Drama spirit possession
"Lord, I have inquired about the water source of the Yellow Turban Army, and there is a water intake well, but there are a few Yellow Turban wrestlers who are guarding day and night, and I am afraid it is not easy to deal with."
Liao Hua told Wen Qi what he heard, Wen Qi frowned, these Yellow Turban Army are no more than normal people, for the matter of the Yellow Turban Army, these Yellow Turban Lux are as meticulous as robots, it is too difficult to find an opportunity.
Until the sun was about to set, the Yellow Turbans began to gather for dinner, and several Yellow Turbans stood at the outermost part of the camp with large buckets, and the Yellow Turbans lined up, waiting one by one to receive food.
Centurion Liu Bi took the bowl, and the man filled him with a bowl, but Liu Bi looked at the gruel mixed with stones, beans and rice bran in the bowl, frowned, and began to miss the days when he first joined the Yellow Turban Army.
As soon as Liu Bi finished eating and left, he heard someone arguing behind him, and when he turned around, he saw that Liao Hua was arguing with a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy.
"Obviously I arrived first!" Liao Hua said.
"Nonsense, I was the first to line up!" Li Tong argued.
"You're behind me."
"It's you're behind me."
Liu Bi has seen this Liao Hua, and he has also honored himself a lot of things before, but today he actually quarreled with a stupid boy, and it didn't take long for the two to start fighting.
Thinking that Liao Hua had honored himself before, Liu Bigang wanted to step forward to help him teach that kid a lesson, this Liao Hua punched out, his feet slipped, and he almost fell, and in a panic, he grabbed Liu Bi and knocked over Liu Bi's job.
"Ah, it's Brother Liu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Liao Hua's face changed, and he couldn't stop apologizing to Liu Bi.
"Why are you so careless, you kid!"
Liu Bi was about to get angry, but when he saw Liao Hua quietly stuffing a silver ingot into his hand, he was afraid that it would not be three or four or two, and he was suddenly angry.
"Brother Liu, don't be angry, this meal will be spilled, I'll invite you to drink when it's dark!" Liao Hua said in Liu Bi's ear.
Liu Bixi smiled, anyway, he couldn't look down on this meal, so he took the silver and left with a smile.
At night, Liu Pi stayed alone in the house, his stomach was convulsed with hunger, and he was complaining about why Liao Hua's kid hadn't come yet, when he heard a knock on the door.
Liu Pi opened the door, and Liao Hua slipped in all of a sudden, holding a bag of wine and a bowl of beans in his hand, and a huge mountain mouse in his other hand.
Liu Bi was happy to take over this mountain mouse, a fat mountain mouse must weigh three catties.
"Brother Liu, hurry up and skin this mountain rat and serve."
Liu Bizheng was hungry, so he immediately took a knife and skinned it, because the Yellow Turban Army was stationed in private houses, and centurions like Liu Bi were all single rooms, and there were firewood on the stove, but the pot had already been requisitioned.
Liu Bi wanted to take the skinned mountain mouse and roast it on the fire, but Liao Hua on the side hurriedly came up to stop it.
"Brother Liu, such a fat mountain mouse, it will shrink into a dry after roasting, and there is not much meat."
"So what, this can't be done without a pot or baking."
"Take the lotus leaf wrap, wrap it in mud on the outside, throw it into the fire, it tastes as fragrant as roasted, and there is a lot of meat!" Liao Hua suggested.
"Just you kid is smart!"
Liu Bi and Liao Hua, one went outside to get some lotus leaves, and the other made mud, and after a while, they wrapped up the chipmunk and threw it into the stove to simmer.
Then the two of them drank and ate beans while waiting for the mountain rats to simmer.
"Brother Liu, this is the best wine of mine, it doesn't feel strong when you drink it, and it will be on the top after a while." Liao Hua was drunk and said to Liu Bi.
"Brother Liao, I'm almost done drinking, why haven't I been drunk yet, Hugh is coming to Meng me!"
After Liu Bi finished speaking, he saw that Liao Hua was already drunk and fell to the side, and he still wanted to joke a few words, but he was dizzy for a while, and he was lying on the table in a daze.
After nearly an hour, this Liu Bicai woke up in a daze and said, "Brother Liao, is this mountain rat meat cooked?" ”
When I looked up, I saw Liao Hua still lying on the table, and the fire on the stove had already lit the roof, the fire was burning, and Liu Bi's wine woke up instantly.
"It's on fire, Brother Liao, wake up!"
Liu Bi woke up Liao Hua, the two ran out of the house, looking at the fire, and there was no water source around, Liu Bi looked helpless.
"Something happened, something big happened, how can this be good, this is burning, I'm afraid you and I can't keep our heads." Liu Pi looked depressed.
