Chapter 676: Exercising
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The emperor was ill for three or four months as soon as he was so 'sick', and no one in the court and the central government except Shi Bin, Wang Yi and Li Shao had ever seen Li Zong. Everyone knew that Wang Yi and Li Shao were actually Shi Bin's followers, so they were very worried about the emperor's situation. Although they didn't think that Shi Bin dared to kill Li Zong, they all thought that Shi Bin was likely to have imprisoned Li Zong.
It's just that everyone dared to be angry at first, not to mention that the situation was controllable, and the Great Song Dynasty was not chaotic, so they turned a blind eye and acted as if they didn't know anything.
Time continues to pass day by day, Shi Bin is laying out day by day, day by day, and pulling together all forces day by day, so as to consolidate himself. This kind of encroachment is slow but very effective, often waiting for others to find out that their small group has been broken apart by Shi Bin, and finally has to surrender to Shi Bin.
Of course, there are still some courtiers in the Song court who are disciplined and 'would rather die than yield', and they will fight Shi Bin to the end. Since there is moderation, it is natural to be honest and fair, and to serve the people wholeheartedly, and cannot be degraded at will. For these people, Shi Bin felt a little troublesome.
These troubles are not big or small, so Shi Bin did not show his face, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi didn't see it, and Xu Feng just knew a little.
One day, Shi Bin came out of the garden where the Confusing Li Sect was imprisoned, his face was like black iron, and his breath was like a cow. Needless to say, it was obviously angry with Li Zong.
Seeing this, Xu Feng, the smart head of the guard, immediately ran to Shi Bin's side and asked, "My lord, what's wrong with you, why are you so angry?" Does the emperor dare to be angry with you? ”
"How dare he? Now that he is broken and broken, it is expected that I will not dare to hurt him, nor will he dare to kill him, nor will he dare to usurp the throne, so he will be angry with me. Shi Bin gritted his teeth and said.
"I didn't expect the emperor to become a scoundrel, and he was a little tough... My lord, no matter what, don't be angry, you hurt your body a lot, and if you hurt yourself, you will make your relatives hurt your enemies quickly. ”
Xu Feng told the truth, and Shi Bin quickly suppressed his anger after hearing this, and stopped talking but went to the yamen office. It's just that my heart is messy, although I am not angry, I still can't calm down and review the official documents, and finally I can only sit helplessly in the office in a daze.
understood why Shi Bin was like this, because there was no good way to help Shi Bin, Xu Feng had to stand like a statue as a guard.
"Xu Feng..."
"My lord, what's the matter?"
"Do you think we are too merciful to the Emperor? The old man wanted to destroy our three tribes, but we only imprisoned him. He dared to deliberately anger me just now, it seems that he wants to suffer again. ”
"My lord is reasonable, the emperor is probably itchy and itchy, forget the pain of the scar, don't give him some color, look at him and don't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has." Xu Feng said viciously.
Shi Bin was very comfortable hearing this, and made up his mind to ask Li Zong to suffer again, and become a guy who didn't dare to go west if he wanted him to go east. The question is, how can we make him suffer without telling the truth? Indeed, as Li Zong said, he can't hurt him or kill him, and it's not easy to find such a solution.
"It's to give the old man some color, or else he'll be in trouble. The question is, how do you get it? After all, he is the emperor, we can't hurt him, let alone kill him, and intimidation is useless. Shi Bin said with a frown.
"Please don't worry, there will be a way. How many times have you led everyone all the way, but there is no way out, and there is no way to come up with a way. Xu Feng encouraged.
Anyway, this matter is not urgent, Shi Bin naturally relaxed after hearing this, and it didn't take long for him to start reviewing the official documents.
After another month, there were more and more officials who were vassals of Shi Bin in the DPRK and China, and there were fewer and fewer officials who insisted on their own views and refused to give in, and they seemed even more lonely. Forced to retreat, those officials could only choose to see the emperor, even if the emperor was terminally ill, because the emperor was their last hope.
