Square watched her mother slowly return to her own room, and smiled helplessly. I thought that when I spoke for the first time in my life, I was discovered by my cheap mother.

So after I shot the human body sensor I brought into my mother's brain, the various bizarre reactions that appeared in her body were very overwhelming. Her strange performances, as well as the actions of the invincible heroes hidden in her heart, make it seem that her mother's schizophrenia is getting worse and worse. The mother's dual personality seems to be somewhat deranged from each other, and a situation of mutual influence has emerged. And the strange behavior of the psychopathy that he showed began to be unscrupulous. In the past, I was afraid that others would know, but now I seem to be afraid that others will not know. There is little research on the psychosis of multiple personalities. So I don't know how to solve my mother's current situation, I just hope that my mother won't affect my actions too much!

"Thinking about my mother hanging herself from time to time, crying from time to time, and talking nonsense from time to time. Ay! The goods of the Celestial Empire do not rely on ordinary people, and the American goods are not very reliable! It seems that there is hope for a mother to have a third personality! The first personality is a female thief, and the second personality is a male hero. What about the third personality? Could it be a god or a demon? It's really a bit exciting! ”

Fang Fang cleaned up the mental controller in his brain with his eyes, thinking about his own whimsical thoughts, thinking about his uneventful life, and couldn't help but shake his head!

"Bill. Zigai, you old king, the secret weapon given to me is too unreliable! How can there be so many sequelae? If this is dealt with, will there be any end? When will our mission end? ”

The incense shop that the square is going to go to is at the corner of Vientiane Street. The thing sold in the shop is high incense. The high incense is not an incense for a beautiful woman, but a so-called "incense" dedicated to the Buddhas. It is said that the gods are all people who eat tobacco and pull the wind, and to give them incense is to give them food! However, the food for the gods is good and bad, fragrant and smelly! The incense bought in this shop is said to be able to reach the heavens, which can make the gods and goddesses enlightened, and it can be said that it is the best in the incense, the king of incense! According to the rumors of well-informed people, this incense is also the special incense used by the presiding officer of Daxiangguo Temple when chanting. In addition, the price of incense is still very cheap, and there are many quantities. The most important thing is to buy incense and send numerology predictions, which are said to be very accurate. For example, the old man outside the king of the east of the city, the red apricot of the king of the west of the city, the location of the lost donkey of Zhao Xiaoge in the south of the city, the private money of Aunt Ma's husband in the north of the city, and the problem of Uncle Deng in the city, etc., are all predicted very successfully, and the suggestions given are also very pertinent. Of course, no one knew that those people were all in the square house, doing the work of servants.

Look at the long queue outside the shop door, and look at the store door tightly closed! Fang couldn't help sighing, and said in his heart: "Master Monk is probably lazy again, but I don't know what banner he is going to use to fool himself this time!" Ay! ”

Fang quietly returned to the yard of his house, then jumped from the fence of his house to the courtyard of the incense shop, and gently pushed open the back door of the shop!

I saw a huge fat monk, lying on the bed and sleeping!

Fang Fang looked at the sleeping monk and asked with a smile: "Nan Wu Amitabha, why does the master not wake up from this beautiful dream, isn't that delaying the earthly cultivation of all sentient beings." Or is the master wandering in some heavenly splendor and forgetting the troubles of this earthly world? ”

The monk muttered, "It's delicious, this smoked chicken mixed with cheesecake is really delicious!" But if it's accompanied by tuna sushi, it's even more exciting! ”

"Master, don't practice in your dreams, the living have already started knocking on the door outside the house, if you don't get up again, I guess the door will not be able to stand it, and it will be broken soon! Hurry up, there are a lot of people out there, waiting for your rescue, master, your soul should return quickly! If you don't come back, I'll pour cold water on you. ”

The monk's snoring was a little quieter, and he continued to murmur: "What is the meaning of radish and cabbage every day!" If you are hungry once in a while, whether it will be good for your body or not, science cannot make a correct judgment at present. If your body is better, you will eat less, and you will have a lot less debris discharged, that is, you will have less to pull. In that case, it will be good for the environment! for future generations. However, if there is some Lanzhou cuisine, I will not be an environmentalist, I will give up everything I just said, and I may get up immediately. My soul and body will merge. ”

"Master, Lanzhou cuisine is here, get up and take a look!"