"Brother Liu, don't give up on yourself, now that Qu Shuai has gone to Yingchuan and hasn't come back, who else dares to punish you!"
"But this fire?"
"Brother Liu, it's the right thing to put out the fire quickly, it's just a private house that's on fire now, I'll go out with a few brothers tomorrow to rob more property, and when Qu Shuai comes, he will dedicate his property to Qu Shuai, how can he care about the affairs of a room anymore, but if this fire is not extinguished, the bigger it will be, I'm afraid you and I are really going to fall to the ground."
"Yes, yes, put out the fire quickly, if you burn down the granary, it will be over."
Liu Bi was just about to find someone to put out the fire, but Liao Hua said again: "When these people get up, put on their clothes, and take water to extinguish the fire, I'm afraid that the city will burn down, and then He Feng, Li Qiang and a few centurions, are targeting you on weekdays, seeing that your brother Liu has an accident, I'm afraid it's too late to laugh, how can the people under them help me put out the fire?" ”
"Yes, it's good that these people don't add firewood, Brother Liao, what do you say?" I don't know if I drank wine or was smoked, Liu Bi felt dizzy and pinned his hopes on Liao Hua.
"Those Yellow Turban wrestlers guarding the water source are not far away, why don't you let them help put out the fire together?" Liao Hua proposed.
"What Brother Liao said is that these yellow turban wrestlers will not ask about the cause of the fire, and they are not afraid of the fire, so they will stay by the well now, and it is most appropriate for them to come over to extinguish the fire."
Liu Pi and Liao Hua rushed to the well, where six Yellow Turban wrestlers were guarding, and there were a lot of empty buckets used by the Yellow Turban Army to get water.
Looking at these empty buckets, Liu Pi was very excited, and said: "If it is really heaven that does not destroy me, you wrestlers, hurry up and bring buckets, fill them with well water, and go with me to extinguish the fire." ”
Yellow Turban Lux turned his huge head and looked at the house on fire not far away, and the four Yellow Turban Lux found the largest buckets, filled them with well water, carried them one by one, and began to put out the fire.
"It's not enough, if the granary catches fire, shakes the morale of the army, and mistakes my Yellow Turban Army, I will die thousands of times, and I will not be speechless to face the great sage and good teacher!"
Liao Hua said anxiously, immediately found two buckets, fetched well water, picked up the buckets, and hurried to put out the fire.
"Yes, yes, yes, all go, all go, the granary will be on fire, and the remaining two wrestlers will go with you."
After Liu Bi finished speaking, he also went to find a bucket and draw well water, and the remaining two yellow turban wrestlers glanced at each other, and then looked at the house and granary that were on fire not far away, and finally moved up, fetched well water, and went over to extinguish the fire.
"This Liao Hua is really possessed by the actor!"
Wen Qi came up from a dark corner, and just then he looked at Liao Hua's performance, you must know that Liao Hua deceived the Yellow Turban Warriors, not the ordinary Yellow Turban Army, these Yellow Turban Warriors are different from ordinary people, except for things related to the Yellow Turban Army, other eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, seven emotions and six desires are not interested, if not known in advance, this Liao Hua really seems to be a Taiping Dao brain fan who is dedicated to the Yellow Turban Army.
Li Tong and Gao Shun also followed Wen Qi together, looking at the well that no one was watching, Wen Qi fell into a tangle.
Wen Qi has two clay pots in his hand, one contains poison that can poison 20,000 people, and the other is a laxative that can make 20,000 people have diarrhea, both of which are contained in jars, sealed with thick mud on the outside, and after being thrown into the well, the soil will slowly soften and fall, and finally the medicine powder inside will leak out, and the time when the powder leaks is the time for Wen Qi to flow out and dispatch troops.
It's just that whether to put laxatives or poisons makes Wen Qi very entangled, the safest situation is to poison, as long as you see the Yellow Turban Army in the city dead, you will know that the plan is successful, if you don't die, the poison is ineffective, without arousing the vigilance of the Yellow Turban Army, you can continue to plan and plan Runan, but this is 15,000 lives.
If it is a laxative, it is difficult to say, whether the laxative is effective, how effective the medicine is, how the Yellow Turban Army recovered, there are too many variables, only when the siege and the Yellow Turban Army confront each other can we know the specific situation, if the laxative is ineffective, they will attack the city again, and the consequences will be unimaginable.
Gao Shun naturally knew what Wen Qi was struggling with, so he stepped forward and said, "Lord, why don't you let me vote!" ”。
Wen Qi looked at the two jars for a while, and finally said, "No need! ”
With that, he threw one of the jars into the well, and the three of them disappeared into the night.