At first, Shi Bin still didn't agree with them to see the emperor, but he didn't expect that there would be Wenchen who was so strong
dared to bang the palace door with his head, and he still didn't stop after breaking his head and bleeding. If it weren't for being caught by Shi Bin's men, I'm afraid he would be lying there. As a last resort, Shi Bin had to promise that everyone would see the emperor in three days.
This time Shi Bin felt tricky, obviously there were a few such fierce Wenchen, if he died outside the palace gate one after another, then his Shi Bin's reputation would be ruined for a while. Therefore, after dealing with this matter, he immediately went back to the house to discuss with the two female Zhuge about how to deal with it.
Seeing Shi Bin's anxious and anxious look, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi immediately knew that there was trouble, otherwise Shi Bin would not have lost his temper so much.
"What's wrong, why are you in such a hurry?" Jia Ling asked.
"It's troublesome, those opponents in the court are clamoring to see the emperor, and today there is a madman who banged his head on the palace door and made a head and bleed. If I hadn't sent my men to stop him, I'm afraid that the madman would have died there, and I had no choice but to promise to let them see the emperor in three days. ”
"Husband, can't you let them meet the emperor? Wouldn't it be nice to warn the emperor? Sai Xi Shi said puzzled.
"Madam, now that the emperor is broken, he can see that I don't dare to hurt him, dare not kill him, and will not usurp the throne, but this person is still a thorn and is not afraid of me." Shi Bin smiled bitterly.
As soon as these words came out, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi exclaimed in unison: "What? ”
"Don't be surprised, it is. I didn't tell you a few days ago, but I didn't think things would be difficult, and now that it's terrible, I naturally came to you two female Zhuge to give me ideas. ”
The two women didn't quarrel with Shi Bin because of this, but they were unhappy because they couldn't 'frown and think about it'.
"I knew that I would have made the emperor suffer more, and I shouldn't have just imprisoned him. Shouldn't have forced those die-hards into such an embarrassment. Shi Bin sighed.
"Don't sigh, it's useless to sigh. Since I can't think of a way to do it now, don't think about it for the time being..."
"Xiaoling, if you don't want to, I have promised them that they will see the emperor in three days." Shi Bin reminded with a sad face.
"Three days? It's okay, it's a big deal to find a reason to delay it in three days, and it's still okay to drag it out for ten days. Sai Si Shi laughed.
Looking at Sai Xishi's confident smile, Shi Bin also gained confidence, saying that since he couldn't think of a way, he would simply go for a walk, so as not to hold back the unhappiness in the house. Naturally, several people agreed to this suggestion, and Shi Bin took everyone out of the house. It's said to be a walk, but it's actually to fill your stomach. Shi Bin, Jia Ling, Sai Xishi and Xu Feng ate Lin'an snacks again, and they were full of wine and food.
The ancients said: After a meal, walk a hundred steps and live to ninety-nine. After eating, Shi Bin and the others rested for a quarter of an hour and then started the 'hundred steps'. It should be because I ate too much at noon, and I was more tired than usual when I walked, and it didn't take long for me to be out of breath and look tired. Naturally, they couldn't take a walk anymore, so they had to turn around and go back to their homes to rest.
When they returned home, they sat down on rattan chairs and immediately felt very comfortable, as if they had gone from hell to heaven.
"Which bastard said 'walk a hundred steps after a meal and live to ninety-nine'? It's so tiring to walk like this after eating! Jia Ling, the eldest lady, complained.
"That is, you should rest after eating, and you shouldn't have any 'hundred steps'!" Sai Si Shi immediately agreed.
It didn't take long for Shi Bin to burst out laughing, "Hahaha..."
No one knows what kind of madness Shi Bin is doing, why he can't stop laughing as soon as he sits down. But no one asked, they just squinted at it, because they didn't have the energy to ask, they just wanted to rest.
Finding that everyone ignored him, Shi Bin was a little disappointed and said with a smile: "Don't you want to know why I'm laughing?" ”
"You can laugh as much as you want, we just need to rest!" Jia Ling said angrily.
"Let me tell you, your husband just came up with a way to deal with the emperor in a flash of inspiration!"
Looking at the weird smile on Shi Bin's face, everyone felt cold in their hearts, because they understood that Shi Bin was bound to come up with a way to overkill, and it was also high-sounding.