"Cut, the deceitful child doesn't grow tall. How can the taste of Lanzhou cuisine be covered by the smell of your master's stinky feet! All I have in my room is the smell of my fart last night, the smell of bad breath from talking to you today, and the smell of my sweaty feet. Where is Lanzhou cuisine? Whew, whew, I'm going to go to that faraway Africa, to see the mountains and trees, to see the beautiful scenery and girls......"

Looking at the monk who was still pretending to snore, Fang couldn't help but smile!

"Master, it will be a few hundred years before Africa will have contact with us, and it will not be bad for this day. But if you don't get up today, you probably won't be able to eat breakfast today! ”

With that, Square turned around and pretended to leave!

I saw that the monk seemed to smell it seriously, and suddenly said loudly: "The smell on your body is not the smell of my fart last night, but the smell of a stinky medium, and a more foul smell in the stench, a mixture of rotten eggs and stinky sulfur." There was also a faint smell of carrion, but in this smell I could smell a fresh scent, the slightly burnt smell of fresh wheat. I can feel the heat of the stuff in this smell slightly! You bad boy, leave the stinky tofu and baked seeds, be careful that your master and I beat you! ”

I saw that the monk's eyes didn't open, and relying on the sense of smell of his nose, he grabbed out the breakfast hidden in the square arms, and then put it in his mouth, and seemed to swallow it without chewing! The monk hiccuped a few times before he slowly opened his eyes, and those eyes seemed to be full of dissatisfaction and resentment!

"Apprentice, your master eats one meal a day, and you can't deliver it on time, and your mood is impetuous and unpunctual, but you have to change it! You see, today is about 20 seconds later than yesterday, and you almost starved to death master! I'm so hungry that I don't have the strength to speak. Apprentice, bring some incense. I guess I'm going to sit down today, master. Come, first recite a mantra for the teacher, so that the teacher can go to the Western Heaven Elysium as soon as possible! ”

"Master, first of all, I arrived on time today, because you pretended to sleep there and delayed the time, you can't blame me! In addition, when I got up last night to urinate, I saw you stealing pig's trotters in my back kitchen, so your so-called excuse of eating only one meal a day should not be used again! I see the master today with a red face, a radiant complexion, and the middle of the person is still so long. I guess when I come back from the west, the master won't necessarily go to ......."

"What did you say, I ate in your back kitchen last night? Then you must be reading it wrong! That object resembling me must not be me, but my half-brother, who came to see me yesterday and left this morning! Today I was indeed physically hungry. No! Yes! I seem to have seen the Buddha in the western heavens beckoning to me. Do you want to send a few more eggs to the teacher? Maybe ......"

Looking at the monk with a blushing face, the square was not broken: "But master, you said that I was twenty seconds late today, how do you know this, how can you accurately determine the time of my arrival to the second!" You know, in our day and age, that's a great scientific achievement, how did you do it, can you teach me, accurate time measurement, very helpful for what I'm about to do now, it's really important! ”

"Whew! You said the word 'second', that's my nonsense, I just want to describe that time is very short, who knows, there is a word 'second' in my mouth, I just say it casually! It's a wonderful feeling of time, and it's indescribable! I see that your qualifications are ordinary, I guess you can't learn! If you don't learn, don't ......"

"What, nonsense...... Hey, I knew that damn American goods were just as unreliable, and I was so angry that after my mother started it, she immediately became a god. After the monk activated, he turned into a stick! Ay! Who are these people......"

