slipped out of the door, watching Fang Xuanling and the wolf-like officials, escorting the black-faced man out of the store in a panic, and couldn't help but sigh lightly! The world seems to have become even stranger after he came! I don't know if what I'm doing is right or wrong! Is it a good solution to the problem, or does it make things even more confusing! Watching the group of people slowly walk away, Fang shook his head, and then walked in through the back door of his house!

Inside the back door is a small garden, the garden is planted with a lot of low shrubs, because it is still early spring, the flowers have not yet bloomed, but densely knotted with some red flower heads! There is a faint aroma of herbs in the air! There was a small pavilion in the garden in which stood a young woman who was dressed in vegetarian clothes!

The square walked around the small pond arranged in the garden and walked in front of the woman. The woman's face was full of tears, and her expression was very sad! The woman was about thirty years old, with flowing black hair and a beautiful face! It's just that her eyes are red and she seems to have been crying for a long time.

Fang Fang bowed deeply to the woman, and said carefully: "Mother, why are you still so sad, do you still miss your father?" Don't you always teach me that when the dead are gone, others sing! Do you want to turn grief into strength, and use your good life as a memorial to the dead? Why haven't you recovered after so much time today! Too much grief can hurt your body and affect your health! It will cause your hormonal imbalance and lead to your beauty. ”

"Cut! I'm not the sad ghost! I've just eaten a spicy strip! That spicy strip made me spicy. You kid can't do anything else, but this method of making spicy strips is really good! The spicy strips are good, but what can I do if the spicy taste is in my eyes! ”

"Just wash it with water! Why was my mother so careless, how could she eat spicy strips in her eyes? Looking at his mother's red eyes, which were still red after washing with water, Square asked.

"I woke up too early this morning, hung too long, and pushed too hard, so I was a little hungry! I was a little anxious when I ate spicy strips, so I got some of the things you smeared on top of the spicy strips in my eyes! It hurts, it hurts. By the way, how is business today? Are there a lot of people? How's things going? ”

"Everything went well, as usual. It's just that the next time my mother hangs herself, it's best not to choose the first or fifteenth day of the new year, because people have to go to the temple to burn incense on those two days, so there will be a lot of people coming. Today is the first day of junior high school, so there are many, many people coming! ”

"Is there a shortage of people? Why don't you call your Uncle Ma up and help too? ”

"It's okay, didn't you see it, I'm hiding back and being lazy! There's nothing ahead! There is Mrs. Wang and her four sons, and there are enough people! Let Uncle Ma sleep well! He did all the preparations in the morning, so let him rest! ”

"By the way, I was just hanging in the air, and suddenly I remembered something that your father said to you back then, and I want to tell you!"

"Mother, I seem to hear someone call me in front of me, today Lao Fang came to recruit soldiers again, this time it's so big, or I'll go and see!"

The young woman grabbed the square that wanted to slip away, and said, "I'll just say a few words to you, and I'll finish it soon, don't be impatient!" With that, tears rolled in my eyes again!

The square said "good mother" in his mouth, but he still seemed to struggle to escape from his mother's grasp! ”

Mother looked at the square that was still struggling, and whispered: "When I caught your father like this, even your father couldn't break free, see how your chicken-like body can break free, you just stand here and listen honestly to me, I'll be done soon!" ”

Square's struggle gradually stopped, not that he didn't want to, but that he really didn't have the ability to break free!

The mother looked at the square, her face full of love, and whispered, "It all started when you were a month old, when you were a month old!" ”

"Mother, you are not right, when I was born a month ago, how could I not be a month old? Why do you even say it's a month old! You speak too much and have too few pauses, which can easily lead to ambiguity! You have to fix this problem! ”

Mother looked at the square and smashed a piece of the marble on the ground with one palm! Then look seriously into the squared eyes again.

"Mother's words are so reasonable, I must listen carefully! After listening to it, I will carefully record it in my notepad. A good memory is better than a bad pen, and I will definitely record my mother's words well.! ”

"When you were a month old, you accidentally called me 'Mommy!' Do you know how much trouble this can cause you, a one-month-old child, can talk! How much black dog blood you have to be poured into! I think back then, my mother and I could speak at nine months! I've been treated like a freak, and I've been drinking black dog blood for almost a year! So until now, when I see all that pig blood, duck blood, and so on, I feel very disgusting! I don't like the hairy blood and squid you make! ”

"Mother, what the hell are you going to say?"

"By the way, your father seems to have drunk black dog blood for three months or four months when he was a child. In short, if I tell the truth, I guess you will have to be poured black dog blood for several years! ”

"Mother!"

"So you and I are both precocious people, and we are both people who will be outstanding in the future!"

"So, Mother, what are you going to say?"

"I just calculated your birthday, and you don't seem to be your father's child!"

