Chapter 256: That Foot of Style!
Everyone in the field heard the abnormal sound of the electric baton, and they all stopped fighting, and their eyes looked at Deng Yuanjue, who was plotted.
Just when everyone thought that Lin Chong's trick monkey stealing peaches would be hit, Deng Yuanjue, who was still twitching, suddenly floated to the side strangely.
Looking at this strange scene in front of them, everyone was suddenly shocked and dropped their eyeballs, this is okay! It's not logical.
At the same time, Wu Ming, who was paying attention to the battle situation, was almost choked to death by a mouthful of saliva, this is not scientific, Deng Yuanjue has obviously lost control of his body.
How did he dodge this trick. According to common sense, it is impossible for a person to react within a certain period of time after being hit by an electric baton.
Wu Ming forgot Qiao Daoqing's acceleration BUFF, and all this weird incident could only be said to be a coincidence, at the same time that Deng Yuanjue was hit by an electric baton.
Qiao Daoqing's acceleration triple also hit Deng Yuanjue's body, because Qiao Daoqing's acceleration caused Deng Yuanjue's body's nervous and muscular reactions to also speed up.
Although Deng Yuanjue did lose control of his body, he had already given orders to his body to dodge before he was hit by the electric baton.
The electric rod and the acceleration buff acted on Deng Yuanjue's body at the same time, which led to such a strange situation on the scene.
Although logically speaking, the current is the fastest. But Qiao Daoqing was unreasonable and threw an acceleration triple.
These acceleration triads are not originally one plus one equals two, they are equivalent to a three-by-three acceleration effect. This entangles electric shock and acceleration.
Let Deng Yuanjue involuntarily dodge Lin Chong's killer blow - the monkey stealing the peach. Just when the Yangsan football players felt disappointed.
When the players of the prisoner of war team felt lucky, Lin Chong didn't grow up eating dry rice after all, for a martial artist.
He knew how to best grasp the fighter, although he could no longer use his own way to govern others, after his own trick monkey stealing peaches failed.
Lin Chong, who was no longer paying attention, raised his legs, and aimed at Deng Yuanjue, who was standing there, but his body was still twitching.
When Lin Chong's attack fell, everyone in Liangshan looked at such a stroke of genius, and they all cast eyes of admiration and awe at Lin Chong one by one.
This kick is really not light, this kick is really amorous, just look at the expression on Deng Yuanjue's face.
At the beginning, Deng Yuanjue was electrocuted by an electric rod, and the expression on his face was a sour feeling, just when Deng Yuanjue was sour.
Lin Chong's severed grandson's foot hit Deng Yuanjue's key part impartially, and Deng Yuanjue immediately wrinkled his nose.
His face turned pale, and the sweat on his head immediately appeared, everyone knew that it hurt, but Deng Yuanjue was still not relieved by the paralysis of the electric baton Yu Wei.
He also enjoyed the sourness brought to him by the electric rod from time to time, and the expression on Deng Yuanjue's face at this time could be said to be ever-changing.
Wu Ming watched from the side and had a feeling: If it was at this time, even if the Sichuan Opera master came to change his face with Deng Yuanjue, he would regret defeat.
The players of both teams can no longer care about fighting, and they are all here to enjoy a rare face-changing performance for a thousand years.
There is no way, the expression on Deng Yuanjue's face is too rich, and it changes too fast. In the blink of an eye, so to speak.
You can see no less than twenty expressions on Deng Yuanjue's face. For such a good opportunity, how could Wu Ming miss it.
As fast as he could, he took out his mobile phone and recorded Deng Yuanjue's ever-changing facial expressions.
At the same time, he was still thinking proudly: This material is good, and if you have nothing to do in the future, you can make Deng Yuanjue's expressions into emojis and play with people.
Three minutes passed before Deng Yuanjue regained control of his body from the chaos, and the first thing Deng Yuanjue did when he regained his mobility was:
HIS HANDS DROOPED, HOLDING THE DANG PART TIGHTLY, AND WHILE HE KEPT BEATING, HE SHOUTED IN A SHARP VOICE: "LIN CHONG."
You're too unparticular, didn't I just give you a trick monkey stealing peaches, you can pay me back at most a trick monkey stealing peaches.
How can you cut off your grandchildren's feet, it hurts me to death, don't you know that the attack power of human feet is much higher than that of hands.
It's over, I don't know if DAN is broken, boss, I'm going to the hospital, I'm going to apply for first aid. ”
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's shout, everyone burst out laughing, and Lin Chong couldn't help laughing when he looked at Deng Yuanjue, who was shouting while jumping.
He smiled and said to Deng Yuanjue: "Deng Yuanjue, you really can't blame me for this, you gave me the monkey to steal the peach first."
I confess that I am not willing to be humiliated, and I want to avenge the theft, but if I tell you openly:
Old Deng, bear with me.
I'm going to take revenge, I'm going to monkey steal peaches from you, will you obediently stand there without resistance and let me take revenge?
Don't deny it, you're going to rebel. The value of our force is not much different, and I will take revenge with a loud voice.
I'm afraid I don't want to think about it in this life, I can only give you yin, after all, you also played yin for me at that time, right?
If you don't take advantage of my unpreparedness and play yin for me, can I fall for your moves? The so-called hundred causes must have results, and your retribution is what I mean.
As for why I didn't make a move, but instead used my feet, you can see the situation at the time, I made a shot, but I just missed.
Kicking is also a last resort, and the position you are standing in at that time, as well as the posture in which you are standing, is the most suitable for this trick to cut off your grandchildren's feet.
You can't blame me for this, it's all fate, you just think you're unlucky. I'm not going to apologize to you anyway.
You grabbed me, I kicked you, and the two of us were even. As for whether your worries will kick your DAN to pieces.
I can promise you won't, because you didn't crush me, so how could I kill you and kick you to pieces.
Don't worry, I'll have the strength to keep you alive, and you'll only be swollen for a week at most. ”
After listening to Lin Chong's words, whether it was the heroes of Liangshan or the players of the prisoner of war team, including those goblin photographers outside the field, they couldn't help laughing.
DENG YUANJUE STOPPED BEATING, HE COVERED HIS DANG WITH ONE HAND, AND SCRATCHED HIS BALD HEAD WITH THE OTHER.
After thinking about it carefully, there was a sudden realization on his face. said: "Yes, what you said is so reasonable, I have nothing to say."
In this case, then our grievances will be smoothed out, and I don't owe you anything if you don't owe me, right? We will still be good brothers in the future.
How about everyone don't hold grudges? ”
Wu Ming was relieved to see that Deng Yuanjue, a bastard, was so knowledgeable, and walked to the court and said:
"Deng Yuanjue is right, everyone is brothers, what can't be let go. Wouldn't it be nice if there was something to say? ”
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