After speaking, the monk wiped his mouth with a cloth that he didn't know where to find, shook the cake residue on his body, and then sat cross-legged on the bed, folded his hands, and whispered: "Square my apprentice, next time don't make such a big thing to make it early, delay the gargle and wipe your mouth for the teacher, you don't want to think about how dirty the cloth for the teacher's mouth wipe, the last time the teacher used it, it was when I washed my feet every month!" How disgusting is it to use as a teacher? ”

"The master is really a clean person, and he only washes his feet once a month!"

"Who said that washing one's feet once a month for a teacher is once a year. If it's washed once a month, then the teacher won't die clean! The messy things you taught me are really not many useful things, but the teacher thinks that you have to take a bath every day, but it is not good for your health, you are too fat, how can you have such a manly temperament as the teacher! ”

Fang Fang looked at the monk, couldn't help frowning, held his breath, and then stepped back!

In this strange era, the most intolerable thing for the square in this era is personal hygiene habits! People in this era are too unhygienic, people often only take three baths in their lives, once when they are born, once when they get married in a cave room, and once when they die!

The monk recited aloud again: "Nan Wu Amitabha Buddha, square my disciples, quickly open the door of convenience, and make a good relationship for my Buddha believers!" ”

Fang Fang looked at the monk who began to chant and consume, and couldn't help but sigh again, turned around and opened the door panel of the store, and sat on the bench placed at the door!

After sitting down, he looked at the people lined up at the door and said: "My master has just participated in the peach event, and there is still the immortal energy of the holy fruit on his body. The pilgrims who can come in today to make good connections are limited to 100 people in the front row, and the rest of the people should hurry up tomorrow! ”

At the top of the line was an old man, full of gray hair and trembling!

Fang Fang looked at the old man and asked with a smile: "Uncle Li, it's so early today, how do you look at your red face, there must be some happy event to ask for!" ”

"I want to ask the prodigy today, I married another wife the day before yesterday, I don't know if you can add me another kid!"

Fang Fang looked at the old man, and thought to himself, "You are shameless, you are so ashamed, you are almost eighty years old, and you have to be a harmful woman!" What a rich man! But he smiled and said, "Yes is also you, not also you!" It's all about your mind! If your heart is sincere, you will have it. If you are not sincere, even if you have it, it will become nothing. ”

Looking at the piece of silver that the old man put down in front of him, Fang Fang nodded with a smile and said: "Ten notes of incense can increase your own mental power, you can't ask for more, you can't do less!" Let's wait for my teacher to return and bathe in the light of the Buddha! ”

Below is a person who looks like a scholar, I saw him walk quickly to the front of the flat side, knelt on the ground, and said with tears on his face: "I am here to thank the master, I came to ask the prodigy last year, and asked the prodigy about my future actions." The prodigy told me, 'If you don't win this year, you will win next year, let me burn incense and make ten notes, or I can win this year!' 'With the help of the prodigy, I won the three rankings of Jinshi this year, and the prodigy is really a fairy! ”

Fang Fang looked at the scholar and said with a smile: "That's your own self-love, you have to be favored by God, you can go to high school, you can burn incense ten more times today, and then increase your mental power!" Let's wait for my teacher to return and bathe in the light of the Buddha! ”

The third is a young man with a sick face, he looked at the square, and said weakly: "I have been in poor health since I was a child, and I often get sick, I don't know if I can get the help of the gods and Buddhas, so that I can live a more comfortable life and be better!"

"Drink plenty of hot water, wash your hands before eating, walk more and lie down less, and often go to the mountains to burn incense, and you will be safe!" Today, you can burn incense ten notes, and then increase your mental power! Let's wait for my teacher to return and bathe in the light of the Buddha! ”

That's it, but two hours passed, and the first 100 people in the queue were sent away, and the square looked at the back was still a long line, and said with a smile: "My ability can only receive the first hundred people, and you in the back can only be early tomorrow!" The immortals of the Buddha Kingdom have to practice every day, and for our earthly affairs, the time to deal with them every day is limited! It's impossible to do it all! Next, the hundred donors in front of you quickly look at where my master is sitting! With that, the square stood up, turned to look at the monk, and said loudly: "Please master, the soul returns!" ”

I saw that the monk who was sitting and chanting the scriptures suddenly made a Buddha light, and the golden light flickered, accompanied by the golden light, and there were faint bursts of fragrance wafting out. The hundred pilgrims looked at the miraculous scene in front of them, and they couldn't help but kneel down and bow down......