"Who is it this time? Who do you think of again! What you said last time may be my grandfather Yang Su, I don't know, who will be today, which is so lucky kid! ”

"Maybe it's that childe! It's just that he has a delicate face, maybe he may be a woman! ”

"Mother, that's unlikely, isn't it? You don't have that yet, do you? With your present conditions, you can't get me out! This technique is not easy in my time? ”

"Shut up! Listen to me! Back then, together with your master, I came to Jiuyou City by asking for food while performing arts, and the name of this place was still Chang'an at that time! Your mother and I practiced kung fu on the rope at that time! Just like now, I can hang on the rope without being hanged, that is a real light skill, my unique stunt 'fly on the rope', I am as light as a swallow, I can do palm dance! Look at your little eyes full of disbelief, if not, I'll give you a jump! ”

The square shouted loudly: "Tell me about my father, don't say so many useless things!" ”

"Your grandfather and I, when we were on our way east, met a kind man one day, and saw that we were so hard and ate so badly! So we were invited to a big meal and booked two good rooms! Looking at the cold weather at night, he also helped me warm up, he hugged me, I felt so warm! ”

Fang Fang asked in surprise: "Help you warm up, mother, are you a little ignorant!" You've been deceived! ”

"Didn't I say it, it's a woman, what's so strange! Only the next day, he was gone, and he had a lot of silver on my pillow! ”

"There's nothing wrong with that! She is probably afraid that you will suffer on the way! ”

"However, after I married your father, I found out that the man did the same thing to me back then as your father did to me!"

"It's okay, it's just a Lala, it's okay!"

"It matters, I have had you eight months after I married your father!"

"It's okay, it's just a premature baby, Qin Shi Huang's mother gave birth to Xiao Yingzheng when she was seven months pregnant! It's okay, my dad is still my dad! But I didn't have a menstrual period before I married your father! ”

"It may be that you met your father, and you were excited, and your endocrine disorder was in trouble, so you had an irregular period!"

"It must be that I did something wrong, so you will be struck by lightning every few years, counting several times, you must be a bad seed, so God has split you again and again!"

"If I were a sinister seed, God would be the one who would split you! That so-called bad woman! Now God is splitting me, and I was struck by lightning in the power year of the second, and I am used to splitting often! That's because I'm an extraordinary person! Didn't I show you my excellence when I was a month old, have you forgotten!? I'm not an ordinary person in this world! Have you forgotten? ”

"What is the power year of two? Oh! I seem to have remembered something! By the way, you're a monster! Help me! The child I gave birth to is a youkai! Help me! ”

"Mother! You say that your son is a monster, which is a very serious accusation, what evidence do you have to prove your argument? ”

"When you're a month old, you speak! Isn't this a demon? ”

"That only shows that I am smart and have a strong ability to learn, and you and my father taught me well! My father kept grinding and chattering in my ears every day, day and night! He speaks in my ear more in a month than my mother and I say in a year! A child only speaks at a young age, what's early? Did I say I spoke late? ”

"Every few years, you will be struck by lightning once, and you will be fine, isn't this demon?"

Fang Fang looked at his mother and said seriously: "That's because your son is not an ordinary person, and his own last deeply buried identity is that he is still a scientist and a great inventor, and he was not hacked to death, because he invented the lightning rod!" That's it! ”

As he spoke, the square took out a wire from his clothes!

"With it, lightning rod, I won't be hacked to death!"

"You can lie to me, that wire is obviously something that I picked out my ears, if it can avoid lightning, your wife and I are born by my stepmother, and I am the eighth king without ass eyes!"

"Mother, are you a little cruel when you scold yourself like this?"

"Cut, if I'm a bastard, you're a bastard!"

"Mother, didn't you say I was a youkai? How did you become a bastard again! ”

"You were born to me, if you are a demon, what am I?"

"Mother, what are you saying inconsistently, what are you going to say? How can I not find the central idea and theme of your speech? ”

"Don't hurry up to the front to help, remember to help Xiao Mu sell incense in the afternoon, and go to Xiao Li to learn to write in the evening! Just go! ”

"What about you, Mother?"

"I'm up early today, go back and make up for a sleep!"

"Mother, do you remember what we must do right away?"

"You are so smart, I have left all my affairs to you, you do things, I can rest assured! Just let your hands and feet do it! There are seven of us, and there are only five over there, so it's okay, there are no less than one of us! ”

Square: "But we only have monks and monks, scholars, and Taoist priests!"

"It's okay, we still have women, women can hold up half the sky......"

"But didn't you decide not to play?"

"Not necessarily, what if I get an itch?"

"Then you don't get on or not."

"Maybe ......"

"Then I'll leave you a spot."

"Get out! My fate is up to me, not ......."

"You're not Nezha."

"My husband is Li Jing'......"

After hearing my mother say that my husband is Li Jing, Fang finally had nothing to say, this may be the truth of the facts!