister does not ask, why not? ”

Cao Cao was angry when he mentioned You Heng: "You Heng insulted me too much, so I borrowed Liu Biao's hand to kill him, why bother to ask again?" ”

Cao Cao sent Han Song back to Jingzhou to persuade Liu Biao to surrender, and Han Song returned to see Liu Biao, praised the court's virtue, and persuaded Liu Biao to send his son to the court as a hostage. Liu Biaobiao said angrily: "Don't you have two hearts? ”

Liu Biao wanted to behead Han Song, but Liu Biao's wife, Mrs. Cai, persuaded him: "Han Song is famous in the land of Jingchu, and his words are frank and unspeakable. ”

Liu Biao tortured all the people who accompanied Han Song to death, only to know that Han Song had no second thoughts, so Liu Biao gave up.

When You Heng arrived in Changsha, Han Xuan had heard of this character, and Du Xi also praised You Heng for his talent. Han Xuan thought that You Heng in history was just arrogant and couldn't speak. Han Xuan still likes to make friends with cheerful people, so Han Xuan invited You Heng to a banquet and invited him to drink with him, and both of them were very drunk.

Han Xuan told You Heng his story, and Han Xuan asked You Heng, "Who are the characters in Xu Du?" ”

You Heng waved his hand and said, "The eldest son Kong Wenju, the younger child Yang Dezu." Apart from these two, there are no other characters. ”

Han Xuan didn't expect this You Heng to really scold wherever he went, Kong Rong was his friend, he scolded him, Han Xuan asked, "What does Zhengping think of Xuan?" ”

You Heng looked at Han Xuan for a while and said, "You compare yourself to Han Xin, but you are actually arrogant. You only deserve to smell Han Shin's fart. ”

Han Xuan said angrily: "What kind of thing are you, a rotten Confucian!" ”

You Heng said again: "Yang Xiong, Cao Xing and others died because of you, one will be incompetent, and the three armies will be exhausted. ”

Han Xuan suppressed his anger, although he wanted to kill him, but he couldn't bear the stigma of killing celebrities. Han Xuan remembered that You Heng died at the hands of Huang Zu in history, sneered, and sent Dong Ping to send You Heng to Huang Zu.

On the way, You Heng scolded Dong Ping again, and Dong Ping hated him very much. With his own mission, he had to hand over You Heng to Huang Zu.

Huang Zu also treated You Heng well at the beginning, letting him handle paperwork, and Huang Zu's eldest son, Huang Jie, was especially friendly with You Heng. Huang Jie once invited a guest to a banquet, and someone gave him a parrot, Huang Jie held up his wine glass and said to You Heng: "Mr. Wang will make a gift on the parrot to please the guests." ”

You Heng picked up the pen and wrote, without any changes in the middle, in one go, and the color of the words was also very gorgeous. The title of his article is "Parrot Fu". Later, Huang Zu was on the big ship and entertained guests, but You Heng made disrespectful remarks, which embarrassed Huang Zu, and Huang Zu reprimanded You Heng.

You Heng even came up and stared at Huang Zu and said, "You are like a dying old man!" ”

Huang Zu was very angry and wanted to hit him. You Heng scolded again, and Huang Zu was so angry that he ordered You Heng to be killed. You Heng still scolded until he died, Liu Biao heard that You Heng died, pretended to be very sad, and asked You Heng to be buried on the side of Parrot Island.

After Huang Zu killed You Heng, Han Xuan sighed: "You Heng, You Heng, no die!" ”

Du Xun asked, "Lord, what did you just say?" ”

Gan Ning came in and reported: "My lord, General Ning and Ziyi have eliminated the thieves in Qi Chun, Xia Pheasant and other counties. Huang Zu is now old, the wealth and valley are scarce, he deceives left and right, is interested in goods and profits, exploits the officials, the officials are resentful, the boats and war equipment, the ruins are not repaired, the farmers are neglected, and the army is unable to fight. The lord will be able to break it now. ”

Han Xuan stood up and smiled, "Okay! Liu Biao sent You Heng to insult me, and I was trying to ask for it. Is our navy warship sharp today? ”

Gan Ning replied: "Ning was entrusted by the lord, did not dare to slack off, and practiced the navy day and night, and its combat power has already surpassed that of the Huang Zu sailor. Today, our navy has more than 200 large and small warships, and three five-story ships! ”

Han Xuan stroked his palm and praised: "Xingba is really my general, you immediately go back to the warships and sailors, and Zixu and I will arrive after transporting grain and grass." ”

Gan Ning was ordered to go back, and Han Xuan handed over the military and political affairs of Changsha to Han Hao, and his eldest brother was idle at home for a long time. Now is the time to employ people, Han Hao can be absolutely trusted, and naturally he wants to hand over Changsha to him.

Han Xuan instructed: "Big brother, please leave the matter of Changsha to the eldest brother." The eldest brother does not need to be careful to beware of Liu Du, if he is in a hurry, the eldest brother needs to discuss with Wei Yan, Yang Ling and other generals, and he must not fight lightly. ”

Han Hao patted Han Xuan's shoulder and said, "Zixin, don't worry." This year's harvest in Changsha Tuntian is quite abundant, and you don't need to worry about military rations. ”

Han Xuan, the eldest brother Tuntian, is very experienced, and there has been almost no famine in Changsha, so Han Xuan is very pleased. Han Xuan and Du Xiandu transported grain and grass to the naval camp, Han Xuan stood on the tall boat, looked at the warship covering the sky on the river and shouted: "Soldier Xiakou!" ”

(End of chapter)