Chapter 756: Unexpected
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Cheng Biting Jin wanted to nip the trouble he caused in the bud, so he had to use Li Su's method, except for Li Su's two methods, there seemed to be no other way available.
It's just that Li Su's methods are not very particular, the first hurts money, and the second hurts feelings.
What's even better is that the second method is actually very much in line with the character of Cheng Lao's hooligan, this kind of blackmailing people to return double the gift after giving the gift, and then completely offending the person to death, and finally blacking out the old and the dead do not get along......
That's right, there is no doubt that Cheng bites gold often does this kind of thing, and the bandit nature of the Cheng family is known throughout Chang'an City.
It's just that doing this to Li Shimin's prince is the first time in his life, blackmailing, bullying the small, and solving the trouble he caused in an extremely shameless way, which is very challenging.
It's a pity that Li Su didn't count himself into it. This one...... It was an accident.
Taking advantage of the drunkenness, Cheng Biting Jin kidnapped Li Su and went out of the gate, like a general who returned to the camp after capturing the enemy chief alive before the battle, swaggering and high-spirited, facing the horrified eyes of passers-by on Suzaku Street, and walked towards the Wei Palace.
Li Su was in a hurry, and he could bear being held in Cheng Yanjin's hands as a humanoid mace, but Cheng Yanjin went to the Wei Wangfu this time not to pay him New Year's greetings, but to find trouble, especially ...... Cheng Biting Jin's idea of coming to the door to find trouble was still his Li Su.
"Uncle Cheng, Uncle Cheng! You let the kid down first, no matter what the kid says, he's a ......."
Cheng Yanjin sneered disdainfully: "Fart monkey! Dare to call a marquis in front of the old man, a little baby with no hair on his mouth, wearing a monkey hat and thinking that he is really a marquis? Have you ever seen Hou who was hung on a tree by an old man with a whip? ”
Li Su suddenly didn't care about being carried upside down in Cheng Yanjin's hands, so he raised his head under his arm, and the light of gossip flashed in his eyes: "Uncle Cheng has beaten Hou?" County marquis or country marquis? ”
Cheng Yanjin sneered: "I haven't fought before, I can't say for sure today, the old man just went out and gradually came back to his senses, you little bastard has a bad stomach, and your bad idea not only spoils the old man's reputation, do you still want the old man to completely break with King Wei?" Tell me, what is the purpose of doing this? ”
Li Su was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "The kid is talking nonsense, Uncle Cheng might as well pretend that he didn't hear anything, let's go back......"
Cheng Yanjin said with a smile: "The words have been spoken, it is not so easy to take it back, no matter what idea your kid makes, the old man will definitely be tied to you today, and we will share the blessings and woes." ”
"Uncle Cheng, slow down! The kid has another plan here, it doesn't hurt the sky and doesn't hurt it, it can be described as a gentle wind and drizzle, and the face is not cold......"
Cheng Yanjin laughed: "I know that you kid has a lot of ghost ideas, and the old man doesn't pick and choose, the one just now is very much in line with the old man's mind, that's it, don't change it, go!" ”
Holding the angry Li Su, Cheng Biting Jin strode towards the Wei Palace.
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The Wei Wangfu is located at the north end of Zhuque Street, according to the Tang Dynasty etiquette system, the prince must go to the fief to the fief when he becomes an adult, but Li Shimin is too spoiled by Li Tai, pity his body fat, inconvenient to move, and very much appreciate Li Tai who knows the scriptures and righteousness, and is rigorous and hard in his studies, so he specially ordered Li Tai, the king of Wei, to live in Chang'an City for a long time without going to the fief.
The difference between the rule of man and the rule of law lies in this, the so-called law is only for the people, whether the emperor needs to abide by the law he has set, it depends on the emperor's mood at the time, sometimes the mood is happy, a big hand waved to amnesty the world, murderers and arsonists have all the messy sins to be pardoned, just when there is no such thing. Sometimes when you're in a bad mood, stealing a small purse on the street is a big crime to kill your head.
It was already evening when Cheng Yanjin took Li Su to the gate of the Wei Palace, because of the New Year's Festival, the three provinces had already made a public announcement, until the day of the Shangyuan Festival, Chang'an City released the curfew, closed the city gate but not the door, and the people of Chang'an could live unscrupulously overnight.
Red lanterns had already been hung in front of the Wei Palace, and in the open space outside the door, two rows of guards were lined up in the shape of geese, standing according to the knife.
Cheng Biting Jin swaggered to the door, the guards naturally recognized him, and hurriedly bowed and saluted, one of them was about to turn around and go in to report, but Cheng Biting Jin laughed, took a long breath, and shouted: "Tell you King Wei to come out to welcome the old man!" Don't look at him as a prince, the old man fought with his father back then, and he was also his elders, and the younger generations greeted the elders, this reason can be discussed no matter where it is, right? ”
The guards were stunned for a moment, and before they could react, Cheng Yanjin followed up and added: "...... What's more, the old man also gave King Wei a New Year's gift early in the morning. ”
Li Su glanced at him.
This sentence...... It's redundant.
Cheng Biting Jin's notoriety is obviously known all over the city, from the emperor to the people know the banditry of this guy, and the guards at the door are naturally no exception.
Everyone in Shilin said that King Wei had the style of a madman from the Wei and Jin dynasties, but King Wei's "madness" has always been only used in poetry, wine and songs, and it is still very normal in ordinary times, and his emotional intelligence is particularly high, so Li Tai has a good reputation in the government and the opposition, and he has the style of a humble gentleman.
Li Tai came out quickly, Cheng Biting Jin and the others didn't wait long, they saw the side door of the palace open, and in the distance, a huge meat ball-like object rolled towards the two.