"Do you remember what excuse we used to keep everyone from us
Did you meet with Rizuma? ”
"How is this not remembered? Sick. Jia Ling said very easily.
"So what should this sick person do besides taking medicine?" After Shi Bin finished speaking, his face became more and more weird.
What else should I do besides taking medicine? Xu Feng was the first to answer this answer: exercise, it is best to walk or jog but not to blow the wind.
"How about you say we should let Ri Zong exercise?"
"Exercise workout? Husband, how can exercise make Li Zong obedient? The concubine didn't understand. Sai Xi Shi said very directly.
Looking at a few ignorant people, Shi Bin sighed helplessly and then reminded: "The painful thing about exercising is not to do it twice, but to keep doing the same action." ”
In this way, Jia Ling, Sai Xishi and Xu Feng finally understood, and they all cast admiring glances at Shi Bin, obviously admiring his 'wisdom'.
"The emperor is also in his fifties now, what is the most appropriate exercise? How can we make him suffer without telling the truth? Exercise that is too strenuous is definitely not good, and it is certainly not okay to walk. Shi Bin said.
"It's simple, just ask the emperor to keep dancing his hands and feet in the original way. It's definitely painful to live rather than die. "The most painful thing I remember is squatting and kicking, squatting for an hour at a time and kicking a thousand times. Immediately after doing this, he lay on the ground and did not want to move. The emperor is old and his legs are inconvenient, so he doesn't need to squat and kick, so he punches five hundred times at a time. ”
After listening to Sai Xishi's words, Shi Bin immediately agreed and implemented it.
Under Shi Bin's coercion, Li Zong had no choice but to start 'exercising'. After only fifty strokes of his fist, Rizune felt his muscles ache, after a hundred strokes, he felt that his arm could not be lifted, and after about two hundred strokes, he felt that his hand was no longer his own, and he could not lift it even if he wanted to.
Only now did Li Zong understand that Shi Bin was far more powerful than he thought, although he didn't dare to hurt himself, didn't dare to kill himself, and didn't dare to usurp his position, he had a way to rectify himself. Rather, it is a high-sounding excuse that never proves it.
"Shi Aiqing, I'm too old to withstand so much exercise, just move a little."
"How can this be?" Shi Bin immediately said 'nervously' and 'considerately', "Your Majesty, exercising is important to persevere, why don't you do it if you have a little pain?" You are the emperor, you should be the model in the world, how can you not even do 500 strokes? ”
With such righteousness and strictness, Li Zong has nothing to say. I had to say, "Shi Aiqing, what do you want to do?" I'm your prisoner now, so I don't pose much of a threat to you! ”
"Your Majesty, you are gone. But there are people outside the palace, and the loyal ministers of your Zhao family still want to see you, if you can't see it, you will almost die outside the palace. I made an agreement with them to let them see you in three days, so I came today to urge you to 'exercise.'" Shi Bin smiled.
There is such a reason for doing it for a long time, but even if I know about Rizong, I can't help it. He was pampered and didn't have the courage to receive such 'exercise' every day. Therefore, he happily said that everything would be done according to what Shi Bin said.
Although he knew that Li Zong would never dare to deceive himself, Shi Bin would not just believe Li Zong's empty promise, so he still sneered: "Your Majesty, everything depends on your own choice, cooperate well with everything, the world is still your Zhao family." If you have to be clever, you have to bear the consequences. If you can be sick today, you will die tomorrow. Don't be preemptive! ”
Hearing these words, Li Zong sat on the ground, and after a while, said with a wry smile: "Shi Aiqing, those ministers will come to see me in a few days, I will say whatever you want me to say, and I will do whatever you want me to do, is this enough?" ”
"Enough, enough." Shi Bin smiled and said, "Your Majesty, I hope we have a happy cooperation." As long as you do well, make sure you don't 'exercise' like this again. But please don't heal the scar anymore and forget the pain. Don't exhaust my patience and make you the Emperor. ”
After speaking, before Li Zong recovered from the three words 'Emperor Taishang', Shi Bin was already gone.