Fang Fang looked at the scene in front of him, and couldn't help scolding in his heart: "What a god monk, with the advanced science and technology in his mind, he doesn't do his job, he just pretends to be a ghost, and he has to be his accomplice, when will this task be completed, the one who should appear in his fate, why don't you come over now immediately to humiliate yourself and have a good time." But the scholar who came to help today, his own teacher, his acting skills are really good, the tears on his face are all true, I really don't know what the two of them are doing, don't you know that our time is very tight and the task is very heavy? How can I have time to play the world like this? Or are you always changing your tricks? Endless? ”

The monk bathed in the light of the Buddha chanted loudly: "When the Bodhisattva of Freedom and Freedom is in the depths of Prajnaparamita, he sees that the five aggregates are empty, and he overcomes all suffering. The relics are not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and the same is true when you want to know it. The relics are the empty phase of all the laws, which are neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor pure, nor increased nor decreased. Therefore, there is no color in the air, no thoughts, no thoughts, no thoughts, no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and mind, no color, sound, fragrance, touch, no vision, and even no consciousness. There is no ignorance, there is no end to ignorance, there is no old age and death, and there is no old age and death. There is no suffering to gather and destroy the Tao, and there is no wisdom and no gain. With no gain, Bodhisattva, according to Prajnaparamita, has no hindrances, no obstacles, no fears, is far away from upside-down dreams, and is nirvana. The Buddhas of the three worlds, according to Prajnaparamita, attained the three bodhisattvas of Anuttara. Therefore, it is known that Prajnaparamita is a great mantra, a great mantra, a supreme mantra, and an unequal mantra, which can remove all suffering, and it is true. Therefore, to say the Prajnaparamita mantra is to say the mantra: "Revealing the Truth, Revealing the Truth, revealing the Truth, revealing the Bodhisattva Bhaha......"

Fang Fang looked at the monk and scolded in his heart: "I read the 'Heart Sutra' that you Tang Seng will translate in the future." But according to the current time, you haven't gone to the west to learn the scriptures! You're not afraid to mess up your timeline? ”

Looking at the monk who was still talking nonsense, Fang Fang hurriedly said loudly: "It's not early, everyone hurry up to the temple to burn incense, so as not to delay the practice of the masters in the temple!" Everyone, go! ”

Hearing what the square said, the golden light on the monk's body slowly disappeared, and the monk's chanting voice gradually disappeared!

Seeing all the pilgrims in the shop leave, Fang Fang said with a smile: "How much my teacher cried just now is like real, how good the performance is!" ”

The monk said faintly: "When the fake is true, the truth is also false, and there is sometimes nothing to do!" People in the world can only see the appearance of things, but they have no impression when they are not there. ”

"Master, monks don't speak!"

"Nan no Amitabha!"

"Master, the money from selling incense, the three of us are one-third each, of course, the potion you just covered in golden light, count the three of us!"

"Wonderful! Wonderful! My Buddha is compassionate! There are more donors, and there should be fewer ones. ”

"Master, I found that the nine incense scars on your head are of different shades and are not arranged in an even manner, could it be that the master burned it himself! Could it be that the master is a fake monk? ”

"Get out! I'm done here, young man, don't hurry up and go to school! ”

"Monks don't swear, don't swear! You can't force people to do what they don't want to do! ”

"Get out! Watch out for my hidden weapon! ”

Looking at the square that was smoked out by his own stinky fart, the monk laughed out loud, but the worry in his eyes became stronger and stronger, or maybe the monk's eyes were too heavy......