Seeing Li Tai cross the threshold of the side door with difficulty with the support of the servants, and move towards him step by step, Li Su couldn't help but sympathize with this fat man, it is said that the Li family has a genetic history, similar to high blood pressure cerebral thrombosis or something, from the Wei King Li Tai, the rumors are not unreasonable.
When Li Tai approached, Li Su suddenly noticed that Li Tai's appearance was a little haggard, his hair was messy, his eyes were scattered, his steps were vain, and he was wearing an oversized tuanhua silk shirt hanging loosely on his body, looking like he had just suffered domestic violence in his own home. I don't know if this guy just had a good time at home, or if he was ...... Does he like to play with the tune of being abused by the Queen?
Cheng Yanjin and Li Su were stunned, the two glanced at each other, and each other revealed a look of incomprehension.
"Taibai met Uncle Cheng and never greeted Uncle Cheng from afar, it's really ...... Yes! Li Zizheng! You ......" Li Tai saw Li Su at this time, and suddenly lost control of his emotions, and he couldn't care about saluting, so he grabbed Li Su's arm like crazy: "You're finally here!" ”
Li Su was stunned, what does this gritted tooth expression mean? Hurry up and replay the memory, from the last time I saw him to today, have you done anything to cheat him in these days, thinking about it, Li Su gradually became more straightforward, and there was a frank and upright righteousness in his chest.
I haven't cheated you recently, why do you look like you want to eat people? Is there a royal law?
"Let go! What does it mean? Li Su's eyes narrowed, a very dangerous signal: "Don't think that if you are the prince, I won't dare to beat you, you can drag me to try again!" ”
Li Tai was stunned and immediately let go.
The person who knows the times is Junjie, Li Su's expression told him that as long as this guy is provoked, anyone will dare to beat him, and the prince is no exception.
Li Tai's expression was ugly, and of course Li Su's face couldn't see anywhere. Cheng Yanjin saw that the two of them were tense as soon as they met, and he didn't mean to intervene, but stood aside with his arms crossed, looking interested in watching the excitement.
After a moment of silence, Li Tai suddenly sighed: "Brother Zizheng, you have made me miserable these days......
Li Su sneered: "What nonsense is the New Year? I haven't seen you all these days, so why should I hurt you? ”
Li Tai's expression suddenly became sad and angry, and he even raised his voice a lot unconsciously: "Didn't harm me? Ha! The last time I went to your house, do you remember that question you asked before leaving? Remember? You still say you didn't hurt me! ”
"What's the question?" Li Su was confused. This time he didn't pretend to be confused, he really forgot.
"You're ......!" Li Tai was so angry that his face turned red, he trembled and pointed at Li Su, for a long time, he suddenly turned his head, looked at Cheng Yanjin with bloodshot eyes, tried to maintain the etiquette of his juniors, and forced himself to squeeze out a smile: "Tai is rude, I don't know that Uncle Cheng came to the door today to ......"
Cheng bit Jin and patted his head: "Ah, I forgot about business...... Actually, it's not a big deal, it seems that there is only something serious between the two of you, it doesn't matter, old man, wait a minute......"
Li Taiqiang smiled: "How dare you let Uncle Cheng wait, and ask Uncle Cheng to speak up." ”
Cheng bit Jin snorted, and began to show a strong face: "The old man gave you a New Year's gift this morning, which is the so-called 'gift exchange', so the old man is here to ask for your return gift now, don't ask for more, just double it......"
Before he finished speaking, Li Tai said very happily: "Okay, give!" Come on, prepare the gift quickly, according to Uncle Cheng's gift double, no, triple, the housekeeper will send it to the Cheng family respectfully to this king, and do it immediately! ”
The servants in the back hurriedly turned around and ran towards the house.
Cheng Yanjin and Li Su were stunned.
This...... The style of painting is wrong! I'm here to make trouble today! I'm here to turn my face with King Wei! You gave it so happily, and such a cheerful attitude really made us people who are not good at it very confused!
Cheng Yanjin, who has been rampant in Chang'an for many years in the fish and meat township, and his face is hidden in the crotch of his pants, also feels very hesitant, his eyes widen and he is stunned for a long time, and then ...... began to think about whether the trouble he caused was solved or not, such an excessive request was met immediately without saying a word, and there was no sign of turning his face, and it was done in a gentle drizzle, as if the king of Wei had owed him money, he came to collect debts, and people quickly returned the money, and the tone of the money was particularly casual, as if it was so simple to say hello casually and ask him if he had eaten......
Li Tai only had Li Su in his eyes at the moment, and seeing that Cheng Biting Jin was still stunned, he hurriedly saluted and said: "Yes Tai is not thoughtful, and the return gift is late, please Uncle Cheng Don't blame, every New Year's Festival in the future, Tai must take the initiative to ......."
Cheng Yanjin replied dumbfoundedly: "Huh? Yes! ”
Apologetically smiled at Cheng Biting Jin, Li Tai said: "I also ask Uncle Cheng to forgive my sins again today, the little nephew has other important matters with Brother Zizheng today, and he can't entertain Uncle Cheng, it's really rude, tomorrow Tai will come to the door again to apologize to Uncle Cheng and admit punishment." ”
Cheng Yanjin was still sluggish: "Huh? Yes! ”
This reaction was seen in Li Tai's eyes, so Cheng Yanjin agreed, so he bowed to him apologetically, then turned around and dragged Li Su, who was still confused, and staggered towards the mansion without looking back.
Seeing the two of them enter the door, Cheng Yanjin scratched his head vigorously and muttered, "What is the old man doing today?" Why is this heart so unsteady? ”
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